In your humble opinion, what are some of the coolest depictions? Not the best or most accurate depictions, simply the most kino. And it doesn't matter if the movie/show sucked ass if the Angels looked cool thats all that matter. And in the spirit of spooky season lets try to keep it to horror movies. So that means Michael starring John Travolta does NOT count. An argument can be made for Constantine.
>>2236003162ez
>>223600316I've never seen it, but there's a kino shot in Angels In America.
>>223600316biblically accurate or historically accurate?
>>223600316There is nothing cool about Jewish(and by extension christcuck) plagiarisation of much older cultures and religions. Majority of the shit Christcucks believe isn't even in the Bible. But invented by popes and pastors, like some Marvel-tier capeshit.
>>223600345pls mark nude ramiel as nsfw
>>223600316
>>223600390Most angels described in the Bible just looked like ordinary men
>>223600316constantine gabriel is cutest angel
My uncle was a Vietnam veteran with PTSD. Went on an ayahuasca trip and said he saw a throne. Never heard or knew what a throne was.
>>223600554>What does God need with a throne?
>>223600419>like some Marvel-tier capeshit.Religion is capeshit for even dumber people than Marvel drones
>>223600316Dogma, for all its flaws, had a decent version of angels. The wings were pretty sweet and the idea that they were swooping down, picking up randoms, and dropping them to their death is quite horrifying
>>223600554how the fuck do you not know what a throne is?
>>223600659This was years ago and he was a 60 year old man who didn't have a computer.
>>223600709did he also not have a tv?
>>223600723Or a book
>>223600316>angelThat's just DC's Hawkman
>>223600349look like demons to me
>>223600316this movie was so ass dude. too bad because it sounded cool
>>223600470Great pick>>223600510Horribly boring movie.
>>223600723Thrones didn't come into public view until years ago. That's where the "biblically accurate" meme comes from.For a 60 year old man who only reads car and titty magazines and would otherwise sit in his backyard and drink, yes, it's totally possible he doesn't know what a throne is.
>>223601032>>Thrones didn't come into public view until years ago. That's where the "biblically accurate" meme comes from.>>For a 60 year old man who only reads car and titty magazines and would otherwise sit in his backyard and drink, yes, it's totally possible he doesn't know what a throne is.Is this really how stupid people are in America? It's a bit unbelievable.
>>223600345>nu-evangelion
>>223600316Did people hate Dogma?
>>223601032its a fucking chair dude what are you babbling about
>>223601063What?
>>223601063he's talking about a type of angel called throne, not a monarchs chair.
>>223600863>Horribly boring movie.But enough about your biopic
>>223601149Do the other angel types sit on them?
>>223600316I know this movie had a sequel tv show because I watched it, but I don't remember a single thing about it.
>>223601416>>223600510Opened the thread for thisWhat a scene
>>223601149>>223601476Thrones are not angels, they are different beings. The Bible has many different celestial entities.Angels are malakhim (messengers), thrones are ophanim (wheels).
>>223601056It seems to be the least liked of Kevin Smith's movies. But it's my favorite but I also hate Kevin Smith so maybe that says something.
>>223601098Son of Perdition!Little Horn!Most Unclean!
>>223600477They're just innocent men.
>>223601032This has to be bullshit. Theres a million children's stories of knights and kings and castles. Unless he grew up in a closed society that didnt allow "book learnin" theres no way he never heard of a fuckin throne
>>223601559Oh. Well thats gay
>>223601620that movie was great fun
>>223601733>>223601063>>223601049>>223600659Wait, are you guys confused as to what kind of throne he's talking about? Was his attached image not a clue that he wasn't referring to a chair?Fucking ESL third worlders on this site.
>>223601866i dont even remember ezekiel being about a throne, i remember the cool trippy imagery but i dont remember the context being that at all
>>223600577>Why don't you just ask him, Gabriel?>He doesn't talk to me anymore:(
>>223601866He mentioned an ayahuasca trip and ptsd. I thought he just threw in some random manga bullshit picrel for that. The fact that he continued to talk about his uncle not having tv and all that led me to believe he was talking about the chair lol. Most of us dont venture over to /x/ so how the fuck are we supposed to know all the races of angels? How many of em are named after types of chairs?
>>223600577Old Walken kinos were the best. I dont mind that he ventured into more comedic roles but I prefer when he took himself more seriously.
>>223600848same/diff
>>223600510Great stuff.
>>223600316unless its biblically accurate angles, most depictions are fake and gay
>>223601987For you :)
>>223601663Like up to when it released? It's not a great movie, but it's watchable for a Kevin Smith movie. I find in hard to believe that there isn't at least a handful of movies he's done after that that aren't at least a cut below Dogma in quality.
>>223601098fpbp
>>223601977same energy
>>223601557It really captured a bit of magic
>>223602062>>223601557I honestly feel like the people who made A Dark Song would deliver a tonally perfect Constantine. Keanu’s movie is a lot of fun, but let’s face it - it ain’t Constantine. >Sophia Howard: And would you do black magic?>Joseph Solomon: [smiling] There's no point in goin' to the fairground if you don't go on any of the rides!>Sophia Howard: Have you *seen* much?>Joseph Solomon: H-hoo. I've seen things. I've seen gods. Demons. I let gods rain silver on me. And the dead and the damned - Most of us are damned you know?>Sophia Howard: Have you seen anything that *scared* you?>Joseph Solomon: It all scares
>>223600316>The Prophecyand even the sequelbest depictionangles are assholes
>>223600848That's funny, I'd have guessed explorers in the further regions of experience. To each his own.
