Trouble finding a date, Potter?
>>223600578Correction needed
>>223600578>white boy bussyMmmm
>Famous>Handsome>Powerful>Rich>Saved the school three times>Literally the chosen one>Somehow couldn't find a date and had to take the pajeeta that nobody else wantedGood writing, Rowling.
>>223600605kill yourself faggot
wife
>>223600621You first Jose. Stop self inserting and stop spamming
>>223600578Gay.
>>223600620>handsome>powerful
>>223600639>>223600650>this tranny still melting
>>223600650oh lawd dem some gay niggas
>>223600620>Handsome>PowerfulIs he?
>>223600665>I might die from getting too madI can't decide if I should make a snowflake or a bleeding wound joke
>>223600675Ok, kekked
>>223600665How do you even function in public spaces and hold down a job if you can't handle a 60 year old disagreeing with you on one issue?
>>223600737Function in public spaces?
>>223600694>>223600737>this tranny balding
>>223600620Yeah. I was kinda annoyed when Harry has to resort to having a jeeta as a partner.
Not television or film
>>223600633okey we will see once you dieyour parents burry you with your real birthnameand when you finally enter hell for being a homosexualyou will be talking differently then
>>223601045harry potter is a movie
>>223600593Never liked anime or anything like that, but these malfoid comics… they make me feel something
>>223602267
>>223602293haven't seen anything harry potter related since the second movie but i'd watch thisgive someone $100 and 10 million pajeets and tell them to get on it
What are the point of these threads? That you think r63 is hot?
trannyslop
I need her so damn bad
>>223602414But enough about your mother
>>223602489Control yourself
>>223602414cry moar Rowling
I haven't watched the movies, why do some Malfoid art shows her with a cast? What happens to Malfoy for him to get a cast?
>>223602538In the third movie he grew jealous of how well Harry got along with a hypogriff, pic related.Instead of approaching it carefully he ran at it and he got btfo.
>>223600578Harry can always take Ronnie on a date
>>223602538Broken during the rape attempt
>>223600650>Calls op gay>proceeds to post two gay niggas making out.
>>223602293I NEED this. I’m starting to see the appeal. It’s how you imagined girls were when you were an innocent kid.
It’s actually crazy how this Malfoid meme spawned from a /tv/ copypasta:>"Harry, I must confess that I haven't been completely honest with you.""About what, Professor Dumbledore?">"About the Unforgiveable Curses. You see, there aren't just three of them, but four; only a handful of wizards throughout history have known about the fourth.""Does Voldemort know?">"No, thank goodness. I can only imagine the horrors he would wrought, did he know.""And what is this fourth curse?"Dumbledore turned to Harry, his brow furrowed.>"Bussymus Maximus; also known as the Tranny Curse.""What does it do?">"The curse takes the freshest of young men and distorts them into something... tempting.""Tempting?"Dumbledore nodded.>"Would you care for a demonstration? ACCIOUS MALFOY!"Draco Malfoy suddenly appeared before the two, completely naked."Wha-" Malfoy sputtered, a confused expression on his face. "What is this?!">"A demonstration."Dumbledore pointed his wand at Malfoy.>"BUSSYMUS MAXIMUS!"Malfoy's thighs and ass suddenly began to balloon outward, growing plumper by the second. His penis soon became hidden by exorbitant amount of fat now present beneath his torso."I-" Malfoy stammered, "I don't understand..!""Fascinating," whispered Harry.>"Brace yourself, Draco."For what?!" screamed Malfoy.>"For the grand finale."*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*Dumbledore closed his eyes and took a deep breath.>"Delicious."
>>223602293Malfoid is a gigaStacey, she should be angrier and more in denial over the whole thing
>>22360229324 fps animation in just a day or 2 made by 1 person. Animation studios will go bankrupt soon.
>>223600952I admire those girlsHaving yourself being mocked, humilated and insulted, willingly. And even go looking for it.
>>223602614>I NEED this
>>223602643This. That's why anime shenanigans don't really represent her character
>>223602642Haha, that's hilarious my friend! I can't wait to screenshot this and post it to /r/greentext! I'll get so many upvotes!
>>223602642
>>223602674Malfoid is a chick, faggot
>>223602293We can have 1 billion per movie spent on marvel slop or another pointless remake but we can't have this
>>223602686>>223602690
Lets go even deeperWhat if Ronda Weasely was the 1st of 2 Weasly daughters?
