Even in the movie theatres, I was laughing.
>>223636373
>>223636373It was weird cos she'd just died IRL
>>223636386That looks intentionalNice dwarf toss
>>223636373Didn't help that the fat black guy behind me bellowed "Get in space, you old cunt!"
When Kylo Ren first removes his mask.
>>223636386>dingus hate warwick so much he plays him in a hate letter movie to the midge
>>223636373bollywood shit
>>223636373I remember seeing this in the theatre and people genuinely laughing at this scene.
>>223636386Nobody tosses a dwa….ACKKK
>>223636373What are you laughing at? This shit is about family, motherfucker. That's what's so powerful about it, you piece of SHIT.
>>223637598Calm down, Leotardo, nobody talks about family, you COCSUCKER.
>>22363778020 years in the can...
>>223636373>>223637555I couldn't believe it, I was just sat there thinking what the absolute fuckMFW
>>223636373Shes dead you monster
>me forgive themi lol'ed so far this shit was as over the top as holocoasters and masterbation machines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z98bA0JvPqw
>>223636373When Kelly Shinn quit survivor
>>223638105For me its the way he takes the gun out of his mouth and looks at it.
>>223636373When I saw the start of Vertical Limit I thought it was a comedy. In particular the shot of the ground with the long pause and then the person just lands SPLAT. I mean how can that possibly be anything but funny?As I watched I only very gradually realized it was meant to be serious.
>>223636373In the theater this scene was emotional and no one laughed. For a moment I thought that was how they were going to kill Leia and then she was alive and using the force at last. Me and my friend cheered. In retrospect it does look a bit silly but after Carrie’s death this scene was powerful. But when Admiral Gender Studies came on screen some guy couldn’t stop laughing and multiple people laughed at the “saving what we love” scene.
>>223636373It's not often you can pinpoint the exact moment a billion dollar franchise dies Most of them just fizzle out This scene was a gift An actual middle finger to the audience The equivalent of a chef emerging from the kitchen to dip his balls in your mediocre soup right in front of you while laughingRian Johnson will always be based for doing this, no one can tell me otherwise
>>223640753I actually liked this show Al Capone's acting is funny but that's just what Manchewers are like
The fact that Carrie went before the release of the movie and that they obviously already had footage to give her a somewhat tasteful death is beyond baffaling to meIt had to be deliberate sabotage, I think >>223640858 is actually right
>tangerine
>>223636373I knew Hollywood was over right then and there. And I was only a wee lad. And indeed they never recovered from this.
>>223638105>"OH, C'MOOONNN!!!!"
>>223636373This shit was just nutty
>>223640753ME OWN MOVIEA JOKE ON /TV/
>>223636386Holy fuck im not even on the midget hate train but that is fucking hilarious
>>223638105WOMP WOMP
>>223639786>So her character is that she holds position>What's her name?>Admiral Holdo sir>Brilliant! Here's $20 million for the screenplay!
>>223640753>ME OWN FOOKIN’ SON>NOT CHECKING TRIVAGO
>>223641085this was so easily fixable by just zooming in on the girl while the guy begs and gets kicked off screen
>>223636373Imagine using your jedi powers to survive something like this and then dying 2 days later offscreen
https://youtu.be/x9xPX3WiK3E
>>223641182>I was only a wee ladCome on you didn't change in such a short t...Oh no
Every man in the audience was chuckling, and all the women were mad at the men for not taking it srs.
X-Men Apocalypse, when the transference into Xavier's body fails and he sits up and yells https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4ba8rnLgM
The HOWEVER scene from the first Harry Potter movie feels straight out of some kind of spoof summer camp movie
>>223636373It was a meme when it came out but the black dude's reveal in the new Star Wars very literally got a jumpscare laugh out of the theater I was in.
>>223636373>Unintentionally
>>223641151it was implied that the centaurs raped her, right?
>>223642475I understand what they were going for, but did they really have to make it so hamfisted?>Excuse me, if everyone could take a quick break from this battle for the fate of the universe or whatever, we want to get a group photo.
