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>Kiss me and I'll let you go, Potter you fucking half-blood trash...
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>>223601702
Harry’s parents were both full blooded wizards.
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>>223601702
This triggered my AGP.
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>>223601702
Harry was pureblood as they come
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>>223601702
>>223601702
I love evil women brehs
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chuds making gender bent ships like tumblr girls in 2011 was not on my bingo card
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>>223601723
No they werent, lilly came from muggles
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>>223601984
They self insert. It’s like the kids who made Naruto into some harem god with every power available.
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>>223601702
Genderbending is an inherently troon preoccupation.
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>>223601984
it's very gay
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Why does everyone forget about Daphne Greengrass?
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>>223601723
His mum was literally born to muggles you moron
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>>223601702
Why the fuck is TV always full of freaky ass niggas obsessing over some ladies, go back to /gif/
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>>223602095
then who is Yunyun?
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>>223601702
Viral marketing for hbo show
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>>223601702
>you will never have this
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>>223602028
Most of the Asians drawing these never heard of her, and she's a complete non-entity in the books so doesn't have the enemies-to-lovers appeal
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>>223602328
two months before the show airs?
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>>223602328
Your estrogen supplements are seriously damaging your IQ, just so you're aware
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>sir a second malfoid thread hit /tv/
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>>223602349
me in the back right
>>223602328
can't be, they gender swapped harry for that one into a mid 40s lesbian cat lady. nobody in this thread is going to watch the hbo slop outisde of some webms in order to make fun of the american prison school cafeteria trays.
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>>223602288
Why are these so low res, did you gen them With AI you faggot
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>>223602328
>the HBO show wants to cater to straight men
Doubt
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>>223602221
Pansy parkinson?
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>>223602585
thinking about it really hard the only one that is attention and friend starved enough would be moaning myrtle.
Which, is actually fitting. LOL
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>>223601723
>>223601957
OP here. Haven't read the books. Haven't seen the films (except the first one and that too only because of a school excursion to my local theater). Yet I'm obsessed with the Malfoid meme. I can fix her. 2026 is the year the 'rivals/enemies to lovers' trope finally achieved mainstream popularity, because of SpiderPhoenix and Malfoid. Also, Reylo was the only good thing about the Disney Star Wars sequel trilogy and that's because the 'rivals/enemies to lovers' trope is pure kino and elevates anything it's associated with.
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>>223601702
Meanwhile in reality Black Snape is breeding all them white bitches
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>>223602017
Yeah. Some of the art is pretty nice unironically but this whole thing feels like a gigantic psyop on top of being very homosexual.
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Pansy >this
>>223602846
Faggot.
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>>223602349
bro..
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>>223601985
that explains her low class behavior
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>>223602852
literally a cringe black incel simping for white women while being bullied by white chads
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>>223602846
>Reylo
AHAHAHA ITS THE FUCKING MOD PROTECTED FAGGOTS FROM TUMBLR BEHIND THIS SPAM
TOTAL
MOD
DEATH
AGAIN
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>>223602349
>Harry still catches the snitch with his eyes closed
>Malfoy gently breaks the kiss, still in a daze as Harry lets her go to celebrate the win.
>As he's carried off by his team, she suddenly realizes what happened.
>"Potter, you cad! MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!"
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>>223602846
Malfoid and Spiderphoenix have been the best things to emerge in 2026
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Why are they like this
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>>223601984
The end result of constant genderslop is manosphags trooning out
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>>223605232
They are even more terminally online and brain rotted than we are
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>>223604997
nta
"reylo" is a shipping term that the mod got their name from or by coincidence, "reylo" exists independent of said moderator, you retard
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>>223605232
They know Malfoid would make their life miserable
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>>223605306
Shut the fuck up actual newfag
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>>223605232
>last one
Yes, please.
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>Tsundere witch gets won over by nerdy goofball with glasses