>>223602293kino
>>223602582The point being OP is one of the all niggas who are bein gay.
>>223602642Nigga that shit was so bad I am closing the browser and hopping off like always with threads disturbing or too funny.lingering in my mind now.
>>223600620In the book, Harry did have multiple girls ask him out but he rejected them all because he wanted Cho Chang
>>223602711Harry needs a bro, this ain't an harem anime.
>>223602293FUND ITUNDIT
>>223602614
>>223602735But he's in Slytherin and he has to hide his feelings for Ronda because he doesn't want Draco to know he likes a Weasely
>>223602715The point is you have a video of 2 gay niggers kissing saved
>>223602642this terrible post should have stayed forgotten
>>223602732Reminder that Harry fucked upBadly
>>223602753>what no foreskin does to a mf
>>223602614>It’s how you imagined girls were when you were an innocent kid.
>>223602737Imagine the spaghetti drops from both
>>223602293Someone has Rowlings contact info?
>>223602804she is on xitter 24/7 do whatever you want with that info
>>223602293The virgin male fantasy of a hot, popular, probably rich blonde girl having an insatiable crush on a glasses-wearing manlet loser.
>>223602719Heh, first day in 4channel city, kid? Normally I’d squash you like a bug, but you remind me a little bit of myself when I first got here. Stay close to me and you just might make it through the day. Oh, and one more thing; try not to get yourself killed okay rookie?
>>223602819Harry killed a 100ft long snake monster when he was 12.
>>223600665The petra parker shit was leftoid cringe and malfoid shit is rightoid cringe. Just faggots projecting their fetishes
genderswaps are tranny shit
>>223602819>Harry>loser>never took shit from Malfoy>natural at flying brooms>even better at dueling>had more chicks simping for him than he wantedHe wears glasses, that's his only nerd trait.
You guys are faggots. You know that, right?
>>223602857For some fucking reason I read this in GLaDOS voice, lol
>>223602857Do people really do this? Just go on the internet to insult others?
>>223602819Would watch...
Gender swapping malfoy is one thing, but why do the artists have to ship her and harry together?
>>223602819I know it's awful
>>223602655When they can provide propet matching audio it will all truly be over
>>223602872>ywn play pin the ferret with furry Malfoid
>>223602767Why didn't Sirius warn Harry about the aging process of Bong women? What kind of a shitty Godfather was he?
>>223602819Harry is a jock bro
>>223602791
>>223600737Function?
>>223602900Because everyone loves a good enemies-to-lovers romance.
>>223602924I saw a video that used Higgsfield and Seedance and the lipsync was spot on. The question is how many tokens do you need to gen the perfect video
>>223602900Because.
>>223602293Cute.
>>223602819Harry is literally the popular jock archetype like his dad, not a nerd like Snape.
>>223602857They know, but they pretend they're not by making Draco a girl.
>>223602982
>>223603006>popular jockThat was Cederic or the Weasly Twins Harry was famous for his backstory he wasn't popular
Women ship Harry and Draco for decades and straight men do nothing but insult them. Then you turn Draco into a girl and you're all for it? Somehow that's both misogynist AND homophobic.
>>223600578Useless faggot nigger trend for zoomer niggers whose minds are blown by the discovery of a basic bitch genderbend. You know how hard it is for me to hate a blond girl with green eyes? Seriously each picture following the useless cunt from Hogwarts Academy in hallucinatory anime shennanigans have been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the trend's only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of anime tropes, all to make tsun unmagical, to make dere seem inert.Perhaps the die was cast when Twitter troons took to the trend; they made sure this forced meme would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable garbage for attention. The Malfoid trend might be anti-chud (or not), but it’s certainly comparable to Bowsette in its obnoxiousness and lack of genuine complexity. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.>a-at least Malfoid is cute though"Not good enough!"The design is basic; the dreamt up relationship with Potter is run of the mill. As I looked, I noticed that every time she talked to Potter, the author wrote that she always said the words "I-It's not like I like you, mudblood!"I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Twittertroons are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they have no other style of creating. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Malfoid by the same JK Rowling. She wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are drawing Malfoid at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to give me money." And she was quite right. She was not being ironic. When you draw Malfoid you are, in fact, trained to be a Harry Potter fan. All of you zoomer troons should kill yourselves.
>>223602967>when you bully all of pottah's potential yule dates into refusing him so he has no choice but to ask youkeikaku doori
>>223603064Qrd?
