Wow what shit!Literally shit zoomer horror.Literally worse then FNAF(and FNAF is shit)Literally no direction.And before you jump on me we used to have great horror and even classic fairy tales are brutal as fuck. This was disappointing.So we have a cute character who is le evil umm when you do not play in his retarded show. WOW!Meanwhile if this was a fairy tale level monster he be killing all the kids and eating them behind stage. Not because they misbehaved however because this is literally how he sustains himself>Hey kids come into my magical land!>I am the magic dinosaur!>Lets play together!And then he murders the kid or eats him.Not sure how you incorporate him eating the kids with the horror aspect of them still being around him without major rewrites. Maybe life energy drain, transformation into a these animate dolls that are in their magic land? Maybe he feeds like that. And after he sucks the kid dry he discards them?And cut the crap with the adults being le brainwashed, what be more frightening is that they are kids who survived long enough and their only option is to either be killed or play their role and they are complicit in all of this. And absolutely cut the crap with the good magic objects like make them actually serve him and betray the kids. And under no circumstances make the bad word song hurt him. Like literally an aborted idea of a movie. And saying the bad words song transforms him into a cool godzila LOL WTF!The cutting away parts of his body to fit sounded cool on paper however shit in execution. Also classic fairy tales did it better. If this is a horror then make it like chucky and instead of him trimming his fat ass or fupa or what that is why not make him cut away 40% of his body on the side so 1 arm and 1 leg stay and he crawls to the girl while cursing and saying how he is going to fucken regenerate after this and she is so dead. This be more of a better idea.1/2
we don't need 2/2 dawg
Are the kills good though?
>>223598943Also I think the movie missed an opportunity with the magical outside, I was thinking that he was telling the truth only the truth is that there are other magical buildings in this forest and everyone has their own monster who eats kids like him or something like that. And Diamond City should have been fucked up or another psychotic mascot magic home.They also missed an opportunity with the kids trying to burn his toy form or destroy it only for him to come back fucked up. They should have seriously made him fuck the adult woman on screen regardless how silly it is if a killer snowman movie can make it work so can this shit! Really missed opportunities and the retarded concentration on him needing to sing the song to finish the episode and regenerate was ass. This seriously sounds like someones memories of what they where saying on the playground about an evil version of barney.In the end lots of boring shit like Godzilla here murders the bunny for no fucken reason and it is not even scary or interesting. Very disappointing movie.People who compare this to do not hug me, I am scared are out of their minds! (Because that web show is brilliant!)Why not go full out on the implications or out right say that he gets his magic powers from raping the kids? Lots of people did try that interpretation or extrapolation from classic fairy tale monsters who are after kids. And like on south park this can be explicitly stated.Why not incorporate the idea of drugs mind wipe that they did in the movie to make him get kids to forget that he is raping them for magic?Or stay with implications and other draining only the date rape drugs make them not remember when the credits roll and the show turns to a nightmare?>Don't forget to take your magic candy kids!Fantaghirò 5 with the nameless one AKA pirate captain did better classic fairy tale and horror.Absolutely disappointed. PS: https://youtu.be/hchDNMU9Co8?t=1543Others did it better!
Is it unrelentingly-violent, however? It hasn't been released here in Cuckstralia yet, but I'd like to hope it gets slapped with an R18+ for "horrendously violent murders of children". I might be convinced to watch it then.
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Maybe wait for digital release, no one went to the theater to watch this
>>223598960>Are the kills good though?No they are ASS.I can give you the compilation of all the kills in the movie.There is 1 scene that really sounds cool on paper hover the execution is ass.Where the magic unicorn takes a kid and is .... ???? (I presume stabbing or cutting him however he can walk normally after so ??????) so he takes a knife and is on top of the kid and says>Stop cutting yourself>Stop cutting yourself>Stop cutting yourselfAnd there is blood on the kid.Sounds cool on paper looks ASS.I was expecting this to be some milder version of chucky since that movie managed to make a killer toy look frightening.
>>223598943Horror is a woman’s (children) genre and was never good. Horror is boring and predictable.
>>223599013>It hasn't been released here in Cuckstralia yetLOL pirate the cam version like everyone else.Thank god I pirated it and the retarded writers did not get my money!>>223599039>Maybe wait for digital release, no one went to the theater to watch thisPIRACY!Outside of the CAM having some unintelligible 2 words(it is either MURDERED THEM or Murderer or something like this you get it from context) you get the audience laughter in the ending that you need to realize was not part of the movie.