It's more common than you think
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>>223604997
I think you are a newfag. Not just here, but in the internets in general.
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>>223602328
You know, the timing feels way too convenient for this to be false
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>>223605708
Sadly the show is confirmed to have turned Malfoy into a boy, so no reason to watch it.
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>>223605737
Fucking woke shit.
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>>223602369
nice projection tranny coomer
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Malfoid does actually solve several weak-points in the Harry Potter story. Removes the bland Ginny romance and replaces it with something more interesting. Give Malfoy some importance in the later chapters instead of being side-lined and written out of the story. Gives more nuance to the Slytherin house, showing they are not all cowards or evil. I like it.
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>>223602328
That's not gonna work if I watch the show and feel an emptyness that can only be filled by Draquell
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>>223601984
I mean
I'm with you pal
I could take it when the new series is released, sure, I could bank on some new porn
But fucking gender swaped Malfoy umprompted?
This reeks at shilling something
Probably a big named artist started the trend that's why you see it everywhere, recently, out of nowhere
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>>223601985
>>223602060
Half-blood means one magical parent and one muggle parent

Harry is never called a half-blood
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>>223601702
>We will have an AI generated, rated R Malfoid movie within the next year, few years at most.
Bros... I don't think you realize how insane the future will be. Are you ready? Get your mind right. We just need to keep the meme going until then so no one forgets what could be.
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>>223604997
lol you're having a meltdown
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>>223606495
What a pathetic trolling attempt. Why are you indian?
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>>223602349
The original is better.
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I often consider people going all "doood my porn fanfiction is way better than the original story" unbearably cringe but in this case it's genuinely true cause what the fuck is the point of Malfoy past the first few books, he does nothing.
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Fuck you faggots, I'm completely addicted to Malfoid...

I hate you for giving me my next obsession. Now my month is going to revolve around thinking about this character.
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This Malfoid thing is giving me nostalgic dreams
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Potter will surrender to Malfoid!
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>>223607309
>formal surrender ceremony
50k points to gryfindor
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>>223601723
>>223601985
I've never read the books but how does it work like even if you have a great great grandparent who's a muggle you're half blood?
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>>223607452
same energy as BEGGARS
which makes it even better
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>>223605232
Leftists are truly the embodiment of no fun allowed.
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>gets finger blasted by lucius daily when home for the holidays
>"p-potter WONT hear about this, father.."
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>>223602846
>Peter/Jean
megabased. hopefully Marvel catches on to the popularity and fires Zendaya
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>>223607471
No, I think as a general rule all your grandparents just have to be magic and then you qualify as a pureblood. So even if one or two of those are muggleborn it gets swept under the carpet and the muggle relatives just aren't included in the family tree. Of course it varies by family, some actually do practice exactly what they preach and are extremely, debilitatingly inbred.
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>"RAAAPE!!!"
>Dumbledore said calmly.
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For me it's the drama
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>>223602328
why would malfoid make me want to watch the garbage remake?
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>they make a Potter remake with female Malfoy
>played by Zendaya >:[
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>>223605232
>the Loch Ness Monster is a basedjak

Huh... maybe those University of Inverness folks are a bad influence on it
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>>223607777


Potter likes pears
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>>223607837
>>played by Zendaya >:[
im just going to wait another 6 months and make my own anime version via AI
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How could rowling capitalize on this before it stops being FOTM?
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>>223607837
>they
Anon, did you miss the fact that AI has gone so far that anons are already making terabytes of porn of this? Eventually someone will make enough blue board content too, all for free.
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>>223607837
*Hunter Schafer
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>>223601702
>>223605737
>>223606929

