/trek/>dukat did nothing wrong edition
star trek sex with shran
star trek oomox with leeta
star trek sex with that fake bolian from the episode where picard was replaced by an alien and everyone immediately realized it because he suddenly had a personality
>have obscure last name>some Star Trek character in one episode has itI can't be the only one.
why was my thread pruned? It had an original theme, was first, proper title, and a link to previous. Weird stuff.
>>223594577it wasn't first, dipshit. and jannies don't care.
>>223594577Some mod warned me just for saying Halle Berry was hot, no pic or anything and it was a thread about POC actresses. There's some rogue mod out there right now.
>>223594595Alright, maybe it wasn't first. No big deal.Anyways, which Trek are you guys watching?
I dont like Scotty or Chekov or the jap or Bones. It makes watching TOS difficult
randomly thought of a show I watched where Jeff played an insanely racist father who didn't even care that his daughter was groomed and eventually killed by white supremacists because she was a hoe just like her mom and her boyfriend drove a "Jap car"
ENT deserved 7 seasons and ENT Movies.Also VOY deserved VOY Movies.
>>223594387Why is Mace Windu threatening what looks like a Cardassian here with his lightsaber tip? What is this slop?
>>223594387It's gay as hell but I like to rewatch this Garak tribute from time to time. Man he was great.https://youtu.be/jyWfcHnUGLo?is=H8y-HXtfCzfrgJY3
I liked the ending to Something Wicked This Way Comes when I finished it the other day. Specifically all the stuff Charles did to save the boys and defeat Dark. I thought the whole "laugh him back to life" thing with Jim was a little weak, but it's the end of the story and the narration at least paid a little lip service to the fact that he did loop around the merry-go-round a few times before falling off so it's not like that ruined anything. It just felt like we hadn't reached the climax when we start going through the motions of the resolution.Anyway, tonight's episode is "The Alternative Factor". See you in an hour.
>>223594871you don't have to preface things with 'gay' or 'cringe' to buffer against the fact that you truly enjoy it.
>>223594898But it's gay. Not gay as in homosexual but gay as in lame. Although it's also the first part too depending on who you ask.
Klingon kinohttps://youtu.be/4yWyDzw7gqA?si=ghgpcS8bQqN1t_v6
Previous: >>223573680You savages have no respect for the archive
>>223594387He had sex with Kai Winn. Not just once, several times, working up a full body sweat. He infact, did do something wrong.
>>223595232that was actually the most right thing he ever did
>>223594652How can you not even like Bones?
>>223594401star trek sex with wesley
alright guys. Watching VOY E23: "Homestead"
Lefler is absolutely stunning
I'm renaming it the FEDERATION ZONE
>>223594387Kirk was 100% in the wrong in This Side of Paradise and I was pissed off watching him ruin a beautiful peaceful utopia. I would live on that planet.
>>223594892An innovative new take on the Jekyll & Hyde formula with the first mention of parallel universes. I presume that Lazarus locked in combat with his insane counterpart for eternity means that there aren't going to be any travels to the anti-matter universe in the future.Robert Brown's portrayal of Lazarus & anti-Lazarus was so strong that I was able to overlook the cheap set of whiskers they stuck on him. And those scenes of him fighting against the fundamental force of the Corridor opening was more entertaining than the fisticuffs inside the Corridor between the duo of alternates.Out of the episodes I've watched thus far, this one had the most gripping "exposition conversation" of them all, when Kirk & Spock are in the briefing room slowly piecing together Lazarus' true nature. As usual, it's something I picked up on a bit quicker due to it being a 60 year old show where the concepts aren't new anymore, but they shot & wrote this particular scene really well. As was the case for Kirk's last conversation with anti-Lazarus and his final words of mourning for his fate.>>223595919When Sandoval comes to his senses, he realizes he and his men have accomplished nothing and laments the years wasted there. The spores lobotomize their hosts, it's no way to live permanently. Like I said when I watched it a few days ago, it'd work great as a healthcare treatment if they could just harness the Berthold Rays. Probably great for mental health too, to give Vulcans who want a taste of emotion the chance to try it, though it probably only worked on Spock due to his half-breed physiology.
>>223596120>When Sandoval comes to his senses, he realizes he and his men have accomplished nothing and laments the years wasted thereWhy do we need to "accomplish" things, exactly?
