>BBC Children's and Education has unveiled a first look at Doctor Who: TARDIS Crew, a brand-new animated preschool series that introduces younger audiences to the wonder, adventure and endless possibilities of the Whoniverse.>Created for CBeebies viewers, the series follows the Doctor, a young Time Lord, and his friends Hannah, Beastie and Toast-IE as they embark on extraordinary adventures through time and space. Travelling aboard the iconic TARDIS, they encounter incredible creatures, discover amazing new worlds and come face-to-face with legendary Doctor Who foes, including the Daleks.Are you excited /who/?
>they actually did the Doctor as a kidffs. There are better ways to do thisMay as well be generated by AI (and probably is) for how little thought seems to have gone into it.
>>223599938>>they actually did the Doctor as a kid Is that supposed to be young William Hartnell then? Hopefully theres an episode where he bashes a caveman's skull in
>>223599898Hey It's rickity rick
>>223599959presumably completely non-canon.It had better be, anyway.The Doctor shouldn't even have that Tardis before Hartnell, but it wouldn't be the first time they made that mistake.
>>223599898>brown character with Goku's Super Saiyan Blue hairstyleIf you see a black or brown characters in British media, that's a bad sign.
>the Doctor (voiced by David Tennant probably, cause you can't keep the fucker away) travels around with a bunch of kids>the Doctor has mysteriously vanished and a bunch of kids stumble into the Tardis, learning to pilot the machine aided by the help of the emergency hologram (voiced by David Tennant, cause you can't keep the fucker away)Both immediately better premises for a kid focused DW show.
Toast-IE gang report in!
>>223600005>"oh crumbs"Love that little guy
>>223600003No reason they didn’t do either of these BESIDES propaganda. The second, having them guided by the EH is the perfect vehicle to have different Doctors return and do the voices similar to Big Finish eps but BBC is nothing but saars and chudettes now that despise money and only use the show as a vehicle for politics (ever more than usual)
>Toast-IEMy god, not even K9 survived
>>223600096yeah, it'd be fun to have the hologram phase between different Doctors, and it would also create some intrigue in the audience that might drive them to watch the real show. Legacy fans would probably show up to see former Doctors voicing the character again, even if it is for little kids.That's what they should be doing. Goes to show how little thought went into this.
>>223600151I wouldnt be surprised if they wanted to avoid the concept of regeneration/death for the toddler show. I do think they've missed an opportunity tho and have just gone for the laziest option
>>223600172Regen was already a way to avoid death on a kids show anon, they absolute did it to avoid having a white Doctor on screen
>>223600208realistically, yeahsaying that, they could just use Gatwa's Doctor. He doesn't have to voice it.
>>223600223Alternately, let Richard Ayoade be the Doctor. that would actually be good for a kids' cartoon.
>>223599898>"Beastie is dead. Don't you get it Toast-IE?! She's been turned into a Cyberman now and there's nothing we can do"
>"You little tanks are so funny.... what do you mean I'm racially impure and need to be exterminated?"
>>223600003NuWho got weirdly sexual in its later years so having the entire cast be children might be a way of reassuring parents extra-hard that this is, in fact, an age-appropriate children's show.
>>223599898Who's the talking grape on the far left?
>>223599992Agreed. They'll never surrender the Doctor back to the White man ever again guarenteed. Not as long as BBC gets paid by license fees from people who dare own a television.
>>223600536The outline for the tender process had the classic "at least 25% of the cast and production must be diverse" in it. So its gonna be the same shit if the show returns in a few years
>>223599898why are they potatoheads
>>223599938Didn't RTD literally veto a "Young Doctor Who" spin-off during his first showrunner time too?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaKWABOTD
>>223599898The worst thing about this is Tardis Wiki is going to consider this canon and have this blue haired AI slop Doctor as canon as all the other incarnations
>>223599898why'd they make him look like rick sanchez
I see why they had the deadline to tender right before this announcement.
>>223600878He did. He was like "fuck that, we're making Sarah Jane Adventures instead"
>>223600892They'll treat this as canon but not Faction Paradox?
