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Anonymous

10/05/26(Mon)21:22:51 No.223593975

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Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)21:22:51 No.223593975 Archived

Hey Nerfherders,
My name is Artoo, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, meatbags who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass holograms. You are everything bad in the galaxy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on the holonet.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best blaster shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the astromech team, and starter on my queen's ship. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Twi'lek people"? I also get straight 0's and 1's, and have a banging hot handmaiden girlfriend (She just cleaned me; Shit was SO cash). You are all bantha poodoo who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Nabitch

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Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)22:02:33 No.223594465

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)22:02:33 No.223594465

I heard youre gay for goldenrod

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R2-D2
10/05/26(Mon)22:07:16 No.223594518

R2-D2 10/05/26(Mon)22:07:16 No.223594518

>>223593975
You don't have half the balls necessary to be an astromick. Irish Pride go Celtics, Celtics suck go Knicks!

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Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)22:08:12 No.223594529

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)22:08:12 No.223594529

>>223593975
is it true what they say about Padme?