20 years later.. utterly vindicated.
>slanderous claims he chugged vodka>DOOD OBVIOUSLY IT IS BAD Remain TV’s only response.
>>223626174The people who criticized this movie for having unrealistic expectations never imagined we'd have a president who literally eats mcdonald's every day.
Obligatoryhttps://youtu.be/uOyjzE1vcD4?si=ZDPpbfZaD89qfuoe
>>223626235That doesn't seem like something anybody wouldn't expect
>>223626199>slanderous
>>223626235I hope he eats McDonald's every minute.
>>223626174>if you eat too many calories you get fat and unhealthy holy shit………………….
>>223626174>Doctor: This is insane! Your liver is like that of a severe alcoholic's.>Heh, yeaaaahhh... Fucking McDonald's amirite....
I don’t care if he lied. It’s a very entertaining movie.
>>223626235And he seems fine
Stop. We all know he had cirrhosis of the liver
>>223626235And he's 80 years old and runs the country. Maybe it was something simple like McDonald's all along, not a red herring like adrenochrome that keeps elite on edge and youthful in old age
>NOOOOOOOO DON'T EAT MCDONALD'S YOU SHOULD EAT HEALTHY LIKE ME!!>dies at age 53what did he mean by this?
>>223626174>boozehound gets told alcohol is bad>make whole documentary about how ackshually fast food is badder>dies from cirrhosisfunny stuff
>>223626943Not before eating the McDonald’s
>>223626774Why wasn’t it like that before the McDonald’s?
Supersize Me made me eat MORE McDonalds and all my family seethed about it because they were forced to watch this propaganda and were stupid enough to fall for it. I'm the one who is vindicated, and not for the first time either.
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF MY SCIENTIFICALLY WORTHLESS "DOCUMENTARY" ABOUT WHY SOMETHING EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS IS UNHEALTHY IS UNHEALTHYI guess he deserves credit for one thing, which is that this sort of slop pops off on youtube now, although it would be adapted into an insufferable youtube essay style rather than documentary style these days
*outlives you*
>>223627459absolute fucking chad
>>223627459>Boomers: Back in my day we didn't have autism>Also boomers:
Everyone always co.plains about not being able to get super size fries anymore but its like bro... Just buy more fries?
>>223627459>He attributes his Big Mac devotion to obsessive–compulsive disorder, noting that he catalogs all his McDonald's receipts and keeps a detailed log of all Big Macs eaten.[4]
>>223627509how do you channel this type of autism for good?
>>223627509he keep the fucking boxes, too. guy is the most dedicated motherfucker on the planet.
>>223627526>Autisticftfy*
>>223627522
>>223627522we need spergs like this mapping the seafloor and shit
>>223627534ocd is different from autism, anon
>>223626967And is under immense amounts of stress. Look how much the office ages former presidents in their pictures. He also never exercises.>>223627290The level of dishonesty and coping from alkies is really so extreme that this very well might have been just a long coping mechanism>>223627493>bro just spend twice as much to get too many instead of a few cents more to get the right amount
Why not make a documentary about how bad booze is for you? Alcohol is an actual real problem that we never see people tackle for real.It should be outlawed as it's the single biggest slop to exist.
>>223627555>right amountwasn't a super size meal over a thousand fucking calories?
>>223626174>also a lifelong rapist and sex pest who canceled himself and then died 8 years latermaccas bros... we won
>>223627555>>bro just spend twice as much to get too many instead of a few cents more to get the right amountA small fry is just over a dollar I believe. Probably exactly what you would have paid to supersize a large fry
>>223627551>tfw one of my favorite youtubers has both OCD and ADHD, maybe a touch of 'tism>still put out fun content for my nostalgia (Elder Scrolls Oblivion)>one day he troons out, out of nowhere despite having a beard and zero feminine qualities>Tell him I hope he finds God and undoes the poisonous lies that are about to make him destroy his body and life>unsubscribe and can't bring myself to check if he's still troonwat do
>>223627560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyjzE1vcD4
>>223626174https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/POM_Wonderful_Presents:_The_Greatest_Movie_Ever_Sold>makes ""documentary"" follow up to Super Size Me>fills it with advertising to guarentee a profit>once again pretends it's profound that there's product placement in movies This guy was such a fucking hack. Basically the first modern youtuber.
