How do we revive interest in Star wars again?
>>223609959Sell the property to Elon
>>223609984Hi elon.
Believe it or not normies eat all the Disney slop up
>>223610014This.
>>223609984how does it feel to have destroyed all of Twitter's value due to sheer incompetence Elon?
>>223610031It was hemorrhaging money before with a bloated staff he brought it to break even
>>223610022Nah. I practically begged my mom to go see it by herself 'cause she might like it and then she could tell me if it was good or not, and she declined.Then I thought of buying the Blu-ray, but then I remembered that it's nothing more than episodes hastily made into a feature film that has bad cinematography, so I declined as well.
ABC Presents: Dancing with the Star Wars
>>223609984Biggest welfare queen ever to come out of africa N
>>223610105That's true.
>>223610105This. By the Spaghetti Monster this chum!
>>223610031Bitch, twitter is better than ever, the integration with grok was a genius move. Also you can openly post hate messages and not get banned. See what people are saying about jews, even /pol/ would blush reading that
>>223609959Time travel. Outside of that, it's fucked forever.
>>223609959Glup, shit to a star wars tale.
>>223610148>woweeeee this platform allows hatred!>which is a good thing!Kinos on mixed up minds?
>>223609959Palpatine: Origins movie
>>223609959Star Wars Movie where Elon Musk is the main hero
>>223609959>Don't touch it for 10 years>get the guys who wrote Thrawn trilog, KOTOR, and Darth Bane to plan a new trilogy of movies.>get non meme director to direct all 3.>get ray park for choreographyIf this doesn't fix Star Wars, nothing will.
Plapateen Orgasms movie
>>223610170Yeah it is a good thing, because everyone hates each other and pretending we don't is beyond childish. Go to your safe space
>>223610148Twitter is just Indians asking grok to make porn. It sucks.
>>223610245Instead of hating groups of people like a dum\b caveman, you can realize that people are individuals and that those who are selling you on hatred do not have your best interests at heart.tl;dr there's good and bad in every color and religion. Except Satanists, fuck them.
>>223610269You only see stuff like that if you look for it and the algorithm picks up on that jeet
>>223609959Just remake New Hope as a Pixar style cgi cartoon
>>223609959Ideally, retcon the sequel trilogy as an in-universe propaganda series, then do an adaptation of Heir to the Empire.In terms of something that might actually get made? Palpatine origin story starring Tom Hiddleston.
>>223609959Hire RedLetterMedia as creative consultants and give them control of the script
>>223609959Hire a good director and a good writer and give them carte blanche as long as they don't directly involve any of the previous movies/series.
>>223610286Blah blah blah. Like I said there's plenty of platforms that censor humans if you can't handle reality.
>>223610214This would have worked better if they'd gone full Home Alone and made the guys chasing her bumbling retards.
>>223610335Reality is that good people don't have time for racism which is nothing more than a tool of the elite to keep the non-wealthy from changing anything.
Are any of the male main characters alive? Is Chewbacca still alive? I don't remember. Lets say he is. Make a movie where he is old and weak. A new threat threatens his clan. He tries to stop them but he is old and weak now and is not dead because a young black Wookie saved his life like pic related but younger. Have him train the new black Wookie and at the end he has one last heroic battle but ends up dying protecting the young black Wookie who now follows in his footsteps.
>>223609959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9GRYa_3gno
>>223610304I follow, news, politics, and sports. Yet I'm still flooded with Jeet spam if I venture outside my "followed"
>>223610286>there's good and bad in every color and religionTell me one thing good about Indians
>>223610362Racism as a concept is just an absurdity used to justify control over you
>>223610445You aren't supposed to click on anything but followed retard
>>223609959>AI slopDont normalize this trash
>>223609959the script already leaked. That planet with the huge gaping asshole is the new deathstar super weapon. It destroys planets by grabbing them with giant robot arms and shoving them up it's ass. It's currently scheduled to premier on Pride month 2027, and will feature the first openly queer death star super weapon in TV history
>>223610490too late redditor you lost enjoy unemployment
>>223610446>Tell me one thing good about IndiansAs a whole they provide a bad example from which humanity can refer to when doing better.Individually, there's definitely nice ones, but I won't ignore that, by and large, they are destroying Earth with filth. Still not racist since I have met kind ones, ones that even saved me money instead of trying to scam me.>>223610463In the name of anti-racism, I'd agree that it happens. That is, anti-racists are usually extremely racist these days.
