>main character is getting his dick sucked>starts going “Ooh yeah fuck yeah that’s nice.”
It's important to give feedback and encouragement.
>>223602038>"Where did you learn to do that?">"I grew up with five brothers"
>>223602038Why did you post this?
>>223602038>"Fuck yeah, dude, just like that"
Do people actually speak like porn actors during sex?
>>223603440most peoples first exposure to sex was through porn, so yes
>you and i.....are not so diferent
>>223602038virgin
>>223602038Name 24 movies where this happens verbatim
>>223603440First lay with an eventual gf she yelled like a bad porn star. Moaning, saying she's going to come yells as she came etc. I knew it was 99% fake but it was hot af. Told her to tone it down when the roommate was home, but never got the same experience after (even when alone)
>>223603691Oz (the HBO prison show) had it but it was dudes blowing dudes
>main character is fucking a girl>she starts going “Ooh yeah fuck my little slutbox smash my tight pink creamy cumgutter just like daddy did”
>>223602038>says "yeah, suck that dick" as if that's not what she's doing.
What is happening here?
>>223603809chuddie virgins moaning about being horny but unable to get a gf
>main characters sex interest is biting a ballgag so he's telling her how nice and tight her shithole feels
I am 32 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Honestly I completely get this, I’ve gotten my dick sucked by multiple girls and they always think it’s weird that I act like a robot saying nothing during it. Like wtf do they want me to do?
>>223603440Nope, not me. Just to own the kikes in two weeks when I’ll be getting laid I won’t vocalize whatsoever because that’s what a giga would do. Also I’ll slap my concubine if she does the same
>>223603955Play with their hair, push their head down on it? I get it. If you just lay down like a mannequin it’s basically like molesting a retard
>>223604001>in two weeksKek, anon; well played.
>you me cave now. Unga bunga all moon long>him legend grug never get on his levelIt used to be so simple
>main character is masturbating>aaaaghhh Im gonna cooom Im gonna shoot ropes aaagghNo one does this irl.
>>223604150>main character is masturbating >starts screaming OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH UNGA UNGAI do that
>>223603809nothing much. what's up with you?
>>223604047I am a retard.
>>223603955saying "good girl" in a suitably manly voice always goes down well if you'll pardon the pun. depending on how much of a WHORE she is she may also appreciate you whispering things like "that's amazing, you sexy fucking bitch". They hate having their heads pushed down but you can stroke their necks while they're at it. Just remember women. are simple creatures, they want to know they are good at pleasuring a man, they want to feel protected (not safe; protected, there's a difference) and they don't like being treated like anonymous flesh toys.
>>223606599just to elaborate on the last point say this: I need you.you drive me crazy. i must have YOU. NOWdon't say this: I really need to get laid. Im desperate. bend over. PLEASE
Whenever I'm getting my dingle suckled I always reach down and play with a boob with one hand and touch her hair and neck with the other.
>>223606853I usually grab the balls
>>223603440Often females like to just lay back close their eyes and moan. You might find the real thing a let down.
I always start whistling the theme from the a team
>>223602038You are supposed to do that. The girls feel awkward if they are sucking in silence
>>223602038everyone appreciates positive feedback
>>223602038I usually moan in agony and fart a little when getting a nice blowie. Don't talk much though.
>>223603440I barely ever talked during sex, except for a question here and there, until one last year, when I was full on comfortable doing "sexy dirty talk" which was pretty fun honestly. Every girl I've been with has also said almost nothing.
>>223602038Honestly at first I felt awkward about this but then I realized that it’s not really about what you say but knowing that you’re both enjoying it.
>>223608334not my problem
>>223603440Majority of the time I’m Too focused on trying not to cum too quick or too focused on staying hard if I’m not as into it. When I’m really into it, but not cumming too fast, that’s when the dirty talk and “fuck that pussy is wet” etc etc comes in.
>>223603440If a woman says her "love language" is words of affirmations it means she gets wet from dirty talk
>>223603791I’ve unironically said this. People do it outside of sex, it’s just encouragement.
>>223603440>gf saying 'it's so deep' when I barely crack 6 inches
>>223608623Girth > length, provided length is at least 5 inches.
>>223603734>Told her to tone it down when the roommate was home>never got the same experience after (even when alone)You fucked up. You made her self-conscious about dirty talk and then she never wanted to do it again.
>>223603440me and my co-workers do while out on the job, yeah. no homo
>>223606035Why are they fucking that guy?
>get qt gf that I really like>sex at first is pretty vanilla >eventually she starts opening up more and we're more comfortable >start doing more positions and more dirty talk>one night we have a few drinks and start going at it hard>she starts calling me daddy while I pound her>Uh okay>she starts SUCKING HER THUMB while calling me daddy and asking to spank her >mfwWe're still together and we fuck like rabbits but that took some getting used to. I'm not even going to ask why she likes that because I don't want to ruin it because the pussy is too good.
>>223608973Reparations for all the buck breaking I guess.
>>223609127You should question why you’re not into it. That would make me cum buckets.
>porn scene>close up of the guy's moaning face for several seconds
>>223602713Underrated post.
>>223602713kek
>>223609127>normalfags think this isn't vanillakek
>>223609884Only normalfags have sex though.
>>223609898normalfags don't rape
>>223609909Meanwhile...at Cornell...
>>223602038>doesnt freak out from oversensitivity when she is first kissing around the headimmersion lost
>>223603440Some girls do it to turn themselves on more. Same with moaning. Sex is rarely ever so good that you HAVE to moan.
>>223603767>fucking my gf>she kept saying "fuck me hard daddy!!">"that's it daddy!!"">"i'm c umming dad!!!"i've never cummed so hard in my life
How do I get a cute trans gf?
>>223608702>Girth > length, provided length is at least 5 inches.100%. I have about 6+" circumference and I've gotten plenty of complements. Girth is really the only thing you need to be "good at sex." Not length, not "technique", literally all a guy has to do to be "good in bed" is be blessed with a girthy man-piece, and obv not be retarded or super ugly. I didn't win the lottery in some ways, but I'll never have to know what it's like to have a small dick. Feels good. I wish I also knew what having $10 million dollaridoos, but I don't (yet!!!).
