>third-highest grossing film of all time
>>223601400
>>223601400movie was ass.Only good thing was the SpiderPhoenix pairing
>>223601400redhead supremacy
>>223601422>mixed race couple
>>223601422>rightard keeps spamming this to distract from the orange pedo's inevitable ass whooping at the midterms
>>223601426>Only good thing was the SpiderPhoenix pairingBased opinion. SpiderPhoenix is pure kino.
>>223601426It's the best Spiderman movie in the current continuity, but mostly because the Home trilogy is bleh.
>>223601400all the talk about "highest grossing" is a complete missrepresentation since they do not acount for inflation
doctor walks through that doorget on the flooreveryone rape the sadiesaur
>>223603632i like her a lot, i would not rape her even if i had the perfect chanceshe is for handholding and for making her laugh with stupid jokes
>>223601400she's a terrible actress
>>223601426Yeah no one wants to say why this Spiderman was so big. But this is the reason.>>223602188Redheads with blue eyes like Sadie yes. Redheads with hazel eyes are disappointing, brown eyes are just sad.>>223602761Tom could literally start a cultural revolution if he dumped Zendaya for Sadie. It would be very dangerous for him though.
>>223602761zendaya holland was built to be cucked
shes gross all right
>>223601400I downloaded it......for free
>>223601422legit the best scene in the entire film
>>223606685bro wtf im gonna need a source
>>223601400Made forthe BCC (big cyclops cock)
>>223601400This movie was almost ruined by how bad the ending is.>Jean abruptly disappears without an in-universe reason, only because the Marvel higherups want her in another franchise>the tragedy of Peter losing his friends is deleted because apparently all it takes is handshake muscle memory to reverse the memory loss>back to orbiting around MJ even though she's an utter flop of a character
>>223606685SAUCE FAGGOT
>>223606611After Dunc2 and Spiderman, I think you might be right...
>>223606685where's the damn SAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>223607017This.Also, the whole thing with Peter's spider hormones or whatever meaning he's finally becoming an adult was clearly meant for him to let go of MJ and the fat guy, but he just gets the powerup from the hormones without learning anything and he gets back to his old self. I understand execs are afraid of change, but don't tease actual growth in your capeshit just to throw it all away at the very end.Also also, the cop lady being the second most important character during the first 40 minutes just to disappear completely until the very end. What a fucking mess of a film.
i feel like i downloaded the wrong version of this moviei just didn't get the plot
>>223607519it's a third Fallen, a third Stranger Things, a third LGBT propagandathey probably wrote it in a boardroom orgy (LGBT females only)>b-but Sadie Skink20 years ago she would have been a 3/10she's the kind of girl celtic shamans would have made sure never learns to speak, if you know what i mean
>>223607519What, you thought it was weird that Spider-man took a bullet for a girl who killed at least one person, severely injured hundreds, and showed visible excitement when trying to murder people and mind-rape them?Stop being so bigoted
>>223609318man of spiders loves gingers
>>223601426>Only good thing was the SpiderPhoenix pairingPeople keep saying this when Jean is the most horribly written part of the film.
>>223601400Shes a solid 7/10, but looks like a 9/10 compared to zendaya
>>223606685Okay, this is AGPkino
>>223609576>but looks like a 9/10 compared to zendayai can't disagree with that statement
Jean Grey's character was tiresome and prosaic
I actually like Zendaya
>>223607017>she's still a wanted fugitive regardless if she was in the right>it's still pretty ambiguous, MJ did call Spidey Peter when Ned was there, he at least connected that dot>you don't know that
>>223609752sounds like your asshole
>>223609820>regardless if she was in the rightHow could anyone possibly think Jean Grey is in the right in this movie?
