Previously on /trek/: >>223594387And now, the continuation...
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Why are the Suliban so goddamn underdeveloped? 25 episodes and we know very little about them, other than they're working for a Time Lord for botox but also they're innocent victims like Japanese-American internment amd their planet was blown up somehow.
>>223627558because time war is fucking retarded and nobody would a quarter of a brain would have ever started it
Does /trek/ even lift?
>>223602436Just saw this. Thanks! I'm going to download and watch it now.
>>223627558you expect the writers to develop the race that they pinned the whole concept of the show on?
New Brent and Jonny ep is up. SHATNER IS EATING POPCORN, MUSHING BRENT'S FACE, AND TALKING SHIT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wKrCFCJdPI&t
Shockwave sucked. Archer was led around by the balls by Daniels and was just a passive bore and no one other than T'Pol is important. I don't give a fuck about the temporal Cold War or anyone involved. I hope to Jesus the Xindi are marginally more interesting.
>>223627532I want to fuck seven of nine, Beverly Crusher, and Counsellor Troi. The transporters don’t kill you but the replicators are definitely repurposing matter from the toilet to make you food and drinks.
>>223627820>Archer was led around by the ballslmao better get fuckin used to it. that's the entire show
>>223627706whoever edited this is great
Carbon Creek looks so bad I'm gonna skip it.
>>223627889Carbon Creek is cute
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>suddenly Enterprise is The Hurt LockerI can't wait to see how they make a tense, thrilling situation boring.
>>223627849So what? The water you're drinking is made up of some of the same molecules that dinosaurs pissed out. And much more recently fish were fucking in it.
Oh shit the Romulans.
Wow I love it
>>223628101I don’t drink water. I’m an American.
>>223627610Can't build cardie neck without it.
Just make the floor window at this point
Only a little over 4 weeks since the anniversary, and tonight's the season 1 finale: Operation -- Annihilate!See you in an hour.
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>>223629124I wish I could go back in time and be in the room when they pitched this scene to her
>>223629222she must have insisted on it herself
>the truth is, mick, that you and everyone you loves existence revolves around giving my crew pleasure. My ensigns empty their pent up “warp cores” into your bonny lasses. Our holographic Doctor dresses himself into the garments of your priesthood and makes mockeries of your religion because it tickles him. And me? I delete the woman you love most in the world from reality so completely you don’t even remember her. And now? It’s Thursday. Godzilla night. Computer shrink Fair Haven and its inhabitants 170 percent.
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>>223627849The food you eat was grown in soil that has shit in it. Then a bunch of insects and birds shat on the actual food as well. It’s ok though they rinsed most of the shit off. Now you were saying about molecule recycling?
Okay, Minefield wasn't bad.
Dead Stop is directed by B'elanna Torres.
>>223629509most of ENT is less bad than it appears at first viewing. its a difficult adjustment but eventually you'll get to faith of the heart.
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Oh shit, Tellarites apparently invented replicators.
>>223629704maybe, theres a whole lot of technology in play that the star fleet doesn't have any knowledge of. maybe everyone's sharing shit behind their backs.
>>223627532>tell the computer to make her breasts 3x bigger>it doeswe truely are living in roddenberrys future.
In the TNG episode "Suspicions" (Season 6, Episode 22), Dr. Crusher is forbidden from performing a full, physical autopsy on a Ferengi because his family objects, citing Ferengi religious customs.This is really a stupid plot element for this show because, given their supposed superior technology she should have every means available to do a deep scan of the body, and even replicate an exact copy of it, using either replicator or transporter tech in order to do the autopsy without disturbing anything on the actual body.What do they call such a gaping plot hole like this in the entertainment industry?
>>223629911>citing Ferengi religious customs.An autopsy on body parts that are going to be dessicated and auctioned off is like opening a sealed comic book or boxed action figure doll for grownups (ask VF). You can't do that. Mint in box.
>>223629925That's all fine and dandy, but you're still not addressing the plot hole I described.
>>223629956the plot hole is ANY probing, even "non intrusive" ruins mint in-box status.
Who was the best kid guest actor? Gotta be "Jean-Luc", right?
>>223629883>tell the computer to make her breasts 3x smaller>the lower limit for the breasts is a c cupWe're not quite there yet
>>223629993Not buying it.
Who's the strongest character you could probably beat in single combat?
>>223630037maybe only legally a kid but Young Q if only for being de Lancie's IRL son
>>223630047That's because you're not Ferengi. You're probably okay with pirating digital media.
>>223629911starfleet canonically adheres to retarded claims of religious customs
Dead Stop wasn't terrible, either.
Nice, they're greasing each other up in their underwear again.
>I'm the dog in the box
>>223627558they're yellow al-qaeda what more do you need to know
>>223630109I think it's one of their best.Also, the computer voice is Roxann Dawson
>>223630086My point is, they could do that by generating a replica, without anyone knowing. Instead, she goes and slices up the original anyway, when it's totally unnecessary. She had already taken tricorder scans, so what's the difference?
>>223629509Minefield was another one of their best.As a matter of fact, I find it way more difficult to find a stinker of an Enterprise episode than a really good one - moreso than in some of the other series.I think everyone who worked on the Enterprise project did a very fine job.
>>223630346>She had already taken tricorder scans, so what's the difference?Quantum physics shows that the very act of observing something changes it. The act of the Autopsy itself changes the remains
>Captain, you'd feel a lot better if you fucked T'Pol's brains out. It'd probably heal Porthos as well.