>>223601001they do treat faction paradox as canonquite infamously in fact, a lot of the editors write for FP spin-offs to get their own work on the wiki
>>223599898Haven't watched any doctor who since capaldi's era, glad I stopped when I did.
desu, it's dead in the water. Little boys aren't going to watch a show about a boy who wears pink trousers.
I keep seeing subhumans on xitter be like “erm if you’re complaining just remember you aren’t the target audience chud” and it’s like. Nigga it being for little kids doesn’t absolve it from criticism nor does it mean fans have to like it. Also don’t act like you don’t already know a fuckton of adults are going to watch it regardless. Oh no not with their kids. *by themselves*
>>223601489Personally I just think it's weird to have a baby show with cyborg nazis prominently in it.
I only liked Doctor Who when it was this, and everything this century is made by faggots.
>>223601562Nuwho > classic who
>>223601529Doctor Who when it kicked off was a baby show with cyborg nazis in it. Worst case scenario, the Daleks will be a generic "We're great, and everyone else sucks" alien empire whose rhetoric won't directly parallel the Nazis' beyond that sentiment.
>>223601489I expect most of the audience will be wiki writers Same for those Candy Jar Lucy Wilson books, I refuse to believe any children are sincerely reading them out of choice
>>223601630If you're gay or trans sure
>>223599898You can already tell they want Daleks to be Minions
>>223600003Option 2 sounds a lot like Star Trek Prodigy, which flopped hard enough it was the first Trek to be kicked off Paramount+ even though it sounds like it was the least shitty Kurtzman Trek. Idk, I gave up after STD S2
>>223601562Genuinely how the fuck did Who become infested with homos?
>>223601820Because it's conceptually a low-T show about pacifism.
>>223601893No, the pacifism was introduced by said homos.
>>223599898Terry Nation smiles from beyond the veil, happily knowing Russell killed the main show so bad that the Minionfication of Daleks had to strike again, allowing for a new age of Dalekmania.
>>223601893>pacifismhttps://youtu.be/lzmnPs64K74?is=vEQOUkrWeGTIoojX
Same universe btw
>>223601928So that scene you posted actually ended with him shooting and killing the villain due to his obvious moral high ground, right?>>223602043Love seeing Whofags post the same video over and over again so they can pretend this is what the show's about.
>>223602063Yeah, but Torchwood was always pretty trite.People only remember Children of Earth favourably because it was on night after night. Dr Who never did a television event like that before.
>>223600950Snakedance?
>>223602072Doctor regularly kills hundreds of people/aliens.
>>223602008>implying any kids will actually watch this
Greenis!
>>223602132They're aiming for the 3 year old audience. Doesn't matter if the kids want it or not, they're targeting kids who's parents let channels like Cbeebies and Netflix babysit their toddler
>>223599898Nigga this is worse than the Bakugan reboot
>>223602157Yes and no parents put Cbeebies on for their kids anymoreIt's always YouTube stuff like Miss Rachel
>>223602174Prove it.
In this show he's still using the Greenis! GREENIS NEVER DIES.
Why didn't the Daleks deploy these units in the Time War? Having arms on either side could've won them the battle.
ANDIES FOREVERANDIESA N D I E S
rick and morty?
>>223602229Not useful.
>>223602245Yes
>>223599965>>223600906>>223602245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjTxBtmoBU
>>223602332That is a very funny video! Thanks for posting.
>calarts>blue hair>the daleksyou can't get more pozzed than this. bad enough what they did with ducktales
greenis. greebus.
greechubs. greenubs.
Is Tom Baker still alive?
>>223602174In America parents don’t even put on Ms. Rachel. They go straight to Minecraft Let’s Plays or AI pregnant KPDH shorts.
>>223601489They always miss the nuance that I know it's for kids, but I want them to try harder and make a better show for kids, because I want kids to be introduced to the franchise properly. I don't want them to think it's corny and gay and then never really get into it.And, I mean, it is corny and gay now, but it shouldn't be, and they should try harder with the main show too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b73VH9mqme8
>>223602332Thought this was gonna be the Death Battle video
>>223600892The Tardis wiki was long ago ruined by all the Big Finish and extended universe slop. This is just another day in the office.
