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My father will be hearing about this!!
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>>223597300
Inflatus!
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Astroturfed marketing campaign.
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>>223597492
Hasan? Where?!
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>>223597300
cool it with the antitrans posts
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>>223597492
new series is gonna be meh
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>>223597300
SAAAR!
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>>223598460
but thankfully I can now slop my own fanfiction into existence
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They should've been way more daring with the new series. Doing something like this with Malfoy, or putting Harry in Slytherin and going from there, would've been way more interesting than this boringsafe slop.
And no, niggerwashing a character is not daring - it's par for the course these days.
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>>223597300
Oh yeah?
>*locks the door*
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What makes this trend bad is how the usual fanfic for it mellows Malfoid instead of radicalizing Potter into becoming the Slytherin he was meant to be.
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>>223598628
Dude. Just use AI to show Harry being seduced to the snake side.
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>>223598190
Saved lol
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>>223598532
It's not AI.
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This is just Boswette.
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>>223598704
No? It's a completely different dynamic.
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do you think harry gets turned on by malfoids sectumsempra scars and the dark mark tattoo?
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>>223598800
How would she even forgive him after slicing her up?
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While my ideal iteration of Malfoid would be as slowburn as possible I cannot deny wanting a scene like this
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>>223597300
>>223598190
>>223598460
>>223598819
>>223598825
troon psyop
kys, Rabbi
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>>223598814
How would she not?
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>>223598834
we know you troons are seething about her being a girl and not one of you
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>>223598848
>her
>girl
kys
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>>223597300
So we're all agreed the sectusempra would lacerate her clothes, right?
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>>223598853
The AI image identifies as male?
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>>223598853
the character is a real girl you delusional troon, now go back to bluesky with the other freaks
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>223598834
>a white, heterosexual, cis man being with a white, heterosexual, cis woman is actually a jewish troon psyop
These are the same people who say it's based and redpilled to support Israel btw.
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>>223598834
Your little bluesky tantrum isn't working, troon. Go dilate somewhere else.
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>>223597300
This post is extremely low quality, and you are gay.
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>>223598814
dunno, why do bitches keep coming back to their abusive exes?
malfoid is a sub hiding behind dom mask and she gets off to harry being rough with her
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I find it extremely alienating that there are people acting like there are new harry potter fanfiction concepts at this point.
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>>223598925
Nobody acts like the concept is new
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What would Malfoid look like after hitting the wall?
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>>223598958
Pureblood breeding means she doesn't hit the wall.
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>>223598958
why would wizards with access to literal magic and eternal youth potions even hit the wall at all?
just stash some of your hair as a 20 year old and chug polyjuice potions ad infinitum to change into your younger self
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>>223598958
MILF. Bobcut or a pixie cut, aristocratic demeanor
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>>223598861
To ribbons.
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>>223597300
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>>223598819
Its the faces from that one youtube poop. Heh
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>>223598870
>white, heterosexual, cis woman
its a genderbanned man, you fucking homotroon
this shit is normalising trannyism, just like Bowsette
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What kind of tranny shit is this? Troons secretely still loving rowling?
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>>223598925
just assume every poster complaining about le troons is just a seething r*dditourist at this point.
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>My father will be hearing about this!!
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unlike trannies, genderbent characters are actually women
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Malfoid is just wizard nagatoro
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>>223599049
mumble mumble years ago when I was fourteen or fifteen or so, I would read fanfiction where a male character would be transformed by magic into a female form. I would always get annoyed because they would often spend like a thousand words or so trying to change back, then just give up and spend ten or twenty times that learning how to be girly. Years later I realized all that shit was being written by yearning transgender girls.