>>223600848>fallen angels
>>223602248I thought they were going to lob the angel into the nuclear reactor
>>223600577>you know that dent in your upper lip?>that's where I put my finger when you were a baby and said...shush!absolute kinography
>>223600510>>223601416Came here to post this, but I guess this board does have some taste left in it
>>223600316everyone forgets what demons actually are
>>223602463>Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers every night. And then you'd jump in your bed, so afraid I was under there. *And I was!*
>>223602535Still one of the best on screen versions of Satan. Creepy, frightening and pathetic. Perfect
>>223601168this
>>223600848>look like demons to me"Demons to some--to others, angels."
>>223602576I loved how he called out Gabriel on his bullshit.>Your war is arrogance, Gabriel. That makes it evil. And that’s “mine*.The thought of Lucifer helping mankind out of pure spite is phenomenal writing.
>>223602034but that's the Thirty-first post
>>223602867the angels took the T
>>223600510>>223601416kino
>>223601032>Thrones didn't come into public view until years ago.Yeah, the bible was really slept on until someone did a tiktok about it, you fucking retard.
>>223602403you should honestly kill yourself
>>223601098Tilda was basically born to play an angel.
>>223601949so you're retarded, gotcha
>>223602957Literally yes. The average person knows practically nothing about what's in the bible.I bet most Catholics couldn't even name five books in the bible.
>>223600577came here to post this
>>223602022all fake
>>223600349Thanks to these faggots you cannot casually drop "cenobites" anymore in conversations
>>223602957He's kinda right. The whole Host is alien to most Christians in modern times. Interest in the hierarchy of Angels died down around the 1800s. People just know the Cherubim from their little Cherub trinkets and think every angel is a guardian angel instead of the city destroying entities in the Bible. Kinda a shame too as the old testament had the coolest angels until Revelations hit us with the most awesome ending to a book ever.Nowadays, the occult stuff is making a comeback through media so it's more known.
>>223601559>Thrones are not angelsYes they are
>>223603903Damn, shes hot
>>223600510The movie is mid but this scene is kino as fuck
Cast him>Then the angel of the LORD went out, and killed in the camp of the Assyrians one hundred and eighty-five thousand; and when people arose early in the morning, there were the corpses—all dead.>Isaiah 37:36
>>223601707I miss the old names
>>223602009This
>>223600316The first time Castiel shows up on Supernatural. The limited budget less is more build up pays off perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo1IwmaUz90I want biblically accurate description of God as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kn1kIjWG_UGraet scene.
>>223601032>Thrones didn't come into public view until years ago>He hasn't played SMT
>>223605457>Be not afraid>Nigga I'm horrified
>>223600316not the one in the OP.Gabriel in constantine was pretty cool.Also the angels in the evangelion rebuilds
>>223600577The Prophecy is so cool it's unreal. >I've killed them, you know. Lots. You could always tell when they were coming. There'd be the trumpets first. Every note flat. Then those songs... After that they'd charge. Right down through the snow. The guns would freeze and it would be just knives... It was so cold and there were so many of them. But I was smarter than they were. Even at Chosin, I was smarter...
>>223600316>that resolutionWhat the fuck is it with you faggots not even taking two more seconds to find decent quality images?
>>223600554>throne
>>223604691They insulted him a little bit
>>223600316Dominion TV series. Uriel, in particular.
>>223601056godfags did. for obvious blasphemous reasons. sorry for the guardian linkhttps://www.theguardian.com/film/1999/nov/13/world.news
>>223600642Good pick anon.
>>223600510I also came to post thisweird movie, a bit shit but also quite goodand I like steve oram (sometimes I wish he was steve oral and fellating me)
>>223600470But God isn't an angel so this doesn't count.
The sudden bizarre CGI/compositing when the angel appears in Frailty works perfectly for the ambiguity of whether you're seeing an actual supernatural encounter or a character's hallucination. Underrated movie and while I'm sad Bill Paxton never directed again I'm glad his one shot at it was as great as it was.
>>223606306if angels and the bible are true these entities will look so alien if you saw them they are interdimensional, ever lasting, timeless and are made for war regardless of the realm they will be the most scariest thing you will probably ever see if real
>>223600848Angels make themselves appear horrifying to ward off demons. And demons make themselves appear beautiful to attract lost(brownoid beanerjeet negroid) souls
>>223604691that's a big army
>>223604691Idris Elba
>>223610723They look like what I saw when I nearly broke the back of my skull.
>>223603903>nooooooooooo my extremely popular horror movie characters are extremely popularare you retarded?
>>223600316For me it's Wings of Desire where Peter Falk who is playing himself is revealed to be a fallen angel just like the protagonist
>>223601416This scene made the entire movie worth it. I love seeing this stuff.
What does /tv/ know about nephilim? They call us half breeds, with one foot in Heaven and another one in Hell.>Fallen: The Miniseries
>>223602429
Nic Cage was the lasiest version of an angel in all cinema. City of Angels. He just wore a black duster, like Mac on Always Sunny. They're fire resistant for battles vs demons.
>>223611840Is that Bryan Cranston?
>>223612021Don't cha just know it :)I only post kino brother. Used to have "The Crow" poster on my wall and it said,>You Will Believe In Angels
>>223603910Retard.
>>223600577>Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel?>Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood.>Would you ever really want to see an angel?
>>223600636>t.
