But why?
Some """"""""""""""people """""""""""""" (if you can even call penguins people) have nothing better to do
>>223611980Schizophrenia
>>223611980Like most things in life, hormone imbalance that went untreated. In the penguins case he was also just sick of everybody’s shit. He’s lucky he didn’t have a Glock-9, otherwise there would’ve been a lotta blood on that ice.
>>223611980Penguin equivalent of stupid white people who enter small caves, get stuck and die suffocated.
>>223611980The call can not be ignored
>>223611980faustian spirit. you wouldn't get it.
>>223611980EVOLUTION CREATES ODD OUTLIERS LIKE THIS, WHO KNOWS, IT MIGHT BE WHY PENQUINS END UP BECOMING SENTIENT RULERS OF THIS PLANET IN THE FUTURE
>>223612235>Planet ruled by penguinsFUND ITIt'd have to be better than this shithole
>>223612293idk man, penguins literally shit on each other
>>223612318imagine in millions of years, how fucked up their porn would be like
>>223612318Gotta keep warm
>>223612318Humans also shit on each other
>>223612411only figuratively (mostly)
>>223612411>and before us there was this race of humans, and they didnt even shit in each others mouths?>lmao man no wonder they went extinct.
>>223611980yearning
>>223612494
>>223611980The penguin's internal navigation system failed as a result of illness or injury
>>223612494bo tpost
>>223612494>>223612574gay af twin
>>223611980They were making a move. He had to get it on.
>>223612494literally me>absolute cinema
>>223612582I'm so sick of söyentists giving material explanations to everything. The penguin had an existential crisis and decided to explore the unknown, and that's that
>>223612648You're romanticizing a dead bird.
>>223612668You're materializing a transcending experience
>>223612139If I had been on that ice sheet, it wouldn't have gone down like that.
>>223612494So true king
>>223611980because penguin society is utter bullshit
>>223611980The ice mountains were making a move. He had to get it on.
THESE THREADS ARE MADE BY THE CIA TO PISS ME OFFWERNER HERZOG FUCKING LIED AND WROTE THAT NARRATION BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT, HE ADMITTED ITTHE PENGUIN WAS DOING NORMAL PENGUIN SHITFUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>223613571He was a cowboy, lookin' for anything heavy.
>>223612318At least they don't eat it like jeets
>>223611980You have no proof he didn't fall into a portal and is now living an isekai protagonist life
>>223611980He knew what was out there and what they're keeping from us.
>>223613592This tbqh pham
>>223613592Dr penguin, I’m CIA
>>223612686>a transcending experienceDo penguins have the brain parts to really have such an experience? Do any other birds or mammals? Is it not just humans who do so?
>But why?Why the fuck not? Have you seen this world?
>>223612139There is no Glock 9, the first model was the 17, they count up from there.
Little guy did what I've been wanting to do for years, I feel his pain. RIP :(
>>223611980
>>223611980Because he's not our hero. He's a feisty guardian, a watchful protector. A dark&bright knight.
>>223611980>But why?because you are free. and this penguin saw sights none of his peers did. he goes where other penguins fear to tread
>>223612668How do you KNOW it's dead, hmm?
In every species there have to be a few willing to take risks to potential improve their tribe
