>"YES YES WELL DONE SYLTHERIN, HOWEVER" Dumbledore roared calmly>The hall was dead silent. Slytherin House waited anxiously>"However nothing, haha!" Dumbledore ejaculated jovially onto the crowd. "Slytherin has won! You are the rightful winners of this year's House Cup. Well done.">"Draconia Malfoid, come forward to accept your house's most deserved reward!" the old man said in his dignified, Liberace high voice. >Slytherin House cheered as their champion >Draconia stretched her legs to claim their prize, her face beaming, her chin held high and haughty. >The hall filled with green and silver banners cascading from the bannisters over the Cisgendered children below>Nearly-Circumcised Nick cheered with the other ghosts, standing in the corner>It was the proudest moment of Draconia's young life, he, heir of his house, Head Girl, Prefect of Slytherin.>The product of generations of immaculate Natzee breeding, which is a bad thing, ya'know >Now her father, hot-headed, solid, yet steely cold, would expel pride upon her as he returned to her stately manner at Wizard Christmas. >She took haughty leg-stretches up to the podium, until at least she came right in front of the old, venerable headmaster, who unexpectedly stood up. >Why would he be so generous? Malfoid thought, as he knew Dumbledore hated her kind.>Perhaps age had mellowed the old bumfellow, made his throbbing, biased heart more flaccid in its perfectly legal discrimination....
>"PETRIFICUS TOTALUS" he cried, his hard, elderly wand erect in his hands, pointed at Malfoid>The girl fell in front of the podium, rigid as a board, her eyes glaring with complete and utter shock at the headmaster's actions.>"COLLOPORTUS!" Dumbledore shot into the air with a roaring boom. locking all the doors in the hall. >With Malfoid's stiffened body propped up against the podium, Dumbledore turned around, dropped his trousers, and revealed the most very forbidden forest, white, grey, and speckled with brown.>A magnificent groan echoed throughout the hall, as the headmaster squatted down above the girl's face. >BRAAAP >BRAAAAAAPPPPP>The entire hall gasped in horror as Dumbledore's steaming greenish stink splattered across Malfoid's face. All the poor girl could do was take it. >A wretched smell filled the air, something worse than a Troll after sweet copulation>BRAAAAAAPPP>"AHAHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE SLYTHERIN, OH YES SYLTHERIN EXCELLENT INDEED! HEHEHEHE!" Gandolf bellowed insanely as his brown bowel brew blasted forth from his prolapsed butthole, gushing hot torrent after gushing hot torrent>BRRAAPP>The Professors threw their heads back in hysterical laughter. There was no question that they were having the time of their lives, watching as Dumbledore's putrid poop potion plastered Malfoid's prissy pretty girl face. >BRRAAPP>The students were in chaos. Slytherin House was absolutely humiliated as their Headmaster's cankerous colon concoction encrusted Malfoid's face, her clothes, and the floor, spreading through the entire hall. >Eventually Dumbledore's fecal fountain floundered. He pulled up his trousers, angrily screaming calmly "DID YOU SLYTHERIN SCUM SINCERELY SURMISE THAT I WOULD LET YOU WIN ANYTHING?! YOU ARE SATAN'S CHILDREN! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THE WARS IN HISTORY! YOUR CRUCIFIED OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!">The entire hall erupted into applause at Dumbledore's righteous rebuke of the demonic Slytherin kikes. The end.
Lmao this dude wrote all this dialogue nobody will read xD
>>223616069>>223616083Dilate
none of these movies are good, you just pretend to love them because the author hates transgenders. it is virtue signalling but for conservatives
>>223616240I watch them out of nostalgia and because there weren't many minorities in movies back then. I skip a lot of filler that do nothing for the story
>>223616090SummariseCondenseCompress
>>223616283Have sex
He's a wizard, T. Just like that lord of the rings shit.
>>223616240You're a gay nigger faggot and you have to go back
>>223616043Fucking kek
>>223616317I will
>>223616083kek it do be like dat doe
>>223616043
>>223616240Yes, and then when people noticed this JK Rowling started making them all gay. That way if they hate the book they also hate gay people. It's like 3d chess.
>>223619579>making them all gayI meant the characters like Dumbeldore and Grindelwald.
Starting to get bored of the Malfoid thing. AI has not been utilised to create a full 40K-esque expanded universe of endless warfare, tsundere breeding and Dobby abuse as I'd hoped, and now it's essentially the same drawings being posted over and over.
