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>Takes place 15 years after Rise of Skywalker
>The Republic is trying to rebuild. They've hired Mandalorians as "Journeyman Protectors" in the absence of law enforcement and military.
>Finn has become the leader of a movement of former stormtroopers who are demanding recognition, reparations and political representation.
>During a demonstration, a senator is shot. A former stormtrooper is the prime suspect.
>A lot of the story is about the mystery of who killed him.
>Rey is reevaluating the Jedi code, not everyone agrees with her.
>At the center of the Jedi conflict are two new students, boy and girl siblings. The boy disagrees with Rey's changes to the Jedi.
>The reveal is that some of the Jedi are behind the assassination; they think the Jedi should run the Republic this time. The boy Jedi is on their side.
>There is a scene on Felucia
>The climax is a duel between the boy and girl Jedi, ending in stalemate.
>By the end a Jedi schism has begun.
Episodes XI and XII are about the Jedi civil war.
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Non-canon anti-fanfic^
There is only IV, V, and VI.
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I think Ai is more creative than whatever this is
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>KotOR but in the ST era

Bravo, Filoni.
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Disney : I absolutely refuse to hire one decent writer and storyboard this franchise despite trillions of dollars
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>>223592728
>Finn has become
>Rey is
no no no
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>>223592728
I'm not erect. Star wars is dead and over.
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>>223592728
>Mouse refuses to let go of failed sequelshit
They never learn, do they?
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>>223592815
This
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>>223592849
They probably think that they should have killed everyone from the OT, not just Han, Leia, and Luke.
Think on that one. Disney could have done anything, but they elected to killed all three main characters. Genius move.
>inb4 Carrie died for real
Yes, but they should have killed her off in TLJ at least, so her character was murdered regardless of Fisher.
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They really can't take a hint? Even their parks switched from ST to OT. Absolutely no one likes the Sequel movies
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>>223592896
YOV VVILL LVFF ZE ZEQVELS
OR ELZE!
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>>223592728
women ruined star wars.
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>>223592728
The Jedi would never want to rule the galaxy themselves. Those are just Sith. The Sith originally were rebel Jedi that wanted to explore other aspects of The Force. I think.
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>Finn demanding reparations
stopped reading there
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didn't read past the subject but it's DOA, like all nu wars faggot shit.
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>>223592896
>Even their parks switched from ST to OT.
I've been to Galaxy's Edge again recently, that's all P.R. bullshit. Nothing has changed except less park guests and higher prices.
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>>223592728
>Finn has become the leader of a movement of former stormtroopers who are demanding recognition, reparations and political representation.
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>>223592728
>>223592751
>still pushing starshit after failing to capture an audience for 2 generations
Who cares
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>>223592926
I read Galaxy's Edge is zoned by era now. So Ahsoka and Rey don't accidentally walk past each other or OT stormtroopers don't show up next to ST stormtroopers.
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>>223592728
>Rey spends eternity getting gangraped by Gungans in Gungan Gangrape Hell
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>>223593016
That's Episode XXX
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>>223592942
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>>223593016
>>223593077
>OI
>Maxi big The Force*


*the nickname Jar Jar gave his peen
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>>223592728
>sequels are canon
Dead on arrival.
Disney needs to drop this millstone around the franchise's neck.
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>>223592918
That made it clear OP was bullshitting.
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>>223593124
They have that World Between Worlds bullshit right there. They can retcon shit easily and normalfags won't even notice and the core fans will be happy.
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Yeah I'm just not going to watch it this time.
Only Star Wars content I'll watch/play is stuff on youtube and SWTOR when it drops its 8.0 update so I can play the original class stories at a higher difficulty so it's more like release SWTOR.
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>>223592728
>Disney Executives (via their PAs)
"How far away from fantasy can you make a Star Wars film?"

>Hack team of writers
"Yes!"
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>>223592728
shan't be watching
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>>223593208
The sad thing is they wasted the OT characters and will never be able to use them again. Unless they go full A.I. or make another animated series with younger versions of the characters. But people wouldn't be happy with either.
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>>223592728
>Finn has become the leader of a movement of former stormtroopers who are demanding recognition, reparations and political representation.
please be true.
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>>223592728
Needs to take place several hundred years into the future. Make zero references to specific events or characters from previous movies.
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>>223592728
>Finn has become the leader of a movement of former stormtroopers who are demanding recognition, reparations and political representation.
kwab
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I it's time to stop giving Star Wars "plot leaks" any consideration.
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>>223593345
Also add sexy Sith girls please.
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>>223593331
They did totally waste Luke, Han and Leia when they were all at least kind of alive but people seem to like the animated stuff in general.
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>>223593428
This series got me SO fucking horny when I was a teenager. It's such a slutty comic.
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>>223593428
Include best girl too pls
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Another flop incoming
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>>223593433
>but people seem to like the animated stuff in general.
It can be really good when it takes itself seriously, but there is a lot of kiddy stuff and filler with pointless characters to wade through.
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>>223593452
I can fix her.
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>>223592728
fuck off retard
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>>223593578
Literally impossible
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>>223593622
I want to hold hands with her tentacles.
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>>223592728
>bringing back the characters from the sequel trilogy

Why? Everyone hates those characters. Just do something new.
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>>223593654
She's pretty much a black hole of dark side energy Anon, if you are close enough to touch her you are probably about to kick the bucket, get brainwashed or consumed.
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>>223593726
Worth it to make her smile and feel loved.
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>>223593745
What are you talking about, she's always smiling
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>>223592728
I know I’m going to get snark for posting this, but I don’t care.

Wow. It is astounding how little I care. That’s all this post is - me marveling at how thoroughly Disney has destroyed my love for Star Wars. Just as little as fifteen years ago, I’d have scoffed at the notion that any major studio could step on their dick so badly with a cash cow like Lucas’s brainchild. I had a buddy who once said after a bad breakup where she was still talking shit about him months later, “If I cared just a little bit more, I’d care a whole lot less.” Thanks to Disney, I now know what he was talking about. It’s not even worth the effort to hate it. It would take actual conscious effort for me to care less. It’s true what they say - “Indifference, not hate, is the opposite of love,” and that’s how I feel. I read all that shit and it had precisely the same emotional impact as reading the ingredients on a bread wrapper - none whatsoever.

Good job, Disney. You truly are the magic-makers you claim to be. Now if only you could learn to use your powers for good.
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>>223592728
>Boy Jedi bad
>Girl Jedi good
More Woke Goyslop
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>>223592728
>>The Republic is trying to rebuild.
Again.



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