>>223611101
Nope. Not planning to see it. Not even going to pirate it.

Not really, I thought sequel trilogy ended very poorly. Rise of Skywalker might be the worst big budget movie I've ever seen, and it's bad for the real reasons movies are bad, not because there's a woman lead and a black guy has dialog.
I'm fine without watching anymore star wars.

>>223611101
I only saw force awakens and haven’t really seen any of daisy’s other films yet there was a stretch from 2015-2017 where I was having some of the most vivid sex dreams with her where I was married to her, and loved so deeply. I didn’t even know she was British back then so she spoke in an American accent in my dreams. It’s like I had my own personal individual with her own experience and personality that was a reflection of my ideal woman. When the dreams stopped coming to me at night I grieved like I lost an actual gf. I had a gf at the time too so it was like a secret only I had. I miss dream daisy so much bros and she never even existed.

>>223611101
No

>>223611101
I didn't even watch the Mando movie, what the fuck makes them think I want to watch more of this shit?

>>223611976
It was real in your mind

>>223611803
>ended
All 3 suck penis because they each commit a cardinal sin:
>VII: being a 1:1 recreation of ANH
>VIII: subverting expectations purely for its own sake, narrative satisfaction be damned
>IX: constantly setting up emotional moments without the slightest bit of willingness to commit to them
>bonus: all 3 suffer from Marvel-fication (no one's allowed to take anything serious and any potentially tense or serious moment needs a one-liner thrown in)

>>223611101
No.

>>223612107
Yes, I'm aware of the preassigned takes you retards have been given. VII was fine, redundant but a setup. VIII had good ideas, but needed serious rewrites. IX was pure dog shit, you probably don't remember because you fags get mindwiped whenever your being assigned the latest outrage, but your chud gods actually tried to say IX was good, because they thought all the money was in hating VIII.

I need a movie where she wears a shiny rubber latex outfit the whole time and at the end she pours all of her accumulated sweat directly into my mouth as she stands over me please god I need it so bad before I kill myself

>>223612198
Oh shut the fuck up. I knew 8 and 9 were shit the first time time I saw them, revisionism be damned. 7 I was kind of fooled into thinking it was good but I still only watched each Ray-quel once each.

>>223611101
I'm excited to see her taking miles of wookiee cock

Indifferent. I never truly felt much of anything towards the sequel trilogy, what fresh love and hate I had for Star Wars dried up when Ahsoka appeared in 08

>>223612198
>VIII had good ideas
Like what? Outside of a Rey heel turn and a Kylo face turn, there's nothing there, and the movie can't even bring itself to commit to either.
9 is fucking terrible but it's not like 8 left it with anything to jump off from. All of its plot points or setups are tossed out as quickly as Luke throwing away the lightsaber.

>>223611101
No.

>>223612677
Agreed. I made it through TFA without seriously considering leaving the theater before the end, but only made it an hour into TLJ and about 15 minutes into TROS.

>>223611101
I am morbidly curious to see Star Wars die. To watch it get to the point where all projects are halted from lack of interest.

The ST is so bad I can't stand to ever watch any of them again.

>>223614866
I made the mistake of seeing TLJ at the cinema and the only thing I was thinking of when the retarded lightspeed ram scene happened was
>holy fuck how much longer does this movie have to go, I really need to piss
It still had another 30-40 minutes and none of it was important

>>223615425
It's too bad TLJ had such a shit story. Technically it looked and sounded great but ... yah, that story just kills it every time. And I thought Attack of the Clones had a weak story. LOL

>>223612198
>7 was fine
Retard. 7 is as bad as the other two.

>>223615453
It's just a movie where nothing fucking happens. Like imagine Empire, except:
>the movie starts with the Rebels packing up and fleeing Hoth without a fight
>90% of the film is just the Rebel fleet slowly progressing through the asteroid belt while the Imperials slowly follow them
>no bounty hunters, no Boba Fett, not even any TIE Bombers, Vader just orders the fleet to keep pace and do nothing else in the hope they run out of gas
>Luke goes to Dagobah, but Yoda just calls him a fag and he leaves like a day later
>at some point Han, Chewie and Leia go to Cloud City, then come back. Lando is never mentioned again
>Luke sneaks on board the Executor somehow, fights Vader, kills the Emperor but nobody really notices, then leaves
>rebel fleet gets blown up and the movie ends

>>223615425
I saw TLJ in theaters only because I saw all the spoilers and bullshit that's in it and my friend said I couldn't talk shit about it unless I went and saw it. I immediately bought a ticket and saw it and told him it was awful. Biggest hate watch of my life and I wish I didn't give them any money just to prove I saw it so NOW I'm allowed to talk shit.

>>223615453
The sound design in the ST is fucking awful. Maybe Kylo Ren's lightsaber sounds kind of cool but that's it.

>>223611101
Nah.

>>223615531
I saw it on opening night with a bunch of friends and a few of them tried to pretend like it was good but most of us were just like "what the fuck was that".
Kind of wish I'd been spoiled on it instead of going in blind, I would have saved my money. I've seen the other movies since (didn't pay for them though, obviously) but other than that all I've bothered to watch of nuwars is S1 & 2 of the Mando show and the first episode of Andor, and that's only because everyone told me it was the greatest Star Wars show ever and I absolutely needed to give it a shot.

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The sheer amount of impotent whining you faggots do about TLJ is beginning to make me genuinely enjoy it.

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>>223615576
>whining

>>223615570
Andor doesn't get good for a few episodes, it's true. Yes there are lesbians but they're also horrible people so it evens out

>>223615576
Dangerously based. It's an excellent film, easily the best of the sequels and better than all three prequels.

>>223615585
I don't even care about any culture war shit, I just found it fucking boring. John Andor or whatever his name is has about as much character and screen presence as a sheet of cardboard, and every other character is just as bland.

>>223615606
Why? What makes it stand out in any way from the shit surrounding it?
>i-it had good ideas
Like what? I still haven't seen any mentioned.

>>223615576
>impotent
Pure projection, Rian never got his trilogy and it killed star wars forever lmao

>>223615634
Andor is practically a background character. It's more just about how dysfunctional the Rebellion was and how incompetent the Empire was leading up to Rogue One. The character of Andor is more just a vehicle to show that transition to a full on war.