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>>223617612Why is the retard only holding with one hand? I thought initially he was recording but he isn't.
>>223617612kek'd
heh, party foul
eagles fans, amirite?
>>223617612TV snack thread?
>>223617612Reminder that sports watchers are the same pathetic nerds as D&D players. Except instead of their own character, they're worried about how many yards some baboon has ran this year. The conversations of these people is insufferable>Yeah but he's looking real good this year. >Johnson can't hold the ball.>Man we gotta get us a better receiver>Bro he had 4500 yards passing, bro never runs the ball bro
>>223617665HE'S A BEAST
>>223617652100% deserved
>>223617669Fucking refs totally can't do their fucking job. Unbelievable. Un fucking believable.
>>223617665>*wins a bet- sorry, wins a prediction on kalshi*AIN'T NO WAY BRUH NIGVON TRAYQUARIUS MY GOAT
>>223617680Nah man nah. Ya boy still fucked up from that injury. He out. Even fucking 49ers don't wan his ass lmao
>>223617612>We should put all of our snacks in this oversized container>But we won't put the oversized container in its final resting place and bring the snacks to it>We'll bring it to the snacks!>Then we'll carry it with our fingertips on one hand, navigate it around corners, and down stairs!>Find a flaw!>>223617665>Sports Entertainment™>An sport
>>223617669that guy is a fag but>HE'S GOT A 36 INCH CRANIUM! YOU CAN TRACE HIS ROOTS ALL THE WAY BACK TO SHAKA ZULU!
>>223617612>both holding it like fags
>>223617629they both are only using one hand, yet stanley tucci looks pissed
>>223617640my ex had a friend who would always say that and i wanted to cave her skull in with a pipe
>>223617665I hate guys who always talk about sports, constantly, their entire life revolves around watching niggers throw a ball around. It's utterly obnoxious. It's fine if you like sports, whatever, but if that's the only subject you know anything about or ever want to discuss you are a waste of space.
>>223617700white people in 2026
>>223617612Don't worry guys we can still enjoy the veggie tray I brought. Bon apetite!
>>223617665Imagine cheering for people willfully getting brain and spine injuries.
>>223617733Ayo deez niggas zesty af!
>>223617723Yeah, I agree. I occasionally will tune in myself for nostalgia sake. Football talk outside of a game always seems so...fake? I don't now how to categorize it. It's like everybody is looking to state some fact or number that makes them sound like they know what they're talking about. It's empty bumbling by people that don't have an actual personality.>State agreeable fact about a football player>get affirmation from my fellow sports enjoyers. Maybe I'm being a stick in the mud and a hypocrite. But I'm also not talking about my level 20 Morrowind character at work.
>>223617736would devour all of that honestly, thanks!
>>223617665THIS IS A HUGE DAY FOR COLLEGE FOOTBALL
>>223617612Fucking fat fuck only carrying it with only one hand
>>223617823
>>223617733AI slop but I've seen zesty niggas like this in real webms
>>223617823>get a foot long from sonic>shaving from the cardboard holder (shown in the clip) is inside the food>get it again another day>shavings in the food again>get it again another day from another sonic>shavings in the food againis sonic supplying their shit from china?
>>223617839https://www.instagram.com/realjayllnn/?hl=es
>>223617877https://www.instagram.com/p/DZq27hfN7jW/
>>223617823>>223617832repeatedly click 24s
>>223617612This shit cracks me up
>>223617766shut the fuck up>>223617748this. like hecking yikes. they should sit around knitting instead
>Let me "hold" this 5kg sportsball homo table with a twofinger pinch like a retarded faggotI like how this device says 'EAT' on the side, as if the creature using it is something that has the capacity to read, yet requires the instruction to start feeding itself. Clearly designed for something between human and animal, even though animals don't need to be told to "EAT"
>>223617748
>>223617665>hated rpgs AND sportsIncredible. Both low iq and low test.
>>223617665>Reminder that sports watchers are the same pathetic nerds as D&D players.No, they are worse. D&D players are active participants with agency. Sports watchers have no agency, they just watch better men do things they can't. It's beyond pathetic.
>>223617877These could be men or women blk peepoo are just that disgusting
Imagine what normie IQ whites could do if they weren't indoctrinated since birth to think moving a spherical object from one place to another is the point of life.
>>223617612He’s holding onto nothing lol
>>223618025In no way could that EAT be there to indicate to the factory workers that this particular plastic monstrosity should be protected and sterile because it is going to be used to hold food.
>>223617612>wood floorLiterally all still fine. Just scoop it up.
>>223617665Did a football steal your girlfriend?
>>223617823>get food >record yourself eating food>get paid for that because people willingly watch itI hate the modern internet.
>>223617612>we have 30 lbs of food loaded into this flimsy plastic carrying case>lets carry it down a flight of stairs while each holding one end by our thumb and forefinge---OH NO! WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS!?
>>223617612This was planned right? No one is retarded enough to "carry" something like that
ITS JUST A LITTLE DIRTY ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD
I hate meeting new people Every single time they ask me which team I am a fan of and when I say I dont watch sports they look like me I just tool a shit on the floorYou cant even fake it, if you dont know the personal life or barca’s third coach’s assisstant then they can tell you are larping
>>223617665le sportsballers and le dudeweeders should all be killed. not sports fans or stoners, i mean people who post "sportsball" and "dudeweed". both are far more annoying than the things they are attempting to mock
>>223617662
>>223617665DnD players at least are involved with it. They a actually play the game so they have a reason to be excited.Goyball fans just cheer for millionaire roid apes for achieving something they never could.
>>223619438>"I don't really follow them, I just root for *your home team* when they're on"I'm sorry that a random anon had to teach you this simple life hack that you should have figured out before you entered high school
>>223619514Yeah, DnD players have fun and exercise their creativity. If anything, more people should do that.
>>223617823zomg i cant believe she marathon'd that hutdog in between spitting (turn off) out bites between cuts
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