>>223603062Good
>>223600578>Why? Do you volunteer?
>>223603048He had his fans, like Colin Creevey.
>>223600737I look at this face and I see mental illness.And it's not the painted on labels, its the vacant stare.Are there really people who look at this and go>yaaas queeen slay!without any reservations?
Brat
>Attack... Charging...
>>223603062>Somehow that's both misogynist AND homophobic.I already like the Malfoid concept, you don't need to sell me on it further.
>>223602753man, americans really have to shoehorn bbc into everything
>>223602954His mom was a problem but his dad was good old family wizarding stock. Same with Draco's parents. They naturally go together to ensure the existance of old wizarding families with pure blood
Malfoid is an awesome trend on it's own and the fact that all the worst people hate it is a cherry on top
>>223603070Then he just decides to sit it out rather than ask Malfoy
>>223603116This. And the more children the better.
>>223603064
>>223602983They have a secret relationship during 5, which falls apart before he kept the DA secret from her (on Hermione's insistance)/accusing Lucius of being a deh eater and landing him in prison/her joing the inquisitors.They spend 6 hating each other but also being obviously obsessed still, Ginny gets to be rebound fodder here I guess, like the school bicycle deserves.The accidentally kidnap Malfoid when they escape her manor in 7, then they finally get back together.
>>223603062Serves women right for being such faggots
>>223603122Correct
Sorry chuds, she's ours now.
>>223603110Are you the based anon from /v/ unearthing all those Malfoid treasures? I came here to look after the 800 replies thread died, maybe I'm not the only one who had the same idea
>>223603048Harry was naturally good at flying, catching, and dueling. He was a jock even if due to malnutrition and abuse he was a scrawny little beta bitch ragelet
>>223603188He'd grow fine looking at the daily banquet you get at Hogwarts.
Can love bloom on the battlefield?
>>223603177always was
>>223602837Petra Parker is retarded because there's been a girl spiderman for fucking decades. And I mean an actual girl spiderman and not a super special woke girl spiderman like "Gwen" and the mexican and asian girls peter fucked spider venom into, Peter's fucking daughter, may (mayday) parker who's just him but female
>>223603116When Harry explains muggle concepts like Y-DNA and mitochondrian DNA she'll understand that their dozen kids will turn out fine.
Why the fuck is it called Malfoid?
Getting real sick of this second rate Pansy spam
>>223603177Kek the troons are absolutely SEETHING. They didn't manage to kill the trend so now they desperately try to claim her? Fat chance.
My lewdest Malfoid pic
>>223603227funny
>>223603123I bet she'd nail hedwig to the wall if that happened
>>223603227Because what if Malfoy was a femoid?
>>223603227So that you're aware it's not a tranny leftist fantasy and also not cringe shit like renaming her to dracina or whatever retarded fake names people come up with when OBVIOUSLY their parents would name them something completely different if they were girls and not a shitty female version of the male names
>>223603172>>223603177Nazi bro'sW-we lost a good one
>>223603233I saw that post. Shame it didn't get viral enough to be animated.
>>223603227Because we can't decide on Dracaena, Drako or the name of some other constellation
>>223600952Absolutely not lmao based af respect
malfoid is better when not lewdedit will be ogre once the character devolves to just porn
>>223603150Evil cannot create, it can only corrupt
>>223603260Ursala
>>223603257It did get an image though of an invisible Harry balls deep in malfoid when snape walks in
>>223603260That's fine. It's the multiverse aspect of fanfiction
>>223603227I would've preferred Galfoy, but whoever came up with Malfoid was faster and it caught on.
FACT: Malfoid is MtF masc lesbian. This is now official canon.
>>223603260I'm in the Draconia camp myself
>>223603260Imagine how freaky she would get when she finds out about Harry's invisibility cloak
>>223603260It has to be stupider than that. Draco named his son HYPERION. Malfoid should have a really stupid female name
>>223603287I promise you that at the time you get tired of crying and shitting yourself about Malfoid, she will still exist and people will still make Malfoid content. Better make peace with it now
>>223603275I saw a version where Ron and Hermione are reacting to the missing foot prints.
>>223603202No, but it can in the locker room.
Draquelle since her mom is a La Strange?
>>223603285>I'm gay and I have AIDS, please hate meYou got it commie
>>223602755this shit pops me.There is another one where some anontard paid a prostitute to BRAP him with about the same result
>>223600620he's 5'5, it's accurate
>>223600578>>223600593>>223600627>>223600675>>223602796Drace Malfoy would have been ten times better
>>223603305It was Scorpio.
