Creepy Castles Edition (Scooby-Doo Special!)previous: >>223599918How is Spooktober marathon going? Any recommendations?
>>223612395>Any recommendations?I recommend horror movies for Spooktober
hooty /hor/
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what's a good spider movie
Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMu-VbXOJBY
Continued the waifu streak and watched Pretty Lethal starring Uma; she chews the scenery as a former prima ballerina and dons a sexy leather jacket. It's a serviceable horror-thriller with some great action scenes where dancer Maddie Ziegler kicks Hungarian ass, but it's probably a bit too girlboss-y for most anons. Oh well, I liked it.
also this is a test
>>223612439Arachnophobia
>>223612432ghosts hate this one simple trick
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>>223612502kek
watching Cemetery Man lads
>>223612439Spider Labyrinth (1988)
>>223612439this is a fun bad spider movie featuring terminator 2's own ed furlong
>>223612523I don't know what I think about it. It's enjoyable and I guess that's all that matters.
>>223612578I know what you mean, I dont think I really love any of michelle soavi's films
>>223612563How fat and fucked up is Ed in that one?
>>223612448>but it's probably a bit too girlboss-y for most anonsTrve. Chuds will hate it. Stacked cast with horror qveens.
Almost finished watching Send Help and I like it a lot. Raimi still has it. I wish he would do a real horror movie again like Drag Me to Hell but rated R and without the Looney Tunes CGI.
>>223612628it is post-troll transformation but he's great. him being a gross troll is kind of the butt of some jokes and he seems to be having fun making a movie.
>>223612395For me, it's Captain Spaulding
>>223612654yeah, sid haig is fucking amazing in those moderately shitty movies.
>>223612643Girl, center, did she play The Dowser in Death Stranding?
>>223612624Michelle is a girl's name. Michele Soavi is an Italian MAN. Stage Fright is really good. One of the best Italian horror moves of the eighties. Nothing else Michele Soavi the MALE Italian director made ever matched up to Stage Fright.
>>223612706I think I figured it out, his movies are lacking SOVL
>First look at ScarJo in Mike Flanagan's "The Exorcist: Martyrs"
>>223612724>The Exorcist: Martyrswut
>>223612724I see /ourguy/
>>223612563i was just thinking about spiders
A pretty slow burn but it's really creepy and worth watching for that crazy-ass ending.
>>223612903>Italian movie>crazy ass endingmany such cases
we're supposed to root for the adulterer?
>>223612439Spiders 2
>>223612395Any movie with a similar vibe to Candyman or Jacob's Ladder?
>>223612442atmospheric
>>223612643I wanted to hate on the character Lana "asian titter" Condor was playing but she ended up holding her own. Same with Leslie Mann's jewess daughter.
>>223612969>The Ninth Gate>In the Mouth of Madness>Night Flier
>>223612706The Church and Cemetery Man are classics. The Sect was kind of shit.
>>223612969The Mothman's PropheciesLost HighwayDark Water
>>223612979Lana was very porny as usual, completely waxed everywhere like a dolphin. Tits and the armpit fat looked great though.Didn't like that they did the same (waxing) to "sourdough" Newton, if it had some forearm hair scenes with her to contrast Lana's rubbery physique it would have been better.Shit story, insufferably annoying characters though.
>>223613006>completely waxed everywhere like a dolphinTusk 2 when
>>223612439Itsy Bitsy
>>223612969Sublime
>>223612432I missed this episode of RLM
>>223612395Any recommendations with the same vibe as pic related?
>>223613199Night of the Creeps
>>223613199Fright Night Part II
This has no right to be as good as it is.
>>223613199What vibes do you mean? Kid finds horror mystery and no one believes him? Polished 80s horror?
I'm gonna go near the park
>>223613199An American Werewolf in LondonVampand this >>223613231
>>223613304I beg you to reconsider
>>223613304Don't Go Near the Park
>>223613304I'll keep an eye on you from the safety of the house
>>223613327>>223613336>>223613340Well first I'm gonna open the door and then I'm gonna go near the park. Then I'm gonna come back and go in the house.
>>223613199for some reason I want to say Frightmare (1981) aka The Horror Star
>>223613343Don't Open the Door
>>223613350How am I gonna go near the park if I don't open the door?
whatever you guys do.. dont go in the woods
>>223613359Don't Open the Door Near the Park Alone
How am I supposed to have any fun??
>>223613322Vamp is pretty good. It hardly ever gets mentioned even though it's the direct inspiration for From Dusk til Dawn.
The shortcoming of American Horror Story is their insistence upon a shared universe between every season. >uhhhh spirits and mediums aren't real lmaoBro, you are in a reality where witches are a confirmed existence and there is a world renowned medium on TV 24/7
Don't Go in My Ass
>>223613199I'm not exactly sure what you're looking for but I'll throw out some stuff based purely on vibes.>Fright Night Part 2>Night of the Creeps>Waxwork>Popcorn>Slumber Party Massacre Part 2>Christine>Silver Bullet>Invaders from Mars>Dolls>Braindead>BrainscanIf you can specify what you mean, I can narrow it down.
>>223613006Wow, I forgot just how fuzzy Newt is. Women shouldn't shave their natural forearm hair, that shit's sexy.