>>223636373Every time this thread pops up I can't think of anything, go watch movies, make mental note of unintentionally funny shit, get high, forget the scenes and movies, go back to step 1
>>223642694Don't remember if the movie shows the aftermath but the book heavily implies that, yes. Umbridge has no visible physical injuries but is clearly traumatized as hell
>>223642742back to r/weed, junkie
>>223636373The Crying Game when Dil reveal "her" totally secret secret
>>223636386wtf is that brendan fraser
>>223636373What was going through George Lucas's mind when he saw that scene?
How come no one has posted this yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhmEo-46vUQ
>>223642875Burt Colucci lmao
>>223642985That's intentionally funny though.
>>223642790The conversation between the bartender and almost rape victim in the scene before was also unintentionally hilarious
>>223636373Monster: Ed Gene. It was so hilarious that on multiple occasions I had to Google if it was supposed to be a comedy and every time it had to assure me that it was in fact a serious crime drama.
>>223642971>This is Genius! Why didn't I think of that?
>>223636386Absolutely BODIED that lil freakazoid
>>223641085A 26 seconds webm managed to absolutely destroy a 6 hours movie.Amazing.
>>223636386Kek
>>223643313Lol
>>223642747>no visible physical injuriesKinda wild implying she was equipped to take horse cock already if they didn't cause any lasting damage after.
I looked like a retard laughing, but it was hilarious as fuck
>>223642475>>223642731In a battlefield the size of a city, be sure to put every woman in one block. It will look cool and empowering, and nobody will think you're pandering.
>>223642747How does the book imply that?
>>223636373The entirety of Mother. But especially the scene where they rip the baby apart.
>>223636373I was howling in the theater when this happened. The rapid fire camera switch is comedy gold
>>223644651
>>223642185>episode 8 was almost 10 years agowhat the fuck...
>>223636386Big Lebowski 2 looks wild
>>223636386holy fuck
>>223642747>book heavily implies that, yes(citation needed)
>>223642475I never really got Pepper getting an armor, to my knowledge she has 0 experience with it or any other kind of combat, does it mean that Stark could just pump out armors for every able-bodied human and they'd do just as well as him?
>>223644651You have no heart. The whole scene was already traumatic for me, but that little moment where the guy slips off the boat really unsettled me, because I feel like that’s something that could happen to me (or anyone) and of course you really don't want something like that happening to you in a moment like that...
>>223645013Kek. What movie is this from?
>>223645013>I used to be an oscar level actor you know
>>223646167>(citation needed)Go back and read the book yourself, jackass. I'm not your English teacher.
>>223645013>>223646273Nevermind I just read the filename. I almost went to the cinema to watch that one...
>>223644032Despite not being visibly physically injured, she's in the hospital wing, is clearly traumatized, and when Ron makes a "clip-clop" sound to fuck with her it scares the hell out of her. What do you think the implication is? That the centaurs politely explained to her that they are in fact sentient beings and maybe gave her a pleasant lecture about the contributions their race has made to the field of divination?
>>223638105One of the most retarding endings I've seen.
>>223646360There are different ways to be traumatized.
>>223638105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LukyMYp2noo
>>223646360>>223642747>>223642694>Centaurs >raping a human woman???
>>223646360Anon...it's not your fault.
>>223636373Yeah i vividly remember watching this and then turning to look at my cousins face looking at me with his eyebrows raised in astonishment and we both pissed ourselves laughing for about a minute. At that point we werent concerned about 'ruining' the movie for anyone with out laughter, it had already been ruined by the director.
>>223646314>All six of them looked around. Professor Umbridge was lying in a bed opposite them, gazing up at the ceiling. Dumbledore had strode alone into the forest to rescue her from the centaurs. How he had done it — how he had emerged from the trees supporting Professor Umbridge without so much as a scratch on him — nobody knew, and Umbridge was certainly not telling. Since she had returned to the castle she had not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single word. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her either. Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were bits of twig and leaf in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed.>“Madam Pomfrey says she’s just in shock,” whispered Hermione.This is the only mention of the attack on Umbridge in the books anon, there's 0 subtext of rape that isn't firmly planted there by your own projection or fantasies. At worst she got threatened and laughed at by centaurs as they took her on a joyride of the forest. Next time you make some bullshit claim, have the decency to provide a citation that backs up your argument so that anons don't have to do the legwork for you. Fucking nigger.