Neelix. One of the Best Characters in Star Trek.An emotional 'sode.
>>223596128Yes, yes. "We only accomplish things for fulfillment, and the spores fulfill everything without the work of accomplishment." Those who have no aspirations would welcome the ability to feel pure delight while continuing to do nothing like they always have, but for those of us who do want to leave our mark in some way, the scenario is a nightmare. And everyone who is released of the spores' influence in the episode is grateful for it, even Leila.
>>223596148Why do you need to "leave your mark" on something? You are a glory hound and a big baby, just like Kirk. He literally got angry looking at his medals, realizing his awards and rank would mean nothing down there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEaicg1kYMk
>>223596161His medals reminded him of his incredible capacity to make change, to be a prime mover in the universe. It reminded him of some random peace treaty he oversaw, or a colony he saved from disaster. Positive impacts he made in the lives of others that he'd no longer be capable of doing if he just wiled away all his years with the Lotus Eaters. But again, someone who believes they'll never have that same beneficial influence would be fine leaving behind not just a life but an entire universe that means nothing to them.Even if we could fit all of humanity on Omicron Ceti III, then what would become of all the other members of the Federation? Of all the worlds which could potentially join or at least be saved? Hell, today's episode is the prime example: if Kirk had packed up and joined them then the universe had 50/50 odds to be the one annihilated by the two Lazaruses meeting up outside the Corridor.
>>223596241>His medals reminded him of his incredible capacity to make change, to be a prime mover in the universeSome people value peace of mind and happiness more than leaving a mark on history. Perhaps you wouldn't get it.
>>223596259I'm saying that both have value, and going down to than planet forsakes one to drown yourself in the other. I haven't gotten there yet, but do you honestly believe that Kirk didn't spend his last moments under that bridge with the same peace of mind the spores gave him, knowing he had done so much good up to his last breath? Perhaps even a greater joy than anything artificial they pump through the hypothalamus. It's you who doesn't get anything. You're welcome to leave for that place of comfort at any time, but don't claim superiority to those who have the gumption to stay behind and tough it out to their own happiness, and that of the many.
>>223596333>ou're welcome to leave for that place of comfort at any timeIt doesn't exist in real life. Everyone including me is forced to struggle to exist on this bitch of an earth.
>>223596343And in that, you absolutely have my sympathy. If I could help you get there, I would.
watching my other two generals i frequent on 4chin finally die off this month, i wonder what we will do if this ever happens to /trek/. this is the only place where its possible to get trek discussion that isnt full of politics or activist shit. its undeniable the site is in a decline, its just a matter if we will be the last ones standing.
Dukat did do something wrong.He had an opportunity, or more than one, to make love to Kira, maybe forcibly when they were marooned on that planet.There were a couple of times he could've phasered the fuck out of Sisko too.Nice meme though
Looks like Brent and Jonny are fully paywalling their Shatner episode, not just letting members have early access. Anyone got a rip?
>>223594445why for come a single bolian had hair and never again
I hope Alex kurtzmen kill himself, & make the world a better place!
>>223595232she was immediately corrected
>>223594387fucking kai winn is at least a little bit wrong
>>223596133
>>223598920Bro rewatch the show. It's blatant how much sexual energy she has, her pagh is off the charts. Nothing could compare to getting splashed with sweat from her ass crack as she rides you harder than any woman in your life.
>>223598946
>>223598920I bet she fucks like a Bajoran lightship.
>>223596562This is really the only place where you're free to shit on nutrek
>>223596133>Best Characters in Star Trek
Watching videos about convergent evolution on Youtube and now I think that dumb rubber-forehead aliens that resemble humans are surprisingly likely.
>>223600972But will they look like Nana?
>>223600982I understand why Dukat simped for her and wanted that wormhole pussy.
When predditors and facegook drones say they just love "disco" and Transfleet Fagcademy, are they being serious or are they lying to themselves? I can't imagine anyone being this retarded.
>>223600982They’d all look like Gowron, including the females.
>>223601256Most of them are females or trannies.
>>223601256They're not fans of Star Trek. They are fans of "representation". They want media to be a mirror where they can see themselves looking back and they don't care what that mirror was meant to be -- Lord of the Rings, Star Wars. Doesn't matter. They just want to see their fat, ugly, trannoid face reflected in everything.It's just boilerplate narcissism really -- a need for everything to be about you.