I'm going in anon's ass
>>223613322love grace jones
>>223613474Amityville Ass
>>223613487you have been pranked because thats what I wanted
Don't Go In The House I'm Edging At The Park... Alone
I am going to watch jason goes to hell the unrated cut
>>223613256One of my favorites. The main actress actually does a pretty good job playing two different characters>>223613410Yeah, I don't see it talked about much, it seems a little underrated when it comes to 80s horror comedies
I'm watching 2020s horror movies I didn't see. About to start X. How is it from a /hor/ perspective?
>>223613410It has some cool stuff but it has a pretty bad script.
> A Dark SongOpinions without spoilers?
>>223613570Pearl is the only good entry in the trilogy.
>>223613261I'll take recommendations for both.
Sixth film was Mister Frost. Kind of weird but good! Goldblum was great as always.Today's film is Colony. Hope it doesn't suck.
>>223613600A lot of build up and you either like or dislike the ending.The strong point is that it's a budget film about the occult, so if that gets you going you can roll the dice.
>>223613485speaking of which, any good sasquatch horror movies?
>>223613617Train to Busan but the zombies are covered in cum.
Any good horror onna train or involves a train?
>>223613590I think the story is fine. The vampire friend is funny, and that he never really trusts Michelle Pfeiffer's sister that he doesn't remember
>>223613637Sounds scary but also raunchy
Tubi is so convenient for finding older movies.
What am I in for, bros?
>>223613648Terror Train
>>223613476More specifically a fun 80s horror/thriller with a neat concept and good special effects. Maybe doesn't take itself too seriously and has likable characters. I'd put Lost Boys and American Werewolf in London in this category as well.
>>223613648literally KINO Expresshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm89VYH1JP8
>>223613648i can think of a lot that involve subway stations/tunnels in particular, not so much on the train.
>>223613619Not really. Willow Creek if you're a ff chad.The Legend of Boggy Creek otherwise.
>>223613687Then honestly you could try just about any of those movies I listed, but maybe specifically try Brainscan, Silver Bullet, Christine, Popcorn, Fright Night Part 2 and Night of the Creeps.
>>223613648Train to Busan
>>223613687>>223613715seconding brain scan with our friend ed furlong
>>223613618Thank you!
>>223612979Lana's pelvic dimples here are my cum of the year
>decide to watch Dark Shadows because the tim burton movie, while shit, still interested me>its literally a boring soap opera>terrible camera work, camera looks fuzzy and out of focus half the time>characters sit around, act melodramatic with eachother, and talk about interesting things that happened instead of the show ever showing it.>the fighting is pathetic, they just grab eachothers arms and push back and forth until one of them just faintsHow did this shit last 6 seasons?
Today I watched:The Dark and Wicked (2020)-Reminded me a lot of When Evil Lurks in the fact it's a throughly cruel, hopelessly bleak film. Pretty good Dead Silence (2007)-The advertisements for this always scared the fuck outta of me as a kid, and the movie is actually scarier than I could have possibly fathom. Genuinely still creepy and the atmosphere and cinematography definitely still holds up. I definitely saw the foundation for Blumhouse considering the director.Shivers (1975)-Quite enjoyed it and had better sex-crazed "zombies" than that piece of shit, "The Sadness".
>>223612706I love Stage Fright but Cemetery Man is a 10/10 masterpiece, one of the best horror movies of all time. I don't know why it's rep stays so mid-level. There's a Severin 4K and I didn't even know about it, kek
>>223613808spaghetti kinos can never achieve high ratings or hype outside the patrician circles
>>223612724Oh shit, I love women in police uniforms
>>223612903>poopy avatihahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>223613199>>223613687Order up
>>223613404I know what we can do
Directors these days really don't want me to be able to see anything in their movies
>>223613474they've literally already done Amityville Toilet and Vibrator, I don't think ass is off the table
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>>223613858let's fucken goooooooooo
>>223613861there are no directors these days
>>223613861Are you watching the new Insidious? That is one of the darkest films I think I've seen. Even random conversations were happening in rooms without lights on.
>>223613808It lacks a certain jay nay say qua that other Italian horror movies have. I don't know, maybe it looks more like a straight to video movie than earlier and better Italian horror movies including ones by the same director.
>>223613570It's an honestly OK movie rendered impossible to discuss by its interracial cuck fetishism. It genuinely annoys me, Ti could've left that out and the movie would probably be beloved. It's the Child Sewer Orgy of his big trilogy.
>>223613648Beyond the Door 3: Amok Traintrust me
>>223613843Forgot about The Gate. Seconding this as well.
>>223613894it does not have the giallo lighting it's definitely more realistic than surrealist, visually.
>>223612395>How is Spooktober marathon going? Any recommendations?So far only horror games, but I watched Hotel Transylvania to get started. Really want to rewatch The Fly remake this week. I will have to rewatch Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Changeling, and The Lost Boys.The Wailing, Train to Busan, and Hell House LLC are on my want-to-watch list this month. I haven't seen any of them.>>223613199The Lost Boys for sure, you'll like it if you liked Fright Night.
