https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_84BRXmjbA>Jim Hawkins (Tom Sweet) and his mother Bess Hawkins (Hayley Atwell) come into possession of an old treasure map and search for the location of treasure, racing against British agent Aaron Graham (Jack Huston) and a seasoned pirate Long John Silver (David Oyelowo).
Why is Jim so old?Why is his mom on the ship?Who the fuck is "British agent Aaron Graham"?Why is Long John Silver black?Why even call it Treasure Island if you're not going to follow the book?
>>223605262Why is that homeless guy asking me for crack money in the middle of the picture?
>>223605262>no colors>captain niggerYeah, that's what a pirate movie really needs
>>223605455>Why is his mom on the ship?>Why is Long John Silver black?Need I explain?
>>223605508They just chose a storm shot for whatever reason. The trailer clearly has some colour.
>>223605455>Why is Jim so old?What, you want a child actor as a lead?
>>223605262lol this black guy really loves these roles
>>223605262Long John Silver is one of my favorite characters ever. I aint watching this pile of barf
>>223605535It's Treasure Island. That's the point.
>>223605533>some colour>someSAD
>>223605573Kid leads are ALWAYS a cursed decision.
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>>223605262So you CAN fuck up an adaptation of Treasure Island...
>>223605624Then don't do Treasure Island.
>>223605262>nog front and centereh, thanks but no thanks.
>>223605262looks kinoblack sails left an empty vacuum
Is this related to Black Sails?
>>223605713Not directly.Black Sails was a weird pseudo prequel to Treasure Island, while this is an (unfaithful) adaptation of Treasure Island. These projects have entirely different creative teams and different actors.
>>223605782So it's kinda related
>>223606044Nta, but yes, "kinda related" means the same thing as "not directly [related]". good job.
people are losing it over Long Daquarius Silver could actually workbut all those scenes with the motherbeing in chargebeing badassall those linesthis is what we get for not watching enough tv but playing gamesthey make shows for thier big demographic audience
>mgm plus That's a thing?
no thanks, i'll just rewatch the original
>>223606203based and professional pirate pilled
>>223606230AYE
>>223605262Looks boring. How do you make Treasure island boring? KEK. Hard pass.
>>223605262Whys the mother on the ship???
>>223607740For the Captain's use.
>>223605262>pirate Long John Silver (David Oyelowo).Dey be makin da black man a criminal, fuckin racis, smdh
>>223606182>Long Daquarius SilverLong John Nigger is right there, anon
>>223606182>they make shows for thier big demographic audienceThe audience isn't there either, they just make this for the writers' room and nobody else.
>>223608242Don't you wish this was true, you deluded little freak
>>223608253Hey good luck with the ticket sales
>>223608242>they just make this for the writers' room and nobody elseTrue beyond all belief.
>>223605538What is that foul stench?
>>223605624OK, pleb.
>>223605455
Don't want to spoil the book for you guys but the black guy is the villain
>>223608586Not in this adaption
>>223608586A Nog Long Nigg...?