>>223599064Brother if you are watching cams you have bigger problems
>>223599012>do not hug me, I am scaredWhere are you from? Latvia?>Why not go full out on the implications or out right say that he gets his magic powers from raping the kids? Lots of people did try that interpretation or extrapolation from classic fairy tale monsters who are after kids. And like on south park this can be explicitly stated.>Why not incorporate the idea of drugs mind wipe that they did in the movie to make him get kids to forget that he is raping them for magic?In Latvian fairy tales the monsters take drugs and rape kids?
>>223599013>"horrendously violent murders of children"I can make the compilation if you like.One is literally the power rangers vore frog levels of killing a child. If you think about it this can be a danger to society on a metal level since the vore fetish community can escalate from seeing this.
>>223599080>the monsters take drugs and rape kids?No however the kids did do drugs in the movie. >take drugs and rape kids?I mean do you have a better way to have him be frightening to the kids and them not already be eaten and having a moment to realize that this show is a facade and fucked up?>and rape kids?I give you Fantaghirò 5 for reference the monster there is some guy who tells the kids how he is going to eat them and wants to eat them. The entire movie is about eating. And that is a children's move!>and rape kids?south park literally has the episode where it is established that the secret to immortality is raping kids. https://southpark.wiki.gg/wiki/Super_Adventure_Club>Latvian Hansel and Gretel theme of eating children.>Where are you from?Europe.
>>223599074>Brother if you are watching cams you have bigger problemsWhy? The quality is almost perfect to the original and all the kills are cheep fake gore on the level of some amateur web shit. You are literally getting a improved version since I can swear that the intention of some scenes was to turn into the 3:4 90s TV resolution and colors. >>223598960Have a look the most gory scene in the movie! Are you spooked?
>>223598960>>223599267The rest of this sequence if you want to call the seconds of red paint gore.
>>223599267>>223598960Ah lest go why notKill of the adult nurse.
>>223598960Kill of the muppet train. Is that even gore? He spits something.PS From here >>223599360 it is in chronological order.
>>223598943zoomers don't even know what this movie's parodying
>>223599416They where trained on FNAF and that toy factory play time game. They can estrapolate.
what the fuck does this movie have to do with fairy tales you retard
>>223598960>>223599406The "Stop cutting yourself scene" [GORE LOL] I cut out the irrelevant middle part. PS: This is all from the CAM version (scaled down for file size). Still think the ultra HD release will make any of this better?
>>223598943This is the most Millennial concept for a horror movie possible you fucking idiot
>>223599454>what the fuck does this movie have to do with fairy tales you retardBecause in fairy tales lots of children get murdered/eaten by evil and fucked up monsters??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehcJeNbFBw>what the fuckFor contrast that it is inferior to what was before even before movies?
>>223599480Buddy isn't supposed to be related to or making fun of fairy tales you stupid dipshit, it's a parody of a very specific existing property. The main actor is even imitating the character's voice. And that property doesn't have anything to do with fairy tales either. You've made a pointless and worthless argument based on a fundamentally moronic premise
>>223599528>Buddy isn't supposed to be related to or making fun of fairy tales ????>property???? property??? HUH?I was expecting a fucked up movie where kids get gored or worse by some le happy legally distinct dinosaur. It was a letdown. I was thinking people think I am fucked in the head for saying that I expected fucked up gore and child killings in it so here are the example of what was before in children's movies. >fairy tales either. This movie has the le child luring magic creature kill children. Fairy tales have magical child luring creatures who kill them. Your point is invalid. > You've made a pointless and worthless argument based on a fundamentally moronic premiseI expected to see horror for adults like Child's Play, that has the killer toy Chucky in it that is actually frightening not stupid.
>>223599528>making funHUH? Is parody the only cope you can come up with?
>>223599580it's a movie about television you ridiculous dumbass, from the same guy as Too Many Cooks and The Scooby-Doo Projectit's specifically about fucking TV and your stupid ass can't get over fairy tales because you autistically think it's supposed to be what you assumed it was going to be instead of what it actually isfucking DIPSHIT
>>223599600>it's specifically about fucking TVWhat cope. Is on the same level like saying child's play is about TVs(the doll was on TV) or it is about corporate america and corporations(the corporation rebuild the killer toy after all).>IT IS ABOUTCan not stand on its own, did not like it!
>>223598960>>223599455The kid sets the unicorn on fire.Part 1.Gore I presume.
I like Michael Shannon and he's in this so I'll watch it.
there is literallyliterallynothing illegal about sexually assaulting nurse milioti
>>223599643>>223598960The unicorn after getting burned. Looks cute like a cute version of half face Chucky. Then the unicorn stabs the mailman adult for no fucken reason whatsoever.1 Adult killed, Some red paint come out of him.PS: You can also see the black kid who got cut limping away if you look close enough.THIS IS YOUR VIOLENCE ON CHILDREN 4CHAN!
>>223598960>>223599689Limping black kid with red paint on him + dead mailman.