>>223646360>anon can only imagine trauma as rape-inducedkek ty for this
Don't have webm, but I just saw Fall 2 yesterday and at the very end the protag's companion gets angry over their guide using them as mules even though he just rescued them, throws the drugs off the cliff and has a smug grin right before she herself is shoved off lol, has to be intentional
Shadow in the Cloud. Not any particular moment, just the whole goddamned thing. Every fucking second is just retarded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtfjyC4sahE
>>223646496unlike those with feminized sensibilities, men have the ability to recognize patterns, and as it turns out 100% of all trauma (or claims of it) experienced by women is sex-related.
This is why autistic fans of a franchise should never steer the wheel. They add sentimentality to that which nobody but other autistic fans can feel...in order to jerk themselves off and think they creates high art when in reality they created one of the lowest art forms: the tribute
>>223638659The part where they randomly hung him over a bridge only for Judas to coincidentally meet him face to face was retarded and unnecessary. We get it, he regrets his decision
>>223646617I appreciate the attempt but I'm all laughed out anon, move on.
>>223637510Kek, this.
>>223645013Great movie.
>>223636373I will never forget the day the camrip dropped. It was like a gift from God Himself. The shills drowned out by all the ridicule and laughter and memes. It had been a long time since I’d laughed that hard.
>>223637348KEK
>>223646412Harry Potter was written by a foid anon...
>>223640858What’s more, it’s yet another double fake-out:>Oh shit! Kylo’s about blow up his own mom!>Oh OK, he’s backing d->Oh shit! Some rando blew it up!>Oh shit! There goes Leia!>Oh shit! She’s dead (which actually makes sense considering Carrie Fisher’s de->Lmao! SUPerLeia! wtf were they thinking?
>>223641151Oh, I think this was intentional.
>>223646386I watched that whole cock sucking season and don't remember this, there's no way
>>223642570There was a lot of unintentional comedy in this one.
>>223646344/co/ predicted this
>>223646662>laughing at the sexual abuse of womenwow, chud much?
>>223642875Lmao that’s what I thought at first, too.
>>223646586He didn't fly so good!Who wants to try next?
>>223643110Wtf is this?
>>223646586He was real for this
>>223646845Lot of loyalty for a sell sword!
>>223644124This remains the only “serious” movie that ever made me angry. But I got over my anger and just started finding it funny.
>>223645013KEK
>>223646330Lmao
>>223646412the fuck do you think they did? gave her a stern talking-to then dropped her off at the edge of the forest? she literally just tried to kill one of them while hurling racial slurs at them, i.e. a hate crime. they ran a centaur train on that bitch until she passed out, then they used magic to heal her back up and ran another.
>>223636373is this real
>>223636386
>>223641085Who is this young man?
>>223646900cornell was men fucking men I think, thats what I believe. That redhead gal is brock lesbo with tits. I nevva trusta him.
>>223644651the rest of the movie wasn't that great but the first scene was just so fucking tense.
>>223646837laughing at you anon, but again I appreciate the effort.
>>223646900They could have beat her up even if at first glance you can't see the injuries. How would they rape her anyway? It'd be like human males raping a mermaid. Doesn't make sense.
>>223646687Oh holy fucking shit. I’m dying.
HOW has no one posted the classic?https://youtu.be/tz4JSTXuP9E
>>223646586Reynholm Denholm did it better.
>>223646856End of Wolverine Origins I think?
>>223646845>>223646860Beautiful.
>>223646966Gets me every time.
>>223646993The workprint, maybe?
not even trying to be edgy, I've seen well adjusted people also laugh at it
>>223646687reverse post partum depression?
>>223647107They were really doing shit like this back in the 40s?