How long until the cosplay girls get on femDraco?
>>223602746>videoNo? It's a screenshot of a post, the post has a jpg, a still image, I don't know what it's from.
Scene where they go to Hogsmeade incognito and be normal for once.
>>223603231>thousand yard stare pansy forced to listen to malfoid's three hours long pottah rants>she keeps visualizing choking that blonde bitch so she finally shuts up forever
>>223603287FemDraco was a thing before the Trans community was even an idea
>>223603353There's already some
>>223603353It might have already happened, I can't tell low res slop apart from real girls anymore.
>>223600578Kill yourself boardwrecker
>>223603062>turning a man into a woman is misoginyHey you said it, not me
Best Malfoid is the older teen with a choker.
>>223603305Cassiopeia is the relatively tasteful choice. For amusement I'd pick Camelopardalis or Monoceros Malfoy.
scene where harry slips and tells her he and ron once polyjuiced into crabbe and goyle
>>223603384
>>223603377AI probably doesn't understand little imperfections that make a human realThat's how I look to identify real from fake
>>223600593does her being british make this better?
>>223603227Nobody could agree on a specific name for her, so they just named the trend instead and let people decide for themselves.
>>223603416prime example of truly liberal approachso based
>>223603289I like the 'Dorako' the nips came up with.
>>223603413they're both british?
unless malfoidists are able to conclude a canon bible for her they are at risk of splitting into competing factions soonit already happens when her breast size is mentioned
Japs are fighting over whether she should be flat or have big tits
>>223603442this is literally just katakana'd draco
>>223600620>>223603350So I googled Harry's height in the books and he is over 6 feet in Deathly Hollows. Holy Fuck. That's Chadwick Potter. I can't believe this is canon
>>223603463posh girls having big booba wouldn't be very fitting desu
>>223603463Draquelle should be slim and tight Ginny Weasely should be a slampig
>>223603463Small breasts are dignified.
This would definitely upset Hermione. No I do NOT ship Hermione with Harry. I like that they're just friends. But if he starts fucking her biggest hater and personal mogger, she would get really fucking angry
>>223603512Hermione is the slampig, Ginny is a beefy tomboy.
>>223603493why did they chose manletcliffe for the role?
malfoid triumphantly standing next to potter observing ginny kissing dean and telling him that this is what he gets for falling for blood traitor mongrel loving whore
>>223603534They didn't know he had cursed genetics.
>>223603493>Harry is explicitly over 6 feetWoman author moment.
>>223602355OP is brown?
>>223603534Harry is always decribed as shorter than Ron.
>>2236035566 foot is average height
>>223603552How hard is an Early Life check, really?
what would Tom Felton say about this
>>223603527Now I wanna see Hermoine getting jealous and insecure about their relationship
>>223603570in Norway
Agp tranny thread
>>223603574whatever he gets paid to say
>>223603593In white America. In white countries that are first world it’s 6 foot.
>>223603570Not for bonglanders>>223603581Hermione would flirt with Harry specifically to fuck with malfoid. This would inadvertently cuck ron, leading to tension between ron and harry. This would also incite malfoid to more aggressively target harry AND Hermione. In turn Harry's soft "rejections" of malfoid would hurt Hermione because of the racism and mogging. Malfoid a dignified high class lady, and Hermione is a frumpy frazzled short flat nerdlet who can't even fly
>>223603574>oy! Is that anutha’ shrimp on tha bahbie, gov’nuh?
>>223603574He'd honestly probably agree that the story would've been better if his character was a girl
>>223603642Yes the average is 6 foot for Anglos. It’s 6 foot for basically every white ethnic group and has been for 30 years except in poor eastern countries that only recently go to 6 foot average
>>223603233Lol big brain for this someone should draw this
>>223603527>But if he starts fucking her biggest hater and personal mogger, she would get really fucking angryYeah, that's inverse Snape, Lily, and James Potter which is fitting.
>>223603671>god I wish I was a pretty girl
Hogwarts is so comfy, bros.
>>223603574After all the porn and smut produced for Draco and Harry *without* the gender bend I doubt he's that bothered. Besides, he loves nip culture and they've gone all in on this.
>>223603686Like poetry, it rhymes.
>>223603706>>223603574He should dress up in an intentionally bad costume, not shave, and say his, I mean HER, pronouns.
