Anyone else need a break from the Malfoid threads? I think Courage is the obvious answer here but would also feel super guilty about leaving Clifford behind.
pluto since he's the only real dog
>>223602667Santa's Little Helper is just a nice, normal dog so probably him. I'd have Brian too if we are talking Brian from old Family Guy when he was more of just a drunk guy and not the most insufferable character in fiction.
Brian Griffin I get to run him over
>>223602696santa's little helper is a regular dog.>>223602667can I save 2 if I let them torture brian? (He deserves it)
>>223602667Yeah, probably Courage. After the years of suffering he endured, he deserves a loving home.>>223602696Pluto is the most boring character ever
>>223602667I would find a way to save Blue and Scooby.
>>223602667Id pick either Scooby or Courage. Probably Scooby so we can smoke doobies. I feel like Brian would get annoying eventually.
>>223602667this is the saddest thing i’ve seen today
>>223602667Courage hands down. Scooby is a close second
>>223602667Courage. He's a sweetheart, and I know that if I were ever in danger he would be ready to go in guns blazing to try and rescue me.>>223602696Pluto is just a pervert that blackmailed Mickey into helping him act out his pet play fetish.
My nigga Spunky dindu nothin' wrong!
>>223602667clifford would be the best at training to chase minorities so him
>>223602667Picking courage would curse you with weekly visits with paranormal entities.Clifford would be too expensive to feed, brian would be unbearable and blue would make me look for him all the time so i guess i'd pick santa's little helper
>>223602667Blue. Mostly just because she, Clifford, and Santa’s little helper are the only ones who could realistically die. Everyone else is protected by toon force. You’d probably need a lot of toxin to kill Clifford so he’ll be fine. Hell, Brian already died once and he got better.
>>223602808Clifford is a western version of a White Elephant.
>>223602808>frogposter>antisocialGot a new one here
>>223602667Easy Courage.
>>223602667I adopt Courage. Courage and I then beat the fuck out of the guy for trying to kill all of the dogs except Brian (I don't care what happens to Brian).
>>223602667Scooby or Courage are the only ones that can comprehend mortality and are worth saving so one of them. Probably Scooby since putting down Courage would be an act of mercy.
>>223602667Blue. The rest I don't know/care about or in Courage's case it would be putting him out of his long misery
>photo of the staff member euthanizing them
>>223602667I was thinking Droopy is pretty calm, so maybe he's easy to take care of, but then I remembered those dogs with saggy skin get health problems. Plus, Droopy's so depressed, he'll probably jump in front of a car anyway.
>>223602667Well, all the talking dogs are right out. I don't wanna hear any sass. Especially that libtard know-it-all Brian (his book sucks btw). Not really familiar with Bluey. Clifford probably takes way too big shits. Courage is probably gonna go soon due to preexisting heart conditions. I don't recognize the one on the far right. I'll go with him.
>>223602773Real shelters will send out perfectly adoptable dogs to be killed while doubling down and holding pitbulls for years and years even if they have aggression issues. They do this to combat "dog racism".
>>223603484It's like some weird mind virus that struck all the white women at the same time. Like what anti-cat people think toxoplasmosis is like. I've seen petite women desperately struggling to reign in their maulers in public places. My sister is obsessed with the things. My city is pretty white and affluent but most of the dogs in the shelter are pitbulls.
>>223603484Malarkey I worked at a pound for two years in NYC; pitpubls and feral rottweilers were routinly put down after 48 hours while other dogs were kept for at least a week if they were healthyI felt kinda bad for the rottweilers but fuck pitbulls; that breed is just broken
>>223603484bite local
>>223602667I take Brian and then beat him to death with a club with nails in it (it's okay, he can drive, so he counts as human).
>>223602667Definitely going to have to be Scooby or Clifford, Courage deserves to be rescued too but I think he’d be the only one here conscious enough to sacrifice himself to save the others.
>>223602667>Brainey??you mean Spunkey?
Droopy. He's a total babe magnet.
>>2236036363x Bape!
>>223602696I think the Simpsons dog and the Rocko dog are both real/regular dogs. I thought Pluto was smart like Scooby Doo.