I want to be her
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>>223605232
They're just pissed we chuds stole their thunder and made popular something that existed in their fanfictions and fanarts since at least 20 years.
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>>223607937
By posting a Malfoid pic on her twitter with the caption
>She cute, why are trannies seething?
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>>223607981
There's a spell for that, just point your wand at your crotch and say "Avada Kedavra"
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>>223608013
I can actually hear you dilating furiously as you try to think of some angle that will work
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>>223608070
Jesse, what the hell are you talking about
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This is entering AGP tier were troons are self inserting as malfoy now.
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>>223608215
Nah, just you who occasionally post some "I want to be her" falseflag post
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>>223608215
what does agoraphobia have to do with this?
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>>223601984
This shit always brings out the beta males like catnip. It's just like when they were all obsessing over the genderbent Twilight
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>>223608041
That would kill you
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>>223608486
That so?
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>>223608486
Just arriving at the final destination sooner, then
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>>223602060
>>223601985
That doesnt make HARRY a halfblood you dumb fucking retards. Lilly was a Wizard, James was a Wizard, ergo Harry equals full blooded Wizard. One parent needs to be a full on muggle to classify the child as a halfblood. That title isn't passed down ad infinitum you stupid fucks.
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>>223607937
>start negotiations with an anime studio that has had success with shonen with a satisfying romantic payoff (does such a studio exist? I'm not well-versed enough in anime to know one)
>give them the rundown of how the basic story beats for the first book, maybe two, should play out, just with Malfoid replacing Malfoy
>let them cook
>the Malfoid trend will be dead in a month or two, so give no indication anything is in the works
>fast foward a year
>the HBO show will already be between seasons so people will either be wanting more Harry Potter because the show was such a disaster, or be wanting more because the show was surprisingly good (I'm betting the former)
>3 months before the anime series is set to release, finally release a trailer
>DO NOT SHOW MALFOID UNTIL THE VERY LAST SECONDS OF THE TRAILER!
>hype will now be at an all time high
>profit
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post more malfoids niggers
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How did malfoid cause so much seethe among cucks/feminists/leftists?
Do the feel that chuds have "culturally approrpiated" gender bending? Do they dislike that an actually forward woman is at play (in the way men would enjoy)?
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>>223607698
This is complete bullshit that is never stated in book nor film. Harry is NEVER referred to as a mudblood or halfblood and Draco definitely would have if he could, like he did with Hermione.
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>>223606495
Most fans probably view Harry as a "pureblood" because of your definition and the fact that it's rarely brought up by his enemies, and Harry also isn't ever called a "mudblood" like Hermione is, but Harry is explicitly referred to as a "half-blood" by Dumbledore when explaining why Voldemort attacked Harry's parents instead of Neville's.

>“He chose the boy he thought most likely to be a danger to him,” said Dumbledore. “And notice this, Harry. He chose, not the pureblood (which, according to his creed, is the only kind of wizard worth being or knowing), but the half-blood, like himself. He saw himself in you before he had ever seen you, and in marking you with that scar, he did not kill you, as he intended, but gave you powers, and a future, which have fitted you to escape him not once, but four times so far — something that neither your parents, nor Neville’s parents, ever achieved.”
Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 37
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>>223608668
I don’t like it because you’re too busy shoving in Harry Potter instead of jerking off to a hot blonde you faggot
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>>223608668
>trannies mad at Harry Potter and Rowling from the get go
>artists telling trannies to fuck off en masse when asked to turn Malfoid into a tranny
>overshadowed Petra Parker, a meme character they were trying to get off the ground that was just a trooned out Spiderman
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I need a Saudi Prince to pay a trillion dollars to fund a Hogwarts anime featuring a Manic Pixie Dreamgirl like Cyberpunk they did with Cyberpunk
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Would you pick her over Hermione?
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unrelated to malfoid, but it struck me how dumb it was that the wizarding world isnt even MORE fucked by consoomerism. like wheres all the coca cola? why isnt there aggressive magical advertisements for some magipop or something? shitling started to press further into that reality through the horrendous news reporters but she failed to capture that rotten industrial spirit for literally everything else.