>>223627585He totally didn't have to do that to himself lol
>>223627636Who is it?
>>223627636I’ve just accepted that many of my favorite animation YouTubers are at risk of trooning out. Midlife crisis hits autists different. Look at LittleKuriboh and Jim Sterling.
>>223627550But he doesn’t want to map the sea floor, he wants to eat big macs
>>223627636>>223627698Is it that guy with the classic web cam that always wears a fucking suit? Probably not, he prefers pre-Oblivion games.
>>223627493They charged me almost $4 for a single hash brown for breakfast. You can get 10 of them (even larger) at walmart or the grocery for $3. Far cheaper at restaurant supply stores as well. The company has lost its damn mind, you can't expect to do well by pretending you still offer value.
>>223627636I promise God does not care, frogfag
>>223627316Because he stopped drinking cold turkey and the withdrawal symptoms hit him really fucking hard.
>>223627698>>223627728it's "The Cantina". It's nothing special but it was just comfy Oblivion content, which is what I loved when I was a kid.
>>223627741McDonalds is no longer a food based company. Their wealth is tied to all the real estate they own.
>>223627773I am sorry for your lots.
>>223627741I'm sorry, did they force you to buy that hash brown? Put a gun to your head, threaten to pull the trigger? No? You're a grown ass man making grown ass choices? Is that right? Yes, that is right. Nobody told uou to eat McDonalds. You saw the price and you PAID the price. Shut the fuck up and be smarter with your money
>>223627769Why didn’t the doctor notice any withdrawal symptoms?
Sex with Birdie the Early Bird
>>223627560Remind me what happened the last time alcohol was outlawed in the US? Sounds as successful as the war on drugs and the war on guns!
>>223627773why didn't you just play the game when you were a kid?
>>223627290What are you, some kind of schizo? Everyone knows the vaccine killed him.
What are mcdonald best food? Wanna try it.
>>223627844actually it was the mcdonalds. no one can survive consuming that much hydrogenated seed oils.
>>223627832That just proves how dangerous it is and how addicted people are.You can't start with a mass ban, have to start banning it for young people that have no consumed it yet. And within a generation the problem is gone.
>>223627854It was public school teachers, is what you meant.
>>223627852They do a good seafood stew.
>>223627879cannibalism does have a lot of adverse health effects
>>223627872What problem is that?
>>223627901I'll eat your face!
>>223627773I know that channel, I wasn't a subscriber but I've watched some of his videos. Just 30 seconds checking his channel again and it's him speaking in a fake soft voice, trans flags and bluesky links, and posts celebrating billionaires dying. What a vile faggot. You're better off without him.
>fatty angry that his slop isn't $.001 a calorie anymore wants to ban alcohol in retaliation
>>223627916Health problems, drunk driving accidents, families and lives ruined by it, accidents cause when you're drunk, addiction and giving more money to jews.There's not a single thing that causes more problem than alcohol
>>223627901The health risks are exaggerated
At this point McDonalds isn't even worth it cash-wise. Unless you're buying like, five mcdoubles at a $2 a piece, you may as well just go grocery shopping.
>>223627943dunno man, making children into morbidly obese lifetime addicts of toxic "food" was a lot worse, healthwise. The problems you list are drops in a bucket compared to the now astronomical health costs associated with obesity.
>>223627832>Remind me what happened the last time alcohol was outlawed in the US?Drinking went down and stayed down permanently. Before prohibition men would consume vast amounts of distilled liquor, and public drunkenness was a major public health issue. It never went back to those levels even after prohibition was lifted.>>223627872Young people already drink very little alcohol
>>223627636>Tell him I hope he finds Godlol fag
>>223626649>>223626774See >>223626199
>>223627981anon do you think that might have more to do with how public drunkenness is a crime in most of the US? Every municipality has a "drunk tank" ya know.
>>223628001how are those not valid responses? typing in all caps and pretending to be stupid isn’t an argument
>>223627803Yikes, guess I have my answer.>>223627837I did, I've replaying it many times including the remaster. But sometimes you want something comfy on in the background. The soundtrack alone never gets old.>>223627930fuck. Yeah never clicking it again.
>>223627981any state that regulated alcohol distribution had a chance to cold turkey everyone during covid. they choose to keep alcohol distribution open as essential to avoid detoxing drunks flooding the hospitals.
