Why didn't he just eject???
He wanted to fuck the aliens in the ass the same way that they fucked him in his ass.
>>223610815He wanted to make it extremely personal He would give his life to ensure that the hit was direct, and he did >>223610878Was he actually abducted by them? Or was he schizo
>>223610815he needed to see it through.
>>223610815he says some based shit on X
>>223610897There was a tie-in prequel comic that explored Randy getting his hole explored. If you're going off of just the movie, then it's up to you whether you believe him or not.
>>223610815He had to get it on
I am still so mad about how the sequel turned out because they hinted the 3rd movie would be them invading the aliens planet and I so badly want to see that and they will never make it now
>>223610815more than 2 aliens at the same time
they heard about his politics 30 years later
>>223610815>tfw after seeing him in every other 80s/90s and 2000s movie, you'll never see Randy Quaid in anything else again :(
>>223610815The smoldering ship would just fall on him anyway
This man is basedhttps://x.com/RandyRRQuaid/status/1327043884082409474
>>223611097completely different actor
>>223610815It would have been a lot cooler if he had flown his cropduster instead of a fighter jet.
>>223610815Because it was directed by Roland Emmerich, the king of dumb, loud, summer popcorn movies.
>>223610815Cinema peaked with this scene, or maybe with The Matrix Hall gunfight
>>223611011I don't think the aliens from this movie needed to take him to their spaceship and explore his body to then invade Earth. Those aliens are pretty arrogant about their superiority, they don't need that.
>>223611094>I am still so mad about how the sequel turned out because they hinted the 3rd movie would be them invading the aliens planet and I so badly want to see that and they will never make it nowI went and saw it in the theater. They crap on all the accomplishments of the first, then go off on a school bus tour of introducing toys.
>>223610815It was personal, but also he would've been consumed by the ensuing fire or crushed by the falling ship after ejecting since he came up under it and it was a kilometer wide
>>223611381>kilometermy god go to sleep dude its late by you
>>223611381It was close to a kilometer thick, if it was 15 miles wide.
Recently rewatched the sequel and I don't think it's that bad.I liked the robot aliens teaming up with humans to fight the bad aliens. It sets up a final movie very well.
>>223610815Too fat.
>>223611400>>223611428Been a while since i saw the movie but these clarifications only strengthen my point. Also canadians use metric in these timezones dumbass
>>223611371Have you considered that they're just perverts who love to play with men's assholes (relatable)?
>>223611466You aren't Canadian you are another retard NEET euro
>>223611146Jack Nicholson's finest hour.
>>223611517Kids in the Hall did it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tZar4wRP40
>>223610815>Hello Boys!>I'm baaaaa-pshhhhNot nearly as cool
>>223610815He had to manually guide the jet all the way to the detonation point because the missile's lock wouldn't release. If he had ejected there was a chance his attack would fail.
He didn't want to end up like Okun.
>>223611566Tony Stark did it better.
>>223610815Alien mothership was making a move, he had to get it on.
>>223610815The blue light was the spirit of a Kamakazi pilot who chickened out at the last minute, this was him redeeming himself by possessing him and flying into the UFO
>>223611651he tried to eject but he couldn't read anything
>>223610815because then juan or julio or no it was miguel his son couldnt feel like he redeemed himself and I COULDNT HAVE LIVED NOT KNOWING RANDY QUAIDS CHARACTER HADN'T REDEEMED HIMSELF IN THE EYES OF HIS MESTIZO SON MIGUEL!
>>223610815Why were the government guys still acting skeptical toward him regarding his claim that he’d been abducted by aliens when half the world had been blown up by aliens at that point?
>Send the word. Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches downI've always wondered if other aircraft around the world did the same suicide attack.
>>223611094That's basically the X-Com games. I like the concept of salvaging and reverse engineering the aliens own tech to use against them
>>223612845>Oh shit I immr bout to shameru my family again! Ejecto! Ejecto! Baka gaijin symbols! *Explodes*
he was depressed because no booze
>>223610815He said he was back. If he ejected that would make him a liar
>>223610815You mean straight up into the giant alien spaceship? Yeah why indeed.
>>223610897>Was he actually abducted by them? Or was he schizoClearly a schizo, they're all tripping like crazy in this movie, no fucking huge ass alien ships and shit, just schizos.
>>223613063lol'd
>>223610815>>223613119yes he would have just slammed into the ship because he's flying at it at several hundred mph lol
>>223610815Aside from the fact that it was personal, he needed to make sure the plane would hit the target. Imagine he ejects and the plane veers off.