>>223602667Yeah, courage is the best boy here
>>223602667>Scoob is super based, can basically talk, constantly gets into wacky adventures, and will be a stoner's best friend, so he's high on the not kill list>Having a dog that BIG and that RED would have a HUGE amount of benefits, so Clifford is high up on the not kill list. That is assuming that Clifford can even be killed by anything short of a missile strike. >Pluto is a real dog in a universe of dog people, so imagine a world where people keep small quadruped human-faced abominations as pets. Out of mercy he get's the needle. >Courage's hyper alertness will help protect you from supernatural entities, plus there's the advantage of all the fun paranormal and psychedelic hijinx he of course attracts. So, he's a contender to save.>Santa's Little Helper is basically a background character and overall too boring to save>Droopy is so depressed he begs for sweet release, so why deny him?>Brian deep down is loathing and wants to kill himself but he is too much of a pussy blowhard to actually go through with it. So why not give him what he really wants?>Blue is wanted internationally for war crimes in Syria alongside Muhammad Al-Basel (formerly known as Steve Burns), so she'll be getting executed via firing squad anyway.>Astro is a large, extremely intelligent dog from the future who can talk and has actively turned away from a life of luxury and wealth to live a simpler life. Overall, he seems like pretty solid underrated contender.>Brainy is adorable but too retarded to even be able to tell the difference between life and death.
>>223602667Courage. Sorry, Scoobs. Sorry, Blue. Fuck you, Brian.
>>223603127Painfully accurate
>>223602667Put them all down… I got my bro already
>>223602667Droopy Sweeny has the most promising acting carreer
Brainy?
>>223603856>>>>>BrainyWhat is this mandala shit? Who the fuck is brainy? The rapist from hey Arnold?
>>223602667Which ones here are “just dogs” and not intelligent, sapient beings?Scooby is smart and can talk. Can Clifford talk or is he just a dog? Need a QRD on dog lore of these guys.
>>223603904lmao. He's Rocko's dog from Rocko's Modern Life. But I am 100% for discussing which Hey Arnold kids gets euthanized.
>>223602739You can do whatever you want. Do not try to bend the meme .. only try to realize the truth.That said I save Clifford, Pluto, and Santa's Little Helper.Scoob, Blue and Astro should be able to easily save themselves and be gone before I arrive.Brian sucks, death would be a relief for Droopy, and I don't know the other two ugly dogs so I don't care.
>>223602667I know who I wouldn't get that annoying retard Astro or Droopy
>>223603940>He's Rocko's dog from Rocko's Modern LifeThats Spunky
>>223603940>he’s Rockos dog from Rockos modern lifeRocko’s dog is Spunky there is no “Brainy”
>>223603033patrician
If I pick Droopy, does he still pull hot women like crazy?
>>223603856>>223602667>>223603856>>223603940Ok whats going on here? Which version did you guys watch?
>>223603127Kek Oh well, let's murder one of these other dogs.
>>223602749>Yeah, probably Courage. After the years of suffering he endured, he deserves a loving home.this was my first thought aswell, he suffered enough
How is no one picking Clifford? Hes the only real dog here out of all these sarcastic gimmicky weirdos who talk.
>>223602667Clifford the Bug Red Dog is an abomination without species and should be cornered and destroyed with a flamethrower
>>223604096He’s a fucking menace and you’d be better off just dropping napalm in the middle of New York City
>>223604096Bc no one could afford to feed his giant ass
>>223604096bro you KNOW you want to see the white woman lining up to get railed by that thing
>>223603005Immigrants aren't part of society, that's the whole point
>223604156wtf kys troonie loonie
>>223602667Spunkie even though he's a little hyper spaz
>>223604149open up a petting zoo “come see the giant dog” and use the profits to raise cattle (Cliff probably needs 1 cow a day roughly? idk on the logistics of how much it would actually be to feed this guy)
>>223602667
>>223602667Bluey should be in there and dying.
>>223604054>>223603902>>223603751Pretty sure its some dumb meme/troll
Clifford, no hesitation
>>223602667scoob. imagine getting blitzed and eating sandwiches with your dog, who can talk to you
>>223602667I would adopt Scooby just to kill him myself. Never understood why he is so popular
>>223602667Pull my gun and save Pluto, Courage, Clifford, Blue, and Scooby.
how many times over can I kill libdog to save the rest
>>223602667Can I ritualistically sacrifice Brian to save the rest?
scoob would never be saved, he'd eat all your snacks and sammiches.
Brian or Courage. Courage feels like he is inviting trouble tho
>>223602667Me and scoob. Only gave a second glance to clifford.
>>223602667Courage
>>223602667Assuming Clifford is as big as a house like he usually is I adopt him but hide Scooby, Brian, Courage, and Santa's Little Helper in his mouth. Pluto, Blue, Droopy, Spunky, and The Grey Dog get left behind.
Would be tough to leave my man Spunky in there like that. Him or Clifford.
>>223602667Agree with you OP but in the end Clifford is actually a massive cunt so courage get it.
