>be tom holland>manlet height, two heads shorter than a real man>undeveloped facial features>career hinges on being able to pretend being a teenager>fake baby voice all the time, 24/7, at work, in interviews, at cons, even at home, never let it crack>always clean shaven, shave 3x a day, they can never see the 5 o'clock shadow>straight hair, perms it curly to look like a gen z broccoli top>never get roles that give you any depth or adulthood, always play babies>play 22 year old spuder man>widow's peak>how do you do fellow kids>picrelit's over for him folks
>>223594381Indian thread
>>223594381There was that movie where he got buttfucked. Was he a baby there too? Id say it takes a real man to take a dick in the ass willingly.
>>223594381twink death is a terrible thing
>>223594381At least he gets sweet brown petite pussy
obsession with other mens' hairlines is peak insecurity
>>223594421Ariana identified as a woman
>>223594381
>>223594442she's not petite anymore, she got old. she looks like a generic 30yo latina babymaker now
>>223594458he looks like a failed ballet dancer who ran away from the circus. get back on the trapeze with kiki the chimp, little mani think in a future life he'll do a very good sad clown style joker
>>223594381>another seethe thread by timmy
>>223594381It's a shame capeshit is taken so seriously and nothing is allowed to be fun anymore in general, but I just realized Tom Holland would make a better Robin than anyone we currently have. Too bad movies are made to turn a profit and not just made and put out for fun or he would have already played Robin in an actually funny remake of the original Batman show. To quote animaniacs, and I know this quote is deeply true because I'm not very funny, and am way too dramatic: Drama easy, comedy hard. The reason we don't get good comedies anymore is because they're harder to make right than dramas are.
>>223594381Being Jealous of a Shorter Guy that starred in a ,movie you had to make a thread and Cry
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>>223594381You seem like you suck cocks and stuff like that, no offense
>>223594442>>223594497Zendaya is also like 5’10”. I don’t think that qualifies as petite even if she’s skinny.
>>223594458same porn addict shitskin spam over and over again
>>223594381That's not a widow's peak.
>>223594755You alright sweetie?
>>223594381Tim Netherlands.
>>223594381He just made 100 million for Spider Man. I think he’ll be fine
>>223594381Tom Holland is the last movie star and the last Spidey to pull off billions
>>223594458So this is why it made billions
>>223594381Proof of his real voice?
>>223595198billions must be made
>>223594381As much as reddit/4chan/twitter seethes about tom, he is well liked by normies all around the world as spidey and box office proves it
>>223594381he is GAY!!!!He dressed up as a woman and danced like a woman!!He took a role where he dresses as a woman who gets FUCKED in the ASS. pretty sure it was by a BLACK GUY too!He Is GAY!!!!
>doing it just for the fun and fame and even more millions of moniesGod has his favorites
>>223596032He is masculine enough to dance to Rihanna live
>>223594381>>undeveloped facial featuresHe's got good facial features. He's how I imagine Peter Parker would look. He also would've made a good Tintin
>>223594747She's not 5'10". Please stop getting heights from google or what the celebrity says their height is.https://www.celebheights.com/s/-Zendaya-47714.htmlShe's 5'8.5" and much shorter than both her parents.
>>223594381He's not insecure about his height, which is the best thing you can be when you're short. He's good looking, rich and famous. He's sorted for life
>>223594381he has fuck you money, he doesn't need to work another day in his life if he doesn't want to. he'll probably do two more Spider-Man movies and then soft retire, but he also has his foot in the door through people like Nolan and Pattinson to pivot to more interesting work if he wants to. he'll be fine.
>>223596010ThisHe’s easily seen as the Spider-Man, even more so than toby
>>223596345Tobey is popular in the US only, the rest of the world sees Tom as THE Spidey
>>223594381Millennials did it better.
>>223596320So tom holland is like 5'5?
i seen him take BBC in the butt, hes not my spiderman
>>223596452he's 5'6.5>>223596453tobey and rdj has sex in a movieandrew also did too with another man
>>223594831kill yourself rajesh
>>223596659>someone posts a spider-man clip in a Tom Holland thread>zoomer /pol/schizo loses his mind
>>223596766>someoneyou did rajesh, you post it all the time because you're addicted to porn and mad white women won't fuck you
>>223594421He takes it like a champ, bong genes rise to the top. Look at the stiff upper lip here as a huge nafri cock is tearing his ass apart.Churchwellian.