>>223613808>Cemetery Man is a 10/10 masterpiece, one of the best horror movies of all timeI just watched it. It has all sorts of gore and zombies and atmosphere but its lacking something, its too much of a wacky horror comedy
>>223612395>Scooby doo specialRank them1. Zombie Island2. Cyber Chase3. Witch's Ghost4. Alien Invasion
>>223613648Mimic has a parked subway train as a setpiece
>>223613965All kino films. What games did you play? I'm thinking about playing RE2 (the original) for the first time because the demo spooked me as a kid.
>>223613915low key banger
>>223613977Ghoul School > all
>>223613977of the newer films i only ever saw zombie island
>>223613997Boo Brothers > All
>>223613997giwtwm
The Insidious franchise should have been a tv series
>>223613648Snowpiercer
Zombie Island > Ghoul School, imoIt's just that good a Scooby Doo movie.
>>223613980Funnily I played the RE2 remake and loved it. I heard they cut and changed things from the original so I am interested to play the original one day too. Also played Crow Country, which was fantastic. I want to play Dead Rising for the first time this month too- always heard great things about it.
>>223614036zombie island is great but requires familiarity with the series to fully appreciateghoul school doesn't AND it doesn't have velma, making it an instant classic
>>223613976>wacky horror comedyIt's like it's trying to be a mix of artistic and absurd while acting like there's some deeper meaning to the absurdity and it's a metaphor for the main character's existential crisis, which makes the portrayal of the absurdity as not absurd. I don't know.
>>223614049Hah, I'm on the fence about which one to go with. I know the movie wasn't top tier, but it at least put me in the mood for a top tier zombie city experience.
finally a movie for someone who hates commercials as much as me
>>223614049if you want an actual horror game you should play condemned
>>223614057nta but to me, it's a great representation of a comic book. when you pick up random issues of comics, you get these encapsulated stories but without much coherency.Cemetery Man was based off of the comic Dylan Dog, so that changed how I see it.
>>223613600you must be high iq or you wont get it. unironically.
>>223613977Witch's Ghost = Zombie Island > Cyber ChaseI haven't watched Alien Invasion in years. I remember liking it a lot.Camp Scare, Abracadabra-Doo, and Ghoul School are all good too.
>>223613997The 13 Ghosts/Ghoul School era of scooby doo is practically the worst era of scooby doo. Possibly worse than the scrappy doo/laff-a-lympics era. Pup named scooby doo was great though
>>223610738Overexplaining everything doesn't make a movie better, sometimes it's better to leave things for the audience to infer especially when it comes to horror. >Like he never told her to stand stock still and piss herself.The movie shows us over and over again that the wish somehow created another version of Nikki, this "Freaky Nikki" persona who could be a demon or just an alter ego like a split personality, the result of a poorly worded wish, the nature of the Willow as a Monkey's Paw, or Bear's mental state when making the wish, all of which are hinted at as possible explanations in the movie. Over the course of the movie Freaky Nikki gradually becomes more and more unhinged, and increasingly more co-dependent on Bear to the point where she ceases to be able to live and function without being near him, and the wish clearly states she should love Bear more than anyone in the world which obviously includes herself.>There should have been some wordplayThere was, you just didn't pay attention to the information the movie provided you with or you just don't care or know how to process it. The script isn't iron tight, but many of the criticisms I've seen of Obsession actually have an explanation if you just pay attention. She even says she was waiting for Bear to come home and didn't even notice she had soiled herself.>>223610895>why did the wish make her walk backwards inhumanly? idk because it looks weird and creepy.Prime example of second screen viewing. The real Nikki is constantly fighting for control over her body from Wish Nikki. It happens twice the first night she sleeps at Bear's, then it happens again once she cooks his cat for him and puts a selfie photo she took of them together in bed while he was asleep and writing "not me" on it and "you" on another photo of Bear alone in his lunch box because she is either pissed at Bear or it's a cry for help. When she walks backwards into the kitchen she tries running back to Bear after but stops midway
>>223614104I should play this again. Dropped it after the first level, because I found out that I missed a collectible.
>>223614122you're just a velma simp
>>223613894I don't think it's possible for me to disagree with you more. I put CM in the top 5 in every category you could judge it in, the costumes, cinematography, makeup, sets, casting, everything is nearly as perfect as can be done. Michele is Dario's protege, after all, I consider him a top 5 italo-horror director up there with Dario Fulci and both Bavas.the look of the movie just represents the time it was made, Barry Sonnenfeld crucially influenced the way tons of the movies of the era were shot>>223614050without Velma, I don't think there's any reason to give a shit about Scooby-doo. like a fancy electronic toy without any batteries.
>>223614141Im not a Velma simp im a Flim Flam hater
Innocent Blood is fun. The lead girl sucks at acting, but at least she's cute.
>>223614144>without Velma, I don't think there's any reason to give a shit about Scooby-doo. like a fancy electronic toy without any batteries.velma is the worst character of the group
>>223614107>based off of the comic Dylan DogI didn't know that, I have to check it out. I don't know anon, The Crow is based off a comic book and it completely coherent. I feel like the comic isn't going to be more accessible and less pretentious than the movie, but I'll try to find it and give it a read.
