>smiles from ear to ear knowing he's going to get some elf pussyThat motherfucker knew exactly what he was doing when accepting the quest to destry the ring. It all led up to this.
>>223598784If you don't think this guy was thinking of elf dick in his hobbit hole...
>>223598867...you're probably not a woman.
It is weird no one ever talks about girls
>>223598929frfr unc be focused on saving middle-earth an sheeeeitIYKYK
>>223598951When me and the boys carrying the ring you know we talking about Rose Cotton's badonkers at some point
>>223598784>I wish I was a funny black twitter person soooo bad
>>223598951This hasn't been funny for at least a year
>>223598912Oh, Anon. My sweet Anon. I love being bros with you, let me kiss your neck. No homo.>>223598929>Only time the hobbits talk about girls is when Sam bemoans he can't seal the deal with RosieFreud, get in here.
>>223598784Oh honey... you really think Frodo was going to "live with the elves", huh
>>223599086He is going to live with elves, and all his favorite food is there and a lot of space to play around