Star Trek has always been horny but Enterprise turns it up to 11.
>>223630458Porthos... All 3 of them... were females.Not to say there's anything wrong with that.
>>223630476and theres a HD release that shows everything
>>223630491>. All 3 of them... were females.>Not to say there's anything wrong with that.Says you. if they're not make they can't be properly raped and they can't be raped it's not worthwhile
>>223629956Logic aside, the in story reason was there was no reason to suspect foul play. Crusher had a gut feeling, but no evidence. Picard was not about to piss off Starfleet and the Ferengi Alliance by humoring a crazy ginger.
>>223630431Irrelevant.
I've had Voyager on in the background lately. Maybe it's because half the crew were Maquis, but it feels like the crew is more overtly hostile to each other, than any other trek crew.Was it just because they were stuck together, or were they all just massive cunts?
>>223630049I've never seen Neelix win a fight without falling back on a phaser.
>>223630535Imagine ostensibly being into hard sci-fi and not caring about the observer paradox.
>>223630537i would never say anyone but janeway is actually hostile but they are unprofessional. nobody takes their job seriously like any other trek, tom and the doctor are kind of assholes but they dont have some HR tsar hovering over them making them be polite. janeway's as likely to phaser some random crewman as actually enforce discipline so trying wont save them.
>>223630607was the blathering about "plot holes" not enough of a clue you're talking to a retard?
>>223630537>because half the crew were Maquis, but it feels like the crew is more overtly hostile to each otherNo, everyone's just an asshole. The crew vs crew plotting would have required some actual thought put into it, and could have been interesting, so VOY never did it. You can barely keep straight who was maquis and not throughout the show, if they're not mentioning it in one of the handful of episodes where it's even relevant.
>>223630537Snarky writers writing snarky characters
>>223630512Again, irrelevant.The doctor committed a substantially invasive procedure despite the fact that a more suitable course of action would suffice, yet any mere discussion of any alternative to butchery were nonexistent.
>>223630881I don't know if the Riker transporter clone happened or not by this point, but if it did happen then precedent exists that shit can go down with transporters, and Starfleet likely has regulations to prevent cloning of shit.
>>223629124Damn those tits looks amazing, even though you can only see the outline through the blanket.
>>223630476It was a different time. The time of american pie. The peak of gen x high test writers before basedlenials took over
>>223630537My wife would have made it better.
>>223628851Steve Carabastos is a name that I saw in the credits more than any other, aside from actors and Gene. So it surprised me that his only solo script had the second weakest solution to any of the mystery plots in this entire season, being beat out only by "Shore Leave", but even in that case a psychic amusement park is as fun as it is ridiculously unexpected. LIGHT being the thing that kills the braincell leeches makes sense in that silly War of the Worlds way, but the fact that Spock & Bones both overlooked it and Kirk was the one to stumble upon the answer only ends up making both of them look dumb for not testing it sooner. It's not "too obvious to miss", in my opinion.I can respect the decision to place Kirk's duty over his worry for his (brother's) family, but they accomplished the same thing with Spock, so the only purpose served by his family being there is for Aurelan to do a different take on Van Gelder's arc from "Dagger of the Mind", where she fights hard against the pain to give Kirk the answers and dies for it. Better that than retreading the Mind-Meld in too similar a scenario.I was really hoping that Spock would get into a big fight scene against that one Denevan like Kirk's always getting into, but the real disappointment there was how easily the doofus spun around and got an immediate nerve-pinch. I get that Nimoy isn't really a stunt guy, but give him a little something more, like from "Menagerie, Part 1" when he's fighting the archivist.The braincell critters were so funny, they reminded me of the spacebats from "IT Conquered the World". Their designs as giant monocellular organisms was much better, but still pretty goofy.The conclusion with Spock forgetting he had a second set of eyelids might seem like an asspull, but passing it off as something forgettable like the Appendix actually sells it better than anything else I took umbrage with.
>>223630037The Robocop kid was good. That kid got all kinds of work during the era, he was in everything. But it's not like it's a high bar, them being child actors and all. Also Worf promising to be pic related's surrogate father and then we just never see him again, classic.
>>223630667>>223630769>>223630817i swear i wonder if some of you guys have ever even seen voyager
>>223631377>Steve Carabastos is a name that I saw in the credits more than any other, aside from actors and Gene.More than Gene Coon? Then again on a similar note, Coon was the best Trek showrunner of all time hands down but some of his individual episode offerings were on the weaker side, like Spock's Brain famously.
>>223631797i prefer voyager to TNG because of things like that
>Episode seven of season 2 is called The SeventhFucking brilliant, Enterprise.
Alright guys. Going to now watch the Voyager two parter. The S7 finale. The finale of VOY.Then after this, it is onto finishing the TNG Movies. I saw Generations immediately after TNG.
DS9 was better before Worf Voyager was better before seven of nine but also after the kazon
>>223632352>Worfyeah, he was amazing on DS9 but he and his family should have had their own fucking show. Jadzia could fuck off with them.>7o9this is not possible because the kazon are only as bad as kes
I notice this mysterious future era is beng featured in the Finale of VOY. Where they wear the black pants with full color shirts.It appeared in TNG's finale as well.
>"YOU'RE A LIAR" T'Pol said calmly
>>223632421yeah the uniform changes were kept fairly consistent between the running series and the films. a lot of this is probably cheap reuse of costumes.
>>223627610i do and i got doms right now because i stepped up my game yesterdaytired as fuckjerked it to seven of nine ai porn