>>223614134well you shouldn't worry too much about that because it ends on a dumb cliffhanger for an xbox360 exclusive sequel 10 years later that nobody ever played
>>223614189That would be Daphne. At least Velma contributes.
>>223614049RE2make is an entirely different game. The original is also great but, it's actually probably more similar to Crow Country than the remake gameplay wise.If you're taking /hor/ game recommendations Prey(2017) is great. And now thinking about it I want to rewatch Alien again.
>>223614195>>223614107i had zero idea it was connected to dylan dog but iirc i watched a brandon routh dylan dog movie that wasn't terrible or terribly interesting. i like him though.
>>223613600I fucking loved it>>223613618this anon put it well enough. it's slow-going with an "is it real or isn't it?" trope until the end
>>223614202Daphne is hot and the honeypot for the perverts in the costumes.Velma is kind of smart, but so is Freddy at the end of the day and she contributes very little.Daphne getting kidnapped always contributes to the plotBut Velma LOSING HER FUCKING GLASSES basically never does
>>223613648midnight meat train
>>223613977Witch's GhostZombie IslandCyber Chase is stupider than Alien Invaders and looks a lot cheaper than Alien Invaders but it's more fun
>>223614195>>223614214I don't mean that it's explicitly an adaption, more that it was an inspiration and I see the surrealism of Cemetery Man as being linked to how surreal comic books can be.Reading wikipedia, it seems there was an actual novel called Dellamorte Dellamore that was the main reference.
>>223612724Oh, right. They're still making canonical Exorcist movies
I've been watching the original Scooby Doo tv series and the animation is surprisingly beautiful
>>223613977I have to go with the same ranking as you. Zombie island is so good, animation is fantastic and creepy as zombies. Cyber Chase is crazy for doing so much, the dopplegang, gladiators, dinosaurs, the moon. The Witch's Ghost has immaculate feelings of fall and hex girls but isn't as exciting as others, alien invasion is a lot of fun but story is a little dumb. still love them all. Winnie is best girl
>>223614252>Hey can we do one where we're both lying in bed and cudd- >SIR YOU WERE WARNED
>>223614256there is barely any animation in that webm
>>223614256thats definitely not beautiful animation, thats beautiful background work with typical hanna barbara cheap shit. still, a lot of effort went in.
>>223614050>requires familiarity with the seriesYou get that by picking any single episode and watching it. There's not a whole lot of development in the original series, it was very formulaic.
>>223613822Exceptionally based post.
>>223614218Scooby and Shaggy were always better bait than Daphne. Daphne getting kidnapped did almost nothing but result in her finding a clue, then she'd reunite with the rest of the gang after Fred and Velma basically already knew who the monster was.Daphne being kidnapped did almost nothing for the plot. Velma always losing her glasses was lame, but her thinking the Black Knight was Shaggy with a cold was kino
I think I have seen every good horror anthology movie and it makes me sad. And also scared because they were scary movies.
>>223614280>>223614285Well parallax scrolling is technically animation, but really that was just the only webm I had
>>223613685he said good ones
>>223614104Condemned is utterly fantastic. $5 well spent when I caught it on sale on the Xbox store after its initial release
>>223612724>The Exorcist: Cringe Can't wait for the pretentious monologues and soapy drama.
>>223614256The music and background art was 10/10 in old scooby doo. The animation was trash because Hanna-Barbera constantly cut corners. I remember scenes where shaggy hair would turn blonde or someone's arms would disappear because they fucked up the cell but just kept it in.
>>223614239>novelThat sucks, I only like books with pictures.
>>223614308You've probably seen it but I had a great time with Southbound.
>>223614373Yeah it was pretty good.
BITCH
>>223614199Maybe I'll play Dead Island 1 instead
>>223614308Then starting watching horror anthology shows
>>223614122I have to agree. Ghoul School itself is a standout, but the era marked the period where nobody knew what the fuck to do with the IP and still didn't until Zombie Island.Reluctant Werewolf in particular is Wacky Races knock off trash.
>>223612442Impossibly based
>>223614256the greatest /tv/ tragedy of the current generation imo is all the kids who grew up on cartoons that don't have any drawings in them
>>223614350Kek I noticed that exact frame.That's fair, my semantics were wrong. What I'm saying is that visually to me it's very pleasing, the backgrounds, the designs, the color, expressions of the characters etc.
>>223614409Twilight Zone has too many "why yes the writer's fought in WW2, can you tell?" episodes.It has a lot of good ones, but the sheer amount of WW2 slop gets grating. I don't need to see another WW2 time travel episode ever again.
>>223614429wacky races is great and reluctant werewolf is a good knockoff too but you need a fucking mystery.
first time watching jason goes to hell and what the fuck is the necronomicon doing in this movie
>>223614441*Also because whatever files I have, these transfers look good.
>>223614389me on the left
>>223614441oh lawd he comin
>>223614457WWII was a pretty big deal at the time
>>223614458Wacky Races IS good, but Reluctant Werewolf is not a good knockoff of it at all and really misses the point of Wacky Races in the first place. What makes a good Wacky Races episode is the sense anyone can win, including Snidely. Instead Shaggy is the protagonist and that's the end of it.