dont get me wrong. the reason the first two books/movies are comfy kino is because theyre unique little worlds, but LOGICALLY they should be ultra raped beyond belief making the muggle world the more genuine counterpart
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>>223608689
You can log off and get some better material now, Rajesh. Or better yet, a real job.
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>>223607981
That's wholesome
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i can't believe redditors are legit getting upset about this wtf
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>>223607471
One drop rule, forever double nigger
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>>223608730
these kind of girls intimidate the shit out of me in real life
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>>223608747
Is consumerism possible in a world where you can just make things appear magically?
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>>223608761
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I wish I were dobby.
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>>223608769
She looks like a cop here
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Would you fem hagrid?
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>>223607529
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>223608779
tbf this is different from the reasons trannies hate it
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>>223607471
It's just a dick-measuring contest, meant to be analogous to both IRL British nobility and racial supremacy theory. The Black family has a tapestry showing off their lineage precisely because they can go back several long generations and everyone was a wizard. Their definition of purity would probably be way more stringent than someone whose family can only go back two generations before encountering a muggle parent. It's entirely meant to be hypocritical; Voldemort himself has a muggle father, but is basically never criticized for it because
1. He's powerful enough that people don't want to oppose him over it.
2. He actually wants to genocide and rule over muggles because he hated his father. Some of the purists probably just see him as a means to an end rather than actually embodying their views.
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I want to fly high with malfoid
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>>223608779
i dont speak reddit. can you translate?
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>>223608802
Don’t like it? Loser
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>>223608779
post the original and not this reddit garbage
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>>223608799
better question at this point is what character are we genderbending to be a male?
I say Luna. Make her a schizo.
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evil girls have stinky feet btw
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>>223608826
It's just normal English
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>>223608768
yes, WAY more than a world where you have to pay people to make stuff.

obviously theres skill and technique guarded by companies. so you can probably NEVER enchant a broom to be as stable and fast as a firebolt, but you CAN enchant one if you really want to. but the point is everyone wants the firebolt. people BUY brooms. they BUY potions and foods. magic should let people make the wizarding world a strange sort of cyberpunk dystopia thats strictly technophobic.

there should be blaring ads everywhere, forced ads in dreams, ads that seep into your thoughts. people should be hopping like rabbits for NEXT PRODUCT
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>>223608832
when you make eye contact in the mirror how does it feel? ashamed?
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>>223608791
As she should.

>>223608826
The witch was only 17 spells old you sick fuck.
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>>223608802
do you think maybe SHE would molest her dad instead of the other way around? you might be right
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The malfoid stuff makes me sad I missed out on childhood friendship
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>>223608863
i thought there was a subtext i was missing. of all of the seething tranny posts ive seen about malfoid im surprised you chose to post that one
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>lol trannies mad
Dude. You're taking a "side" with a genderswapped character. Let this FOTM meme die already.
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>>223608826
Redditors hate female Malfoy because "Malfoid" has become the predominant name, and "foid" is a mildly offensive chud-adjacent term for a woman, like bitch/cunt/whore.

A lot of the art depicting Malfoid is highly sexualized or pornographic. Malfoy is 11-17 in the books, so redditors can accuse anyone drawing her of being a pedophile to take the contrarian moral high ground.
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>>223608937
Seething
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>>223608838
Man, Luna would have been so much less popular as a male. Like probably Neville-tier.
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>>223608754
Literally never happened.
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>>223608887
the stylized drawing of the female version of the fictional character from the fantasy movie about wizards was only drawn 2 days ago you infantophile!
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would you drink it
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Trannies call this porn slop
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>>223608996
that's from her body.....
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>>223608937
do you find this "man" attractive?
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>>223608714
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>>223605232
I swear if it rains these creatures would blame fascism for it.
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>>223608838
fleur, but shes LITERALLY 100% exactly the same in every way except she and her little sister are actually male
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This shit was gay back when tumblr was doing it and it still is. It's also very inorganic because it's the same handful of pictures getting reposted everywhere.
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>>223608974
"I'm so quirky" is enough personality for a woman, it obviously wouldn't work for a man we demand much more from. Anon above is correct that in that case you need to make him legit schizo mad scientist.
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>>223608838
The herbology professor or the divination professor.
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>>223609123
sprout is a noncharacter so she could be male or female. no point in changing her. big eyes though needs to be female because a schizoid male would NEVER get treatment that lenient. she needs female privilege to make sense.

