How did three 17th century witches know all the lyrics to a song created in 1956 and also how to perform it?
>>223599954magic....they're fucking witches you retarded redditfag
Magic.
>>223599954Music originates from the devil, and the devil is timeless, duh.
>>223599993This is the canon answer
how did sarah jessica parker look like a goddess sex minx for one movie and then never again
>>223599975fpbp
>>223600037this. watching this movie as a kid was one of my first "girls make me feel funny" moments
>>223600037Blond hair, blue eyes, pale skin, corset to push out her boobs, and being skinny.That's literally all it takes.
>>223600051Also, the thick makeup and her hair make the shape of her face and nose harder to tell.
>>223599954We're they in comas for hundreds of years?
>>223599954The only time horseface looked fuckable
>>223599954They wrote the original song but copyright laws didnt exist back then. So some time later a young Jalacy Hawkins stumbled upon their coven and found their music book and stole all of his songs from them.
>>223600047I can pinpoint when this happened to mebecause I know I watched THHGTTG in 1981 and felt no such stirrings re Trillionbut by 1984 I was rock hard for Phoebe Cates in Gremlins.
Controversial opinion but SJP in the 90s was hot. Not just in this movie. She was hot in Mars Attacks and also in that movie with Bruce Willis.
>>223600037i was actually wondering this the other day. how’d she look in mars attacks?
>>223600356Like a dog.
>>223600353i disagree but i thought she was cute in flight of the navigator when i was little
>>223600037She was pretty hot in L.A. story and Flight of the Navigator too. The trick is bring young and acting like a dizzy horny bimbo.
>>223600371>i thought she was cute in flight of the navigator when i was littleSo did I, but I recently rewatched it, and she was not.
>n-n-NOOO dont suck my soul out through my penis! anything but that!
>>223599954Had a crush on Sarah Jessica Parker, but only when she looked like that.
>>223599954All they needed was a good man
>they don't know about; asphalt, buses, candy, costumes, television, car headlights, sprinklers, stereos, or dogs>but they do know enough to make jokes about driver's permits and that people from Hollywood say "dude"I hope someone was fired for this blunder
>>223600037The thing eyeliner and dark lipstick hide the worst parts of her features (except her nose, which can't be hidden), and accentuate the better parts of those features.Her sunken eyes are hidden by the eyeliner, while also highlighting the color with the dark, thick border. The dark, thick lipstick makes her thin lips look fuller and more sensual. While also drawing attention away from her strong jaw and cheekbones. Having her hair down also hides just how big her face is. It's honestly the same tricks actual goth girls from the 80s and 90s used to use to turn a 4 into a 7. Of course, these days you zoomers are spoiled by all the only fan thots who use a goth aesthetic without actually being goth.
>>223600369Heh