>oh no! Vic's holosuite program is glitching out and rival mobsters who are threatening him and his bar can't be deleted!It's amazing to me how much time they dedicate to this Poochie-ass character in the final season of DS9. Isn't there a war going on? I'm more than halfway through the season and it might as well be renamed the "Vic & Ezri Show". At least with Ezri I can understand the reasoning behind it.
>>223599376Why does AI still always fuck up someone's uniform color? That's not Season 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEaicg1kYMkNot nearly as many forty-seven percents as I was anticipating.
>>223601884There's wars going on right now and you're here just chilling with your anons.
>>223601884Amazing what you can do when your seasons have more than 10 episodes.
Here's a test episode from the Voyager laserdisc in HD. I used the same workflow from DS9 but for some reason x265 thought it needed to allocate 50% more bitrate to final product, maybe something about the source.S04E06 - The Raven aka Night Night Neelixhttps://fileditchfiles.st/beta41/8376b0b4c38340d96b50/S04E06_-_The_Raven.mkvDS9 HD album is still being updated:https://fileditchalbums.st/wmw5sq9t73
more new caps
>>223602478
>>223601884My guess is the writers liked him and wrote episodes to out him in.
>>223602499Damn, Data let himself go.
>>223602584He's got a liver disease you insensitive fuck!
James Darren was on TJ Hooker with The Shat>based
>>223602632A positronic liver disease!
>>223602281Kiiiiinoooooo
>>223602281>What are those Starfleet dweebs up to now?
>>223602782Funny how in the end they downgraded it back to it's original form, just to accommodate an inconsequential short trek episode, that could be easly forgotten, and will never be followed up on.
>>223602782God this thing looks stupid
>>223602782God this thing looks georgous
Fuck off Tillyfag
>>223603205>Fuck yeah, motherfucker! We didn't just beat them, we raped them into submission! Wooo, modern trek!
>>223603205>Fat people all over TV>Anti-fat pills become a reality>Fat people make the show even more dated than the slang
>>223602782>Flying Saucer+>B-2 Bomber+>PontoonsAll it's missing are a propeller and bi-plane wings and the ultimate space faring flying machine will be complete! Maybe a hot-air balloon attachment too, just in case of emergencies.
>>223596133>STAR TREK’S JARJAR!!!>*looks inside>well acted, well written character and most of his jokes were genuinely funny.1990s Star Trek fans had no clue how good they had it, man
>Yo, there are like, some words I've known since I was a lil bro: "With the fuckin' first fuckin' link, the chain is fuckin' forged. The first yap X'd, the first deepfake forbidden, the like, first time when like, they won't let you do what you want, that shit got us all locked down.>When you be walking all over our freedoms, errybody hurt
>>223596133I would argue that Neelix gets the most satisfying, fulfilling ending of any character from any Trek show, yeah.
>>223603466Bold and brave.
What the fuck is wrong with Klingons? Worf goes to the holodeck and basically needs to murder somewhat sentient holomonsters in violent ways with basically his bare hands and some weapons just to be able to act normal on the bridge? Dudes a live wire.
>>223603669I mean I could see see someone in today's society having that much anger, but I thought Worf was raised in a utopia? Why is he so angry?
>>223603669Give him a break, holodeck is the only place where he can win a fight.
>>223603669Wait till you see what Vulcans need the holodeck for
wait till you see what bolians use the holodeck for
>>223603669He thinks that’s what Klingons are supposed to do because he only knows about them from books and pornographic holoprograms.>>223603715What WOULD a Vulcan use a holodeck for that’s not training when not experiencing Pon Faar?
>T’Pol tells Archer and Tripp they need to get laid
>>223603830
>>223603969>Archer and Tripp fuck each other>"...I meant, laid on the bed and rest, you guys seems stressed."
>>223603669They're basically street apes in space besides the honorable samurai larp, which almost none of them besides Worf actually believe in beyond maintaining appearances.
>>223603995>Strangling that annoying cat-man is highly logical
>>223604120>They're basically street apes in space besides the honorable samurai larp, which almost none of them besides Worf actually believe in beyond maintaining appearances.So'nutlH!