>>223610041Simps
>>223610041She's attempting to free her only living family from people who kidnapped and killed said family, she has some moral ground to stand on
>>223610076>Jean Grey decides to free her sister>Jean can do this by mind-hopping into a few people as they leave the Damage Control headquarters to find out who is in charge, then mind-hop into whoever is in charge. This results in no casualties and minimal chance of discovery.>Instead she forces an old woman to drive an APC down the middle of New York, smashing into random drivers, firing a machinegun into random buildings, all to cause a jailbreak at a Damage Control prison, unleashing dozens of incredibly dangerous murderers before a bomb she placed in the APC detonates, killing the old woman and anyone else near it (they only survive because Spider-man saved them)>She also makes an old guy walk into traffic, sexually violates both Spider-man and MJ, and then attempts to murder MJ>She also shoots multiple people through mind-control>She also gets one of the teenage ninjas to stab himself through his gut, almost certainly killing him since there's no way he can get medical assistance for at least 10 minutes after this>She willingly unleashes the fucking Hulk in the middle of NYC>All of this to free her sister, who was captured because they were mind-raping innocent people for shits and gigglesI'm not kidding when I say Jean Grey is one of the most evil villains in the MCU.
>>223610041same reason why they worship george floyd or think witch burnings were a "bad thing"30% of gen z males identify as LGBT
>>223610076reminds me of that story>omg anon i had to deal all those drugs, kill all those people, harvest all those organs because they kept my brother hostage!>and... did they release your brother?>my brother?
Sadie is the most popular actress of her generation now and will keep getting more famous
>>223610272If she's such a powerful psychic, why doesn't she just take care of business?https://youtu.be/-oqdgvQHtCY?t=70
>>223606685brehs...
>>223606685@GROK, IS THIS REAL?!
>>223610623
This is Tom Holland in Brand New Day
>>223611000He's 30 playing a 21 year old
>>223610883Who?
>>223601400I thought this was a photorealistic female Ron Weasley
>>223611559Sadie and Kit Connor look like the zoomer Weasleys, Sadie is Ginny while Kit is Ron
>>223610278I think they retroactively hate st Floyd now because he is the reason body cams exist
>>223606685
Reminder that Marvelkino took the #1 spot back from Avatar (the same way that Avatar regained it in the first place).
Watching this right now and it fucking sucks. Very boring, bland, and safe. Normies really accept any dogshit served to them
>>223611545snood
>>223611770You underestimate them. Or overestimate them. Heck, they are below estimating, if you ask me.
>>223601400Lol it's almost like the people want to see Peter Parker aka Spider-Man dating a spunky and attractive redheaded woman.
>>223601422What a talent!
>>223607017They should've made the blonde girl Gwen and had him taking care of Mrs. Watson now that May isn't around to look after her friend and introduced the real Mary Jane in a mid credits scene
>>223612127why do they even fiddle with perfection
>>223612122That's how Miles is bornShow some reapect to the backshots
I will simply NOT leave this Earth without having licked Sadie's anus.
>>223612204They hate MJ ( the real redhead one, not whatever the fuck troondaya is supposed to be) for some reason. First they cut her from TASM 2, then they replaced her with some ugly nog in the MCU. Not to mention the clusterfuck that is her character in the current comics.
>>223612269yeah none of the movie MJ's work
>>223612782She looks like Emma Stone desu
>>223612794mj was basically a stacy without the disadvantages of a blond girl (which sounds simplistic but ain't)the problem with emma stone was/is a physiological one, she's basically a female woody allenspider senses sense the before and after of a girl
i have no idea why they even made spiderman moviesit's fuckin stupidthe whole premise of the comics was to be closer to books than to movies (contrasted to other comic franchises)i simply don't understand how much of a fucking jew you have to be to do this
>>223609555No making Peter a pathetic fag with oneitus was the worst part. Then they asspull mj finding out, because he kept the letter that almost killed her just laying around. Hes been stalking them for 4 years, he had zero character development other than reluctantly accepting hes even more powerful than he thought.
>>223610076Ok but she was willing to kill random people to do it? She did little planning and didnt care if people died when she had the power to try to do it to some level of ethically ie not risking random uninvolved people.