>>223609959We don't, let's enjoy a legendary devastation we will never see again. To turn one of the longest lasting and most successful cultural media franchises into something that can't come close to the success of a youtube short turned feature film like The Backrooms is a fall from grace that's just out and out unlikely to ever be repeated. To imagine a world where The Last Jedi and Rise of Skywalker together were both so shitty, such poorly received movies by the general public it's like it snapped an entire generation out of a haze, and made them collectively go "You know what? I don't want to see this media anymore.".We're never having a fuckup on the level of The Last Jedi again, we're never having a fuckup on the level of Rise of Skywalker again, we don't have media popular enough and old enough TO kill off like that. We don't have a 40 year old super successful franchise to utterly murder in the course of 5 years. Imagine a world where Pokemon all of a sudden sold less than 100,000 copies, that's the equivalent. When Thomas Edison's laboratory burned down. the first thing he did was to tell his son to wake up the rest of the family, because they would never see a fire like this for the rest of their lives. We too should enjoy our once in a lifetime witness of a legendary fuckup
>>223609959malfoid tier character
>>223609959Make Heated Rivalry with two fighter pilots instead of hockey players. That’s how you get the female audience
Make the movie where they steal plans from the death star. Make it a horror movie. 5 Random soldiers on a suicide mission to get the plans and get out hunted by a Darth Vader who acts like Nemesis from Resident Evil chasing them and smashing through walls and shit trying to kill them all. He kills them one by one, last guy gets impaled but is able to finish sending the plans out as he is dying
>>223610446>Tell me one thing good about IndiansThey're not negroes
>>223610362Racial ingroup bias is naturally hardwired to our evolutionary psychology, Europeans were the most empathetic and thus most capable of suppressing this bias (see ended slavery, invented human rights) but plenty of more primitive offshoots of our species are fully engulfed by lizard brain racial hatred. I don't hate them, because like you said, I don't have time (I also don't hate rats and mosquitos) but I'm not going to live in a house over run by rats and mosquitos, nor will i bury my head in the sand and pretend they don't exist. Thus, the new Twitter is superior if only that it reflects reality. There are censored websites if you prefer to remain ignorant.
>>223610370and then the black Wookie remantles himself Chewbacca. All characters new and established now refer to him as Chewie or Chebacca and not bookie or black Chewbacca. No further mentions of Chewbacca (LEGENDS) in mainline SW
>>223610073You’re not a normie if you post here brah
Recent games are actually pretty good and have made me enjoy the setting again
>>223610808Racing game looks like another scorcherhttps://x.com/CultureCrave/status/2106093125253132768
>>223610759But my mom is and most of the people I know are dough.
>>223609959remove women from writing and decision making.
Glup Shitto had a comic book mini-series back in the 90s, and it was actually decent. We learned that Glup was seated in a shadowy corner of the Mos Eisley cantina when Luke's group entered, and that it was actually Glup who recommended Han Solo to Obi-Wan. Glup was acting in his own interests here: he was on the run from the Empire and needed a way off Tatooine. Unbeknownst to the ship's crew, Glup stowed away on the Falcon and alighted on the Death Star. Following our heroes at a safe distance, Glup secretly assisted them in their mission by using poisonous Nik'tun blowdarts to incapacitate guards and clear the way. Glup was unable to get back to the Falcon in time to escape, so he remained on the space station until it was attacked by Red Squadron. Thinking quickly, Glup used his knowledge of Imperial systems to sabotage the defence turrets and make them much less accurate, which may have been the deciding factor in the battle. Amid the chaos of the evacuation, Glup stole an Imperial shuttle and swiftly returned to his home planet Fecesia. New Republic historians have argued that the little-known Glup Shitto was in fact one of the most important and special and awesome actors in the war. He also had some latent Force powers, because of course he fucking did.