if that character was male, he would be LONG dead from suicide off in the forbidden forest somewhere
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>>223609075
there's already memes of Luna saying
>"Harry, have you noticing how the owners of the Daily Prophet are all (((goblins))), and their editorials always promote Ministers of Magic that support the Gringotts monopoly on the wizarding money supply? Curious!"
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>>223608761
to be fair, not that they deserve that, everything makes them upset
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who mogs
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>>223609179
Someone that schizo is immune to the opinions of others. Male Trelawny would be the Terry Davis of Hogwarts.
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>>223609075
It almost worked for Luna's father who was basically Rowling's neoliberal satire of David Icke/Alex Jones, but then of course he had to be a cowardly traitor as well as a nutcase because he was a neoliberal satire of David Icke/Alex Jones
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>>223608970
Cringe
>>223609011
Based
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>>223606495
thats why shes supposed to call him mudblood
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what does malfoid smell like?
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>lucius malfoy is a cop
>super uber rich, but he's a cop same as ron's dad
it would make more sense if he owned some sort of industry. why the fuck would a hyper ambitious wizard JUST be a cop?
>um he uses it for evil
yeah and he should be a big dog hiring OTHER aurors to do his bidding, not be a foot soldier himself. he should own SOME industry, even a small one like mass producing quality cauldrons or something
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>>223609337
Like an unwashed garloid
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>223609348
STFU and go take a selfie with a train you stinking jeet. You're shit at this.
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her feet stink
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>>223605232
>bluesky
what do you expect? They're only a notch more dignified than the diddlers on mastodon who came before them.
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>>223609337
she probably casts a cleaning charm every half hour. i'll be honest here, i've thought about the logistics of girls with magic before and i came to the conclusion that EVERY single girl would be magically cleaning themselves because vaginas get smelly REALLY fucking fast. no one wants to be the singular girl that smells like pits or pussy. nobody wants to be luna lovegood.

malfoid would smell like nothing most of the time
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Why is this everywhere now?
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>>223601702
This is the single most astroturfed shit in a long time here
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>>223609486
Remakes of Potterslop coming.
>>223609501
I don't see who could astroturf it aside from the studios for engagement bait but that campaign is too no-no forbidden for it to be nu-studio meddling.
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>>223609486
Because of Jap and Korean autism, mostly.
Even mangakas are drawing her
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>>223609532
>I don't see who could astroturf it aside from the studios for engagement bait but that campaign is too no-no forbidden for it to be nu-studio meddling.
You mean except for the fact that there's a new HP show coming out very soon?
Yeah why would ANYONE want to spam a "viral meme" online to get consumers interested in their show again...
yes very strange indeed...
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>>223609028
That could be hilarious.
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i'm 30 and watched the films on the big screen when they came out. I still think it would have been a lot better if malfoy was female and she redeemed herself in a similar or different way and ended up becoming harry's love interest. I mean who gives a fuck about ginny? but ofcourse this would be far too based for rowling.
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>>223609537
>Even mangakas are drawing her
Is that why >>223602365 looks like Yamamoto Souichirou forehead?
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>>223609537
You already posted this in the /v/ thread.
How much do you get paid pushing this crap?
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>>223609561
>that reading comprehension
That's exactly what I said in the very post above, and was skepical of.
Are you black?
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>>223609442
Not a single one of them shaves or washes at all, except when they dance naked under the full moon to summon Satan.
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>>223608714
>bigotry fetish
If the noose fits. . .
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>>223609575
>“I wonder what they’ve brought,” said Mr. Weasley, leaning forward in his seat. “Aaah!” He suddenly whipped off his glasses and polished them hurriedly on his robes. “Traps!”
>“What are tra — ?”
>But a hundred traps were now gliding out onto the field, and Harry’s question was answered for him. Traps were women … the most beautiful women Harry had ever seen … except that they weren’t — they couldn’t be — women. This puzzled Harry for a moment while he tried to guess what exactly they could be; what could make their skin shine moon-bright like that, or their white-gold hair fan out behind them without wind … but then the music started, and Harry stopped worrying about them not being women — in fact, he stopped worrying about anything at all.
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>>223609744
LMFAO
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>>223602398
>the Dumbledore article
Top kek
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>>223608799
Yknow, never thought about it too much but Hagrids dad mustve been a legend to bag a giantess as a short king
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>>223609348
The Malfoys own Muggle economy and real state, no? I remember that being the reason they're the richest fuckers in town
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>>223609978
But how did... I mean did he just...
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>>223602846
Can't support Peter and Jean, looks too much like siblings