>>223602773dude they’re not even real dogs get over yourself
>>223603484
>>223603484They do this because they know they can sell them you schizo
>>223603573If only it could be blamed on woemen. The amount of guys I've met who are pit mommies is insane.
>>223605108>shelters>sellingAre you genuinely retarded?
>>223605191Are you?
>>223605361It’s not polite to ask that.
>>223602667Am I allowed to pick Brian, and just strangle him to death with my bare hands?
>>223602667courage, blue and the big red dog. I don't know who is but he looks nice
>>223602667Clifford obviously. Would have to take him to the next town to take a shit though.Either that or enslave Brian
>>223602667Courage, Droopy, and maybe Scooby are the only ones realistically intelligent enough to help you save the others.
clifford, because then i could use him as a siege elephant to free the others
>>223602667i will not enduge your depravation, they all will be free, they all deserve freedom and peace, fuck youyes, i'm autistic
>>223602667Imagine spending a night in the pound with these guys. My ass and dick would be so sore.
>>223602667Astro is saved.
>>223602667I don't particularly care about any of them.So I'll go with Brian because he probably has money.
Courage or Santa's Helper are the only two dogs in that rooster, that actually behave like man's best friendsThey have both saved their owners at the risk of their own livesCourage and Santa's helper are definitely good dogs
>>223606055Then I take your turn. I put Brian to sleep first because he's a jerk. Next Courage because he's drawn badly. You get the point. (Astro is always saved.)
>>223604065>>223603127
>>223602667Blue! She's let's you blue skadoo
>>223602667Inshallah put them all down.
>>223602667Brian, Pluto, and Scooby deserve to die.Droopy and Spunky will live no matter what they try, so they dont need help.Astro and Clifford have semi-competent owners that care and will be recovered soon...maybe Santa's Little Helper but less likely.I feel bad for Blue, by the only real choice is Courage.
>Good boysCourage, Clifford, Scooby. >Annoying muttsPluto, SLH, Astro, Spunky>Incarnation of SatanDroopy>Sex pest who will try to fuck your wifeBrian
I'm not sure they can actually put down Droopy. He's unkillable. Tough choice between Clifford and Courage. But I don't have space to take care of a giant dog :(
>>223607104>I'm not sure they can actually put down Droopy. He's unkillable.That's the reason why I picked Astro. Scooby has already been killed by pozzed remakes, but Droopy is totally invincible, and if you were to try and harm him he would find you even if you had a hardened lair near the center of the Earth with robot guns and laser grids.
You don't get it, do you? I've been looking for Clifford for a long, long time.
>>223602667If I had to give my honest answer, I would give it honestly. And it would be Spunky from Rocko's Modern Life.
>>223605191A lot of shelters sell dogs
Digby, the Biggest Dog in the World
>>223602667>no PoochieI sleep
>>223609150plan b, do you have it?
>>223602667>The rest will be put downKEK
>>223603573>weird mind virus that struck all the white women at the same timeThat’s all women all of the time m8
>>223602667Courage, he's definitely my spirit animal. Constantly warning others that things will go wrong, is always ignored, and then those things do go wrong and he has to fix them
>>223602667A few of these dogs have outerversal scaling featsgood luck putting them down
>>223602667scooby, courage, brian, droopy, and astro are all sentient so one of those. scooby lived a full life, brian is an unlikable asshole, droopy probably wants to die, and considering he's from the future, astro probably has DNA on file to clone him. so i pick courage, he's a good boy.
>>223602667fuck courage, kill brian, marry scooby
>>223605060>clifford is a massive cuntWhat was the live action Clifford movie like? If it was made in 2005 I imagine it would be like picrel but a giant dog instead with the police and SWAT hunting Clifford through the city as he lay waste to buildings and cars in his path (but rescues a couple of people from falling off a roof or something so you know he’s good).Thats the only way I could imagine a “realistic” live action Clifford movie playing out anyway.What was the new Clifford movie like? Hes just big and silly and there’s no collateral damage or conflict in the film?
I feel like if you picked Courage he might insist that you save someone else instead.
>>223602667Clifford. He didn't ask to be born a giant.A talking dog would be annoying, whether i's retarded babble mouth like Scooby or Goofy, and the fact the Goofy is a "normal" character whereas Pluto isn't tells me that Pluto is a fucking degenerate and chooses to live like a dog unlike Goofy.Brian Griffin is a liberal faggot that I'd shotgun behind the barn.Courage is an annoying faggot.No one gives a fuck about Santa's Little Helper because only fucking retarded faggots give a shit about Simpsons.Droopy dog is just Eeyore in dog version, if he's that depressed, then it's behind the barn.I don't care.Blue? Leaving paw prints all over my house would make me beat him with a newspaperRocco's Dog? Okay, he's alright.