>>223596858>projecting this much
>>223596909no rajesh, spamming this will not make white women less disgusted by you
>>223596909>jeet is obsessed with nigger dick why are all of you like this
>>223596766All jeets must leave
...
>>223596858As I said, you've got some problems.
>>223596393Those damn browns.
>>223594381I don’t know what everyone sees in Zendaya and Tom Finland
>>223598855They look cute together
>>223594381He was a lead in a 2 billion+ dollar movie and also a supporting character in a 1.5 billion one in 2026.
This is what GPT estimates for his lifts, this is a bit low, no?
>>223597091No rajesh, that'd be you. Only a deeply porn addicted browncel faggot posts shit like >>223596909
>>223596992>rajesh brings up nigger dick unprompted>"why are you making this about jeets?"kek
>>223599232>timmy 1 brings up bbc>timmy 2 brings up indianslmao
>>223594381Zendaya made Tom agree to pay her 50 million if he kisses another woman in a film meanwhile Zendaya doesn't have to follow this rule. Zendaya is 100% waiting for Tom to get his Spider-Man 5 and 6 money and for them to have a kid and then she will divorce rape him.
>>223599586https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/relationships/did-tom-holland-really-make-zendaya-sign-a-no-kissing-prenup-heres-the-truth/photostory/133029978.cms?picid=133030165>There's no evidence to support the claimdeboonked by timesofindia.indiatimes.com
>>223600299>>223599586That anon may be wrong, abliet Zendaya is cucking him and bullies him. He'll probably divorce her eventually.
>>223600423>abliet?
>>223599190Holland is like 5'6" lol there's no way he lifts that much
>>223600476I knew a 5 ft Guatemalan dude in college that was benching 300lb, little meatball he was, kinda scary when he would get drunk and give squeeze hugs
>>223596909bodied that freak
>>223594381literal talentless dei plus one hire that only gets by thanks to his interracial relationship. you put him next to tobey mcguire movies and its like night and day
>>223599411You sound indian
>>223596992lol
>>223599411No rajesh, you brought up nigger dick right here >>223596909
uh oh timmy melty lol
>>223601132Seek help for your nigger porn addiction rajesh, it's not whitey's fault you're forgetting your own posts the same day you write them >>223596909
>>223601107>someone actually made thisZoomers are so obsessed with their boogiemen
>>223601167You're such a newfag you don't even recognize a 2025 meme. Meanwhile there's another (the same?) newfag on /gif/ with such bad indian derangement syndrome that he's paying to deepfake indian men into interracial porn.
>>223596909looks like this gif really hit a nerve kek
>>223594421>>223594458>>223596909>>223600299Timmybros... we had a good run. The future belongs to POC now.
>>223601184>someone actually noticed I do nothing but stealpoor little jeeterino... you're so oppressed...
>>223601201why did you (You) me?
>>223601197No, posting "Huge nafri cock" is not a meme rajesh, it's your obsession, and you accusing others of spamming is laughable.
>op never seen uncharted
>>223601200No rajesh, you're being laughed at for your nigger obsession and replying to yourself. You've already tried several different no u retorts ITT
>>223601201trvke nvke
>>223601262That's just American culture and this is an American website
>>223601312Timmy is a newfag lol
>>223594757Yeah speaking as someone that actually went on hair meds this past year, his hairline if fine. And most dude's hairlines are not a straight horizontal line across their forehead. Either they're god's gift to man or they got a transplant.The shedding on Minoxidil made me think I was going to wake up looking like Lex Luthor. It was so bad I went through nearly an entire bottle of drain cleaner for hair alone. Finasteride definitely messed with sex drive but that mostly went away.
>>223600476But they aren't that heavy weight wise, those are intermediate numbers. I lift or exceed all of those numbers and am certain I wouldn't look as big as holland if i leaned down and I'm only 5'9
>>223601413You're missing the fact he most likely got a pump before filming as well. You go from looking like you have a bit more muscle than average on you to fucking jacket with a pump and lighting
>>223594381This is Tom's dad. I don't think he's getting that hair permed.
>>223594381>widow's peakI had when I was 22 kek
>>223601468Tom really has his mom's facial features