>>223609959>PLEASE HAVE AN INDIAN ACCENT>PLEASE HAVE AN INDIAN ACCENT>PLEASE HAVE AN INDIAN ACCENT
>>223609984Great idea, Rajesh!
more Assoka
I watch a movie or even a show following Rebel pilots and Imperial pilots. Like and X-Wing vs Tie Fighter story kind of like that Squadrons game they made.
>>223609959Churn out more dogshit movies and TV shows made by fucking clown shoes amateurs, that's sure to work.
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
>>223611736They're making YouTubers so much money putting out shit like this
>>223611855It's basically a cottage industry at this point.>Disney churns out slop>Youtubers shit on it>Fans watch the Youtubers because it's more fun than watching the slop
>>223611788ASS!
>>223610370Episode 9 had a fakeout where the audience is led to believe that Rey just killed Chewie with force lightning but then in the very next scene we're shown that he's alive actually because we can't ever have Rey face consequences of any kind.
>>223611911yes the youtubers are the bad people here not Disney killing an IP
>>223610690>the last 30 seconds of Rogue One stretched out to 90 minutesNo thanks.
>>223611954It made the best video game in Star Wars history and no it's not whatever you deflect to
>>223610866>We learned that Glup was seated in a shadowy corner of the Mos Eisley cantina when Luke's group entered, and that it was actually Glup who recommended Han Solo to Obi-WanFucking nuwars retcons, my nigga BoShek can't catch a break.
>>223611932No one said that
>>223611973You're right, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about but it isn't TIE Fighter, the actual best video game in Star Wars history.
>>223611932Hey i'm not saying the Youtubers are bad, they're far more entertaining than Disney is. Besides, Disney could solve this problem anytime they like by making something genuinely good. But I'm starting to wonder whether they're even capable of making anything good anymore.
>>223609959A hard boiked noir about space detective Ray Sycho investigating the recent destruction of a beloved watering hole on a backwater world that reveals a galaxy spanning conspiracy
>>223612001>and no it's not whatever you deflect to
>>223612038Well what is it then? There's no games based on Rogue One like you were implying.
>>223609984>ElonDarth Cunt.
>>223610214Set it during the Great Hyperspace War before KOTOR. Just live there for 10 years. Rougher Jedi but when they had a Jedi planet. Space is a mystery and vast. Not much of a republic. Clone wars and smugglers vibes. Space wizards.
>>223611978>tfw when you bought a pack of Star Wars cards and it was full of characters like this
A full metal jacket like film focused on the utterly brutal training of cloned stormtroopers followed by the mutual genocide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0KIgasl-LU
>>223612152Thing is though, if you were buying the Star Wars CCG cards you'd almost certainly be enough of a nerd to be reading the EU books, meaning you'd have read Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina and knew all about this guy's backstory already.plus he's fairly decent for a cheap card
>>223612191I swear I never learned how to play any of the TCG's I collected but MTG and YuGiOh. Still have plenty of Star Wars and LotR cards though.
>>223610148>it allows racism now so it's goodWow what an unparalleled success story Mollusk really is a genius businessman and inventer after all.
5 words: Cal Kestis
>>223612191I did read three of the Tales books (Mos Eisley, Bounty Hunters, Jabba's Palace) but I don't recall BoShek having his own tale.
>>223612191What about Shem Idon afart and Gulpo on a secret mission to save a wookie baby and take him to a secret of lesbian stormtrooper deserters for safekeeping because he's a rare gay wookie? Send the script to disney right now.
>>223612177>A full metal jacket like film focused on the utterly brutal training of cloned stormtroopers followed by the mutual genocide>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0KIgasl-LUHas to be directed by paul verhoeven with a soundtrack by hans zimmer .
>>223609959kids don't give a shit about starslop. the fanbase is 100% millenial/gen x manchildren that own funko pops and have a shitty beard and glasses.
>>223612238Fallen Order was good, but I resented the inclusion of Filoni slop in the game. The Inquisitors are from Rebels, and when I see them I always think of that scene where they flew through the air with spinning helicopter lightsabers. Someone post it.
