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This was so bad holy shit, what were they thinking
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>>223608805
>what were they thinking
It's boomerslop. They figured "recognisable actors, action set pieces, John Williams score and Spielberg directing - guaranteed moneymaker!", completely indifferent to whether or not audiences would actually like it.
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Felt like a script Spielberg was sitting on since 1996. He just had to wait long enough until he was allowed to work with child actors again.
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>>223608900
There are no children in the movie.
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>>223608978
>he didn't watch the movie
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>>223608900
>He just had to wait long enough until he was allowed to work with child actors again.
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I came to the scene of her in that tight dress at the beginning didn't watch the rest of the flick
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>>223608805
They thought we were at some cultural tipping point where the public would demand total disclosure of everything involving UFOs. They thought they could ride that wave of sentiment to a blockbuster. Instead they released a movie into a climate of apathy about aliens even bothering to come here. The wonder, the mystery of aliens is gone. As we peer out into space the reality just keeps hitting us. The more we learn the less likely we believe we'll meet anyone else. At least not anytime soon. So nobody gives a shit
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yeah i dont know. one of his worst, though i feel like i say that every time he makes a new movie nowadays
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only saw the chase scene on here, it looked fucking goofy
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>>223608805
wish she starred in Dis-clothe-her Day instead
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>>223608900
>Felt like a script Spielberg was sitting on since 1996
This was my exact thought both when I saw the trailer and walked out of the movie. Like I could see this shit coming out right after Twisters and being a hit
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>>223608805
I still dont understand why they recreated her childhood house
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>>223609136
Literally who gives a fuck about UFOs when jewish pedophiles are destroying the world and we can’t even afford groceries let alone movie tickets.
If it was a movie with the full disclosure of the Epstein files it would have made a Billy.
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>>223609386
How do you dis-clothe someone's day?
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>make film about public finally learning the truth about aliens
>turns out that that's the very end of the film and the rest of the film is retards running around waiting to reveal this stuff, completely oblivious to the concept of usb sticks, the internet or digital memory
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>>223609545
>boomers knowing literally anything about commonly-used technology
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This isn’t 1992 when civilization was still intact and we all had our head in the clouds thinking about aliens and other wonders while we enjoyed life, we’re all worried about war and living paycheck to paycheck, how out of touch are these Hollywood retards, of course this was going to flop. Fucking aliens? Who gives a fuck.
>ALL WILL FINALLY BE DISCLOSED
ok? anyway
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I saw the aliens from the movie. Anyone have a webm? Looked like they were ripped straight from Crystal Skull.
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>>223609510
>umm who heckin cares about space when palestinos are dying
You faggots are so miserable, jesus christ
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>>223610360
No one said that, jew asshole. Space exploration is easily the most important thing for humanity to do. But how when jews shovel money at Africa and trans kids and everything else instead of humanity’s prosperity. There won’t even be a humanity in another few generations at this rate, our rulers don’t care, they want a life of selfish decadence unto themselves, their descendants be damned, then die. We’re caught in the crossfire.
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>>223608805
They learned from fucking Man of Steel that a movie can get away with posing the question of how broadly impactful ayy lmao disclosure could be, but not actually showing any of that impact
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They sold a movie that tells the story of the Christian missionaries as ayy truthers as a summer blockbuster. It was honestly more successful than I expected. At least Spielberg used his return to the ol reliable grays-are-here plot to do something unique with it even if the uniqueness is all in the subtext.
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>>223609136
so funny how spielberg and koep completely neglected israel and zionism in this slop. and how the movie randomly starts at a kayfabe wrestling match. movie wasn't made for the plot. zionists were weighing using ayys to initiate noahide laws but it was discarded before the movie released, perhaps they chose another plandemic instead out of russia. notice how author annie jacobsen is being promoted, she was their chosen ayy slop pusher for "smart normies" now her new book is about a plague event out of siberia and before that nuclear war barbenheimer synchronized propaganda.
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>>223610721
Decades ago Blunt was molested by "glowies," they rebuilt her childhood home to reinforce the idea she was of singular importance to global awakening, but covertly to trigger her repressed trauma memories into obedience cloaked as cosmic epiphany.

Spielberg had been criticized since the 80s for ET's light up index finger being an "in joke" really a winking admission to molestation but it was easy to drown out those criticisms with media and lack of social media back then. It's stupid to deny the blatant one eye open semiotics of Disclosure Day's marketing.
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>>223608805
Horrifically bad title
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>>223610518
I care about space now more then ever, because more gay and retarded our planet becomes, the more I like to fantasize about how insignificant all of this is
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>>223608900
Goyslop either way, to make him seem less of an one-issue director.
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>>223613413
Dude loves his long takes.
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>>223608805
boomers shitteth and pisseth and vomiteth on themselves
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>>223613413
Play this in another tab for maximum kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
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>>223613413
Spielberg played Inside and forgot to write a movie
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>>223613640
You weren't wrong
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>>223609136
Aliens aren't real, as you said we all know that space is expanding too fast for us to go out and meet any other species that MIGHT exist, and from what we know about the laws of physics, it makes no fucking sense to travel so far and behave the way "UFO phenomena" behaves - not announcing oneself, no trade, just dissecting cows.
There IS a phenomenon, but it's most likely earth-based (older than humans) and they don't fly spaceships, they can just manipulate what humans see (basically project illusions).
Since we already know we're being manipulated by governments and a certain ancient religion, it's also likely that those things we call UFOs are tied up with the former two things as well. Thus, thinking about aliens is also depressing crap about how we've been enslaved for (at least) centuries.
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>>223613413
For me it's when the glowniggers try to open the car door but can't because he's locked it
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>>223608900
He also rendered the cgi animals in 1996.
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>>223608900
no, spielberg made way better movies in the 90s.
it feels like the script was written by an AI. it's all disjointed and revolves around a cheesy magical device that changes its functions throughout the flick. AIs love these.

also the movie was released just after trump and the MSM started all the fuss about UFO disclosures. then we never heard about that again. feels strangely coordinated
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>>223609510
Log off
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>>223608900
yea 30 years ago it probably would have been somewhat interesting and maybe originalish idea. but now, it was mostly generic and boring



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