>>223603534>>223603556When I was reading Book 6 and 7 back then, the actors colored my imagination of the characters. I was imagining a manlet Harry fighting Voldemort and the Death Eaters. I didn't know he was a fucking Chad. HOLY SHIT
>>223602643Counterpoint: Snape is THE supergigachad of Slytherin.
>>223603712>you've got my eyes>you've got my eeeeyes
>>223603674Nigga please the average male height for native bonglanders is like 5'7
>>223603770Yea in 1820. It’s 6 for the last few decades.
>>223603770This. It's all that Celtic admixture.
>>223603724>doesn't say potteryYou piece of shit
>>223603712I'm somewhat tempted to reread the books. I'm also somewhat tempted to actually buy them to support Rowling's anti-trans campaign and to upset people I don't like, but I don't know if I really care enough to do so.
>>223603570>Potter 6fttalls magically across the room. His soft wizard vibe engulfs whole JJK Rowling's soft body
>>223603778You keep forgetting that not only was this written decades ago, it takes place even further back.>um we're like tall now okay so like stop saying people from decades ago were short, we were just short decades ago not nowOkay schizo
>>223603787Deserved response, I'll go kms now.
>>223603789Play the gbc games and just that. they follow the books unlike any of the other versions for the other consoles and only go up to book 2 because book 3 and beyond suck eggs and lost the spark
>>223603770Wow. You're really just gonna go on the internet and tell easily disprovable lies. How brown are you?
>>223602767>a black jew
>>223603805>Harry walked through the standard height door frame, his head missing it by a tasteful two inches.
>>223603724Like pottery
>>223603824Just a little brown but I'm 6'2, so I'm better off than you in any case. I'm also not being harangued by middle easterns and jeeters. The niggers ARE a problem here though...
>>223600593I´d watch that anime. So tsundere.
>>223600665That Petra Parker shit was creepy as hell.
>>223603833>Harry sportstard down the stairs richily
This could genuinely lead to an official manga adaptation, you guys know that right? If it gets popular enough, they can and could commission a short manga about this. Companies do it all the time. Marvel is known for it but dc is a better example because they commission weird shit like the manga where superman visits different Japanese restaurants
>>223602819Harry is probably richer than Malfoy and is a sport superstar, AND a celebrity. We're nothing like him.
>>223603875JKR is a sperg about comics and cartoons.
>>223600578>>223600593>>223600675what if this were you
>>223603875No, please. I can't take this hopium!
>>223603900if I had a hot girl aggressively want me? mite b cool
>>223603911
>>223603900>woman interested in meimmersion broken
>>223603900Endless spaghetti would spill from my pockets.
it's uphttps://x.com/yunayuispink/status/2107438962075980257/
>>223602837>muh gay amerishart politicsDon't care for that faggotry. I just think the pairing is neat and gives a much better ending than the canonical one.
>>223603875The thing is Japs can't be trusted to write proper romance.
>>223602642I've never seen this pasta before and I've been reading every Dumbledore thread since 2020
>>223603900
i don't get it. what's the joke? Indians making ai of it?
>>223603890The Potters were well off but they weren't "Mansion with live albino peacocks for decor" rich.
>>223603976nearly thought that was raven
>>223603115it's from 2018, that was peak bbc posting time on 4chan
>>223600578>>223602293>>223602614>>223602704>>223602736Why do nerds and tumblr whales have this obsession with shipping the main hero with unlikeable downright evil "rival"? And pretending like turning them into a girl would somehow fix all the problems with the story or make their fuckass characterisation tolerable i.e Malfoid, Sasuke rule 63 etc.
>>223603227female > femoid > foidMalfoy is gender swapped hence Malfoidit's simple really
>>223603999
>>223603964This. The whole thing with them both holding the wand and defeating Voldy with love just like he was defeated by love before was true poetry (it rhymes).Plus Malfoy changing sides when it was most hopeless showing she'd rather die on the side of right than live on the side of wrong.
>>223600620Patil sisters are usually described as fairly attractive, and the reason why they were still available was because Parvati wanted to ensure her sister, Padme, who was in Ravenclaw and thus likely far more shy than her Gryffindor sister, would have a partner for the Yule Ball as well.
>>223604032Enemies to lovers is a popular trope.
>>223604032It took a long time but everyone took the Silverbolt pill.
>>223604032Enemies to lovers + I can fix her
>>223603911>>223603926More cringe than that deleted scene of Malfoy tossing Harry his wand back and that's saying something.
