>watching kino >sex scene appears >mom comes in
>>223615273>mom comes inside meftfy
>>223615273comes into where?
>>223615273>watching kino>rape scene appears>sister starts moaning
>watching a movie with family>sex scene>"yeah, been there, done that, it was alright">try to hold poker face in hopes they will not call my bluff
>watching kino with family>rape scene>sister starts doing subtle weird moans and movements under the blanket
>>223615702I shall marry your sister one day
>>223615273Like, she shows up in the scene?
>watching movie>sex scene>look away from the screen and start talking about football with my dad
Why do parents insist on barging into their kids' rooms unannounced? It's like they want to see something they'll never unsee.
My worst movie watching experiences:#1: watching buck broke mountain with my dad#2: watching blue is the warmest color with my mom
>watching brokeback mountain with family>two guys are having sex>self conscious thinking everyone knows Im a virgin>"yeah, been that, done that, it was alright"
>>223615831Why did you do that?
>>223615702>movements under the blanketI can remember now fooling around with a girl under a blanket on a field trip a long time ago. ha. Forgot that for about 20 years. Thanks for the memories, anon.
>>223615831It should have been the other way around lol
>>223615897Go on
>watching mom sex scene>kino appears>I come
>be like 12 years old>watching South Park The Movie on brother's laptop at night>dad walks in and slam laptop closed>he takes the laptop and I panic all night thinking they're going to woop my ass for watching South Park >check laptop the next day and obviously all the history tabs are open>never talked about ever againThey thought I was watching porn obviously and apparently couldn't give less of a fuck that I was watching South Park.
>watching kino alone in my room>unexpected loud scene of a female character getting ass-raped>dad comes in and says "I'll have whats she's having!"
>>223615978well, did you oblige?
>rape scene>mom comes
>watching kino with family>sex scene>dad says he has to go to the bathroom while akwardly walking with his back to us
>>223616326>walking with his back to usah yes the ol' 360 walk off
>>223615887I suppose neither of them knew beforehand what the movies were about
>>223615789that would just make it more awkward because dad would know that you try to be distracted from sex scene