>>223602557Like, if the Nelvana DW show came out today I'd say "cool" and probably not watch it, but I'd be happy that the kids had something
>>223601633It was a children's show; and back then the collective IQ of white British children was higher than most adults now.
>>223601893The doctor has commited multiple genocides.
>>223601820they snuck in because the main character is an "eccentric" who never really has sex with women, and no one got in fast enough to tell them this aint about them (it's about autistic people, actually)
When retards think that nuwho wasn't always gay shit, it only "became" that way
>>223602537Haha classic.
>>223602800It absolutely was, but they were smart enough to kind of balance it out until at least Jody, and then it was just all gay, all the time.Rainbow flag gay. Straight up men dancing in gay clubs and calling people "babes" gay.The token gay character in series 1 simply alludes to the fact that he swings both ways. That's it.
>>223602628Prove it.
>>223602797It isn't ABOUT them or anyone, it's about an alien for god's sake. Please don't respond with an obvious point for me to refute.
>>223599959Hartnell is no longer the first doctor The doctor was a god who was a black little girl
>>223602522No ;(
>>223602854No, it's about autistic people. He's literally me.
>>223599898WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
>>223602878He isn't literally you, and as an autistic person I'm ashamed you would make such an illogical mistake.
>>223602940LITERALLYMEI am afraid....
>>223602800Well yes, but a tranny presenting Totally Doctor Who and interviewing cast members would have been inconceivable back in 2006But that's exactly what you get when you look at the official Doctor Who YouTube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86a0k7bTxYA
>>223601893>>223602072TRVKEDr. Who was always for fags
>>223602965Don't be afraid.He can't literally be you. For starters, he takes the form of many people, some of which are not male. You can't be any of them. He is also fictional, so even if he regenerated into you, it wouldn't happen in the same reality in which I am talking to you. You are also wrong to suggest the programme's subject.
Another classic thread.
>>223602829Jack wasn't gay though.
>>223603147was
>>223602829Also Jack was presented as a funny degenerate, he wasn't meant to be seen as someone with normal behavior
>>223599898>Star Trek gets a kids show and a toddler show>DW gets thiswho keeps greenlighting this shit
>>223603204Lower Decks was for everyone.
>>223603204>Alright we just had a successful two decades of pandering to gen X and millennial nostalgia. What do we have on the table to milk zoomers nostalgia?>Uh, boss. Zoomers have no nostalgia for any of our IPs, we were too busy making stuff for gen-x to get them in early.>Fuck! Quick deploy the shit we did for muppets babies, we gotta get Gen Alpha in here!>Boss, Gen Alpha are already in there teens..>FUCK. APPEAL TO BETA, QUICK
I need a massive shit
>>223603249I forgot about LD. Two kids shows and a toddler show.
MORTY, I TURNED MYSELF INTO A BROWN KID!I'M BROWN KID RICK!
neegris
>>223599898This looks like it dribbled out of someone's anus
>>223603409tiny Rick is so funny haha
>>223599898Which dimension's Rick is this?
CS Lewis remains prescient on crap like this.>Where the children’s story is simply the right form for what the author has to say, then of course readers who want to hear that, will read the story or re-read it, at any age… I am almost inclined to set it up as a canon that a children’s story which is enjoyed only by children is a bad children’s story. The good ones last. A waltz which you can like only when you are waltzing is a bad waltz.
>>223603016all me
>>223602838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS8xX3usi4c
yeah yeah we get it, looks like Rick from Rick and Mortyhilarious
>>223603500Wrong.
Star Trek Scouts crossover when?
>>223602114>Doctor regularly kills hundreds of people/aliensEven in NuWho he killed a fuckton of dudes. Why are we pretending he's a pacifist?
>>223599898I AM EXCITE
>>223603249It was for trannies and queers
>>223603503So? A very biased view from the BBC. If anything they know more today.
>>223603204it's how brands work in the modern day. You're supposed to offer something for every age group, to maintain engagement with the brand throughout life.You can't just have Star Trek be Star Trek anymore. Star Trek has to be like ten different shows, all for a slightly different demographic.
>>223603529He wants to be good, but more often than he'd like, he has to allow bad things to happen for the better of us all. No wonder he let the Holocaust happen.