>>223598960>>223599722So the unicorn has this cartoonish literally power rangers monster charge and gets stuck in a tree. I cut out the kids escaping while he is stuck. This leads to the kid getting killed. In part 2.
>>223599803>>223598960>>223599013>"horrendously violent murders of children".And the le infamous children gets killed.Yes this is all. He gets charged by a literally power rangers monster and stabbed in the chest. Then he dances with the corpse for his magic. I removed nothing.1 child killed.
>>223599888>>223598960Adult gets sucked into the TV. No kill no gore.Did they blow their budget on this special effect?
>>223599924>>223598960Nurse and burned up unicorn, this leads to something.Part 1
>>223599974>>223598960Part 2.He wants hug and then sexes her up, I presume? He licks her and grabs her ass.Literally nothing more comes from this.I like how cute he loos with his, Styrofoam Skeleton! despite being le burned getting hugged is not hurting him or anything even if she squishes his exposed bones LOL.
>>223599528he's an admitted european, of course he's fucking retarded
>>223600038>>223598960Girl takes drugs and has a vision of the kid who got killed.
>>223600088>>223598960Old guy gets axe to the head.1 adult dead.
>>223600116>>223598960What a foul mouth version of the song does to him.
>>223600218>>223598960He gets stabbed in the eye. So gore.
>>223598943It is great, you Eurofreak>>223599039>no one went to the theater to watch this>one of the biggest box office successes of the year>currently in a second run as a Sing-Along version
>>223600243>>223598960Another mailman dies. Goofy.1 Adult dead.
>>223600333>>223598960Bunny gets killed, I posted it before however here you go the correct aspect ration now.
Movie looks like shit
>>223598943this thread is an abomination.
>>223600399>Movie looks like shitI am currently posting all scenes of interest including the kills and gore. This is all you get in the movie.
>>223600386>>2235989601 adult dead slashed to death.
>>223600442>>223598960So this is a little WTF moment the kid runs up to the mosnter and hugs him because he loves him.This trasnforms him back into the flush version however....Dd the kid die? It implies that however this never happened before when he hugged to regenerate, you can theory craft why this happened however I presume that he is dead from ????? draining????1 child dead.PS: Literally looks like he got sleepy and got a nose bleed. >>223599013See above.
Can zoomers do an actual slasher? Where's all my Italian zoomers?
>>223600484>>223598960This needs a little explanation presumably his ass is to fat to go down so he takes a knife and cuts away his fat ass.gore.
>>223600550>>223598960I presume she is dead.>>223599013See above.
Problem with movies like these based around “a fake media artifact” is that you can’t suspend disbelief enough to pretend the fake media would ever pass as acceptable children’s entertainment, even goes for now when kids’ shows are slop. The fake media in the movie instead feels like it was made by a middle aged horror nerd
>>223600575>>223598960And the literal power rangers vore scene.See >>2235991281 child dead>>223599013See above.
>>223600613>>223598960You can still see that he has his ass/fupa cut away here.
>>223600656>>223598960Part 1 of him getting impaled.If you do not have the cam version you will not know that the end of this clip is the only time the audience laughed in this movie.
>>223600711>>223598960Part 2 of him being dead. and girl in blood.
>>223600738>>223598960And finished.This is literally all the interesting and gore/ death related scenes in this movie.
These gore scenes are so fucking funny. He just becomes Godzilla for a bit? Awesome.
>>223600965>He just becomes Godzilla for a bit?That is his true/evil for or something and yes it looks like Godzilla.> are so fucking funny.Na more bland. And if you watched the CAM version you know no one was laughing untill this scene only >>223600711
>>223601039Yea it looks bland but out of context of a 1 and a half hour shlock fest these gore scenes look funny. What the hell is CAM?
>>223599128Well Saban did work on this movie, also Buddy's transformation looks like a tokusatsu villain.
>>223601096>What the hell is CAM?Lurk 2 years before posting.
>>223601096>What the hell is CAM?Basically a pirated version where the one making it pointed their camera to the screen and recorded it.Some look extra ass, this one is basically identical to a real rip.The CAM version has the audience laughing or sometimes walking across the screen or making noise. Thanks to this I know that the audience only laughed in this moment of the movie.
>>223601519>also Buddy's transformation looks like a tokusatsu villain.Yea LOL. more power rangers and not your average horror. For contrast see: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqk6_DbIybQ> Buddy's transformation looks like a tokusatsu villain.I did ask people if they think he looks cool as fuck because I call this form cool Godzilla.
>>223600751>endso what happened to Bobby and Benny?
>>223601519See how it looks in the movie >>223600613 Literally power rangers vore death.
>>223602054That is sequel bait.
Funny enough, this was made by the same guy who made Too Many Cooks