>>223612322Hey I don't have glasses
>>223612322I've seen kids carrying the Grogu plushie. Can't say if they watch the show, though.
>>223612090>and no it's not whatever you deflect to
>>223610031Must feel pretty good desu
Time skip 100 years into the future and make the main character a clone of Anakin
>>223609959scarcity and quality, in that order of importance
>>223612406I don't think scarcity is required. We had a ton of Expanded Universe media in the 90s and it only increased the hype for TPM.
>>223610516>Still not racist sinceThat's the thing. Most "racists" aren't racist. But pattern recognition and population scale behaviors do exist. Dogs lick butts and Indians eat cowshit. The moral scolds can't alter reality.
>>223612254He had one, it was in Mos Eisley. They were all pretty decent for just being a bunch of short story collections and letting the writers go wild with it.>hey what if the devil guy was actually a war criminal who arranged to have Jabba attack the wedding that the cantina band was playing at all so that he could save their lives and have them lay low at the cantina just so he can listen to them play indefinitely>also what if the weird guy who looked like Luke's cousin in the cantina was a psychic vampire or some shit, I don't knowOn that note it's still impressive how those books managed to do a better job of post-Jedi Boba Fett compared to the absolute dogshit that Disney did.>frees himself from the sarlaac, half dead without his armor>bailed out by Dengar who's come to scavenge the sail barge wreckage>kills Jodo Kast just to get some replacement Mandalorian armor so he can restore his image this was before everyone and their dog had a set>hunts down the war criminal Devaronian from the cantina later in his life, earns enough from that one job to retire for good>still goes to some backwater end of the galaxy after that to chase down Han Solo because he can't forgive him for Tatooine>story ends with the two of them in a mexican standoff at the ass end of the galaxyFar better than him going back to become the shogun of Tatooine or whatever the fuck the show did.
>>223612367So you aren't actually going to say what it is? Okay retard.
>>223612444being "anti-racist" in current year is 100% denying reality and patterns for the sole purpose of not hurting the feelings of people who are the color of actual poop.
>>223612336Similarly, every time I go into the lightsaber customization menu and see the color option "haysian smelt" it fills me with instinctive revulsion because I remember Benicio del Toro stuttering like a buffoon in Last Jedi.
>>223612232Your axe wound will never heal and you'll never be a woman
>>223612219LotR card game was fucking dope I loved that stuff.
>>223612531>story ends with the two of them in a mexican standoff at the ass end of the galaxyI remember that more clearly than anything else from the Tales. It was good, and it did some justice to Boba. The only thing was that, as a moody and serious story, it couldn't mention that Boba had been defeated by a slapstick comedy pratfall. What was described as a traumatic, agonising experience in the Tale was played for laughs in the movie.
>>223609959You can’t, and nobody should even try.
>>223612551No the point is you are a deflecting retard
>>223612757You're the one who brought up the video game angle out of nowhere in the first place, all I said was that your Darth Vader horror movie idea sounded uninteresting.If anyone's a deflecting retard, it's you anon.
>>223610170>>223612232All sites allow hate but only the ones that allow the kind you weenies don't like (Twitter after Elon cut out the leftist safe space moderation, this site) seem to be "problematic". You pussy faggots never have shit to say about the vile shit posted on leftist propaganda sites like reddit or bluesky.
>>223610170>>223612232niggers don't come to 4chan. your virtue signaling isn't gonna earn you any updoots.
>>223609959Face it, it's fucking dead.
>>223612739It's been years since I read it myself, but I seem to remember Fett realizing that he was literally knocked into the Sarlaac by a blind man and it was primarily what made him hate Solo.I suppose almost anyone who would have seen it ended up dying when the sail barge went up, either that or they barely remembered it like the main characters did, so having Fett seethe about it internally makes sense.
>>223612843I really wish starwarsfags could accept this
>>223612786>text text textI said you were going to deflect and you proved me right autist
>>223612875whatever schizo
>>223609984>hey this woke movie sucks, what do we do?>how about we make an even worse AI slop version of it?humiliation ritual for jeets
>>223612939>deflectlearn to reply without abusing whataboutisms autist
>>223610148>it let's you say niggerOh wow that's nice, but how about those a counts based in India?