Best legs on the ship? I will start.
star trek sex with david corwin
oh hey he shaved his mustache https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC-fCi6TnnQ
>>223604324his chest looks nice here
I AM A SHRANTICHRISTI AM A SHRANARCHISTI KNOW WHAT I WANT AND I KNOW HOW TO GET I WANNA DESTROY JEFF COMBS' BROWN EYE
>>223604640hear hear
>>223602478Neelix and Keiko stand before you but your phaser only has enough charge left for one kill shot. What do?
>>223604692Kill Neelix.
It was a barrel hazard
>>223604692Neelix easy, it would be self defense
>>223604750>self defense...are you underaged, by chance?
>>223603774Just wait till (You) see what I use the holodeck for.
>>223600982she does nothing for me. neither does T'Pol or Seven of Nine.
>>223604938Finally someone with taste, not getting swooned by mid tv B level actors.
>>223594387Patrick Stewart is a fawn fucking weirdo.
>nobody can act if their life depended on itseriously what was this. The captain excepted, the rest were I guess all budget savings. T'Pol's job was to be a Vulcan bimbo but she barely managed that, the British guy is honestly the worst acting and character development I've seen on all Trek, except the black pilot guy, who i guess isn't even on main cast? I can't even remember their names.Hoshi was sorta cute, Trip - now that I think about it - actually did have some character development with the T'Pol plotline, and space to act. The doctor was also halfway cool, he somehow had good vibes. I'm confused about this show, it had somewhat decent plots, especially in the 3rd and 4th season, but the cast and characters, man... At least Archer was genuinely good, a person who I would be honored to be my captain.
>>223605175>except the black pilot guy, who i guess isn't even on main cast?He's meant to be. His name rolls in the opening credits with the rest of the main bridge crew. Just at some point Enterprise says "fuck that shit lol" and reverts to a TOS style trio with Archer, T'pol, and Tripp.I agree that Blalock is a terrible fucking actress, startlingly so after how good her preceding bimbo was in Seven of Nine's actress Jeri Ryan.
>>223605175>The captain exceptedlol
>>223605175>At least Archer was genuinely good, a person who I would be honored to be my captain.
>>223605045Being a flaming homosexual isn't the same as having taste.
>>223605175Your take has been filed.
>>223605373I'm not gay. My wife just fem mogs everyone else.
The Orion stuff in Lower Decks is so bad. I like LD but that shit sucks.>>223605175Archer at least in season 1 comes off as a nice guy from the office who does water polo on the weekend. He’s not the type I’d want as captain on a dangerous space mission, although that might be from how bland the show is overall.>>223605230I like how everyone always brings up how Jeri Ryan’s a good actress. It’s completely true and and Picardo carry VOY by the end, but everyone says it because she was clearly hired to primarily be a piece of ass
>>223605583She definitely was hired to be a piece of ass but it wouldn't have worked if she didn't have chops. All of the focus on her character never feels forced because it's good shit and a Seven episode is always welcome, just like a Doctor episode.Whereas if it's a Kim or a Paris episode, the other elements of the episode also need to be good. I think Tom gets a lot of good episodes as well though.
Poor little pinkskin guy
Captain, there is an incoming communication from Eazy-E
If you could go back and live through the golden age of Trek would you? I'd go back to collect the Playmates figures and ships and to invest in Apple. 9/11, might stop it, might not.
>>223606427It'll never stop being funny that LaForge is supposed to be blind but then able to use his visor to see, only for the visor to blind the actor.
>>223606399>The conspiracy theorist was right!>Thank you pinkskins for helping us justify bombing P’Jem to shit!I’m liking the Andorians more than the Vulcans and am eager for more with them>>223606479Apparently Burton would constantly bump into things on set in the early seasons.
Are you the kind of ensign who wants to stay on the ship or go on away missions?
Welp I got my names. Time to report fraud and charge back because there's no way I'm gonna be able to catch up to the leaders at this point. See you guys in 2 weeks.
>>223606479kunta kinte reading rainbow had a hard life
>>223606596>Lets go on an away miss-
>It’s another “A Vulcan act very un-Vulcan” episode
>>223606596The ship can be nearly as dangerous as away missions, so might as well go out.
GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING AT ALL
nearing the end of VOY here.... up next after VOY are the remaining TNG Movies. I watched Generations immediately after finishing TNG.
