Nice try, Ellison. If you want your work done, pay me.

>>223602598
>in a modern setting and with modern values
>without it sucking?
pick one and only one.

>>223602671
Stop being a zoomer

all girls are black BUT they have huge knockers

Rachel and Monica date black men but Joey get hot dinner

Remove all Jewish elements
Joey spends a lot of time on Tinder
Chandler works from home
Monica posts her recipes as YouTube shorts
Rachel has an onlyfans

>>223602598
How much time ya got, anon?

>>223602598
Ross and Monica are changed to Hispanic/Latino, Phoebe to African-American, and Joey to Maori. Rachel and Chandler are white.

There is no way the would have the rent control they had back then for that apartment (yes that's how they afforded such a large apartment) now in NYC. The apartment would have to be a lot smaller but that's not good for tv filming.

>>223602730
im 40 years old faggot

>>223602598
Set it in Ukraine and have the friends silently disappear one by one. Keep the stupid jokes and laugh track. End it in one season.
Final episode is just empty shots of their apartments and hang outs, with an occasional laugh track hit.

>>223602598
I wouldn't change a thing except for making Joey gay and Chadler black.

>>223602944
The Rock to play Joey

I’d pay Monica in cold dinners and Joey in new cars

Set it in Greater Serbia in early 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hV4621d_o

>>223602598
Monica > Phoebe >>>>>>>>>>>>> Rachel
Chandler > Joey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ross

>>223602598
Only really Phoebe and Ross need to be changed
The other four work fine
Monica get's her grandmother's apartment, Rachel is a dumb cunt who moves in, Chandler is doing the same shitty job with powerbi and Joey is a failling actor

>>223602889
ros get ipad

>>223602598

Adults are just too infantilized now. The entire vibe would be off. They'd be last-minute cancelling plans with one another, complaining about having to uphold their adult responsibilities. Hating kids. Glorifying dogs.

That show "I Love LA" is what it would look like, and that was a revolting window into the next generation of adults' goals and priorities.

>>223602598
Make Rachel a trad wife who almost married the wrong guy bc she was saving herself for marriage.
Retcon Monica and Ross as annoying liberal jews who harp on her values but eventually Monica coms around and they become friends that tolerate and accept their differences.
Phoebe is a chronically online tiktok addict who believes in star signs and has constant conflicts with Science Atheist(TM) Ross and they have sexual tension and fuck constantly.
Chandler and Joey are Funny Guys who constantly try and fail to go viral online but ultimately do get a bit popular.
But Chandler falls down a manosphere rabbit hole and gets bitter and conflicts with his neighbor, rabid feminist cat lady Janice.
Joey falls into tradcath Youtube and becomes religious and courts Rachel.

>>223602598
It sucked when it was made

>>223603014
>40
>still posts on 4chuddle
roflcopter

>>223604680
>Chandler > Joey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ross
Ross is the best character

I would reboot it and have the first episode be Nick Mullen's Friends script.

>>223605690
there is nowhere else to go