Harry and Malfoy tho is peak kino
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>>223610060
She hung around for three years, so clearly he did something right
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>>223601984
It's their way of coping with actually shipping Harry and Draco, and wanting to self insert as Harry and suck Draco's dick. I don't mind, though. Some of the art is pretty nice, but it's hella gay.
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>>223610007
if they ever said it, i dont remember it. all i know is lucius is an auror and somehow mega rich. i thought the implication was he was simply corrupt, but you dont get that rich and high class being a fucking stooge
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>>223602398
That Dumbledore article is gold
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>>223601984
why does it trigger the trannies so much
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Would you befriend Malfoy if she was a girl?
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>>223610157
by calling it bait you're admitting that it triggers you, but saying nothing means you get no attention. quite the conundrum you have there, trannoid

picrel is what an actual woman looks like fyi
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>>223610196
"ENGORGIO!", my self insert said calmly.
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>>223610171
this would have happened if Harry Potter were written by a man
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>>223605232
They excluded themselves years ago from the series after Rowling pissed them off. Now they have to ignore the meme or secretly like it from the shadows . Now the meme is going at break neck speed and hit Asian artists the hardest, they love Malfoid. The Malfoid name and Harry having such shit romance in the books is so funny.
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what if malfoid got pregnant
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>>223610316
Malfoid never stops being pregnant
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>>223610316
Harry takes responsibility, duh
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>>223609026
https://forgeorganizing.org/article/the-climate-movement-must-be-a-movement-against-fascism/
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>>223610316
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>>223610368
remember that minotaur fucker book, morning glory milking farm? its a book where a whore jerks off minotaurs for money and collects their semen. the stupid fucking women who gooned to it said it was a criticism of fascism
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>>223608667
I think I love her
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>>223609596
Yep, that's because it is a forehead drawn by Yamamoto Souichirou himself.
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>>223610395
Words having meaning is patriarchy, bigot!
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Its sad that zoomers can only express their sexuality in this weird indirect way
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>>223610399
A forehead furrowed over 1000 times.
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>>223610395
I can't say I do but I'll take your word for it
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>>223610196
She wouldn't give any of you effeminate brown poorfags the time of day kek
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>>>/v/749183054

>957 posts
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>>223610423
Hot
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>>223608996
Directly from the spring
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>>223610395
its just an office romance with in a world of animal/human hybrids and its basically raceplay except instead of having sex with black street thugs its a billionaire minotaur man. Did I mention the minotaurs are all rich for some reason and the cum harvesting thing is because humans comodify it somehow and it probably never gets explained because the whole point is to get the woman reading it to self insert as easily as possible so she can cum her brains out to giant cocked rich guys that are powerfully strong but gentle and both and rough but not in a scary way
she basically starts fantasizing about bring violated by minotaurs immediately by the end of chapter 2
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>>223610526
yeah i know every male in female gooner shit is a giant billionaire monster man with an enormous cock that is both a violent rapist AND a feminist.