>>223612724>Filmed on digital with a Netflix filterAlready DOA
>>223614457Rod Serling wrote like 75% of the episodes and was a WW2 pilot. There's so many episodes about pilots, especially going through time warps.
>>223614457Tales From The Darkside had a few good episodes. Very mixed bag though.
>>223614485if you don't like your movies shot on digital in 2020+6 I've got bad news for you bro
>>223614476It wasn't used well, all I'm saying.>>223614501I get that, and that's why it gets so grating.Like if I was going to write a good WW2 episode, it'd be "during the war, something weird happens". Instead it is almost always, "after the war, something weird happens - possibly forever in a time loop".
>>223612724>scarjo gets plapped by a possessed 12 year old boyk i n o
>>223614532i'd watch 10 sequels of that
>>223614516holy fuck you sound miserable to be around
>>223614512Yeah I know, but directors can still make it work by trying to make it look as much like film as possible. Instead they just slap on a fuckass filter and make it look like soulless slop.For this to be an Exorcist movie, which is one of the most kino movies aesthetically ever filmed, is an especial offense
>>223614429Still plenty of other options>tales from the crypt>tales from the dark side>the outer limits>Are you afraid of the dark>goosebumps
>>223614568meant for>>223614457
that was goodthe quality had this 70s feel to itthe first attack they did after breaking out was great. dan stevens playing an old and oddly smooth skinned nazi scientist with a foot fetish was also great
>>223614568>darkroom>perversions of science>ghost stories>some of amazing stories>tales from the crypt cartoonthe 90s outer limits was especially great
>>223612536Great movie, strong lovecraft vibes
>>223613822Based, and same.FBI but same difference. Perkins has a knack for casting QTs, The Monkey being the one exception.
>>223614613>oddly smooth skinned nazi scientist with a foot fetishhe's literally me
>>223614409>>223614457It's all shit, my dad likes to watch it with me when we hang out and I have to pretend to be even the slightest bit engaged. The twists are always retardedThis episode we recently watched is a typical example: a group of people, ballerina, clown, bagpipe player etc find themselves stuck in a confined place of some kind with no memory of how they get there. Most of the episode is spent with the main character thrashing around and crying against the walls in the grating melodrama of the period. Me and my dad are trying to guess what the situation is: we both agree they're probably in hell, and the clown is the devil. Finally the main character gets an idea that they should climb on top of each other and he'll climb over the wall, then come back with help. They manage to do so, only for him to fall inanimate into snow and his true form is revealed: a doll! The camera shows the inside of what we now see is a bucket full of dolls, as they all lay there inanimate. A woman is selling them. Wow, what a twist!! Never saw that coming!!Now let's think about this for a second. 1. Why the fuck were the dolls sentient? No reason. 2. How did nobody notice them moving around like they were alive?3. If they weren't, and they're as inanimate as the end showed them to be, why were we shown an entire episode of them being sentient and animate?It's literally just nonsensical. Rodd Serling was a retarded hack
>>223614639dude, you have autism.
I watched Creepshow (1982) the other night. I thought The Crate was great and the best story. I couldn't get over Leslie Nielsen in the beach story. I kept anticipating him to break the 4th wall with a joke.Is Creepshow 2 and 3 any good?
>>223614639i think you're addicted to hate watching contentit's not good for your enjoyment of media because you get too caught up in stuff that you perceive as bad qualities in the thing you're watching instead of just enjoying a competently written story
>>223614682Instead of head canon about what you think I'm doing, why don't you respond to the post and explain how you think that's a "competently written story"
>>223614308This isn't a recommendation as it's popular but All Hallow's Eve 1 is probably the scariest anthology movie I've seen in recent memory. I didn't find Art scary in his actual trilogy but that scene in the interlude when he tried to enter through the TV spooked the hell out of me.Besides that, now you could probably start reading horror anthology novels and make them as frightening as you want them to be, through your imagination.
>>223614680i had the same reaction to it, it's a great segment but him turning into a comedic actor later in life kinda ruined it
>>223614552>you don't like the fact it's always the same thing every time? god you sound miserable????
>>223614690you are obviously engaging this conversation in bad faith so i don't think i will
>>223614639Did you ask "why were the toys sentient" when you watched Toy Story?
>>223614706No, I'm not at all and you won't because you can't>>223614724Is that the only question I asked or did you take it out of context to make it sound stupid?
>>223614729he didn't make it sound stupid, it IS stupid, you idiot.
anyone watched freddys nightmares show? any good stories there?
>>223614729Everything else stems from that main question. The dolls may not even be moving at all to the perception of humans. The whole story is about the doll's loneliness and lack of identity, NOT about their movements.
>>223614729>no, i'm not at all>proceeds to respond to another anon in bad faith
skeletons
>>223614743t. the literal retard who replied to an effort post with nothing but a personal attack and then claimed the person he was responding to was "posting in bad faith"You've demonstrated your intellectual limits and the fact that you are upset, you can stop replying
>>223614639the whole premise of the show is basically "you'll never guess this story's twist, and it's probably supernatural" and you got upset that you didn't guess the twist and that it was supernatural
>>223614759>personal attackagain with the bad faith, you need to get off the internet and do something productive
>>223614740>Everything else stems from that main question.Right, so that's not at all I asked and you took it out of context. >The dolls may not even be moving at all to the perception of humansWrong, the main character ended up leaving the bucket because they were supposed to be physically capable of moving. It was only after he was out of the bucket that they became inanimate to faciliate the twist.>The whole story is about the doll's loneliness and lack of identityWord salad. The story is an attempt at a clever mystery box and failed by making literally no sense.