>>223612843>>223612860If fans still enjoy revisiting and discussing the old stuff, of which there is a lot, then the real Star Wars lives on through us. No matter how much manure Disney shovels in its direction, George's galaxy will never be buried beneath it.
>>223609959>no new films/TV>release that shitty KOTOR remake and then stop all new games>put everything in a Star Wars MMO set during The Clone Wars>let the IP sit there for over a decade while you hire me and other nerds to write apologetics and determine the theology of Star Wars
>>223612843Everyone ITT is well aware of that, anon. Disney continues to dig up the corpse and parade it around while the old fans simply continue to enjoy the classic stuff and mock what it's become under the mouse's influence.
>>223609959Glup looks too cool in this. Lean heavier into the Shitto.
>>223609959It's been a problem since Disney bought star wars, they aren't really doing anything new or interesting with it. There's just a lot of gen x and now millennial nostalgia pandering. The fact they decanonized the EU only to implement an arguably worse EU isn't helping. They could do a mini series on the ancient sith lords but nope, not canon anymore. Anything old republic related? nope not canon. Instead we will get more unnecessary uninteresting filler content.The same applies to the video games of the era, I have had zero desire to buy any of them
Might sound crazy but if you gave it to me I would adapt the Yhuuzan Vong straight from Legends as a movie trilogy. It would make billions.
>>223610286Ok, please let me know when you plan to move to a black neighborhood
>>223610214strong independent boss girl and a chasestrong independent boss girl and a chase
women ruined star wars.
>>223609959>How do we revive interest in Star wars again?Why would you want to? Why are you such a pathetic faggot that literally begs for more corporate franchise trash for manchildren.
>>223613852>begs for more corporate franchise trash for manchildren.That's not true, we wanted a continuation of the way movies/entertainment were developed when it was mostly straight white men and asians making it, post 2012 everything coming out has reduced in quality while replacing it with woke faggotry. I hate when faggots like you pretend not to understand.
>>223613405Sometimes groups of people copy BAD individuals, leading to bad areas. That still speaks nothing to the same color of people living elsewhere.Checkmate.
>>223609959More Dead Rey
>>223613918>That's not trueYes it is and all of your cope doesn't change the fact. Grow the fuck up already faggot.
The Last Jedi was the gamergate of movies. Truly was a watershed moment in nerddom and huge for YouTube
>>223610370Sorry that's too much toxic masculinity. Let's make it a female wookie who's gay instead.
>>223614000checked and fuck you. You can call anything you want corporate slop, so that's really not an argument. No real fan wants more of this pozzed shit, we just want it to go back to when women and faggots were not in the writers room or in any decision making role, because all they have shown and proven is that they hate/have disdain for what legacy fans enjoy. This pattern is all over entertainment media sectors. Not cope faggot.
>>223613290>Anything old republic related? nope not canon.I think my favorite part of this is how they removed all the old republic stuff only to come up with their own, newer, gayer, "High Republic" that everyone immediately forgot about because it was the most boring setting imaginable.>everything is great and everyone's really nice to each other>uh also there's space vikings or some shit I guess
>>223613468What is it with nuwars and their obsession with incredibly slow chase scenes with zero tension?
>>223614158oh god i forgot about that, wasn't the acolyte part of that particular initiative? There's a lot of cool shit they could have picked from the old EU. They could have had all the source material they could ever want to make shitty Disney plus shows. but they picked the most retarded option
>>223614260>picked the most retarded option.That's because they have forced women in every creative and decision making role. They destroyed a nerd male franchise for their bullshit, it was done on purpose, these fucking cunts hate male power fantasy. Disney is evil.
>>223609959You don't, they poisoned the well
>>223614172Most of the Disney streaming shows make use of "the volume" for filming, which means that that a single shot can only last as long as it takes for the characters to move from one side of a large room to the other.A good chase scene needs a large practical set or outdoor environment for the characters to run around in.
>>2236099595-10 year break from any mass market content, limit output to video games so the nerds can get their star wars fix
>>223610031Shitter is dead, cringe tranny.