>>223628012I'm talking about the change from 1920 to 1933. It was long enough to permanently change the culture around drinking.
>>223628055Except the fact there are literal laws against public intoxication that were enacted since unarguably had the greater effect, you fucking retard.
>>223628012>>223628055is this the thread?
>>223628106looks like it. fatty with a grudge really wants it to be it seems.
>>223628054>they choose to keep alcohol distribution open as essential to avoid detoxing drunks flooding the hospitals.Oh sure, it was the publics health in mind, not at all the added sales profits
>>223627872>>223627943Oh thank Allah, everybody, Mohammed is here to force his stupid bullshit on everyone! Rejoice!
>>223628154You can do things for more than one reason anon.
>>223628171Alcohol is the worst drug in existence and doesn't deserve to habe anybody defend it>>223628183Suuure, of cooourse
>>223628171>NOOO I NEED TO BE ADDICTED TO THE SLOP THAT RUINS MY LIFE IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
>>223628218Make sure you make 20 more spelling errors Mohammed.>>223628227People can and should be able to make their own choices, Mohammed.
>>223628241I'm phoneposting, sue me. Is everyone uou don't like Mohammed now?
>>223628271How does that make it better?
>>223626967Maybe (((they))) are putting adrenochrome in the McDonalds
>>223627290According to some sources it wasn't cirrhosis or liver cancer, it was pancreatic cancer. Though it's tough to discern where that info came from
>>223628218Anon. You are now engaged in the delusion that detoxing drunks flooding hospitals wouldn't also cost government money in addition to losing a revenue stream.
>223628241NTA, but you're trying way too hard with your bait, dude. You started out strong, but relied too much on the bit, and it's just not the same. I recommend sampling a few different slurs and try again in another post. 5/10 overall performance, decent bait but needs work.
>>223627825Post her canon design, coward.
>About how many drinks do you have in a day, Morgan?>Oh, I dunno, maybe...seven?>Walk me through a day in the life of Morgan.>Well, I wake up, and I have some breakfast...>What do you have for breakfast?>McDonald's, and stuff.>And stuff?>Okay I have a drink or two with breakfast.>Two drinks...>Yeah, two is probably right.
>>223628300He's onto something with you being an honorary muslim. of course you only want to ban alcohol because you're fat.
>>223628300Nah it's not bait, you're just a massive faggot who is obsessed with trying to police everybody and you're upset when faced with opposition.
>>223628313this skit is gold
>223628338:3
>>223628313Sad thing is Trevor ended up dying because of drinking, instead of Timmy
>>223626174The nature documentary that never expected to become a nature documentary.
>>223628334>>223628338You need to calm downMaybe you should have a drink to take the edge off
>>223626235>who is bull glunton
>>223628365You believe that shit? It wasn't even a full story high of a balcony
>>223628393people can die from falling half their own height and landing on their neck
>>223628368>take the edge offStart edging to take the edge off
>>223628393Trevor and Bob Sagat were involved in underground hollywood headbutting contests.
>>223628406Well he didn't
>>223628368Careful, there, anon. If you don't watch your words, Bigshot Billy is gonna call you more mean names.
>>223628428I'm sooner to believe that than Moore's officially stated cause of death
>>223628432why are you talking to yourself?
>>223628393It's more believable than thinking Zach who was already most of the way done making Barbarian killed him because he somehow needed Trevor out of the way to be a successful director
>>223628462Nobody thinks Zach directly killed him. Just that some entity did it and Zach is aware of said entity. Trevor was tweeting about being followed on the same highway they killed Kaapy on right before dying. The same people definitely took him
>>223628492Trevor's profile is still up, you can go take a look and see that no he wasn't tweeting about that. His last tweet is about the final Newsboyz stream from earlier that night
>d-list celebrity gossipwell this thread went places
>>223628564Wouldn't suprise me if the tweets been deleted. I kniw what I saw
>>223628393I don't believe for one hot second that horseshit "fell off the balcony" story. It stinks worse than the JFK assassination story. You'd have to be a child to believe it.