What's being discussed now is simply the Tsundere concept applied to a harry potter alternate universe.
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>>223599091
redditors and troons are the same complaining about Malfoid lol
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What's up with the angry yids this morning? Did something blow up in tel aviv?
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The more AI slop I see, the more convinced it will never achieve anything of any significance in any creative industry.
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cool dont care don't let the door hit your fatass on your way out this thread faggot
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>>223599148
AI can't do hands.
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>>223599091
>being antitroon is somehow reddit now
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>AI can't do hands.
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>>223599118
Its a tranny fantasy and the character is a stand in for the tranny writer
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>>223598834
This
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyD-fQWU-Q
in 20 years from now jewlywood woud go extinct tick tok
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>>223599171
hello retard from 2025
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>>223598834
>wanting to fuck a pretty girl is a troon psyop
actual psychosis
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>>223599224
hello retard from 2026, how are you today?
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>>223599185
>>223599224
It still can't. It just straight up cannot do art. I can clearly see when something is AI slop even from just the preview thumbnail because it's just that bad at it.
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>>223599224
It still sucks at hands and proportions, you don't notice it if you generate only simple images to fap to
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>>223599256
>>223599258
>>223599284
Can i join your discord
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This shit has nothing to do with television or film. If you want to post Harry Potter fanfics there's a site for that called tumblr. Go back there.
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>>223599301
Just use your mod powers to delete the thread.
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>>223599293
Blud, this is literally the latest advancement in sloppa technology. If you think this is anything but horrifyingly shit, you're brain damaged.
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>>223597300
>father
you mean the genderbent universe canon doesnt give her a sexy dominant milf mom?
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>>223599187
>actual girls are troons
Do your family a favor and 41% yourself
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>>223599314
Looks fine. Also I’m not looking at hot bitches hands when I’m looking at these pics
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Why do even Western image-generation models make women look Chinese or Korean?
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>>223599325
>pulling out the bobs and vagene card
Rumao. Of course.
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>>223599330
The machines are weebs.
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>>223599330
That doesn't look like a Chinese or Korean woman. That doesn't look like any woman. It's an abomination. You seriously cannot see it?
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>>223599311
xir cant cause xir is simply a backseat janny abahahahaha and xir is seething immensely because of it
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>Draconia Malfoy
They'll change everything that doesn't need changing and don't change what needs the most change
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>>223599330
Skill issue.
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I wish a pretty girl loved me
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>>223599319
I've been assured by many people that Narcissa Malfoy is a milf in all universes.
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>>223599017
A Mafloy would be best if he/she is a skinny authoritarian bossy person
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>>223598834
meds
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>AI
>blonde girl
>bully
This is the most brown coded shit in existence
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>>223599405
>whole point of the trend is turning your bully into a woman to fuck her as revenge
How did you not figure out it was brown coded?
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>>223599405
You should set a timer so it's not as obvious. Just a few minutes' delay between posts would be more convincing.
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>>223598834
malfoid is anti-troon, dipshit. malfoid makes the trannies seethe and rage with anger (such as yourself)
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>>223599405
You didn't grow up around many whites if you haven't seen a couple blonde girls do some horrendous shit.
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>>223599431
>my self insert manlet fantasy is good because it makes troons mad bro I swear bro not im not mad over getting btfo in high school still man
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>>223599417
>turning your bully into a woman to fuck her as revenge
the entire scenario is 'what if malfoy was and always had been a woman', nobody's getting transformed into anything.
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>>223598460
Isn't AI at the stage where we can imput our own stories and characters in existing IP's?
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>>223599463
>giving this much of a shit about what other people find cute or fappable
obsessed
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>>223598579
>Harry in Slytherin
Imagine the full potential he would reach getting proper mentoring from Severus
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>>223599475
>haha bro don’t make fun of me for being a weak bitch in school, THIS is how you get revenge bro haha
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>>223599431
>malfoid is anti-troon
You want to fuck a boy after he transitions into a girl. It's the most blatant tranny shit ever.
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>>223599463
>my self insert manlet fantasy is good because it makes troons mad bro I swear bro not im not mad over getting btfo in high school still man
He greentexted calmly
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>>223599493
Holy projection, fagman
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>>223599489
I've always thought that harry actually being tied to slytherin and having the potential for the next dark wizard was an interesting plot point which led absolutely fucking nowhere because the red headed retard just decided that all his weird abilities were simply tied to having a voldemort tulpa in his head lmao
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Why do porn addict troons keep spamming about their fetish to turn men into women?