>>223610520Out of all the SW, ST, fuck ANY legacy media threads that have ever been. This speaks the whole sum and truth to setting us free.
Star wars s dead. Bury it. The next time the investors demand to work on another movie ignore them. Consider this a mercy.
sell the ip and declare disney wars part of legends the most expensive fan fic ever and a victim of the culture warthen use AI/CGI and make george lucas 7-9 movies. after that focus on the KOTOR making a revan trilogy
>>223610507>too late redditor you lost enjoy unemployment
Just pick a new time, make some new characters and have a good fucking story. They have thousands of years to play around with in an endless galaxy. Fine have young Yoda show up for like two minutes but just make new shit
>>223609959Give it back to George
>>223609959let A24 take it over for a decade. i'm dead serious. sure you'll get some pretentious stuff in there but you will also get high kino, and you will get a variety of directors and genres instead of letting 1 retard ruin 3+ movies in a row.
>>223614349That actually puts into context why I keep seeing actors doing the awkward half-step, "shit do I start running yet" hesitation before starting to move forward in almost every nuwars action scene.I swear it's every fucking time, there's always someone doing it. Sometimes even the lead actors.
>>223609959Old Republic? If they can get it right.
>>223612560being racist is about denying reality and voting for white straight billionaire pedophiles who worsen the status quo
>>223615803It might be difficult to make normies accept the Old Republic. Gamers understood that it was created to liberate Bioware's writers from the restrictions inherent in the OT/PT continuity. It allowed them to work with a very similar setting but with the freedom to invent original characters and build new lore while at the same time providing two distinct paths through the narrative, and all without treading on George's toes. That made perfect sense to people who played RPGs and understood how they work.But if you show the Old Republic in a summer blockbuster, normies will scratch their little peanut heads and ask why it exists when everything in it is the same or analogous to Lucas Star Wars. There's a Republic, a Jedi Council, a Sith Empire with ship designs that recall Star Destroyers and TIE fighters, there's a version of podracing, there are Hutt crimelords, bounty hunters, and Sand People all living in the same way even though it's 1,000 years earlier. And the level of technology is also the same, which will be a major sticking point for general audiences. So how would the movies benefit from shifting to the Old Republic?
>>223610031the whinging over at bluesky is hilarious
>>223615937No wait what about the dishwasher at Los Parillos!
>>223609959Retcon sequel movies and all the orbiting movies and shows around it, even the one or two "good" ones. Start fresh right after RotJ. Either Lucas has to write it or repurpose EU material even though its not really that great, but its still way better than what Disney makes.
>>223610214Did this actually happen in the show? Is this AI?
They need to make stuff and think if this is the first time someone has seen Star Wars, will this make them like it?
>>223616274Yeah, Kenobi was a wet shit the Mouse made in the middle of the Star Wars bed, it isn't even the only thing, but its barely worth going point by point of all its issues, its better to just let it fall away into a hopeful future retcon.
>>223610148it tracks your hate comments, woah, nigger kike
>>2236099591. Officially declare the sequel trilogy non-canon2. Cancel all movie/tv projects for the next 10-15 years3. Make Republic Commando 2
>>223616414>Republic Commando 2I hope you mean Imperial Commando, the original sequel that they planned that was going to be set during the Galactic Civil War period.
>>223615803>if they can get it rightThey wouldn't.
>>223609984he would literally turn it into spaceballs for the meme
>>223611788
>>223616085>So how would the movies benefit from shifting to the Old Republic?Having a lot more interesting Sith characters and the Mandalorians in their prime.
>>223610214>Pathetic!
Retcon the sequels. Make a movie about Chad Luke and Chad Kestis (and Ahsoka if necessary) building a new Jedi Order together.
>>223612125>Set it during the Great Hyperspace War before KOTOR>Naga Sadow on screen That would literally be too cool for modern Star Wars.
>>223610463If you aren't a racist in 2026 you are a retard. Or a leftie, which boils down to being a retard with some extra steps.
>>223614705But indians love reddit
>>223618164How to successfully retcon the shitquel trilogy:>Luke wakes up with a really bad hangover after the celebration at the end of the ROTJ and complains about having one fucked up dream