>>223599898Pretty damn ugly
>>223603529there's this strange phenomenon of people who praise DW to the high heavens because "he's a non-violent character who solves everything with his brains and compassion", who have seemingly never seen the show (where he once instructed a man to throw vinegar at an alien so it would explode, and where he once watched gleefully as a man fruitlessly tried to run away from a missile that had locked on to his space ship).It's very strange honestly. I don't know what it is about DW that pulls these people in.
>>223603600What's the second example? Dinosaurs on a Spaceship? That's not quite what happened if so.
>>223599898>>BBC Children's and Education
>>223603646Yephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrSZB_e7sxoGreatest pacifistic hero of all time.He straight up executed that guy.
>>223603722He was Jewish. Yet again.
>>223603967bot
>>223603600Post Time War Doctors would constantly brag about how many people they killed offscreen to intimidate whatever villain was bothering them that week.
>>223599898Who is this asshole?
>>223604345Davros
>>223604104You're becoming self-aware?
greebus
>>223604345>the master as a purple troon
>>223602557Seriously why do people pull the ITS FOR KIDS card? Yeah, as a kid I'd wanted better quality than this shit. Plus in about ten years I'm going to have to start interacting with these people in real life and I don't want them to be total slop eating retards either
>>223604868AI is awesome, don't be a luddite.
>>223604915Are you an AI? I didn't say a fucking thing about it retard.
>>223604949Mentioned slop so I took the initiative. You're the retard.
>>223605011fuck! You win.
>>223599898I just came here to sayROTFLMAOThat's it, send my condolences to /who/ once again.
>>223599898Aww jeez Rick, you turned yourself into a children's cartoon!
>>223599898That's fucking Engie Benjy dude
>>223605906rumbled
I want to see their kid-friendly interpretation of the Thal-Kaled War.
This is ceebeebies so it's aimed at literal infants (and not teens-to-stunted-adults) , no one needs to worry about canon or anything. The Daleks having actual unpainted pungers as weapons is kinda funny.
>>223599898>Doctor Creatura vs. Gigachad Baby KirkStar Trek wins again.
>>223606300Why would they make Doctor Who for infants?
>>223606473It's already a family show and has had kid spin offs before.
>>223606473>>223606735If it stops them trying to aim the main show at infants why the fuck nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdzThMp5lso
>>223605011Slop was a word long before AI was even that big you underage faggot.
>>223606336Somehow the Star Trek one is even more DEI-riffic with the black girl and the amputee
>>223599898Quintessentially British character design.
toddlers just enjoy moving shapes. at least The Sarah Jane Adventures and that weird K-9 series had older kids doing little monster-of-the-week missions, more like a Dark Season or Goosebumps type thing.yeah we're talking about a kids' show, but why DOUBLE de-age it? just bring back Clangers.
>>223606894>>223606994>>>/co/155767138Obsessed poltard
>>223607144Clangers is still around.
>>223606807It's okay, you lost. It happens now and then to losers. That's why we call them that.
>I stopped watching when Matt Smith came on/when Peter Capaldi came onWhy is this always common among boardies? What did they feel the show lost? It was way better than the gay David Tennant shit.
Someone should tell the B.B.C that TARDIS is an offensive word because it sounds like tard...re-tard..hello?!
>>223607838Normies really fucking liked David Tennant's Doctor, and took it as an affront when the show dared to not be about David Tennant anymore.I feel like Tennant's Doctor kind of appeals to people who don't like Doctor Who at all. I mean, he's barely eccentric, and only ever really resembled a cool guy from the 00's. There was nothing anachronistic or off-beat about his style at all. Then Matt Smith comes along wearing tweed and a bow-tie and half of the David Tennant audience is just out of the door immediately. It's really dumb, but they're fake fans. What can you say?
>>223606300Right but this is a fandom whose main wiki considers shit like this canonhttps://tardis.wiki/Billy's_Birthday!_(comic_story)
>>223607943For me it was roughly after Eccleston. Hearing how fucked over he was by the production team and the BBC only reinforced that I made the right choice
>>223607943And no one can fucking let him go. It's been 16 years since he had the role. They even brought him back for a pity "here's to the normies who quit watching in 2009" run 3 years ago and it was awful.David Tennant ruined Doctor Who.
https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/9/11i love the tardis wiki so much
>>223608204>using the fandom wiki
>>223608179The Giggle is kino though.