Then you freaks wonder why you have no girlfriend and no friends, gee maybe because you spam your tranny fetishes all day in /tv/ - television and film.
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>>223599472
It's still pretty poor at writing full length stories because it struggles to maintain direction and focus
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>>223599493
The entire concept is a what if it was alwasy a girl you tard ass.
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>>223598579
> Turning whites into black is bad!!!
> Turning men into women is good :)
You should end yourself
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>>223598958
Helen Mirren
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>white boy bussy
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>>223599535
That's why you give it lots of little focused tasks. You don't prompt it to shit out a feature length screenplay or a two hour movie, you get it to work on something a scene or shot at a time.
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>>223598925
I'm more disturbed by the idea of Harry Potter fanfictions surviving to 2026
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>>223599532
Idk, maybe you should start spamming child porn again to make you feel better, you know, like the totally normal person you are (definitely not a raging mentally-ill faggot sperging out because no artist will draw the character with your troon flag)
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>>223599493
learn what rule 63 means and lurk for another 10 more years before posting your raw sewage "opinion" dipshit newfaggot tourist
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>>223599122
Malfoid should be carrying on an anonymous correspondence with Potter as his secret admirer
In public she remains aloof and snobbish
Eventually he works out that it's her but he doesn't let on that he knows
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why does this enrage /lgbt/ so?
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>>223599550
Correct. You have to be the ideas guy with the overall vision, and the AI is your obedient sweatshop slave cranking out material for you to review
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Tits too big, she should have high perky Cs max with small pink areolae. The Malfoys are an old aristocratic family, big jugs and wide hips is peasant build.
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>>223599562
>Harry Potter and the Pureblood Queen
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>>223599523
This is a goldmine in material if you explore it.
If he goes Slytherin, gets friendly with Malfoy
>Visit the Mafloy house
>Meet Lucius
>Becomes his father figure
>years later when Voldy returns, Lucius chooses Harry, convincing his buddies to do the same.
>Voldy can't even get his movement going and gets hunted down and fucking merked by his former subordinates
>Harry joining Slytherin leads to the good ending
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>>223597300
Yeah he's a grandfather now
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>witch trainer exist
oh no oh fuck get ready for your smut bros.
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>anime genderbend twitter trend
Kill it with fire already
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>>223599566
Leftism is opposition to White babies being born.
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>>223599588
>Harry Potter and the Girl who Loved the Boy Who Lived
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>>223599597
>malfoid becomes a thing
>too late for akabur to make a malfoid trainer
life is cruel
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>>223599590
They wouldn’t even have to hunt him down. They’d just vaporise him the second he summoned them all, because it wouldn’t occur to him that they’d have the balls.
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>>223599615
I heard he was killed in Ukraine, very sad
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>>223599634
>Ukraine
kek if real, dumbass died for nothing in a jew proxy war
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>>223599566
You people are fucking pathetic. Just as bad as those fat japs who think women throw themselves at short beta losers
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>>223599598
How many posts have you made itt lol
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>>223599541
coping tranny
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>>223599615
There's no functional difference between Malfoid and Daphne Greengrass
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>>223599648
Probably not real. Apparently people sometimes go on the internet and lie
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Lmao, actual total seething meltdown
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>>223599301
I remember when /v/ spammed the shit out of that harry potter gacha game because of that girl character. Fucking cringe lmao.
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>>223599590
>>223599630
Don't know how this would work for Sirius Black.
I imagine Lucius could pull strings to get him out of Azkaban when they find Peter alive with Voldy. He'd probably love Harry but would be hostile to Lucius
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>>223599664
>Daphne Greengrass
Nobody knows or cares who that is.
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>>223599664
Malfoid is a chud
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>>223599590
You fuckers are mentally ill. Lay off the fanfiction
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>>223599680
Did that story ever go anywhere?
I remember doing mostly dueling in the end before abandoning it
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I prefer Melboid
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>>223599721
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>>223599615
>>223599634
>>223599648
>>223599665
>MALFOID. Multiple people demanded that I acknowledge the latest viral meme, so here I am doing exactly that: I am acknowledging it and moving on. I am a very boring person when it comes to this sort of stuff. I see this Malfoid stuff popping up everywhere, and I have literally zero interest in participating or even browsing through it. Sorry. -_-
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>>223599687
He is Narcissa’s cousin, and the only one he truly despised was Bellatrix, who would never see the light of day because she was a true believer.
So long as he toned down the TMD, which he’d have to in order to exploit Harry’s fame, they’d likely eventually reconcile enough to tolerate each other.
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>>223599706
go be a joyless bitter nigger somewhere else, I heard /lgbt/ is recruiting
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>>223599706
God forbid we use our imagination to stray from the main road get adventurous and explore different roads
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>>223599561
There are three rules of the Internet. They were always meant as a joke and caring about any of the other ones is the biggest way to identify yourself as an eternal newfag.
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>>223599726
>latest viral meme
Female Draco has been coined since before the books were finished
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>want one, pottah?
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>>223599730
DA WHAT IF HARRY PODDA IS DA BEST AND GETS ALL DA GURLS AND SHIT LOL
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>>223599692
The topic is Akabur's witch trainer, they know who Daphne is.
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>>223599741
If those three rules aren’t do it for the lulz, no girls on the internet and blame it on Ebaums, I’m afraid it’s you who is the newfag
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Alright, any guesses of how long this trend will last? Bowsette lasted for about 6 months IIRC
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>>223599561
You would have been laughed off the site if you posted this gay shit 10 years ago you retarded tumblr whale tranny.
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>>223599727
Bellatrix was only tolerated because of Voldy. Nobody in the deatheaters even liked that bitch
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>>223599762
And again you prove that it is literally just one of you throwing this endless psychotic tantrum, despite your pathetic attempts to disguise it
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>>223599749
I'm sure Akabur is acutely aware of that and its exactlybwhy he doesn't give a shit. Man spends his time playing GBA games, he doesn't giveva flying fuck what zoomers are squeaking about as CURRENT THING.
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>>223599791
He should really take my advice about setting a timer.
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>>223599590
How would this work on the pureblood issue?
I can imagine when Harry grows up in Slytherin, he doesn't take much offence at the term
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>>223599807
>>223599791
He’s going to get multiple separate devices and go the other direction; samefagging so hard that people assume it has to be multiple people, because even a pass user couldn’t be that much of a colossal loser.
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>>223599833
Mudblood*
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>>223599833
“Discover” that Lily was actually descended from a witch after all, making it all fine.
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>>223599794
Im just letting anyone who cares know that he lied on the timeline of the idea of female draco by almost 20 years
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>>223599852
>if you don’t like my third world self insert fanfiction you’re all one person!!!
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>>223597492
This
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>>223599780
bowsette was eight years ago when trends actually had some staying power
i'll give it a month, six weeks tops
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>>223599148
I disagree https://x.com/UnstableGen1/status/2107212621397230061?s=20
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og harry potter was always self insert core what is this newfaggot yapping on about?
Why do you think people get so mad he ended up with the hogwart bicycle?
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when did twitter become more 4chan than 4chan itself?
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>>223599523 >>223599590

