CELEBRITY BEEF—Chet Hanks finally confronted Eric Andre at ComplexCon, years after the two developed a very public beef over Chet’s appearance on The Eric Andre Show.Damn Eric Andre once again got BTFO by Chet. Has he lost his edge?
I've seen eric's microphallus
>>223611472>last Whiteman confronts 1st post-Americanus
>>223611472>do you feel in charge?
hard to choose i like eric andre for being a weird motherfucker from my high school but i also like chet hanx because he’s the avatar of white boy summer
>>223611472Is he related to recently-Greek-citizen Tom Hanks?
They have some very serious history.>Andre had a guy come out on a dirt bike and go off a jump in front of Hanks to try to freak him out. Hanks got on the guy's bike and started riding it around himself and popping wheelies. Then Andre and the producers started freaking out, telling him it was unsafe and he needed to get off the bike. They edited it all out of the show and then Andre went on some podcast calling Hanks "emotionally disturbed". Chet told this story on Steve-O's podcast and said "he's a pussy and a bitch and if I ever seen him I'm gonna tell him that". Steve-O then asks him "you're not gonna put hands on him though?" and Chet said "no" and winked lol.
>>223611472were they arguing over who's less funny?
>>223611580Eric Andre is a poser. Chet burns local.
>>223611557chet is jewish
>>223611588No Chet was setting him straight for being a faggot online crying about Argentina (trying to be relevant)
>>223611472Eric Andre acts like such a bitch whenever anyone else tries to do his wacky shtick
I tip my hat to Eric. He has fucked all the hoes of my dreams like Emily Ratajewsky, Halsey, Rosario Dawson and many more. I bow to him.
>copies Tom Green's show>cries like a bitch when people prank him>Tom couldn't handle 4chan prankspottery
>>223611596He most definitely isn't. Is this your fetish or what?
>>223611596Chet is white brother.
>>223611596He's greek
>>223611472Common wigger W
Let me tell you. If he did this to me... no, man. I wouldn't let him do it
>>223611586How is Colin Hanks such a giant pussy compared to Chet?
>>223611632Emrata said Eric was an insecure abusive loser with a small dick.
>>223611632Yikes. You should improve your dreams/your taste
>>223611735His whole shtick is being a blander version of his dad. You know he seethes when Chet rolls up to a family holiday.
>>223611580>i
>>223611472>Eric: "Haha I'm such a zany off the wall NUTJOB! I'm motherfuckin KEKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS! Check me out screaming directly into peoples faces in public! CUH-RAY-ZEEEE!">Chet: "I would also like to be obnoxious on your obnoxious show">Eric: "WHAT THE FUCK!?! NO YOU CAN'T! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS DANGEROUS AND UNPROFESSIONAL! I'M A TRAINED COMEDIAN AND AM JUST DOING THIS FOR A JOKE! YOU ARE A LITERAL PSYCHOPATH!"Eric has done this with every single person who tries to engage in his bit.
>>223611588>The feud began in 2023 after Andre claimed Chet was ‘emotionally disturbed’ and dangerously rode a dirt bike around his set, nearly knocking crew members off ladders, etc. >Chet disputed Andre’s version, saying he simply realized the show was built around trolling its guests and decided to ‘match the energy.’ >He accused Andre of getting nervous once his energy stole the show and publicly called Andre a ‘pussy.’>Andre fired back, calling Chet a liar and even jokingly demanding he take a DNA test to prove Tom Hanks was really his father.>Andre later insisted the beef wasn’t staged, at one point challenging Chet to say what he had been saying ‘to my face.’>Fast-forward to ComplexCon and it looks like Chet took him up on that offer.
>>223611743it's a legit microphallus... not even small
>>223611833>nearly knocking crew members off ladderswow....chet must be stopped....
>>223611472Eric Andre seems like a fun goofy comedian at first but the fact that he couldnt take what he dishes out made him look like a giant bitch. Even worse is that he bad mouthed chet after the fact in public like a bitch
>>223611580Chet is the Jewish son of a Hollywood pedophileWhite boy summer…don’t even get me started on why worshipping niggers and nigger “culture” isn’t anywhere close to based
>>223611833What is emotionally disturbed supposed to mean?
>>223611887>Eric Andre seems like a fun goofy comediandon't look at his twitter
>>223611596Literally what the fuck does jewish even mean if Chet Hanks is a jew?
>Hillarious tv show comedy host can't handle a nepo baby Grim
>>223611887Eric Andre is just Sam Hyde except he's black and liberal.
>>223611908Foids like wiggers and 4chan is full of normies who worship pussy
>>223611583Tangentially, Tom Hanks bought him from a fellow sex cult member.
>>223611969Perhaps anon is terminally retarded and thinks Tom Hanks is jewish.
>>223612007He is.
>>223611596You mean Eric.