>>223614765I know you're literally retarded, but accusing someone of just being someone "who hates watches content" instead of engaging with what they're saying is a personal attack and the definition of a bad faith reply. Every single reply you've made to me has been the lowest IQ bad faith goal post moving subversive faggotry possible, you are not capable of having an intelligent conversation. Last time I bother typing to you, congrats on feeling superior somehow though
>>223614639hope this helps https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Exit
>>223613804I like the Barnabas v Reverend Trask confrontation in the 1700s
>>223614787it's like this anon took a class on how to write the worst posts possible, lmfao
>>223614787it's not a personal attack it's me telling you that it isn't good for your enjoyment of things stop acting in bad faith
>>223614639Thats one of the more surreal, psychological episodes. Its not really meant to be taken as a story where these specific dolls came to life for a reason. It was a "what if" thought experiment. What if these random toys suddenly gained consciousness and their life is kind of hellish because theyre trapped in packages and boxes.Not one of my favorite episodes but its alright.
>>223614790No, scouring the Wikipedia entry of the episode, seeing the inspiration is a completely different play by "Sartre" which sounds intelligent to you and then linking this fact without even further commentary thinking you won does not "help" anything, try again
>>223614690Not that anon, why isn't it? Why didn't you stop watching it if you weren't engaged? Four strangers totally unaware of each other trying to figure out how to escape a seemingly impossible situation- that is the story. Them being dolls as a twist only explains the oddity of the situation in the first place. You could have made them four random people off the street from different places around the country. Have them try to escape, and then when one gets over the railing they die and no explanation is given why they were stuck there in the first place. Or them be stuck in a jail, and it turns out they all had amnesia why they were thrown in jail in the place. You see what I mean? The 'isn't that weird?' twist isn't the pull of the story, its more of an explanation to the set-up. Some of the episodes are weird for weirds sake, while others have a lesson behind them.
>>223614790I've been meaning to get around to this one
>>223614814how fat do you wager this anon is and how many meals do you guess he ate this year from a 7-11?
>>223614639>b but dat can't happen in reel lyfe>it don't even make sense Do yourself a favor and avoid surrealism. Your autistic jimmies would be rustled beyond repair.
Ami Dolenz>Jiggle queen
>>223612430Bought this on criterion blind. It was pretty good. May have to rewatch with gf>>223614639Thats so funny. YOU ARE THE DOLL, BOT.Anyone else would just appreciate shared time with their father. But just like those dolls in a bucket, you're crying over nothing.
>>223614813>What if these random toys suddenly gained consciousness and their life is kind of hellish because theyre trapped in packages and boxes.The issue is the consciousness isn't coherently depicted. It's one thing if they're conscious and stuck as dolls, it's another to be just like people capable of moving around but not actually when the twist necessitates them being dolls that have been inanimate all along. It doesn't logically follow>>223614830>Anyone else would just appreciate shared time with their fatherHoly cringe you fucking idiot, has nothing to do with criticising the episode. Oh my god
>>223614832>Stepmonster (1993)
>>223614781It's not a "mystery box", you moron. That's not what "mystery box" even means. X-Files is a mystery box, Five Characters In Search Of An Exit is just a fucking mystery.And it's not "word salad". The only reason why the dolls were freaking out was because they haven't had owners yet and thus no identity or purpose. They're like toys from Toy Story, literally. It's literally the same idea.
>>223614848>Holy cringe you fucking idiotYou replied to the wrong person. Calm down and focus.
>>223614830It's not surrealism, clearly you feel intelligent and superior by knowing the word though. Twilight Zone episodes are mystery boxes, not Bunuel films. Nice try
Pick my ticket for tomorrow guys. something genuinely good. my thorughts on vvitch are that its amazing andi need to read more before i write my analysis but its me, come on, i think its about sex, i always think its about sex. Tonight its Angst (1983) dir. Gerald Kargl
>>223614869Again, you're misusing the term "mystery box".
>>223614870I adore Angst and if you enjoy watching it tonight, I recommend The Golden Glove for tomorrow.
>>223614855>>223614875No, I'm not. You're just another pseud punching above his weight trying to feel more intelligent than you are. The literal definition of the term "mystery box" is that there is a surprise in the contents. That is the exact function of Twilight Zone episodes. They are built for you to guess the twist, which is a mystery. Shut the fuck up, you fucking idiot. I shit on your double digit IQ in my sleep>>223614864>Calm down and focus.HURR HURR good troll dude! I'm so mad, and so I lost!You are a child as well, I didn't bother responding to you for a reason
>>223614869>It's not surrealismYour reading comprehension sucks ass.>Twilight Zone episodes are mystery boxesThey can be both, but it doesn't really matter. They're simply outlandish scenarios that are designed to make you think about the nature of reality.
