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>Computer, make me a 2 hour movie.
>Sci-fi thriller, femoid apocalypse.
>Lots of gore.
>Add an android identical to prime Natalie Portman (no, not the Star Wars one) and one identical to prime Michelle Trachtenberg
>Put in at least eight sex scenes, minimum 30 minutes total.
>Lots of feet action.
>Oh, and make the villain a tranny.
The future is bright.
What movies are you gonna make?
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>computer, simulate a mid-twentieth century shower room
>Eastern European architecture, metal fixtures, wooden doors
>now, feed the shower taps into a pressurized container of hydrogen cyanide and release enough of the gas into the room to kill 200 women and children

[Error Message] Hydrogen cyanide is air soluble. The conditions described would not allow for sufficient concentrations of the gas to form. Please change the parameters of the enclosure to achieve the desired effect.

>interesting, thank you computer that's all I needed for now
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>>223598839
>Computer, make me a 2 hour movie.
>Put in at least eight sex scenes, minimum 30 minutes total.
Please restate the parameters
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>>223598882
he's indian for wanting sex scenes but you're also indian for not understanding that all eight of the scenes would total 30 minutes of the entire film
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>>223598839
>Computer, spin up the Odyssey by Christopher Nolan
>but make it a Blacksploitation film with an all darky cast
>have Troy be filmed with nothing but whitey extras defending their home
>have Aphrodite show her tits
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>>223598901
no you're the indian for talking about indians
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>>223598962
I'm Indian for replying to you.
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>>223598962
>no u
are you twelve years old?
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>computer give me money
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>>223598882
>>223598901
1) movie has to be 2 hour long.
2) 30 minutes out of 120 should be comprised of sex scenes.

You are half-literate subhumans.
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>>223598971
u mad bro?



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