What do you say to get him to stop in the precious seconds you have left?
>>223607806I have the high ground
Padme........hidden........treasure of....life....secretsThen pretend to pass out when he's in momentary shock, then press all the buttons on this chest and pray.
>>223607806call him lord pussy face
>>223607806A-AHSOKA HAD THE..MOST *ACK* ..AND SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND
>>223607806Your mama died trying to break Bonnie Blue's record
I.....am....half....Tusken Raider*wink*
AGH! MAHDEEK!
>>223607806Why do I care what he does to my poop? You’re weird.
>>223607806>What do you say to get him to stop in the precious seconds you have left?
>>223607806I start jerking off.
>>223609101Start?
>>223607806>Pocket sand! Ah-cha!
>>223609175[Sand bounces off lenses]
>>223607806Offer him some death sticks.
>>223607806flies open
>>223607806unzip and start masturbating.
>>223607806just throw sand at him, it will get in his suit, he'll be cleaning it for hours.
>>223607806I'd just start furiously masturbating
Why is your helmet is shaped like a bellend.
>>223609234>implying it wouldn't get everywhereThat is why you fail.
>>223607806martha...ack...you have to save martha
>>223607806I would tell him I have a wife named Padme
>>223609175Good job. That would get him to stop force choking you, and to ignite his lightsaber as he has ptsd. Killing hundreds of crew members screaming his hatred for sand.
>>223607806Sith tongue my anus
you...didn't....say... no homo
>My mom's name is Shmi.
ah caint breeve
wouldn't say one word just listen
>>223607806>PADME...IS...ALIVE...
>>223607806tell him to release me because it's pointless bickering