>>223612024He's portuguese so close enough
>>223612024>His mother was from a Portuguese family; their surname was originally "Fraga". His father had English ancestry
>>223611580Fact is. Eric relies on freaking his guests out with hot temperatures, nudity, violence, loud noises, saying weird things, having extra's pop onto the set being weird.When Chet grabs a minibike and starts riding around, Eric freaked outChet made him walk off his own show
>>223612048Doesn't he also have Greek citizenship? How many islands does Greece have?
>>223612080You know Eric wouldn't give a shit if he ran his bike into one of the crew members he doesn't care about. Why are they all on ladders during filming anyway? Sounds like bullshit.
>>223612195Nooooo think of the safety of my workers
>>223612206Was Hanks trying to run them over? That's a college style prank, relax bud.
>>223612195A Jew would never lie, that's the one thing people know about Jews is that they physically cannot tell a lie.
Chet solved racism, chuds.
>>223611596Chet is pure Jamaican chocolate dumbass. He speaks fluent Patwa
Chet has cooler friends
>>223613798Is the right guy the one in the street yelling the N word at cars.?
>>223611833>jokingly demanding he take a DNA test to prove Tom Hanks was really his fatherSeems more mean than funny, but Eric is the comedian, he probably knows better
>>223611472>base career on unpredictable antics and inappropriate behavior in hosted interview segments>spazz and clutch your pearls when a guest gives you a truly wild interview in which you have to deal with the faintest taste of your own medicineKWAB. Why does this keep happening?
>>223611472>Has he lost his edge?He never really had one
idk why people hate Chetthere's not really a good reason to hate the guyhe's a douchebag and son of Tom Hanks? what?Eric on the other hand even though he has some funny skits has actual reasons for being hated
>>223611848I swear he posted his dick to Instagram years ago and it was average to above average. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if he shopped pic or something
>>223614974Chet is jewish, Eric isn'tNext question
Eric Andre wishes he was accepted by the black community like Chet is
>>223615091You got the question wrong, dumbass
>>223611596>>223615091Is this Eric posting here?
>>223612080Eric couldn't handle Johnny Knoxville goofing on him. He can dish it but he can't take it.
I knew Eric Andre was a fucking bitch when he was butting heads with fucking Nardwuar
>>223611586Chet literally is down in history as the guest to mog Andre on his own show and you just know Eric refuses tp admit or acknowledge it
>>223611771Kek id kill to see a semi fictional dramatization of their family dinner with Colin all saying something pleasant and merry to impress Tom and Tom acting like its amazing and then Chet cant turn off the white boy summer brags
>>223611472Chad Hanks won.
>>223611908This guy wasnt invited to WBS
>>223611472 Confronting people like this is gay and extremely high effort and reveals the confused, sensitive young man that he unfortunately actually is deep down inside
Chet Hanks is what happens when you confuse having a famous parent with actually being interesting. Eric Andre dated Emily Ratajkowski and built an entire career out of making celebrities deep uncomfortable. Eric Andre is a genius. Chet.... has a last nameBut yeah, let's all pretend Eric is the one who should be embarrassed here.
https://youtu.be/IbWWiOh7Nrs?is=xVMMGfUF4mF-OSKsI cant tell if Chet is actually uncomfortable or actually doing a character amazingly, in the meet-up in the OP it looks like Andre was either happy to see him or doing the faux good vibes Hollywood shit but Chet called him out and Andre clearly hasn't dealt with real douche bros irl (I say that will all respect to Chet)
>>223615489chet hanks is the type of guy you expect to 100% hate (celeb nepo baby) but then he turns about to be incredibly funny and endearing. eric andre is the type of guy who seems like he would be really cool to be friends with and then you find out he's actually an insecure asshole.
>>223611623Johnny Knoxville made Andre cry like a little bitch on that stupid network prank show they did together too.
>>223611735Different mothers.
>>223612007Jews are matrilineal which means they track jewish lineage by way of mother, not father.
>>223611594To be fair Eric Andre is the only comedian who is a legit musician and was before becoming one and noone knows about it, compare him to all the comedians who try so hard to be accepted as le serious musicians like heidecker armisen bobby lee hader Kyle Mooney Trevor Moore Conan... Pretty much every single male comic
>>223611583>>223612007
>>223611771Why wouldn't he seethe when his son is a junkie
>>223615822That doesn't change anything
>>223611987In the sense that they both copied whatever an tim and Eric or bobby lee antics they were seeing on mad TV ?
>>223615091Eric Andre used to make his brand about being half Jewish he shut up about it because he is a leftoid and has to support Palestine
>>223615904It means Tom Hanks status has nothing to do with whether or not his sons are jewish because jews track through the mother, not the father.
>>223615881No, he stole that idea from Tom Green too since Tom Green was a rapper long before he got into comedy.
>>223611586It would be Eric Andre-esque for Chet to keep riding the bike around the set until it ran out of gas
>>223611472humpty hump looks great for 60
>>223611472So, where is the video?
