Told you it was cancer
>>223608464His wife's boyfriend accidentally gave him aids?
I know 3 people under 40 that have died from ass cancer and 1 that got fixed before it was too late
>>223608585I don't think we need to point out what they all had in common.
>>223608585They were all getting fucked in the ass
>*cough* I m-must...finish...capeslop movie...this is my legacy *dies*
>>223608585It’s all the toxic chemicals in our food. There needs to be a reckoning with the FDA.
>>223608464Cast his inevitable replacement to finish Batman II.Don't say Gunn or Snyder, fuck you.
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>>223608464Vaxx status?
>>223608619surely daily prostate exams are safer from ass cancer
>>223608464It's over. RIP
>>223608845Not if they shoot foreign loads into it anon
>>223608464Ohh… is that coffee cake I smell?
HE'S FUCKING DEAD?
>>223608464His wife looked fine at 2025 emmy's, their son probably got the vax.
>>223608585Before or after 2021?
>>223609087>cum causes cancerSo do every mother ever had cancer?
>>223608464Raul Julia managed to give an incredible performance as M Bison while dying of cancer but this dude can't write a capeshit movie?
>"Chadwick Boseman situation" Yep he's done forGonna need a new director
>>223609506The whole purpose of sperm is to enter another cell and deliver a genetic payload. You get that shit in the wrong type of cell and you can be sure that it's capable of causing mutations that can lead to cancer.
>>223608585You gays have a real tight knit community
>>223608464you know I had a life long bachelor uncle who would sometimes bring his "room mate" over to family events and he died of "cancer"
Where is my SEQUEL
>>223608464>>223608585It's AIDS, they tell the media it's cancer to cover their homosexuality.
>>223608464>Told you it was cancerGreat, maybe if he dies they'll shelve this dogshit movie forever.
>>223608464I still don't understand why anybody would let him make a Batman movie.He doesn't have a single interesting movie in his filmography.
VAXXIE VAXXIE ASS ATTAXXIETOOK YOUR JABSAND WORE YOUR MASKIE
How come they want us to feel bad for him but when Snyder had to leave Justice League for his "personal reasons" everyone cheered and celebrated how Whedon was going to save the franchise?
>>223609790If you ever see a nobody allowed to direct something from a massive IP, it's because he's a studio yes-man and has friends in high places.
>>223608464No one remembers how Boseman stalled BP2 because Disney didn't want to pay him his ask, those types were miffed at him as he agreed to be in slop that paid well bc he got producer credit or w/e. Then he was gone. Pretty sus. Coogler got the sacrifice invite, not unlike Cregger.
>>223608464Look, he's a goner. Very sad and all that but life goes on. So can we just get a new director and get this show on the road? It's not he'll be hard to replace, he didn't have a "style" he was generic as fuck.
>>223608585anons joke but zoomers and millennials being killed off as "greater israel" drops its mask. it's not just the vax either. "gluten allergies" were just indicative of a much wider intentional silent war being waged. zionists have no support once boomers are gone and younger gens are broke and nearly ready for all out decentralized rebellion.
>>223608464Jesus Christ, this movie is cursed.
>>223609727What the fuck...
i thought it was one of his relatives that was sick
>>223608464I hope not.
It's over for Matt 'Ass Cancer' Reeves. Who should replace him?
>>223611551>It's over for Matt 'Ass Cancer' Reeves. Who should replace him?James Gunn. NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH QUIPMAN!
>>223608585People think ass cancer come from (gay) butt sex but it's actually from all the shitty weird chemicals in the food
>>223611551me
>>223612642Its majority from ass sex. And probably the vaxx too. Fuck matt reeves for that penguin faggotry.
>>223608585ass cancer really exploding this decade.Some say anal sex, some say food, others say no exercise... it's really strange.
>>223608585They used to tell men they didn't need to get checked for ass cancer until they reach their fiftirs, now they're telling men in their twenties to get checked.
It's his wife with the cancer not him
In the past 5 years, my mom had a breast cancer removed, my dad recently found stomach cancer, my left neighbor died of cancer last month, my right neighbor had cancer, and right neighbor 3 houses over had cancer. Something is going on
>>223612917Cool it with the antisemitism
>>223612856So throw her in the trash and get back to work. What's the hold up?
>>223608464Atleast he isn't fucking special. Chadwick Boseman had it first.
>>223608464At least Chadwick has the grace to die early on, this faggot has just been holding batman hostage for half a decade
>>223608678So you're saying we need to make America healthy again?
>>223608585I used to shit blood daily, for years.I legit thought I might have had ass cancer but I also kind of wanted to die so I never got it checked.After quitting drinking and starting to eat healthy and lose weight it stopped entirely.
>>223612642Both can be true.
>>223608585were they men or women
>>223608464>Matt Reeves
>>223609506No because if it did your mother would have ass, cunt, and throat cancer.
>>223608464He's dead meat
>>223608464This lends credence to my hypothesis that capeshit causes ass cancer.
>>223608481Same thing happened to me