Considering Harry is pretty shit at wizard stuff Rowling probably wrote herself into a corner with that, and making it a 'Voldemort tulpa' was the best save
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She really is the biggest bully
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>SLUTHERIN!
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>>223599320
It isnt an actual girl, tranny. It is a fictional character clearly written as a male. The some disgusting freak like you just needed him to transform him into a girl and hypersexualize him. This is super obvious troon shit. Literally take your own advice
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>>223599910
There is a difference between “hey a couple girls like him,” and “WHAT IF HARRY POTTA GETS REVENGE ON HIS BULLY HAHA TURN HIM INTO A WOMAN LOL!!”
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>>223599532
This particular campaign is inorganic
Like dat boi
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>>223599912
When Elon bought it and let people say what they think.
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>>223599431
Its literally tranny fanfic, retard
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>>223598190
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>>223599561
Never trust a ferengi
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>>223599320
It isn't an "actual girl", it's a tranny fantasy you fucking faggot.
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>>223599936
>GETS REVENGE ON HIS BULLY HAHA TURN HIM INTO A WOMAN
It's not that at all
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I think we’re about to see a real time 42% out of sheer rage
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>>223599944
This
You can say "nigger" on twitter more easily than on 4chan
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>>223599749
And yet the CIA only just started spamming a few days ago
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>>223599966
Racism has never been allowed outside of /b/ newfag
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>>223599566
>>223599588
Look at this gay shit straight from tumblr. Kill all drawfags, kill all faggots who "ship" characters, kill all fanfic writers and most importantly kill all troons enjoying genderbend bs
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Whether or not "Malfoid" is trannybait, the actual gayest thing about all this is the fact that twitterfags are spamming it. I miss when genderbend stuff was considered weird and nerds and fujos were the ones making it.
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>>223599960
Let's help him along
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>>223598925
You'd be surprised.
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>>223599971
What the fuck is /b/
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>223599980
>fooled nobody award
Back to BlueSky with you, niggerfaggot
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>>223600000
>if you dislike twitter trends then you are from bluesky
What the hell is wrong with you?
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sorry, it was me, I went back in time and jerked redteneri off at super sonic speed while planting a harry porter book with a malfoy face attached to it nearby so he started the trend once post nut clarity hit
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>>223599957
Sounds like it is. “Haha let’s correct the bully lol”
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>>223600017
It's "what if this character was a different person from the start"
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>>223599997
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>>223599868
Harry would keep his mouth shut, let the people around him be hateful prefering division from mudbloods. So when he's strong enough and in the position to get away with it, he Avada Kadavra's the most dangerous ones he knows and been close to for years.
The idea being that he's not against a little racism or house elf beating. But he can't accept a division in the wizarding world because his arch enemy Voldy's ideas need to die with him.
With Draco at his side, Sirius doing scouting/reconnaissance as a dog, Severus supporting them with potions, advise etc and Lucius using his influence to cover for them.
No trial, no Dementors no nothing. Avada Kedavra anyone with the same ideas Voldemort had.
Slytherin Harry is a dangerous force eventually feared where they don't even dare speak up
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>>223600048
>he Avada Kadavra's the most dangerous ones he knows and been close to for years.
If he really wants to send a message, use a pistol
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>>223600024
No because there wouldn’t be fags throwing Harry in there. This isn’t a turn the guy into a woman thing. This is a weird self insert shit where they have to throw the mc in there because apparently he needs to fuck everyone. Losers.
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>>223600055
Hold up
He is a parceltoung
He needs a snake like Voldemort had to do the more personal killings for him
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>>223600057
In 99% of these the girl is talking directly to the viewer
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>DUH HARRY GETS DA MOST POWERFUL AVADA AND DA MOST POWERFUL SNAKE
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>>223600070
A Slytherin getting killed by a snake is the ultimate disrespect
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>>223600081
And because Harry is also a half-blood he gets to use muggle things too
He can take Malfoid go-kart racing
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>>223600081
That would be sweet.
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>>223600011
We all know where you come from and the quints smashed your dubs, cope
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>Its a Harry and Draco bully a Weasly episode
My favorite
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>>223600063
>Byakuya is their son
Makes sense.
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>>223600093
>He can take Malfoid go-kart racing
No way wizards who fly around on brooms would get a rush from a go kart
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DA HARRY POTTA IS DA GOD OF MY LIFE HE FUCKS MY DAD AND MY MOM AND GETS ME OUT OF INDIA SAAR HE FUCKS DA BLONDE MALFOY PLS
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>>223599971
Racism doesnt exist on 4chan
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>>223600110
On a broom it's just you and the sky
On a kart you're inches from the ground rushing by and always on the edge of a collision
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>>223600110
Ten pin bowling then
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>>223600011
Nigger we see you troons having meltdowns over this shit on bluesky, you and redditors are literally the only people foaming at the mouth over this
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>>223600141
Or paintball
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I love how everyone is using the word foid without realizing it's the female version of chud
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Would Harry and Albus eventually clash because that fag thinks the peolple Harry takes out deserve a trial or imprisonment?
And Harry was never a fan because he's been hanging around Lucius a lot
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>>223600146
Wizard paintball could be sick
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>>223600155
>I love how
>So
>Can we
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>>223600157
I dunno Jose. Why don’t you go write a story on ao3 and take this shit out of here?
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>>223598688
why is that funny
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>>223599780
Two weeks top
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>>223600155
Everyone knows that
Chud and Foid are both now positive terms