>>223607046it dey culcha
>>223607190But why do you star trek?Some people are fascinated by the tech and the speed and the distance a ship can cross, they like the idea of being useful in engineering.I'm captivated by away missions, waking up in a new city, being thrown into the unknown and having to find a path no one's walked before. I know that's me searching for a purpose in life, or wanting to be be told by a higher authority there's a purpose beyond the meaning I define for myself.To me that's the purest form of trek, staying on the ship and only seeing aliens through viewscreens would seem unfulfilling.
>>223607516You can get all that on the holodeck.
>>223607516you know, away missions seem fun and all until robots try to kill you, or you get attacked by giant cavemen throwing spears at you and spock
>>223607046That's every episode of Enterprise involving Vulcans. It's such lazy writing. They don't mind subverting the entire culture as previously established just so they can have some antagonists that aren't even good.
>>223606469You can get pretty much all of the Playmates stuff cheap still, they overproduced the hell out of it.
>it's a religion planet episode
>>223607656continuing, really the only expensive figures are, towards the very end, they did the whole TNG crew in First Contact uniforms in the normal 4 1/2" scale, but they were some Target exclusive bullshit and they only made like 40 of themAnd they didn't even bother with Geordi
>>223607930But geordi is the self insert character
>>223608033I think they didn't feel like doing a new Geordi head without his VISOR molded on
>>223607656Sure but that isn't the same as buying them month to month while the shows are airingImagine kind of liking Trek for a couple seasons then the third season goes into the stratosphere and it's only going to get better
>>223608447And then came the JJ movie
>>223604692Simple. Step 1: Find a symbiogenetic alien orchid with Lysomal enzymes and send them both through the transporter pattern buffer along with the flower to create “Kellix” step 2: Kill Kellix.
>>223608447ugh I just imagined walking through the mall in the early 2000s with my Red Haired sweetheart. And I just buy her whatever she wants.
nacelle's second wave could ship any day now
>>223608789Romulan commander my beloved. they made him so handsome
>The Tamarian in Lower Decks Naruto-runsBazinga!
>>223608789Janeway's head is fucking HUGE
>>223608789TNG Romulans should’ve kept those shoulder-towel things, they’re wonderful.>>223608839So is Nog’s, his lobes are huge.
>>223608789If I had to buy 5 Star Trek Figures. I'd buy these;-Picard-EMH-Tuvok-Neelix-Data
>>223608789It's either this or a girlfriend.
>>223608789Are they still too afraid of ACD’s ghost to reprint Data Holmes and Watson La Forge?
I love how nowadays with everyone being mindless consoomers there's literally nothing good to consoom
>>223609128I'm working on something. It'll be good.
>>223609128Going to the lego store is like a fucking funeral, all the depressing black boxes sucking your soul outand it's all shit like static sculptures and mosaics made out of tiny piecesThis isn't what it was like in 2006
>>223608986They're making a Ghostfucker Bev, they have no fear of ghosts.That shitty ReAction line did the holodeck versions of those characters. I bet anything holodeck is a "make money printer go brrrr" release and the carrot on the end of the stick for a lot of collectors. Sailor Geordi in Nacelle's wave 2 comes with a giant holodeck arch, so they're signaling where they want to take the line.
>tfw no ezri gf
>>223608789I'm afraid that nacelle is gonna go tits up before they finish any of thesewhich sucks because Trek is begging for for decent action figures that aren't Playmates or Super7 garbage
>>223609404Nah, Nacelle is a side hobby company for the guy who owns it. He's rich as shit and has explicitly said he's funding this no matter what.
>>223609670I hope so, we need a Dukat that doesn't look like crap like the Playmates one did
>>223609899I've still got my Playmates Picard going strong in the packaging
Fuck it, time to dig something out of the toy closet and open it
>>223609341Those look like Happy Meal toys. There’s good money in printing high quality figures from iconic episodes. I’d buy the fuck out of this Kirk and Spock.
My biggest problem with trek as a whole is not nearly enough Gowron episodes
>>223610842I never thought there could be Irish Klingons but hey Gowron exists.
>>223610501yeah I hate retro figuresit is halloween so hellboy is gonna hang out on the holodeck
>>223610842
>>223611045The little GI Joes from the 80s/90s were kino, there are some good retro figures
>>223609899Why does he have bishounen eyes? Now I want a shoujo anime set on Cardassia Prime.
