How was he expecting to explain to Hagrid that he ate his friends?
>>223606856probably something like:>lol, lmao even
burpsowwy
>>223606856>well they werent MY friends
>she was making a move>I had to get it on
it wasn't me, it was my kids! you wouldn't hurt a kid, would you?
>>223606856>my wife's children got to them before i even knew they were in my midst. they did great things to your little friends. terrible, yes, but great
>>223607635>so, Man of Spiders, you do not want to pay rent? This is fair...
>>223607635>terrible, yes, but greatheh
>>223606856It's a running gag in the early books that Hagrid endangers the kids alot because of his magical beasts
It hurts being crazy. You could save me
>>223607635GIT OUT OF MY HOUSE
>>223607675You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid. For this month.
>>223607780man he really fucked up, could of had a chill, loving girlfriend with his daughter, probably gotten free rent so he doesnt have to work so much since he's be part of the family
>>223607702Why is malfoy the bad guy for trying to get him fired?
>Goodbye friends of HagridWhat a fucking shitty friend, Hagrid shouldn't haven't even mourn this faggot spider in Half Blood Prince
>>223607635Post like these are why I keep coming back to this shithole
>>223606856it was postpartum psychosis hagrid you fucking chud
>>223608102harry and his gang basically ran the school through the iron fist of dumbledoor, they could ask to have malfoy thrown into a volcano and it would be done.
>>223607780It's supposed to be >rain alternating blows of ejaculating and fists upon themThanks for getting the reference though
>>223607635The wand chooses the giant spider, we know that much
>>223607702>in the early booksHe's literally running around in the final battle yelling at the kids getting eaten by spiders (which are all on Voldemort's side) to not hurt the spiders. Hagrid isn't just a moron, he's actually a real asshole behind his loveable oaf facade. Everything he does either fails completely, actively helps Voldemort, endangers the main characters and children in general, or all of these at once.
>>223608102slytherin
>>223608327>hagrid’s eleventh hour dinduing positions him perfectly to be present at harry’s almost death and occultation Dumbledore really planned it all
>>223608327How the fuck has there not been memes made of Hagrid running defense on pitbulls?
>>223608327I love that oaf, ha ha!
>>223608473Fiercely misunderstood creatures, 'arry
>>223606856Probably wasn't expecting to explain it at all. From his perspective, why would Arragog think Hagrid would find out Harry and Ron made it to his lair, or that Hagrid would be back at all?
>>223606856Not his problem that Hagrid is a poor judge of character.
"hey alright"
He would just say they got lost or fell down a ravine or eaten by the centaurs, etc
>>223611638yeah or fucked by centaurs to death
>>223611638nice necro /v/ troon