>>223602667These dogs have all been dead for years, some decades.
>>223602667For me it's Spunky
>>223602667This is just sad. The industrialized breeding and slaughter of dogs is really fucked up.
>>223610617>industrialized breedingthe only breed that’s industrially bred is pitbulls, I recently got a sheepdog to tend to my livestock and I spent almost a year searching before I found one, there are NO DOGS to be found unless they’re pitbulls, dogs are like fucking extinct ffs
>>223610644I'm guessing breeders have switched over to meme breeds like pugs which can experience rapid market growth based on whatever social media trends are happening.
>There are dogs being put down RIGHT now:( I'm gonna cuddle with my dog
Scoob>Good sense of humor>Loyal>Kino>Good taste in food>Hook up with Daphne and Velma through him
>>223602667>>223602722I'd put them all down as long as I knew they got Brian.
>>223610720In my neck of the woods the Amish (or "Antapex of the White Race", as I like to call them) breed whatever is popular and sell them to pet stores. Rottweilers and "designer" Frenchies go to black areas, cute small dogs to whiter ones.The dogs are all inbred to shit and the bitches get killed as soon as they can't keep having litters. People who still have a noble savage view of the Amish need reeducation.
>casually mogs all the other dogs
Courage goes through hell on a weekly basis to save his people even when one of said people actively hates and torments him. Thats loyalty you can’t buy.
>>223602667Brian has marketable skills, and Clifford can earn well as a circus freak. Don't know about the rest, but Droopy's probably a CPA with a good salary.
Bullshit image. Droopy would get out of it effortlessly whether I pick him or not.
>>223602667Brian I guess? Like he's kind of annoying, but he's also the most human one so it's arguably the worst to put him down.>>223603484No? Pitbulls get put down as soon as possible precisely because they're such a danger to everyone, including thee workers.
>>223611585I would think more this on pitbulls. So few dogs get adopted, anything that's less than pristine, and preferably a puppy, gets put down as soon as the person walks out the door.
>>223602667How come no Jake from Adventure Time, he would be an easy pick with his powers
>>223602667the obvious choice
>>223602667couragehes like brian but actually a guy you want to hang out with unlike seth macfarlane
>>223602667Clifford because you can ride him like a horse. I would ride him to work every day
>>223602667scooby doo would be a good hang
I'd adopt Scoob and we'd get super baked on that 'za and eat sandwiches.
>>223602667Courage obviously
>>223603084Blue is definitely the one getting saved, I love her to death. But this scenario is so fucked up I’d probably have to off myself to get over the guilt. I’m literally crying right now.
I don’t really want a dog so probably Brian, he’d be be more like a middle aged roommate
>>223611893Yeah, Jake would be the obvious choice. He would give you good advice, make you food and ride his back instead of needing a car
>>223602667I'd have to flip a coin between droopy and Brian. They can talk and comprehend humans well enough to work. I don't think I'd want to actually be around either of them but I can say "well I saved your life to go get a job and pay me rent"
>>223602696based pluto loverpluto for life <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc3fwKfLk9oalso >putting down droopy good luck with that
>>223602667Blue is the only girl, so unfortunately for the rest I'm saving her
>>223602667If the choice wasnt obvious you dont deserve to live.
>>223602667Courage, Scooby, Cliford and Blue are the only choice of the litter, as they each have their own shows. Blue & Clifford are freaks and are barred for being such colorful freaksCourage, although brave is an ugly muttScooby is the only pupper worth saving All others will be put down by me
>>223602667The best answer!
>>223602667droopy is already in another country
>>223602667>no Scrappy-DooI'm not picking until I can be sure he'll be put to sleep.
Scooby or Droopy and the later can take care of himself
That depends on whether or not the slab has been returned.
>>223602667Bryan. I'll make him get a job so he can generate income for me
LMAO @ ASTRO NOT GETTING A SINGLE REPLY
>>223602667>all the names on the sign are correct>except spunky is now brainyfucking ai
>>223602667I save Blue so we can use the Blue Scadoo to isekai into some cool shit
>>223614053Pfffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt get on my level
>>223614584THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR JUST SITTING THERE AND WATCHING WHEN GEORGE WAS ON THE TREADMILL
>>223602810>he isnt already afflicted by the curse of a weekly paranormal menace
>>223602667courage, I just want him to be happy...
>>223602667Courage is the only one who could come up with a plan to save the others so him.