>>223611061ah yeah they're pretty neato bandito and cheap so a lot of collectors can army build
>>223611249They were great to play with as a kid because they were some of the few action figures, at the time, to have knees/elbows that you could bend and articulate.
>>223601884OUTTA MY WAY FONTAINETRANNIES
>>223603695Worf has a micropenis, at least he does in the TNG Recuts.
>>223603695He grew up in Russia.
>>223610842>>223611058he's so kino
>>223611777You are literally the most unfunny motherfucker on planet Earth.
>>223611891Chill out bro. Go get some updog
>>223594511No, but I share last names with one of the Voyager actors.
Tonight's episode: City on the Edge of Forever. I'm on the edge of my seat wondering what it's about with the title & fancy archway I recognize so well. See you in an hour.
>>223612026This one's based on a story by Harlan Ellison but the version we got is very different from his. Check out what that was supposed to be like when you're done.
>>223612042Right, thanks for the reminder! I'll read it after composing my thoughts but before posting them here later.
>>223612026INCOMING KINO TRANSMISSION!!
>>223594387T'itpol
>>223612785Prepare for total ejaculation
I wish there was a general where I could yap about X-Files. there's so much going on. this show is spiritually the same as Star Trek. I have seen Chris Carter talk about it and he's a real human bean just like Gene
>>223601926It's AI, not autism.
>>223602281>two nigs and a nog
>>223611777wasted trips. why not use an actual line of relevant dialog from the show?>Your blood will paint the way to the future
>>223612026The greatest tragedy written for the show so far. The flows and eddies of time, as Spock describes it, must necessarily pull them to Edith as had happened to Bones, and it's only through the close proximity with her for a week's time that Kirk had the opportunity to grow attached.The Act-break Cliffhangers are really strong here, every one hits the height of tension: Bones rushing off in his paranoid episode for the cold-open, Act 1 ending with "We're totally alone." and the pan-up to the empty stars where the Enterprise should be, Act 2 opening with the lines "Captain's Log: No stardate. For us, time does not exist.", the closer of Act 2 raising the question of whether Edith has to die to save the future, and Act 3 answering that with a definitive "Yes".It's an incredible prescience that McCoy's lunatic ravings about "killers and assassins" lines up with the role Kirk finds himself thrust into, even if we never get a scene of him trying to defend her from Kirk because he's snapped out of his funk by the time they reunite. I absolutely loved the start of the comedown, when he's talking to that bum about the horrors of 20th century medicine. "All the needles & sutures, sewing people up like garments, all the terrible pain!" I suppose the bum then stealing his phaser and accidentally killing himself with it is foreshadowing for Bones saving Edith's life? It clearly doesn't impact the timeline at all, according to the Guardian of Forever (by the way, great performance by Bartell LaRue here, I thought it was Harlan at first since he did a lot of voice acting for his own works), so I can't think of why else it happens, other than just to have it happen. Huh, and apparently it got cut out of the original broadcast too. I never bothered to check if anything was edited out prior to this episode, maybe I'll do that on Thursday since I'm watching the season finale tomorrow.supplemental post incoming
>>223612042Despite what I said in my first reply, I found out that IDW made a comic adaptation of the teleplay. I have the options available to read either, and I'm not so lazy I'd rather read a comic over the prose, but I just wanna know if it's any good.
>>223612853Yeomen, dismissed.
Belay That Order.
>>223612042The pdf for Ellison's teleplay just finished downloading, and it's 300 pages. I read quick, but not that quick, so you'll have to wait a couple days to hear my thoughts on it. But thanks again for the reminder!
I go to sleep every night to Mike and Rich talking about star trekits comfyis this normal?
>>223613728who cares what's normal? Sounds Comfy.
>>223613874true. i like hearing them talk about star trek
Almond Milk Latte. HOT.
>>223602436>HDThese don't look that good though, sorry.Too bad the mega merger won't get us any legit HD remasters of DS9 and VOY.
Would?
>>223604640
>>223602436It looks pretty good compared to DVD upscales. You're just capturing the composite video signal rather than a domesday duplicator, right?
>>223614590No. I'm happily married to the most beautiful woman to ever exist.