>>223614896>>It's not surrealism>Your reading comprehension sucks ass.You literally claimed it's surrealism and I replied saying no it isn't, how is this an example of bad reading comprehension? It isn't, you're just an illiterate retard, many such cases right now if you're not just the same person with a 4chan pass, which I'm beginning to strongly suspect
>>223614893dude he keeps telling you you don't know what Mystery Box means and you keep proving him right. hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're not just autistic, you're dumb.
>>223614914Right, so 4chan pass
>>223614893Twilight Zone is the perfect opposite of a mystery box, you will 1000% get a satisfying conclusion to the story before 30 minutes are even up
>>223614904>You literally claimed it's surrealismLol you're literally retarded.I said...>your autistic jimmies WOULD be rustled beyond repairKey word, "would." In other words, *if* you experienced surrealist cinema, you would be upset.
>>223614893https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery-box_showPlease educate yourself. Twilight Zone is a mystery show. A "mystery box" show is one where the mystery is never revealed and so you need to keep watching episode after episode to figure it out.The Twilight Zone is in fact the OPPOSITE of a mystery box show due to being an anthology.
>mystery box uses high concept in its wikipedia definitionthis thread is hilarious.
>>223614848Just picture that once the dolls leave the bin, they leave the "twilight zone" and re-enter reality. Rod says all the time that the twilight zone is a realm where weird shit just happens, sometimes in our world, sometimes in a world thats similar yet eerily different, and sometimes a world thats nothing like ours.
>>223614933mystery box is the quintissential high concept>a thing we wont explain drives subplots that are unimportant
>>223614929>>223614932No retard, it is the exact definition of a mystery box. You are confused because you have your own retard definition that conflates "mystery box" with "shows I don't like that drag on with no explanation like From". This is your own head canon. Figure it out>>223614931You're playing word games to avoid facing the fact that you're retarded, the entire reason you mentioned surrealist films is because you were equating the episode to them and implying it was sureralism. It wasn't a random observation out of nowhere. Stupid ass
>>223614933are you the anon from the other thread who doesn't know what high concept means?
>>223614950>You are confused because you have your own retard definition that conflates "mystery box" with "shows I don't like that drag on with no explanation like From".Please cite a source using your version of "mystery box".
>>223614942*quintessential
>>223614940That's the first sentient response I've gotten. That's an interesting idea but it still doesn't satisfactorily answer 1. Were they animate inside the bucket for all to see, and if not 2. How did he leave the bucket?It just doesn't make sense, it was a retarded ass pull of a twist
>>223614951it's definitely the same guy
>>223614950>You're playing word gamesNo, you're just too dumb to understand the words I'm using.>because you were equating the episode to themComparing, not equating.Just stop posting before you embarrass yourself any further.
>>223614951>high conceptDUDE
>>223614966it's like the dolls exist some place that isn't our own reality... some kinda zone
>>223612395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bkQBOgaFAc<3
>>223614956This is exactly how you would describe a Twilight Zone episode.As usual with retards, you can't even have an argument because they get too caught up in semantic weeds and pride themselves on quibbling over definitions that they think they know.
>Arguing: A verbal brawl that every person with a sense of self righteousness engages in at least once in their life time. The capability to best your opponent using you words is something humankind has done ever since the dawn of language itself.>On a quiet October night in the modern time, we find two anonymous 4chan users engaged in such fight. The topic of interest is long lost on them, as they fight to heal their bruised egos. The outcome of this battle is still unknown, as so where it will end. For these two users are unaware that their feud has now entered.. the Twilight Zone.
cant tell if i was baited into watching the new insidious or if someone genuinely liked it.
>>223614989Good morning sir
>>223614951no im the ticket analysis guys who thinks its possible for horror to have metaphors. i grant i didnt know what high concept was, and if pressed would have defined at as something with intellectual depth, i.e. the concepts reach high into meaning, but i saw that dispute and thought it funny as well. im learning what high concept means right now, because im interested, and i happily admit iwas actually quite incorrect about high concept. If youre the illiterate anon who hates his dad, the first word of this post should suffice.
>>223614989if you look really closely, you will figure out how your own image calls you wrong
>>223614981The final shot of the episode is one of the inanimate dolls shedding a tear, which I think is meant to imply it was all supposed to actually be happening
>>223614989>AI>it even says in the summary that it was popularized by JJ Abrams, aka the showrunner of LostOdd it doesn't say "Rod Sterling, showrunner of Twilight Zone".
>>223615000Actually, no you won't, I forgot how stupid you are
i've decided what i'm doing for halloween
>>223615000Damn that's crazy, I never quite thought of it that way. My mistake>>223615015Damn got em dude>>223615011>>>>EERRRRM AI!!!! Didn't read any further, keep arguing about the definition, I'm not interested in educating someone who isn't willing to listen. It's not even important, you're just a seething pseud whose identity is in crisis
>>223614996I'm not invested in this argument at all, I'm just reading it for the lulz and was curious. I hope you learn something that interests you.
>>223615021I don't think they hand out coffee to trick or treaters
>>223615021i spent the end of september watching twin peaks. good way to kick off the fall.