>>223602655>>223602924>>223602964maybe if you're literally blind because this looks like ass
Why are slytherins like this
>>223600952Well trannies usually are balding. It is after all a common male genetic trait.
>>223602819anime has broken your fragile foidbrained mind
>>223604060Tf is silverbolt?>>223604056>>223604069Right, but those memes pretend like Malfoy was some tsundere chasing Harry instead of a rancid human being who called his friend a nigger.
>>223600675chuckled
>>223603570>your brain on 4chan heightism
>>223602376Yes. Don’t you?
>>223604079I'll toss your wand round the back sweaty
>>223604118It's definitely astroturfed. Female Malfoy would honestly be an even worse person desu. Malfoy already hated Hermoine for being the wizard equivalent of a minority, now imagine that person was also a potential rival. Woman can be intensely cruel, much moreso than men. Mafloid would be psychotic.
>>223604118The tension between Harry's friends and Malfoid just makes for even juicier drama
>>223604118Cry about it, nigger
>>223604161>1.6k drawings on booruIf it is astroturfed, it worked.
Isn't female malfoy ancient? Why did it blow up suddenly?
>>223604185its only popular because it makes trannies mad
>>223604161The catfights between Malfoid and any other girl is part of the fun
>>223604185Third worlders latched onto self inserting as a guy who fucks his bully and blue sky troons hate it.
>>223603900Never had that type of a relationship. Might be fun.I am going to a Halloween party with the current gf and she's dressing up as Ada Wong, so that's cool. Too bad I'm no fucking Leon.
>>223604185Because weebs hadn't thought of it before.Koreans and japs are ,aking like half of the art
>>223604202Why would it make troons mad?
Everything about Draco works better as a girl.
>>223604209Still waiting for Death Eater Ginny
>>223604225That sounds pretty gay tho
>>223604238something about JK rowling idk
>>223604202When are you chuds and trannies going to finally fuck and get it over with. That’s the real enemies to lover trope ITT
>>223603674>More your brain on 4chan heightAverage male height in the UK is 5'9" to 5'10" btw, immigrants must lower it somewhat but less than an inch.Futhermore the US data easily disproves your assertion.
>>223604238they (masculine) hate everything
>>223604043Spot on. This video pretty much covers why I love this pairing so much. https://youtu.be/rPoR5VQmAXM
>>223604185probably the same reason why gender-bent Sasuke from Naruto is also popular for some fucking reason
>>223604263>177cmBurgermidgets... our response?
>>223604245The problem is most of these fags are focused on the shipping shit instead of “big tittied blonde bitch.”
>>223604277I'm 6'2", so no problem here.
>>223604238See>>223600665
>>223604275Which also makes no sense because Naruto IN CANON turns into a girl multiple times
>>223604283Yeah, 6'2'' removed from the ceiling kek.
YOU ARE WIGGLING LIKE A LITTLE WORM , POTTAH
>>223604238Three reasons>they hate Harry Potter because of Rowling>artists are telling all the trannies asking them to make Malfoid a tranny to fuck off>overshadowed Petra Parker, a tranny OC that's basically what if Spiderman trooned out
>>223604278Have you no decorum? No chivalry? Where’s your sport for courtship?
>>223603260I vote leave it Draco.Lucius seems like the kind of douche who wouldn’t break from tradition just because his baby ended up a girl instead of a boy.
>>223604286yep. Honestly the people who jack off to Naruto X fSasuke are probably closeted fags
>>223604202No, it's popular because of Koreans and Asians losing it over the ideavof MalfoidThis thing was already in motion before the retarded American culture warriors appeared
>>223604241This is correct. I don't even remember Draco, Crabbe and Goyle physically beating up Harry in the books. It's mostly snarky words and spells
>>223604305I’m not a loser who pretends the mc is me. Draco was a married man whose wife died due to a disease. This shit is dumb. If you want to cum to Draco as a girl you do you but this shipping is garbage.