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>>223599780
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>>223600155
There's plenty of people crying about using foid on twitter
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>>223600167
Nigger im writing the story in this thread off the top of my head
Thanks for your feedback, wasn't very useful
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>>223600193
>IM HAVING FUN ESE WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE HOLMES LET ME TALK ABOUT HARRY POTTER BEING LITERALLY ME YA KNOW ESE??
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>>223599934
>it isn't an actual girl
>it's a fictional character
WHAT? NO! THAT CAN'T BE!
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>>223599417
It vibes with him
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>>223600146
>HARRY FUCKING POTTER DID YOU TAKE MISS MALFOID PAINTBALLING AND SWITCH ALL THE PAINT IN THE BALLS WITH THE "PAINT" FROM YOUR OWN BALLS?
>I DON'T FUCKING CARE HOW MUCH SHE ENJOYED IT THERE WERE DOZENS OF INNOCENT MUGGLES AND PROFESSOR SNAPE PARTICIPATING TOO
>THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE LIMIT, YOU'VE REALLY PUSHED ME TOO FAR THIS TIME, BOY
>5000,000,000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!!
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>>223600219
Whispered Dumbledore, discreetly
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>>223597300
2026 is the year of enemies to lovers
first spideyjean now this
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>>223600063
>all according to cake
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>>223599934
This dude has never heard of a tulpa before. Bet you got negative loosh lol getting spiritually colonized right now you are
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>>223600206
it's fascinating watching someone experience a mental breakdown in real time. i feel like i should be taking notes.
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>>223597300
Wasn't there a girl like this that was famous as fuck in this place years before this shit? She wasn't literally Malfoy gendebend but there was not much of a difference either.
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>>223600258
Merula from some vidya that I never played (or got the name of).
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>>223600258
Daphne Greengrass. She has exactly 1 mention in the books and has been a blank slate used for bully correction for years. But FemDraco has also been around forever.
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>>223599833
Voldemort is a halfblood and his wizarding half is more inbred than a sandwich.
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>>223600219
>just make sure to invite me next time
Dumbledore requested politely
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>>223600145
>meltdown
Twittershit is never welcome on 4chan
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>>223600255
ORALLE VATO DIS KID IS LIKE ME BROS HE GETS ALL DA LADIES MAYNE MAYBE HE CAN HELP ME STOP GETTING MADE FUN OF IN SCHOOL ORALLE VATO
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>>223599325
The finger in the back starts not from where the knuckle would be but where the first joint would be if it's not just floating in the air
You're Indian
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>>223600303
Yeah sure haha
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>>223600319
10 seconds with huggingface fixes that.
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>>223598190
Stacy and Chad get together
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>>223600336
You’re pathetic lmao
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>>223600319
are you some kind of weird fetish freak? Who looks at someone's hands first the moment they meet someone new?
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>>223600303
It is when it exposes your tears.
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>>223597300
O MY KURWA SIRS!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOMEST OF MY HEART FOR THIS AI SLOPPA GIFT FROM JAIPUR SIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>223600352
>looks at someone's hands
is it allowed when you are questioning a girls gender at birth?
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good morning saars
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>>223600348
Not pathetic enough to respond to me. Kys nigger
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>"and to miss malfoy, 1 point for each gryffindor swimmer currently wriggling around in her uterus. 50 million points!"
>crabbe and goyle cheer wildly while the rest of slytherin give her a disbelieving look
>"my father will hear about this," she said glumly."
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>>223600366
look at the adam's apple next, easier and make people feel less weird out
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>>223600368
It's not AI.
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>>223600312
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>>223600375
Good morning SAAR HARRY POTTA IS A CHAD BHARIT SAAR
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>oh no people are having fun
I'm glad complainers always find their way to threads specifically about things they dislike so they can complain in them
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>>223599785
no he wouldn't tranny
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JK Rowling. I know you are aware of this Malfoid trend, so this is how you capitalize
>start negotiations with an anime studio that has had success with shonen with a satisfying romantic payoff (does such a studio exist? I'm not well-versed enough in anime to know one)
>give them the rundown of how the basic story beats for the first book, maybe two, should play out, just with Malfoid replacing Malfoy
>let them cook
>the Malfoid trend will be dead in a month or two, so give no indication anything is in the works
>fast foward a year
>the HBO show will already be between seasons so people will either be wanting more Harry Potter because the show was such a disaster, or be wanting more because the show was surprisingly good (I'm betting the former)
>3 months before the anime series is set to release, finally release a trailer
>DO NOT SHOW MALFOID UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECONDS OF THE TRAILER!
>hype will now be at an all time high
>profit
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>>223600401
HEHE ITS FUN ESE BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS A CHAD LIKE ME BUT IM 5’2 AND HES 5”7
SO I CANT COMPETE BUT HES LIKE ME AND FUCKS THE BULLY JAJA
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>>223597300
I have to be honest, Malfoid shouldn't have large breasts
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>>223600219
>you sound like someone who is about to lose his job, Albus
>1 more outburst like that and im writing my dad.
You and that mongrel Hagrid are out of here
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>>223600433
You think you're a chad?
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>>223600312
>>223600433
Are you letting Josh Hokit create your personalities for you?
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>>223600426
Rowling is only ever based on accident. She couldn't purposefully do something so incredible
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>>223600355
Tears that this site is further going down the shitter? Sure
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>>223600516
This nigga cries over 4chan being shit (always wa).
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>>223599566
>why does this enrage /lgbt/ so?
Because it's popularizing JK Rowling's book series, that's why. I'm on several Discords full of trannies and I've seen no less than two autistic breakdowns over people posting Malfoid/Dorako. The funniest part is when they try to recommend "other blonde ojou-sama villainess" characters for cishet people to enjoy, and it's always characters from tranime or shitty video games.