>>223608518https://tardis.wiki/wiki/9_11oopsie doodle
https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Hentai>Thus far, every story that mentions Hentai in the Doctor Who universe has been written by Dave Stone.
>>223608179The Tennant era of Doctor Who is like the Breath of the Wild era of Zelda. It brought in a bunch of people who otherwise wouldn’t have been fans.
of fucking course the wiki page for sex has gay porn on it
>>223608204>>223608584>>223608601https://tardis.wiki/wiki/Theory:Unusual_articles
>>223607943He sure is anachronistic in all kinds of ways. Kind of strange at least, clothes, mannerisms. But you're too stupid to realise that.
>>223608961He's Jarvis Cocker.
>>223608642It's not though, really, is it? Other than that one single point.
>>223599898Is this young Hartnell? I guess he was in black and white so there’s nothing saying he didn’t have blue hair and that skin-tone aside from Hurndall and Bradley’s versions. But then he wouldn’t have the Tardis as a police box since he stole it as an old man! (By human standards) And he wouldn’t know the Daleks or have a sonic. I guess it could be one of the Timeless Child versions since we now know the Fugitive Doctor escaped Gallifrey at 9 and was raised in Jamaica! So this could be after her but before the Morbius Doctors and Hartnell. It doesn’t make sense for the doctor to regenerate into a child again. Why not just make him an old man and have the kids be the companions like his other grandchildren John and Gillian Who
>>223609134Autism.
>>223608961homo
>>223600003If they were going that route, they should have had Colin Baker in the new 6th Doctor Adventures. Or Paul McGann as the 8th.
>>223610080sapien
>>223606336They cancelled prodigy for this
>>223599898>the series follows the Doctor, a young Time Lord, and his friendsHow many episodes till the BBC has him gender bending into the opposite sex?
>>223600970I miss when RTD made smart decisions
>>223607838I was already feeling off about it for a while, then there was an episode where he fought Robin Hood with a spoon and I thought yeah fuck this. Later I read that they brought back Galifrey which only confirmed my decision. A shame since I really liked Clara.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCo_O1xBvZI
This was once a great show. Sad to see its stock fall so catastrophically low.
>>223601489>it's a show for kids, so it's MEANT to be retarded insulting shit that nobody would ever want to watch (especially kids)!Always seemed like a weird argument, especially when it comes out and the main audience turns out to be people exactly like this and not kids at all.
>>223599898This does not seem like a wise use of the IP.
>>223611689IP? What does that mean?
don't reply to it
>>223606937There was a black woman, a Russian, and a Jap in Star Trek, a blind black man in The Next Generation, a woman captain in Voyager and a black captain in Deep Space Nine. Also inter-species relationships going as far back as Leonard Nemoy’s half human half Vulcan Spock. Then there was Worf with the Bajoran. The intellectual property was diverse and quite liberal at its inception. You’re a few decades late to start complaining about it.
Doctor Who died when Peter Capaldi got the black companion and they made a point to mention in the dialogue how diverse London was when they walked out of the TARDIS in the early nineteenth century. Eccleston was great. I started watching during Matt Smith’s run. I’m working my way through Tenant now. Found Eccleston through Capaldi on DVD for cheap recently. They knew not to include Jodie Whittaker in the box set lol.
>>223612154
>>223612271Here’s your one (you) you fuckin’ nigger.
>>223612264Bingo
>>223599898Hey i've seen thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucoTDhIcmGY
>>223599898>Here's your new Doctor bro
>>223612485You're literally the 15th anon ITT to make this joke.
>>223612521Think they'll have him die and regenerate in the show?
>>223599898Lmao desperate
>>223612521
>>223612264>They knew not to include Jodie Whittaker in the box set lolI'm reminded of how you could find Ghostbusters "collection" boxes that only included the original two and the newer two, but skipped over 2016 for /some reason/.
>>223612154>JapYeah... you probably shouldn't use that word if you're gonna be larping as a lefty retard.
>>223612264Series 10 is good though.
>>223612751If you are gay, yes
