>5 Werewolf >4 Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders>3 Space Mutiny >2 Manos the Hands of Fate>1 The Final SacrificeThis is not up for debate
>>223594696Future War is my favorite bad movie
>>223594696>>223594723>no pumaman
NOOOOOOOO SPRINGS
>>223594696>logo is a space testicle
>>223594696Now that TV doesn't exist outside of old folk's homes, how are we to see these kinos?
>>223594696RiffTrax is better. Same concept but no stupid sketches.
I used to have final sacrifice as #1 but nowadays it's space mutiny
>>223594954Gizmoplex. There's a couple of those streaming channels that are like TV channels that just run episodes. I have one set uo on my kodi box. But I also just downloaded all the episodes.>>223595047>no stupid sketches.You're probably a Mike guy then. I like Joel more because he didn't take being retarded so seriously. Never was a big fan of rifftrax.
>>223594696I would swap Werewolf with Manos, but beyond that, I'll agree with you.
>>223594749Donald "Room Clearer" Pleasence makes my top 5.
>The movie is actually good
>>223594954They have multiple 24/7 streams running at any time on youtube, and a 24/7 channel running constantly on smart TVs.Sadly, the chat isn't as lively as it once was when it started. You would occasionally see Spoony pop up in there.
>>223595114>missed my chance to watch MST3K with the SpoonmanDamn.
>>223595165You didn't miss too terribly much. It would consist of him doing bad riffs, and ignoring anyone who actually tried to say hi to him.
>>223594696Werewolf should be #1
>>223594696>Pod People not in the top 5opinion discarded
>>223596110It's one of those episodes where the movie is funny enough on its own, and the riffs are nonstop bangers. The running gag where the villain's hair is constantly changing from scene-to-scene kills me.
>no giant spider invasionnot gonna make it
>>223594851Oh and no redemption by the way.>>223595092>no stupid sketches>a Mike guynot that anon but that describes me to a T
>>223594696I don't remember Merlin's Shop as much as I do Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, so that gets #4
> Le quirky chungus noiseover old movies half hidden with a shit overlay.Whose Line Is It Anyway does it better.
>>223594696
I like the anti-movies, like The Creeping Terror and Monster A-Go-Go.
>>223594696Mans the Hands of Fate is such an ugly, aimless mess that riffs can't save it. I find it unenjoyable. >>223594723Future War is my favorite as well, followed by The Final Sacrifice
>>223596485"Things" is the greatest anti-movie of all time.
>>223595084For me, they’re tied.>>223595047For anyone who’s never seen it, track down “Mad Movies.” It’s a bunch of improv comics seated in a theater with microphones ad-libbing dialogue to old movies. It’s not always good, but when it is, it’s fucking fantastic. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_HMoPVXA_edjdP4GIwIibJ6GNVMm37_r&si=JAf0iTPreJHBrMSa
>>223596137
overdrawn at the memory bank>werewolf
>>223596539This bit right here is so stupid, but I laugh every time I think about it:https://youtu.be/zHFjXHOXTQ4?start=693&end=734
>>223596777pretty gud
>>223594851Alright this is bugging the hell out of me, but when did they FIRST show the Coily short? Because it's referenced constantly, but its "official" inclusion wasn't until the final season, 10.
>shortsFor me it'shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0stojwYjI>That's what YOU think, big boy!
>>223596377Get that putrid piece of shit out of here.
>>223597364
>>223597428>>223597428AI isn't fun. I prefer half-remembered hearsay and bullshitting. They are taking creativity and wonder away from us.
>>223597370Johnny at the Fair is an all time classic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=KX7l-DovhKY
>>223597370>>223597455yeah the shorts are a goldmine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Hh4M4vipAo
>>223597455And let's not forget specialty breads. More and more, it's all coming up specialty breads. Think about it, won't you?
>>223595047Three old uncs bein snarky at blockbusters with no showmanship.
>He's perky. KILL HER!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BTdzxit8nI
>>223597529>Haha yeah that's uh that's great really... MOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
>kys
WERWULF?!
>>223597593VARMINT!
>>223594953It's my testicle, I let them borrow it for 10 seasons.
>>223594851I OWN YOUR ASS FAT BOY
>>223594851This short was legitimately funny on its own right, when dude learns the ways of spring appreciation, and he's hanging out with his buddies constantly talking about springs, and they're just like "If this nigga doesn't shut up..."
>>223594696Solid top 5. I'd also nominate >Horror at Party Beach>Wild Rebels>Girl With The Gold Boots>Riding with Death>Overdrawn at The Memory Bank
>>223594696I Accuse My Parents is underrated
>>223599952That is the movie where Jimmy accuses his parents?
the Coleman Francis movies are an amazing replication of a sensory deprivation chamber experience
>>223600307I like coffee.
>>223600307>Francis died in California on January 15, 1973, only nine days before he would have turned 54. Though arteriosclerosis is listed as the official cause of death, Cardoza says Francis' body was found in the back of a station wagon at the Vine Street Ranch Market with "a plastic bag over his head and a tube going into his mouth or around his throat".wew
>>223600660Bag on the headHow did it get there
I liked This Island Earth
>>223600307>>223600660Here's a rare Coleman Francis for everyone. IN COLOR.
>>223594696Terror from the year 5000 and Track of the Moon Beast are amazing also, they have some of the best riffs ever
>>223596671lol
>>223601995I always get "Track of the Moon Beast" and "It Lives By Night" mixed up. Which one has "California Lady"?
>>223602151Track has The Band that played California Lady and It has the porn moustache.
every time i mean a mst3k fan i like to tell them that the santa claus movie is actually considered a classic amongst millennials, gen x'ers and boomers here in mootxico
>>223603174Is that actually based on some weird Mexico folklore, or was it a bunch of made up bullshit? Like the thing where there's kids helping him instead of elves, Santa locked in an endless Spy vs Spy struggle with the devil, living in a castle in the sky instead of the North Pole, Merlin essentially being Santa's Q, and Santa turning to dust in sunlight like Dracula?Or was it that he would be stranded on Earth, and he can't eat Earth food? I can't recall the details there, just that it's bad if he's still out after morning.
>>223594696>Mitchell not on the listI'm afraid it is up for debate
>>223603293complete made-up nonsensethe struggle with the devil was added i assume simply to not take away the catholic/christian aspects of christmas by depicting santa clausyes he can't eat earth food so he'll starve if he's stranded on earth, apparently he eats "clouds"
>>223602151This 45 record version of California Lady is amazing and different than the one played in Track.https://youtu.be/O-08P2ydaKA