LGBT has no fucking room to bitch about Dorako/Malfoid after the Petra Parker came and went.
>Turning a cishet character trans and emphasizing how all multiversal versions of them must be trans? Based and valid
>Turning a handsome white man into a gorgeous white woman and pairing her with the self-insert white lead? DISGUSTING REMOVE THIS
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>>223600516
Right you spent 8 hours every day of last week crying in this particular thread because malfoid fanart is from twitter and therefore categorically bad, makes perfect sense.
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>>223599660
ywnbaw
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>>223600426
Too bad she is retarded
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>>223600735
Only a few of these posts are mine. Nearly all these threads being spammed acrosd the sites have their roots in a twitter trend.
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>>223600525
It was less shit before you found it.
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>>223600818
So go to a thread that doesnt trigger you, faggot.
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>>223600457
Best place for Malfoid to end up with a lightning bolt scar from this?

>cleavage
>baby bump
>pubes
>other?
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How fresh are you people
Its an idea getting reintroduced
Female Draco is an idea I've seen on here since before 2010.
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>>223600959
>if I just keep falseflagging eventually itll work
eat shit
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>>223600933
>let me spam in peace
"No"
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>>223600525
Remember when /b/ was usable for memeing and funny discussions?
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>>223600985
ok have fun seething kek
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>>223599971
>rules on 4chan
Ironically, 4channel teaches a valuable lesson that sometimes is better to ignore ignorant people or remove yourself from those groups of people
If you don't want racism go to /lit/ or something
Nigger Heil Hitler
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>>223600963
womb area is where the death mark tattoo goes
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>>223599590
>Order of the Phoenix gets nerfed into “Meet the Parents” tier vacationing with the Malfoys in some dark exotic locale.
>nobody dies but Malfoy thinks Harry fucks slugs, has a drinking problem, and is squandering his family fortune on broomsticks and chocolates due to unfortunate incidents and habitual lying.
>Half-Blood prince is just the Malfoys and the Dursleys
>ends with Vernon and Lucius developing a GLR/Malcolm X-tier relationship and bonding over their mutual distaste for Arthur Weasley types who oppose the current two-state solution.