point is while theyre flicking their bean to the description of his big slimy literal cow tongue, their broken brains think its a critique of late stage capitalism
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>>223610381
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>>223601984
i'm a mega chud and i've been reading fanfiction since the 90s
we just don't talk about it openly
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>>223608469
this
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>>223610396
im with you bro
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>>223608799
I know imagine a young Tom Riddle being tempted by giantess Hagrid.
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>>223610624
>liking girls is gay
ywnbaw
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>>223608667
Okay
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>>223610624
scared, tranny?
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>>223608838
So, Kenji.
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>>223610624
the "movement" aka brownthings
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I'm gonna kill myself honestly
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malfoid won. reddit trannies lost. a good day.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1791271583570368.mp4
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>pretty blonde girl
>internet goes crazy
lmao still got it
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>>223610624
why are you trying to cancel people from drawing fictional charcters on the internet? have you ever thought about why you do it and what it means?
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>>223610700
please kill me first
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>>223610395
>remember that minotaur fucker book, morning glory milking farm?
I wish I didn't know what you're talking about, yet here we are
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>>223610700
Go for a high score, start with this anon >>223610916
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>>223610437
She's too powerful...
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>>223610171
Rowling had a rough love life before settling with her current husband, I dont think that the idea of romantic love saving the day would even passed by her head
Motherly love? yeah sure, she was already a mother when she starter writing HP series, but romantic? nah, she probably saw that as something shallow in comparison
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Malfoid has one shotted me
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>>223611321
it's 2am, i have work at 7, and i'm browsing malfoid threads for OC.
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>>223606420
>This reeks at shilling something
You can tell it's organic because there's no consistency
She doesn't have a well defined first name. In some her father is a doting girldad, others he beats her. Sometimes her offsiders Goyle and Crabbe are still two simp boys, others times they're two beefy girls, in others they're normal girls and she's the leader of a Mean Girl trio
In some she's carrying on a secret anonymous correspondence with Harry but is rude to him in public
The only consistent thing is pic related, both of them holding the elder wand at the end to defeat Voldemort with the power of love
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>>223611321
The past tense of "one shot" is "one shat"
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>>223610316
Her father mustn't hear of this!
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>>223605232
>the moment you realize Rowling herself created Malfoid to unironically piss off the trannies
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>>223606420
>Probably a big named artist started the trend that's why you see it everywhere, recently, out of nowhere
That's literally what happened.
A popular artist drew this pic, japs and koreans saw it and it blew up
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>>223611408
comin' right up
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>>223611429
that is one kissable neck
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>>223611429
don't forget the trannies losing their shit over it for some reason
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>>223605960
This. Which is precisely why it doesn't actually work; it's too smart.
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>>223602846
>SpiderPhoenix
This isn't even good enemies to lovers. Women unironically own this trend.
>Malfoid
Could be maybe if written well.
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The Sectumsempra scene becomes a metaphor for the irreversible regret of domestic violence
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>>223610988
the og artist really struck gold with this piece. going to be seeing variations for any and every female character till the collapse of the internet.
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>>223611494
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>>223610171
>defeating Voldemort with the power of love again instead of just some wand technicality
that would have been absolute KINO but Rowling's shit writing would never have achieved such level of peak storytelling
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>>223611449
nicely put
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Imagine the character drama and conflict of Malfoid being a love interest to Harry and possibly even in a relationship with him but is still chosen by Voldemort to carry out the assassination on Dumbledore. Rowling really missed out on so much.
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>>223611533
would Harry still have done this if Malfoy was a girl
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>>223611520
Yes and she could have done it with Ginny
It's just so obvious
>Weird noseless freak never stood a chance against love, he was always going to lose
but I think >>223611295 is right and Rowling has no mental framework for that
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>>223611563
He didn't knew what the spell was about, he was even surprised in the regular story and instantly regretted it there too, so it's safe to assume he would have cast it either way in this version only to have the same results (perhaps even worse, since the idea of this version is that Harry also harbored conflicted feelings over Malfoy)
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>>223606420
It's extremely inorganic
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Can we settle on a name?
I don't like to refer to a pureblood sorceress as a foid. Put some respect on it
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>>223611563
Yes
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>>223611563
The most popular Malfoid version so far is that she was about to use Crucio on him but stopped because she couldn't bear to hurt him, but he'd already started responding with Sectum, without actually knowing how severe it is
It works as an analogy for losing your temper and hitting your foid harder than you meant to
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>>223611593
you dont even know what organic means anymore
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>>223608694
I don't think most fans view Harry as pureblood. A mudblood is just as pure as a muggle, so it "doesn't count". This was not just a small thing.
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>>223611605
>Can we settle on a name?
It's hard
Some people say Dracaena, others Lyra or Cassiopeia (neighbouring constellations to Draco)
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here's where it all started. he posted this picture
>https://x.com/yunayuispink/status/2107018089489719625
on bluesky, and was immedietly met with hatred and vitriol by the trannies. then he was forced to delete it after receiving a trillion passive aggresive tranny deaththreats and mod warnings, picrel. he then reposted it to x and the trannies lost all power to control it. now trannies seethe and malfoid won
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It's easier for fictional characters to go for a passing MtF
they're jealous and bitter
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>>223601702
Harry's mother may be a mudblood but he is a direct descendant of the famous and mythological Peverell family, which puts his blood status leagues above the Malfoys. Malfoy's father would immediately approve his daughter marrying Harry the moment he learns about the Peverell family's connection to Harry.
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>>223611630
Censuring art, lol
Fun community
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>>223611630
>Sophie
Every single time lmao
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>>223611630
>someone was affected by seeing picrel on my feed
>THE WIZARD BOOKS IM NOT SAYING THEIR NAMES