>>223614996>If youre the illiterate anon who hates his dadYou're so fucking mad about being retarded. Cringe loser
>>223615038Do trick or treaters still happen at all?
>>223615052I only handed out a couple cups of coffee last year, back in '97 it would've been like 100
>>223615052idk i live in the ghetto, wouldn't answer my door if they did
>>223615059Any pie?
>>223615052Nta but my neighborhood gets flooded with those little beggers.
>>223615068But black people live in ghettos. And if you live in the ghetto then that means...OH MY GOD
>>223615069you can't drink piepppff, check out albert eisenstone over here, lmfao
>>223615084But every cup of coffee should go with a damn fine cherry pie
>>223615083its coming from inside the house, but no its a quirk of bizarre lack of city planning. there are literal mansions in the ghetto here.
>>223615052>Do trick or treaters still happen at all?I remember as far back 20 years ago even some of the copter moms were taking their kids to outdoor malls to trick r treat at storefrontsCan only image what sort of gimped corporatized halloween night candy runs are going on nowadays
>>223615084>you can't drink piehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_pie
>>223615052Yep. Last Halloween the neighbor was FLOODED with activity
>>223615083spooky!
>>223613680Streaming?
>>223615109only the neighbor?poor guy
>>223615121That would be a good Halloween prop for my yard.
>>223612439>Arachnophobia>Eight Legged Freaks>Kingdom of the Spiders>Spider>Big Ass SpiderThere honestly should be way more than there are. Spiders are way more kino monsters than sharks and snakes.
>>223615084>>223615089I WANT MY PIE, ANON! WHERE'S MY CHERRY PIE?!
>>223615083>erm the fallacy you are committing here is known as affirming the consequent, which is a sub fallacy of assuming the biconditional, basically you are saying that if p implies q, then automatically q implies p, this is not necessarily true. consider the implicative statement that if it is raining the roads will be wet, now consider a situation where the sprinklers are on during a sunny day and they have not been properly calibrated, then we see a situation wherein the roads are wet and yet it is not raining. analogically you commit the same fallacy: you say if you are black you live in the ghetto, while this iimplicative statement is true, it doe not indeed follow that if you live in the ghetto then you must be black, consider the case in which the anon in question was a hispanic man, perhaps honduran. he may indeed be swarthy in color but he would not be classifiable as a black man.
30 days until godzilla
>>223615028Unfortunately there was no back and forth, only one person responded substantively to my post, the rest was low IQ seething by a likely 4chan pass user considering all the reply chains died at the same time after he got merked.It's rare to get good replies to effort posts on this site anymore, it's been invaded by a bunch of failed redditors who got tired of being downvoted for being retarded
>>223615125>only the neighbor?>poor guyneet anon turned his porch lights off and disabled the doorbell
>Less than 10 minutes in a they say faggot twice>then the tough kid in a leather jacket and sunglasses rolls upHoly Kino
>>223615150>still can't wrap his head around the fact that there was more than one person replying to his autistic seethingDude just stfu already lol
>>223615150dude if you consider that blogpost about your undiagnosed crippling autism an effort post, it's just another one of your brain defects
>>223614870Angst is kino, it really is the king of the hill when it comes to deranged maniacs.Watch The Ninth Gate if you haven't.
>>223615150you think your posts had effort put into them?that's so very very sad
>>223615169>declare war with your samefag army and try to gaslight me with "you're just retarded claims" for 20 minutes>ok I'm done with that now just move on dudeNo you can live in the reality of being a douchebag retard who lost for as long as I choose to recall it, actually>>223615170Wow very timely, MUST be two different people. My badRetard
>>223614993holy kek
>>223613605>kid finds horrorMonster Squad
>>223615176Keep taking snide potshots after you lost until you feel better about yourself. That's how you started the exchange as well and what it was always about. Just lashing out at the world for making you stupid and trying to shitfling to make everyone else as much of an unevolved monkey as youThis is your peak
>>223615166faggot drop double feature ideas>butcher baker nightmare maker>?
I can bake us a new thread
>>223615196we've got some pages to go but it is nearly time
>>223615180>try to gaslight meSo...Low IQ: check Autistic: check Pathologically paranoid: check >my badIndeed
thank god this one's over, what the hell
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>>223615211This is your peak
>>223615212It's extremely refreshing to get proper on topic autistic arguments in here, and not pissjeet arguments
>>223615226yeah it's like being in an old internet room full of internet faggots who didn't immigrate here
>>223615166>Dog puts his paw in the hiddleKiiiiiinoooooooo
>>223614966The twilight zone bled into our word, but only within the toy bin. In this pocket of the twilight zone, the toys gain sentience, but only within the limits of the bin. The living toy climbed out, deciding he had enough of this prison, and he fell out of the twilight zone and back to reality, thus becoming an inanimate toy again.What would have happened if a human looked inside? Can't say for sure since it didnt happen, they might see that the dolls are alive, or the magic of the twilight zone fades in the presence of the human and they'd just be toys.
>>223615041incredible way to start off fall. i'm intent on throwing a cosplay together for Bryan from Resident Evil, his entire kit feels so relatively easy to find
What are some decent Hellraiser faux horror?
>>223615351>a polaroid of a 16 year old girl's tits is a significant plot point