I’m in.
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>>223601174
>Half-Blood prince is just the Malfoys and the Dursleys
Fucking kek
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>>223601174
>Vernon and Lucius developing a GLR/Malcolm X-tier relationship
Based based based, no idea I wanted to see this.
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>>223601174
Legend. He was right about everything.
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>>223601174
>Harry moves in with Malfoys in year 2-3
>ocasionally invite Dursleys over just to flex on them with the Malfoy Mansion and their massive wealth, or visit them at their house in his and Lucius' finest robes
>getting Lucius to bully those nasty muggles (his favourite)
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>>223601174
>>223601509
There is legitimately kino potential in Harry becoming a muggle-hating Dark Wizard simply because of how poorly he was treated by the Dursleys
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>>223601535
>I just don't understand it, I deliberately made sure Harry had an upbringing similar to Tom Riddle's, how could he turn out like this?
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>>223598848
>>223598863
>>223598868
>>223599091
>>223599118
Trannies are autistic men that think putting on wigs and wearing make up and taking a magical pill can make them women, do you really think they are capable of understanding changing the gender of a completely fictional character?
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>>223599581
Very homosexual post. How else would an elite woman showcase their superiority if not through her curvaceous body?
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Could someone explain why trans people are triggered by this genderbent character? I would think they’d want to push it to offend Rowling, who they consider the most evil person in the world for not backing the trans agenda.
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>>223599542
Making Malfoy a girl makes the story more interesting amd meaningful.
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>>223599550
>you get it to work on something a scene or shot at a time
Just like a real movie, it has to be made one scene at a time.
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>>223599566
Because Malfoid is biologically female and in a straight relationship with Harry.
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>>223599721
Femboy Malfoy > Malfoid (Malfoid is still kino though)
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>>223599721
>>223601763
https://youtu.be/NgtXHTtdUu4?t=17&is=_UngWWKRUeYa7d8t
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>>223601695
Because it's Harry Potter, and because the original artist rejected them when they tried to claim the character early on, so naturally now they'd rather burn each other alive than tolerate any of it
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Just because she’s hot doesn’t change the fact she’s evil and deserve to be killed.
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I was ambivalent to this, but the pregnancy and wedding art sold me
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>>223601780
>because the original artist rejected them when they tried to claim the character early on
They wanted Malfoid to be a tranny but the artist told them no, she's biologically female. Yurifags also wanted Harry to be a girl too and the artist rejected that too.
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>>223601783
icanfixher
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>>223598997
Correct.
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>>223601783
Nobody asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood
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its funny how bluesky troons and shartyniggers are on the same side on this one ... really makes you think
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>>223599936
completely misinterpreted award
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>>223601535
In his essence he would a good person But he'll become more calculated, a little evil/cruel and arrogant.
Having Weaslies and Huffelpufs getting fucked with by his Slytherin friends. Slythering mentality is to stand up for yourself and toughen up instead of waiting for some Gryffindor to feel sorry and fight your battles for you.
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>>223601535
>starts hating the Dursleys because of how horrible they were
>slowly figure out his parents/ dumbledore set this shitshow up turning him further and further into dark magic
Send it
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>>223601783
>evil and deserve to be killed
Don't forget yourself
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>Weiss Scnee but good
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>>223601938
I’m not evil. I’m gay.
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>>223601864
Two varieties of sexless lard elementals.
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>>223599936
>a couple girls like him,
Imagine Harry and Draco as a legandary big name brother duo in the Hogwarts Hallways
They'd crush an insane amount of puss between them
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>>223601174
>Lucius mentions mud bloods are ruining everything
>Vernon thinks he’s talking about them foreigners and vehemently agrees
>by the time he realises what Lucius actually meant, he’s already been solidified as a top bloke
>besides, normal folk being wizards just ain’t right, should be wizards being wizards, simple as. Keep wizards pure, I say
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>>223602002
But who would be the Slytherin seeker?
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>>223602010
>somehow they make it through an entire evening without realising the other is/isn't a wizard
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>>223601938
Wishing/putting death on any person is evil
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>>223602020
They alternate between who's a hunter(?)(scorer) and seeker, maybe even during games
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>>223601783
t. mudblood
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>>223602083
>hunter(?)(scorer)
Chaser.
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>>223602102
Thank you
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So trannies really just took over 4channel
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>>223602148
I'm sure you did in your mind
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>>223602002
Instead of getting Cedric and Dean's seconds. They'd be getting Harry's
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>>223601932
HP would be anything but normal after living with Dursleys and being treated like a piece of shit. Just saying.
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>>223602215
Considering this
It would make sense Harry would get very anti-muggle, being treated like trash by his muggen family and the first real affection, love and home was given to him by one or the most anti-muggle wizarding families
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wtf is bluesky
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>Symbolism of Peacock
>Positive traits: Self-confidence, individuality, pride, and public expression.
>Shadow traits: Vanity, over-attachment to external appearance, or demanding attention.
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Gandalf really banked everything on Harry getting sorted in any other house than Slytherin. Because if he did he basically created the ultimate muggel hater by parking him at his abusive family his entire childhood
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I'm enjoying this ride
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>>223602148
Trannies hate this tho
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>>223602327
qrd on the dumbledore vs dobby thing.
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>>223602327
>besides making up only 7% of the wizarding world, Goblins control all of the banks
-Luna 'Dirlewanger' Lovegood
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>>223602274
Everything Dumbledore did in the books was a calculated decision to turn the boy into a living weapon aimed at the Voldemort, ignorant, isolated and brainwashed to worship the good grandpa.
The first books featured love bombing psy- op,
Sirius was kept in the nightmare prison.
The first book is basically a glownigger recruitment fiction.
>your teenage life sucks but then the MAGIC MAN comes and offers you better life in the real world because you are so special
It's very British, in the same way as what Jimmy Savile was doing was very British.
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>>223602340
Basically, dumbledore could free all the house elves in the kitchen if he wanted to, but he actively chooses not to.
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>>223602323
>Gandalf
You mean Gangbang the Gay?
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Do you think there's gonna be Malfoid doujins at comiket
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>>223602396
Didn't he know Sirius didnt snitch on Potters but Peter did?
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>>223601783
Pipe down Hermione
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>>223602418
100%
A Lot of Comiket artist with 100k+ followers made Malfoid arts the past days
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>>223602438
Thats a little ambiguous iirc. Sirius mentions that it was his idea to make pettigrew secretkeeper instead of himself, but it never is mentioned how involved dumbledore was in that process
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>Harry Potter series close to being released
>get coombrains involved by AI Draquelle spam on the most influential website on the web. Aswel as on Twitter
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>>223602340
DUMBLEDORE, VERY CALMLY:

“HARRY POTTER!

DID YOU ASK MALFOID TO THE DANCE?!

HER FATHER IS SO FUCKING PISSED!

I HAVE NEVER SEEN LUCIUS MALFOY THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!

HE HOOKED DOBBY UP TO A CAR BATTERY AND A PINATA AT THE SAME TIME!

THEN HE USED A TIME SPELL TO TURN SECONDS INTO HOURS!

HARRY, I WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS LOOKING AT.

DOBBY WAS JUST HANGING THERE, GETTING BONKED BY THE PINATA EVERY FEW SECONDS, WHILE LUCIUS WAS STANDING IN THE CORNER SCREAMING ABOUT THE MALFOY FAMILY HONOR.

FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER SAW.

I HAD TO LEAVE THE ROOM BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.

EVEN SNAPE WAS TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.

AND THAT MAN DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING SMILE.

BUT, HARRY…

THIS ISN’T A JOKE.

YOU ASKED DRACAENA MALFOID TO THE DANCE.

YOU HAVE PROVOKED THE MALFOY FAMILY.

YOU HAVE DISTURBED THE PEACE OF HOGWARTS.

YOU HAVE CAUSED LUCIUS MALFOY TO COMMIT WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT WAS.

THE MINISTRY IS PROBABLY GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS.

THE DAILY PROPHET WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS.

THE GOBLINS WILL PROBABLY HEAR ABOUT THIS.

HELL, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF VOLDEMORT HEARS ABOUT THIS.

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION.

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER.

THEREFORE, AS HEADMASTER, I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE DISCIPLINARY ACTION.

I HAVE CAREFULLY CONSIDERED YOUR ACTIONS.

I HAVE CONSULTED THE PROFESSORS.

I HAVE CONSULTED THE PORTRAITS.

I HAVE EVEN CONSULTED THE FUCKING SORTING HAT.

AND AFTER MUCH DELIBERATION…

I HAVE DECIDED THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE…

5000,000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR.

NOW GO TO THE DANCE, HARRY.
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>>223602544
Didn't Albus cast the spell?
Even still, couldn't they give Sirius truth serum and have him admit the bluff thay (literally) blew up in the Potter's face?
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>>223602583
It takes more than a meme template to tell a joke
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>>223602603
Yes and they could give every other defendent truth potion, what's your point?
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>>223602603
Not sure who cast it, but it being dumbledore makes sense. The fact that, for some reason, they dont have everyone take truthserum before a trial is questionable to begin with honestly. No one ever said the series doesnt have plotholes. E.g. timeturners breaking everything
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>>223599493
Troons still totally despise Harry Potter and refuse to touch it
Malfoid art gets reported as hatred on Bluesky
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>>223602578
>Black Snape
>Gender-bent Malfoid
Nobody is going to watch it.
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>>223602811
Yeah, Black Snape could have been funny but turning Malfoy into a dude is gay.
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>>223602811
If they turned Snape into a full on roadman it would be endlessly entertaining
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>>223602811
You do realize Malfoid is not a thing in the show, right? It's literally just fanfiction that hit a nerve.
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>>223602883
That's the joke
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so if malfoid is the tsundere brat who fills the role of ice cold queen who simply is just better than her and doesn't need to prove it?
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>>223602934
She fills both.
Ice queen bully in books 1-3, starts going tsundere in 4 and 5, and in 6-7 she'd completely drop her attitude due to pressure and how dire the situation is.
By the end she'd recover some of her angst and edge, but not enough to be as insufferable as she once was.
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>>223600426
you can't forget that in the later seasons they need to include the Dumbledore and Dobby fights going on in the background
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>>223602811
Im gonna watch until Harry gets sorted in Gryffindor.
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>>223602641
My point is that I messed up gettin invested in the story of a bad writer
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>>223599542
Low IQ. He didn't say black washing was bad, he said it was not daring due to how common it is. Everyone here can respect how that distinction might go over your head.
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>>223599785
Its a perfectly normal post. He told you to lurk and called you shit. How do you envision 4chan actually was a decade ago? I assume you were like 8 years old at the time.



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