this picture triggered a million trannies kek
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>>223611620
If I tell you whats been giving your friends away you'll change it up
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>>223602846
Please stop forcing Peter and Jean together, they have zero chemistry unlike Harry and Malfoid
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>>223611630
Fuck I hope Sophie's feed (or whatever the fuck it's called) is filled with Malfoid images for the next three months. Specifically images where Malfoid is destroying the Troon flag.
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>>223611717
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I want to bully malfoid until she cries
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>>223611754
scared potter
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>>223608730
malfoid
>rich
>beautiful
>classy
>connected
>secretly loves you and is devoted
hermione
>middle class
>above average
>not classy/probably a millennial arthoe or wokescold
>not connected
>loves you but is a nag
>also annoying activist
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>>223610316
It is really bullshit that teenage pregnancy never happened in the entire history of Hogwarts, even though we had hints of lewd behavior like Percy Weasley fooling around with his girlfriend in the school hot tub late at night or the carriages rocking back and forth during the Yule Ball
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>>223611627
Does either the Malfoy and LeStrange family tree have a good name, from a grandmother or something
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>>223611754
Why? Behind the smugness and arrogance there's a person far more sensitive than average, you'd break her.
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As decent as Malfoid is, I still prefer Narcissa (Draco's mom) x Harry over the new trend.
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>>223611804
why is she so w i d e
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>>223611846
Her big fat tits are pushing out her PJs
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>>223611787
Hermione seems like she'd be a difficult wife
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>>223605226
I wholeheartedly agree with you.
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>>223611787
SonMalfoid got it
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>>223601702
malfoid is built for asian men
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Damn, looking at the Black, Malfoy, LeStrange family trees. It's best for femDraco to get with Harry to avoid inbreeing
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>>223611872
She seems like one of those wives who always shit tests her husband using some new tiktok test and is a karen+soccermom on steroids like yeah she's a 7 but she acts like a 10 and will make her husband miserable.
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>>223611787
Both parents being dentists is only middle class by the insane bri'ish definition that means you aren't nobility.
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>>223611897
Sorry, Malfoid became extremely racist against asians after learning about Cho and Harry
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Black family has nice first names on the female side
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>>223611787
Switching Draco from M2F shows how poorly written the female characters are
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>>223611951
They already all act like girls
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>>223611914
she smells sweaty, disgusting
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>>223605232
>fanart exists, hitler responsible
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Malfoid should be turned into a ferret
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>>223612079
Damn that would be cute. I hope an asian artist draws her like that
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>>223612079
let that little rascal nibble on my asshole
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>>223612109
It's already there. I'll try to search for it and link it here.
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I can't get into HP because Daniel Radcliffe is literally a hairy manlet irl.
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Potters and Blacks are drawn to eachother
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>>223611606
Beautiful, just pure vulnerability. I will nurse her back to health.
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>>223601702
This meme is so fucking gay.
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>>223612246
literally me
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why is malfoid allowed on this board
it's blatantly off-topic isn't it
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>>223612258
Ackshually it's fucking straight thoughbeever
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>>223612285
harry potter is a film
we're on the film board
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>>223611569
Rowling couldn't have done it with Ginny because she already made her a slut when she could have made her something interesting instead.
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>>223612477
>Such a shame that Weasley girl turned out to be such a trollop
>I should never treat you so poorly Potter, if you were anywhere close to my standards
>I know what is expected of a lady



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