>>223594401>>223595477>literal Trek Fags
>>223605175For me it is Hoshi.Especially Hoshi in the evil universe. WEW lads.
I do not find Hoshi attractive.I am mildly attracted to Keiko.
Star Trek sex between Neelix & Kes!
>>223617284Imagine him sweating over her in missionary The grunts. Oh god the grunts.
>>223617284>KesI wish Lien had gotten proper help for whatever her issues were instead of what happened.....
>>223610842This.
>>223611777Checked.
>>223611891>You are literally the most unfunny motherfucker on planet Ear-ACKBitching and not checking those trips? Absolutely plebian!
>>223617483
In the end, Star Trek won.
He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no-one had the chance to interrupt. It was really quite hypnotic.
>>223617701
>>223617701CREDIBLY UNBROKEN SENTENCEMOVING FROM DOPIC DO DOPIC
>>223617701IN-CRE-DI-BLY-UN-BRO-KEN-SEN-TEN-CEMO-VING-FROM-TO-PIC-TO-TO-PIC
>>223617701*rotting fruit*
>>223617701AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>223604938Time to admit you're gay
>>223617751
>>223608789I request a Neelix doll in the form and costume of pic related
>>223618241Just think, someone had to specifically request the construction of a pot with such a retarded and impractical handle and they probably charged hundreds of dollars for it.
>>223618405Retarded pot handles are part of Talaxian culture!
>Captain, I need to save my mother's eternal soul from Klingon hell!>Let's go, B'Elanna!>Captain, I need to save my sister's eternal so->You're Talaxian, Neelix.
>>223618475Talaxians don't season they food
>>223612853reading that to the tune of "hi we're the dominion"
>>223618241theys nottin in et
/trek/ used to be a vibrant general. What happened?
>>223618241Thanks for the yummy soup Uncy Neel!<3
>>223614590She was better on BSG.
>>223614599You just know, that whoever wrote that line was really fuckin proud of himself.
>>223619349>Michael ChabonHe's done as much damage to trek as his other tribesmen
>>223594445oof
>>223619519Still some humans choose to engage in it and that's ok.
hello /trek/ guys 'n' gals 'n' non-binary friends!What is the best scale model kit of the Voyager?
>>223619612revell
>>223619066Star Trek and 4chan are vegetables.on life support.
>>223614599>>223619349Really, it's actually perfect. We see our childhood hero and idol, Picard, getting scolded by some old white karen hag for wanting to go on an adventure. I couldn't think of a better way to encapsulate what nu-trek represents then that moment.
>>223619349It's the kind of thing that would have been in DS9 if there weren't any tardwranglers to handle Behr
>>223608789Who is the guy with a floating head
>>223619333>>223614590>>223600982
>that Warbird at the top is in the foregroundWow, they really just throw these shots together without a moments thought for scale, sometimes
>>223621556So if Jeffrey is still there does he play Trekpu along with everyone else?
>>223621904Trekpu always plays himself
>>223621242Alien species from TAS
>>223621510SNW Kor
>>223622022>31th century>still can't fix that gap in his teeths
>>223621242That's BEM
>>223622387Those aren't even the right ridges if they're retconning him being a smooth head during TOS.
>>223621971Geordi always plays with himself
>>223622437No that isn't. This is BEM
>>223622529its a kelvin std spinoff so none of that matters at all
>>223619612full scale steel reinforced concrete
>Alien lacrosse on a hot desert planetThese ypipo are about to season their skin
>>223623401On Planet Iraq
>>223623401i dont understand how a planet could be capable of interstellar travel but not unified. even if its by force. it just doesnt make sense to fight civil wars when you can nuke from orbit
>>223623439How else can star trek make an on-the-nose-but-not-enough-to-slap-you-in-the-face allegory for current events?
Star trek was always about
Wild that they decide to have The Doctor eject the warp core and sleep numerous crewmates in the 3rd to last episode.What in the world? I'm hoping there's a twist here.
I didn’t know there were sand dunes in southern California, but apparently there are in the southeast corner.m of the state.
damnit, it seems like they actually went for this plot. The Doctor actually decided to eject the warp core and acquiesce just because the Captain's life was at risk. I'm still waiting for the twist here.
>>223623732>>223623796what manner of posting is this?
>>223623801I'm commenting on the episode VOY S7 E24: "Renaissance Man" as I watch it.