>>223603991Yooooo, what’s up my Squibba?! Haha glad to see another squib around here brother>daps up Filch to his chagrinYo my man I was gettin a lil worried up in this castle with all these stuffy wonkeys around haha ya feel?Ay, you ever notice how they be asking us to fix they shit? Like bro! You a whole wizard! Come fix my shit! Ahaha you know how it is my man.So yeah bro, this my first day man I’m really trynna get on my grind and step up ya feel, I got me a pureblood bitch and she stay mad I’m using her broom to get around, like bitch? We know you ain’t cleanin wit it! Ahaha nah man I’m kidding she cool, she cool.But fr, I got some of that muggle moss if you ever trynna cop some j lmk, j lmkBut hey, I gotta go clean the griffin stables for a min, I’ll catch you around my man, you trynna grab a butter beer after work?>sucks teethAhhh so it’s gone be like that now is it? Oh you gone big time me now bc you the “big Squibb” round here… okay okay… I see how it is. Imma remember that>mutters “uppity ass house elf ass squib” as he walks away
>>223604328Draco stomped and broke Harry’s nose when he was spying on them with the cloak.
>>223604344That's Half Blood Prince right?
>>223604338why is Walder Frey there?
>Harry Potter game comes out>Fans immediately latch onto the Slytherin girlWhy are we so weak to evil(er) women?
>>223603570>we just want le average height men!!!! >we’re so deep and wholesome and not picky at all!!
>>223604361I believe so. Also the whole Draco tries to kill Harry before the SECTUMSEMPRA thing.
>>223603305>>223603352Scorpius Hyperion, to be precise.
>>223603911What? Harry didn't cast a superpowerful spell to beat Voldemort, Vold's spell just backfired on him specifically because he tried to cast it on Harry
>>223604370Don't stick it in crazy is an age-old adage for a reason. We all fail to uphold it.
>>223604331Nobody cares about your little melty, nigger
>>223604405Stop self inserting you esl tumblr faggot
>>223604391Likely based on the movie, where the spell backfires during their beam struggle.Still,I'd change that shit entirely, Voldemort losing because>OI, YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT WAND, MATE?is the stupidest shit
>>223604331Philistine, may your digestion be of similar repute of your ignorance.
>>223604391And that's why the finale is kind of a wet fart. Voldy being undone by a mother love, then defeated by a love that should not be, is like pottery, it rhymes.
>>223604344A chick would do that too. Just on his balls, with stilettos.
>>223604379Draco didn't try to kill him. He tried to use the cruciatus curse but couldn't finish uttering the words.
>>223604300>Petra Parker There already is a tranny Peter though.
>>223604368How do you think he got control of the crossing in the first place? He worked for years at Hogwarts and saved every knut, sickle and galleon, then bought himself his own castle
>>223604421Keep crying and dilating, bluesky troon
>>223604444That’s basically like death anyways. >>223604457Go back to fanfiction you loser. Harry got a coal burner wife and Malfoy married a sick woman.
>>223604331>>223604421Sleething
>>223604478Based. Will remove the caption because I’m not a loser who needs shipping.
>>223604473I'm in this thread because I enjoy it. You're in here because...? You're a malding retard with nothing better to do? Definitely not loser behavior.
using cruciatus as a part of bdsm foreplay
>>223604500>hehe if you don’t like bro leaveJesus this really is tumblr LMAO
>>223604502As well as the paralyzing one
WE NEED ALL SEVEN BOOKS REWRITTEN WITH MALFOID AS THE TSUNDERE LOVE INTEREST RIGHT NOW
>>223604517You control which threads you enter
>I'm willingly posting on tumblr>haha owned
>"reee you are trannies not me">posting cp>trying and failing to make his own shitpost AI pics>2reee why are you shipping"What will xir try next?
>>223604534Yeah and I choose to enter and shit on your poor decisions in life
>>223604549I don’t care about any of this stuff. I have no issue with gender bendingMalfoy. You’re just a faggot who needs to have a guy there.
Evil Woman
>>223604530We'll skip to anime and movies
>>223600593Are you guys actually into pure tsunderes? It's adorable behavior for a child imo but a woman being this immature and dishonest with her feelings would piss me off.>>223602848>>223602954>>223603976I sort of get this though, especially if she's self aware enough to joke about it>>223604326Now this I can get behind. Love me alpha female gigastacies
>>223600593>Correction neededi got you
>>223604575Noni?
>>223604083The fact that you cannot see where this is gonna go makes you the worst kind if mindlet
>>223604326Wait... on the right... HAS DRACO MALFOY MASTERED SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!?
>223604565>I don’t care about any of this stuff.No more (You)s
>>223604326best Malfoid pic thus far
>>223604576I'm no expert on anime nonsense but I'm pretty sure they're supposed to stop being a tsundere when they get together.
