>Character is an oncologist>Gets cancer
>character is a soldier>gets killed by another soldierAND YOU COULD HAVE MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
ever since ER, I think it's legally obligated to have one of the doctors die of a terminal disease
>Makes song about irony>Everything she describes is just unfortunate
>>223614527Its a lazy way of humanizing them if even the physician gets horribly incurable diseases. Then you can have a rousing speech. We can't save em all, but doggone it were going to try!
>character loses arm in freak helicopter accident>is asked to get on a helicopter a year later>panics and leaves to get some air>helicopter crashes on top of him
>Character is an oncologist>Gets cancer>Starts treatment>Realizes he was selling bullshit to patients all these years >Dies
>>223614561Isn't that ironic?
>no smoking sign on your cigarette breakI don't smoke. But I know what you mean.
>>223615261>smoker thinks break means time to light upIts not ironic, its an addiction
I spent a lot of time masturbating to Sarah McLachlan and I will not apologize
>>223615283That's literally what cigarettes are made for
>>223615283And what do call a majority of the world who's all actions are motivated by what will make them feel scene.
>>223615298No, they're made to make someone else rich while you die of cancer
>>223614527Happens in real life. Just randomly watched a chubbyemu vid about his doctor friend who died of mad cow.
>>223615331My grandma literally chain-smoked and drank coffee all day. She lived to 75. If I have a cigarette every now and again and die at 79. Who gives a fuck.
>>223615361Literally get the right light at the right time of day and you will never get cancer.
>>223614567doctors are some of the stupidest mfers out theremy uncle is a tax attorney, and about half of his clients are doctors who get into messy divorces with obvious gold diggers, owe the IRS lots of money or think they can discharge their medical school debt by declaring bankruptcy (it "technically" can, but it's almost never granted as you have to go before a judge and prove hardship, which a md can't unless they're crippled in a car accident or something)then add on all the mds that pushed the covid vaxx and then died or had miscarriages
>>223615413Even if you sit inside all day watching TikTok videos.
>>223614503>Character is a cancer>Gets oncology