>>223604160They do all the shit jobs though, nursing, cleaning, building, cooking...You're contributing less to society than that 55yo fat immigrant who wipes old asses all day long for shit pay
>>223602667if Wishbone is available I'll take him, if not then I'll take Blue
>>223602667Scooby, Courage, or Blue saved. Droopy will be okay like people said otherwise I would consider him too. Brian would be the worse one to save. Even if you put him to work he'd be awful to live with.I am biased towards Scooby. However, I think Courage would be the best pick.
"Alright, Droopy. It's time.." "You know what? I'm happy."
You're the man now, dog.
I adopt Brian so I can kill him with my 2 hands
>so many people picking ScoobyHe eats so much that unless you are one rich fucker (Shaggy's parents were millionaires) you'd be dead broke and homeless or forced to give him away within a week
>>223614584Four or five anons picked Astro.
>>223616454>not implying that typical dog owners are neglectful pieces of shitThat was nice of you.
>>223616028
>>223602667Where is Odie? where is Snoopy? Where is Ren? Where is Dynomutt? Where is Muttley? Where is Astro? Where is Brain? WHERE?!!!
>>223616731Oh, sorry. I noticed Astro... but where are the other dogs? WHERE?!
>>223610347Goofy?
>>223602667Scoob and Courage would find a way out via shenanigans, so they’re safe.Clifford would shrug off any attempt to kill him, so he’s safe.I’d go with Santa’s little helper
>>223602667Clifford obviously, the rest are retarded or annoying, plus he looks the saddest to be there.
>>223602667My dawg Pluto!!!
>>223602667where my nigga Brain?
>>223615749you're a fucking retard and you don't understand how modern immigration works or the damages it does to society, you never will. But one day when you're old, a nigger will beat you to death in a nursing home.
>>223602667The red dog.He's a freak of nature and could probably be sold for good money
>>223603940alright now this is annoying me, why is every name on the list accurate except for Spunky?
>>223602667Clifford. He's just too innocent.
>>223604351I don't want a full time job revolving around a giant dog, I'd have to start managing his socials and other annoying shit. Now if I were to time travel back with one of these dags though, Clifford is the obvious choice. Imagine having him along in caveman times and then breeding an army of Clifford mutts.
>>223602667Spunky, I don't want a dog that can talk and Clifford is too big for my apartment. Retarded dogs are sweet.
>>223606873When I was a kid I got beat up by the neighborhood bully and my family dog just sat and looked on, he even got petted by the bully afterwards. I hope you're getting mauled by pitbulls in hell Lucky you fucking mutt.
>>223602667>>223602749>>223604070Never did I realise what friends I had... All these dogs have had good long lives, except Courage who has lived a long nightmare and probably has an anxiety disorder and PTSD. He deserves whatever time he has left doing normal dog things, or pursue a university education or whatever he is capable of that little weird bean. He has always needed that vacation.I am a little concerned if you take him in your life also becomes a horrible nightmare but quite frankly that show was sick so I'll risk it. Cactuses growing out of my armpits is a small price to pay to help this little hero.
>>223602667Clifford would have the highest resale value.Maybe Brian too because he has human intelligence
>>223610347Isn't pluto to goofy like monkeys are to us?
pluto is probably the least obnoxious
>>223618207Brain's personalia is probably concealed because he worked intimately with the CSIS. Probably why they couldn't catch him. Whether he is alive or dead is a Canadian state secret.
>>223618379>vague deflections instead of actual argumentsyou retards are all the same
>>223602667Courage will actually save your life if you're ever threatened by bad guys or monsters.But Scooby would probably be the most fun to chill with smoking weed and eating food.
>>223602667courage and it's not even close
>>223618662If Scooby wasn't a cartoon he'd be a pretty fucking ordinary dog. But you have to remember that not only can he talk, he can reason, and use human objects. Ever had a great dane whine for food? Scoobs will whine to you, with words and guilt tripping, about how Shaggy always let him smoke three bongs for dinner. I don't know what your relationship is with your dealer, but Scooby is a big boy and he's been chainsmoking for decades. You run the serious risk of becoming Shaggified as Scooby eats you from house and home, and then smokes away whatever you've got left. I love him but he might be the one with the greatest cause for putting down.
>>223602667which one has a cookie?
>>223618379Trooned wog spamYou belong in /pol/
Courage and it's not even close.
>>223602667I've always found all of them but Santa's Little Helper annoying. I would pay money to watch Brian get put down.
>>223602808The cost to feed him would cancel out any benefits.
>>223611404>Be a shitty watered down knockoff of Ren and Stimpy
>>223602667Regardless of who I choose, can I watch Brian be put down?
>>223602696>because Scooby isn't>>223602667Droopy is the most competent due to slapstick logic, so I adopt him and we save the others, except for Brian.