>>223603974sure but its better than nothing. we would either get shonen romance if a man writes it, which is more close to what we're already seeing, or we'd get some weird pedophilic rape "romance" if a woman writes it. either way is better than the harry potter we already have
>>223604592it's going to go nowhere unless they make software/ tools designed for professionals. your delusions of amateurs making something on par with professional studios when they don't even understand why animation looks good will never happen
Kenny as Malfoid
>>223603006Harry is a mostly a normalfag, not a nerd. Excels at a sport, but not a "jock" like James. Not especially "popular" just famous/notable.
>>223604649they stop hiding their feelings but theyre still a little tsuntsun. in real life thats FUCKING TERRIBLE WOMEN GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER FOR FUCKING ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE FOID LIVES, but in anime its cute because its just once in a while when the romance makes them flustered
>>223603686James was completely ruining Snape's life (not to mention the NTR), Hermione could take it and just beat Malfoid's ass. Going after Malfoid would be immoral if he was affecting any of Harry's friends badly but otherwise it's a legitimate attempt at fixing her
>>223604649>>223604576"I can fix her."
>>223604717Didn't she lose the senpaibowl?
>>223604705>Bitchface>Well at least it's not Mudblood anymore >Exactly! Learn to compromise bitchface
>>223604500The schizo tranny has been doing this shit in other movie threads for more than a year. He just jumps in a topic and does the contrarian gimmick because it requires zero knowledge to participate.
>>223604671>Not especially "popular"broheim... that was true at the literal start but not after he walked in, his dong swinging side to side, as he vanquished a troll (ron did it but its attributed solely to harry) and blew quirrel's cock off after breaking through every professor's personal most powerful hexes.the whole school knew. he was popular on his own merits and its partly why public opinion matters in the books. i think they call it the pedestal effect and its why he goes from being ultra popular to INSTANTLY feared in book 2 when he's found in crime scenes and he talks to the snake. he's so objectively popular that he's affected by that
>>223604717
>>223604705hermione cant duel though, not as good as malfoid. hermione is 100% outclassed by malfoid in every metric except book smarts. malfoid is taller, finer, pureblood, rich, beautiful, good at flying, good at dueling
>>223604530you can do that yourself anon, as your own personal project
>>223604649That sort of works. I really like when girls are honest about their feelings though.>>223604688Flustered when you're in a relationship is kind of annoying imo. I'm attracted to aggressiveness and clear displays of attraction, so she shouldn't get flustered very often if at all.>>223604717I guess that could work, like I said it's cute if they're young
Their children will be powerful and beautiful
>>223604759no
>>223604801>>223604911How can this discrepancy be resolved?
>>223604798He's too isolated in his very small friend group to be truly popular. He's certainly well-known, but the whole fact that public opinion of him does shift so wildly on a dime is because he's not really well-known or liked as an actual person.
>10 years have passed>malfoid and harry are taking their kid to hogwarts>malfoid gives the kid an enormous white anaconda as their familiar>harry looks uncomfortable, as its the snake malfoid shat out when he cursed her with rectum wrecktra
Harry x Malfoid is cute and all but Is there any possible improvement for Hermione and Ron? They are kind of...forgettable.
>>223604798I put "popular" in quotes because the relevant definition of the term here is "kids with the highest social status, who everyone wants to be friends with." Whether he's famous/notable or not on his own merits isn't the question. When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, nobody cheers. His stock goes up as he performs well there but never becomes truly popular.But he's also not an unpopular nerdstrom social outcast either, most of the time.
>>223604977Maybe Rowling should have wrote them being cute and romantic on screen even once.
>>223604977Well, the tension of Harry getting closer to Malfoid could temporarily distance him from Hermione and Ron, giving them more alone time.
>>223604174Those boots look so good on her.
The Girl Who Loves The Boy Who Lives.
>>223605073>you really did invite Looney to Slughorn instead of me?
>>223604979are you incapable of understanding context? nobody cheered because there wasnt supposed to be a fourth name. not only that, he wasnt old enough to even put his name in either. it was unprecedented. everyone was stunned and whispering amongst themselves.as for the student reaction after that, it was AGAIN the fucking pedestal effect. that plus very important context missing from the films where he incurred the wrath of hufflepuff and rumors and shit flew around everywhere and as a result public opinion fluctuated until he proved himself again. but that fluctuation is the pedestal effect where hes so popular and held to such a high standard that the only way to not be seen as a piece of shit is reaffirm his worth
>>223605143They don't call her Lovegood for nothing
