Cast the inevitable Super Metroid movie.
idris elba as bird dad
>>223593858Something about this woman is strangely on the line between hot and looking like an alien is about to burst out of her skull.
The last time they tried to make Samus an actual character besides girl space bounty hunter it didn't go over very well.
>>223593858metroid fucking shits
>>223593858She can provide the voice of Mother Brain while Zendaya stars as Samus
>>223593858She was very good in The Hunt
>>223593858too old
Samara Weaving as Samus
Kino
>>223593858Hunter Schafer after blasting roids.
>>223593858>>223595806>>223595956>>223595970pure sex
>>223595956why the long face
>>223593858it is evitable thoughbeit
I never cared for the Zero Suit design, I picture Samus as the halfway point between Sigourney in Aliens and Sigourney in Galaxy Quest
>>223593858
>>223598265if he's the lead the movie needs to be about him capturing aliens with his asshole like they were pokemon.
>>223598265Nintendo needs an L. This would suffice.
>>223598265Nintendo isn't going to gamble on some gross troon get real you fucking faggot. Kill yourself immediately
>>223594520She looks autistic.
>>223593858>>223598265Debicki is most believable as having bird DNA, Hunter has the beak for it but even most male birds don't have penises, woodpeckers don't have peckers
>>223598373
>>223598406this is the reality i was denied
haha more like metFOID
>>223598473Remember when she was a 10? It's bizarre that getting bucc'd and taking ozempic is/was even a thing; it turns bitches into 6s so fast it would make Doc Brown rethink his car
>>223598406>>223598425Please please please do not do this to me, that is absolutely perfect casting and my dick can only get so hard
Yo mama as Kraid