>eats mcdonalds>diesHE WAS RIGHT
>>223628701This. I get drunk and fall off the roof all the time. Everybody does it. I'm still alive
>>223628962They said balcony, not roof. And even if it was roof its still not 100% sound
>>223628962A roof would have been MORE believable. A pitched surface with no guardrail.They want us to believe Trevor levitated 4 feet off the flat floor to go over a balcony railing. While alone. After publicly accusing George HW Bush of assassinating JFK. Yeah, nah mate.
>>223629018Leaning on the balcony railing would do itVery easy to overbalance backwards
>>223627901Name two
>>223629018>the only way to fall off a railed surface is to not touch the railinghe was drunk. he rolled over the railing. he got knocked out and landed in a way that prevented breathing. he died. why do conspiracytards always hit a point where they've somehow never even been to a playground or been near a waist high bar?
>>223626174 >I would like to order one Orangeade, please
>>223629208>25% price increase for a slice of cheesethat's insane.
>>223629221It was real cheese back then, not your lab-grown 0.1% milkfat emulsion sheets of today.
>>223626637excellent rebuttal retard
>>223626235TDS is real and Spurlock was an alcoholic.
>>223629737then why didn't he have any health problems associated with being an alcoholic before the documentary?
>>223626967Have you ever had a Big Mac and fries with a coke? It hits harder than heroin.
>>223627959you can buy hamburgers instead of cheeseburgers and bring your own Kraft slices to save money
>>223626174This dumbass nigga made me pay more for less food... and then died from a crack overdose... thanks fuck face..
>>223626967>The preservatives in the food keep workingIt makes sense and is worth investigating
>>223626174Any links to the claims of his drinking? Only thing I saw that "countered" this movie was that lying jew one called "Fat Head". Which was just some rat "oy veying" and lying the entire time.
>>223630071its one off-hand tweet he posted while drunk.
>there are anons defending mcdonaldsHoly shit, get another vaccine and make sure it kills you this time.
>>223630071He was literally a crack head bro. Did you even watch the movie?
>People shouldn't be allowed to buy large quantities of food because... they just shouldn't ok!!!The obesity epidemic wasn't stopped one bit by this garbo hit piece, and if it gets solved, it will likely be through a medical solution like Ozempic. Thanks a lot Spurlock, you made fast food more expensive for no reason
>>223630085We know it's bad for you.It's just not dramatically worse than any other diet full of meat, fat, dairy and sugar, and isn't going to poison you as alcohol does.
>>223627810do you always seethe this much whenever people review goyslop
>>223630071according to wikipedia it came from him
>>223630186Just when they're crying over their own poor choices as if it was something somebody else did to them
>>223630174except it literally did poison spurlock
>>223630085Weak bait, but fuck it, I'll bite: it is in fact possible for there to be a middle ground between "this movie is a flawlessly informative documentary" and "I literally cannot stop gobbling McDonald's cock". I know you're used to imagining every topic like it's two competing football teams, but I need you to really put your thinking cap on here, bud.
>>223630209>literallyEven if that was somehow true and it would have poisoned him without the alcohol, too bad Spurlock invalidated his experiment and make it completely unscientific so we'll never know
>>223630205literally all he said was that it was overpriced
>>223630253>clean bill of health before mcdonalds, no health problems at all, much less health problems associated with alcoholism>fucked liver after 30 days of mcdonaldspretty clear the mcdonalds did it anon. we know they were using hydrogenated seed oils in the friers (and god know's where else) because they, themselves, lobbied for them to be considered food grade, and we now know how toxic they are in quantity.
>>223630283it's not real evidence bro, don't be a dumdum
>>223630280And literally all I said was he didn't have to buy it
>>223630085But the goys are the ones who did a 360 on McDonald's because a fake documentary told them to. Just like it was the goys who got the vax because a fake news story told them to.
>>223626174wtf i love mcdonalds now!!!
>>223630297A doctor not noticing any signs of chronic alcoholism is real evidence anon. furthermore mcdonalds dumped all hydrogenated seed oils immediately and reduced all portion sizes in response to the documentary, further proving the results were genuine.sorry daddy megacorp got a bloody nose for selling poison and now you can't get it for $.001 a calorie anymore :(
>>223630317there were tons of urban legends surrounding all fast food chains at the time. sawdust in the hamburgers, shit in the coffee to raise its boiling point, motor oil in the friers, that all turned out to be true.
