>one of the powerful characters in the marvel universe>can be taken out with a .50 cal from a mile awaylol
>>223595305I've seen sadie in little white panties. So i dont really care how she acts. I've seen the mound of venus.
What was up with that stupid ass body movement when she moves into another person's mind? Are MARVEL audiences this fucking stupid? I heard of second screen viewers but what is this shit.
>>223595339I've seen Sadie choking on my cock in my dreams
>>223595305she's still 15
>>223595305>red hair>blue eyesthis woman is ethnically british. the ancient rare type of british that barely exists anymore
>>223595358>Are MARVEL audiences this fucking stupid?Yes
>>223595305Is she supposed to have bulletproof skin..?
>>223595305So uh how is this cunt gonna work in a movie with a 55 year old cyclops and a uh very older wolverine who pine over this retards ginger ass
>>223595358Do you uh, have the secret of what a body does when telepathically controlled? Or are you one of those faggots trying to argue pedantic, trivial details about what people can do in a world where people can be literal gods
>>223595358MCU tards can't understand something unless they explicitly say it or show it and even then they'll still complain about not understanding shit online. Just this movie alone a bunch TOO MANY retards are like >Hurr durr how is le Spider-Man affording rent in New York durrr!! Almost as if a vigilante isn't a vigilante if the police have your phone number. The stupid brown mutt lady obviously pays him for the fucking help. Knowing Peter he'd just ask for just enough for rent. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the movie should've had a scene saying >Oh by the way Spider-Man, muh nigga! Did ya get the money I sent ya for all the help, lil nigga? Fucking retards
>>223595305MCU-verse is a jokeIdk how people can watch it and not get mad at all the plotholes
>>223596303They will still lust over her but lean into the taboo nature of it
>>223596322I never really questioned the apartment as movies do that kind of thing all the time and we were meant to think it was a shit hole but if we were meant to think the police were paying him, that’s actually something I’d like to have seen in the film.
>>223595305She not even omega level. Fucking gambit is though.
>>223596303They cast Cyclops?
>>223596388Its teh same guy from the 2000 xmen movie, guy is fucking old, they said fuck off to the original Jean Grey so this nepo baby cunt can shit it up
>>223596303Kit Connor is the new Cyclops and younger than her
>>223596296She wasnt shot spiderman was. Which makes no sense considering he can easily survive being hit by a train or toppled by thousands of pounds of rubble. The blunt vs piercing makes no sense with the amount of force a train or that much weight falling on you would present. The normal person would be turned to mush
>>223596405then when the fuck is James Marsden back in it, god i hate multiverse shit
>>223595339Should Sadie be allowed to even wear panties?
>>223596397>>223596303Millie.... you have new adopted children now stop seething
>>223596303I dont think theyre ready to replace Jackman so that cuck storyline wont happen. Which the movies would be better off because cyclops came off as such a faggot in the 2000s movies.
>>223596365>Superhero not associated with The Avengers anymore and never really known as an Avenger because Tony makes him an Avenger in space with no witnesses >Superhero not being scolded or told not to help by police because it's against the law >Hurr durr mommy what's 1 plus 1?!!! DurrrrrBunch of tards
>>223595411I've seen Sadie calling me Sir and crawling on all fours behind me.
>>223596414He's back so he can die a glorious death where Fox X-Men be rebooted to MCU
>>223596434sophia lillis is a much better and cuter redhead, just gotta save her from Kojima's sex dungeon
>>223596397Isnt that Cyclops from a different universe? So theres no Cyclops in the main MCU timeline yet it has its own Jean Grey? How does that make any sense?
>>223596537Apparently there is a cyclops, we just havent met him yet, hes apparently part of the old people recasting
>>223596430None of this implies he’s being paid by the police. He talks to the chief and she covers for him but is that a formal on the books relationship? How do they file the taxes? I’m not sure we’re meant to think very hard about how any of this works.This aside, I thought the relationship with the police chief was a bad call from a narrative perspective. Kind of just gave Peter another ersatz support system rather than building off the premise of him being alone. Then again, I guess any more of him talking to the AI would have been boring and Marvel movies aren’t too comfortable with silences. Also, being overwhelmed by spider DNA was very, very stupid.
>>223596408I wondered this in theaters. “So, you can just shoot spider-man?”
>>223595305I still want to wife her.
>>223596790Get in line, many men and women want her too
This is not Omega Jean; she is still young and discovered telequinesis like 15 minutes before this happens. I think this is the best of the new Spider Man movies. I don't get why people keep trying to hate on it.
>>223596421not by law, no
>>223595305Jean is very powerful but still human.That is why she needs her three simps Peter, Logan and Scott to protect her
>>223596625Thats what i figured. Anon fucking making shit up.
>>223596773He is strong against blunt but vulnerable to piercing
>>223595305THE TELEPATH CANNOT CONTROL YOUR MIND, IF YOU BLOW HERS OUT OF HER HEAD.
The bullet was shot by the powerful anti-hero (turned comic relief) "The Cucknisher". It has the power to take out every crying character (Jean) and every manlet cuck (Spodey) regardless of their special abilities, so he can be the only main crying manlet on screen. His powers will be explained in the next special "Cucknisher: cry me another river".
>>223597280His butthole virginity never had a chance, sad!
>>223595305the movie was hot garbage and absolute slop but she was cute in it so I forgive her
>>223597321It's for Miles to be born
>>223597280This is retarded, getting hit by the train is 1.6 bil joules vs the 18000 of the 50 cal. The train would turn someone to goo, meanwhile the bullet affected him like he was a normal person. Its just power scaling fluctuating for plot. A train would be "piercing" at that speed. If I threw a flat side of a hammer at your head at 600 mph it would definitely pierce through your skull
>>223597337Everyone loves Sadie
>>223597392There is no normal person that could take .50 cal to the back and live.
>>223597697Spiderman isn't a normal person
>>223595358Ah yes; it would have been way better if there was absolutely zero visual feedback that her consciousness had switched hosts.
>>223596711>Also, being overwhelmed by spider DNA was very, very stupidIt's an allegory for depression. Subtlety and nuance can't be in comic book movies because of YOU!
>>223596817She's the kind of girl men and women both want to fuck.
>>223597392Comics are retarded, yes. Spider-man isn’t bullet proof.
God, this movie was hot garbage. I will never respect anyone who enjoyed this. Normies are a fucking lost cause.
>>223598559Yes, she's like a girl version of Tom Welling
>>223597875Anon said he took the bullet like a normal person, which he didn't
>>223598264You must love A24
>>223597602they do and they don't honestly
>>223595339I'm a 33 year old virgin yet I've seen more naked women than all my male ancestors combined. Crazy how that works
>>223600666You havent touched a titty though
>>223600181I actually don't and I'm not arguing that it's good. I'm arguing that people are too stupid to understand things without it being spoonfed.
>>223600826I've sucked on my mothers nipples though
>>223600826But I've seen more titties than all of them combined.
>>223600854>not arguing it’s good>spoonfedDeveloping organic webbing and overly heightened senses from a canonically stated a lack of human contact is in no way a subtle or nuanced allegory for depression. Quit back tracking and quit defending slop.
>>223596130She has the most kino phenotype.