>>223623811Your formatting is questionable.
>>223623823Because it is 'reddit spacing'?
>>223623841You're fine, just ignore our local hostile retard. He likes picking fights with people for no reason, particularly if they format their posts in a way that is too easy to read.I also thought it was a pretty jarring episode. There are a couple of moments where the Doc comes across as kind of an asshole. The episode where he sings and the episode where he joins the hologram insurrection come to mind.
>>223623239It's canon to prime timeline
>>223623025why did they just write this guy out of the show
>>223623883It contradicts many things from the original Star Trek.
>>223623907He got sick from all the makeup, same with the blue lady from Farscape.
>>223623858I think that the poster was being curious rather than hostile.>>223623823What was on your mind?
>The rest if the bridge crew judge Archer and Tucker for going to Risa for sexAt least they’re honest, as opposed to saying you’re going rock-climbing or doing something ‘constructive’.
>>223623907The makeup was brutal for him. The magog hair was yak hair, combine that with latex and hot studio lights and it's miserable.One more reason why Marc Alaimo is based, in Indiscretion he was in full Cardassian latex makeup and wetsuit uniform, on location in 100 degree heat with nowhere for the sweat to go, and he just powered through it.
>>223624072>>223624167word? they could have just changed his appearance though. they did it for trance and the magog storyline did come back. >farscapei really liked zhaan too. she was an even bigger loss than rev bem.
>>223611564I find the development of action figure articulation fascinating. The first official Superman toy released in 1939 was a hand carved wooden doll, more like a puppet, and 100 years later there's an arms race between half a dozen companies trying to outdo each other with articulation, detail, and shelf presence. But their progress doesn't matter because fuckers will break them down and 3D scan all the joints and pieces and anyone with a printer can make their own version, so it's a waning industry kept alive by an aging market.I'm really interested in where this is all going. It's obvious things are circling the drain for the major companies like Hasbro and Mattel, and what's taking their place isn't some hot new buck ready to fuck, it's cheap kits and printing at home so collectors are becoming designers like old japanese karakuri puppet makers.On one hand the collapse is a sign we're retreating into mindless oblivion because kids are more interested in tablets and phones and surrendering agency to something intangible that tells them what to enjoy, on the other it's turned into a creative hobby that lets people create their own paths and custom collections.It's coming full circle with things being handmade instead of mass produced. It's one of the few things on this planet that give me hope for the future.
>Titicacaheheheheheh
Holy fuck Risans look stupid. Not even makeup on the nose ridge, just a coin/amulet thing on their forehead. I hate it so much it’s unreal.
Just talk in English, not this retarded gobbledeeguk you loser.
>>223624310
>Follow female alines into a dark basement>they drop their disguises, shoot you and steal your clothesAnd that is the whole problem with aliens, that you just can’t trust them.
>>223624227This reads as a VF post.
>>223624549It is one.
>>223624186>they could have just changed his appearance though. they did it for trance and the magog storyline did come back.They did for one EP in s3 but by then it was the Sorbo Show.
>>223594401Shut the fuck up
>>223604938>neither does T'Pol or Seven of Nine.Faggot
>>223625169They’re hot but I wouldn’t seek them out outside Star Trek.
>>223624372FUCK YOURISA GENOCIDE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
>>223625169my wife fem mogs them and all women. what can I say? Once I saw my wife, she basically took attraction for other women out of my mind with how perfect she is.
>>223625721That .jpeg of a 12 year old anime character is not your wife, anon. We've been over this.
>>223625752false accusation. My wife is Tall with Red Hair, Pale Skin, Fweckles, Prominent Front Teeth, and Prominent Clavicle. Very much a woman and not a 12 year old anime character.
>>223625802Asuka is like 15, anon. I was pretty close.
Stop being a whiny butch, Archer.
>>223625828Asuka's 13 for most of the show, 14 by the end.
>>223624227Hasbro and Mattel are just pivoting toward childless millennials instead of Gen Alpha, They could release a full set from the Justice League 2000s cartoons and sell out almost instantly.
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Why are the Suliban so underdeveloped? 25 episodes and we know very little about them, other than they're working for a Time Lord for botox but also they're innocent victims like Japanese-American internment amd their planet was blown up somehow.
No...no...no...YOU will die