>>223647107I like to think those nazis had fun taking turns and popping wheelies in that wheelchair:)
>>223647144>"It wasn’t a lie. It was my imagination. And in my imagination, in my mind, I believed it. Even now, I believe it... In my imagination, it was true."
>>223646189Think the ai does most of the work. His suits before he died were designed to prioritize protecting pepper before even him. So they probably could work for anyone if he intended them to
>>223647144That old jew was lucky they didn't take him to the masterbation machines
>>223646982One was intentionally funny, the other was not >>223647107Yeah I laughed at it. I can't believe they thought this was a good idea. Maybe if this had some diversity (of thought) they would've known
>>223646189In Iron Man 3, Pepper shows some ability to use the armor if forced to in an emergency situation
>>223646376it's a great ending. it's how the novella should have ended.
>>223646386I'm willing to bet the audio for this scene dosnt include the heavy breathing and wheezing she would actually be doing from the first two steps.
>>223646957do you just not know how sex works? males have penises and females have holes. the penis goes into the holes. Umbridge put Mr Hands to shame that night.
>>223647177No, it isn't.Killing them only to see that everyone is saved moments later is retarded and doesn't tie into anything in the story.It would have been better had no monster come to kill him and the movie ended with him walking into the mist.
>>223646189I guess there's the implication she's been around it enough to know it's quirks but it still comes across a bit weird regardless
>>223647177How so? It's easy to ignore and pretend he didn't do it and everyone is saved. It's not like it's tied into the story in any way that ignoring it breaks something earlier
>>223647208>It would have been better had no monster come to kill him and the movie ended with him walking into the mist.that's how the novella ended and it was fucking lame and boring. the twist of salvation being seconds away, but right after he mercykilled his entire family, and the despondence that causes is why the movie twist is so good. despair and hopelessness were central themes in the movie.
>>223647248there's no reason to respond to me twice, anon. If you want to "pretend" something did or didn't happen in the movie as a coping mechanism then I can't really stop you from living in a fantasy world of your own creation.
>unintentionally funny if it was a movie
>>223646845
>>223647353He's gonna fly around the world and turn back time to save margerie
>>223647273That's another anon.I'm the one that wrote that posted with the spoiler.I didn't really feel like despair and hopelessness were central themes of the movie.They always had a next step, something to work towards.I felt it was more about how people dealt with fear of the unknown.But regardless, the ending simply felt like misery for the sake of misery.The military suddenly arriving and the mist clearing up, seconds after he kills everyone just feels contrived.It didn't make me despondent as much as it made me think "what a shitty ending".
>>223647207It's not just about mechanics, my dude. A cloaca is a hole. Would you bang a mermaid?
>>223647396Isn't the point of mermaids to get crazy head and titjobs?
>>223646477look up what centaurs did to abducted women in Greek mythology
>>223647413yes and a watery grave
>>223647423they took them to a vacation in greece?
>>223647177It's a pretty bad ending, actually. It has nothing to do with what came earlier in the movie
>>223646856End of X-men origins Wolverine. The famous horrible CGI scene. Like laughably bad
>>223647423Days and days of rape that mind breaks them and turns them into enthusiastic sex slaves?
>>223636373>>223636487The worst part is that with a couple reshoots they could have killed her off in that moment and used it as the inciting incident for the suicide maneuver, while including more than just her in it. With Leia dead, you could convincingly say that several people would willingly commit to a suicide attack, which allows you to make it so that the only way to do the hyperspace ram maneuver is for a bridge full of people to constantly override safety protocols and manually calculate the trajectories. Instead of just saying "It's a one in a million shot" in the third movie, Poe could get angry with someone suggesting a suicide maneuver that sacrifices a dozen or more lives.
>>223647423whorsing around?
>>223647491>suicide maneuver, while including more than just her in it.More than just *Holdo in it.
>>223647423We aren't in Greek mythology. We're in Harry Potter
>>223647413Where are you getting that from?
>>223647531The one mermaid thing that everyone watched
>>223647491Or, you know, crazy idea, just get rid of the Holdo character entirely and have the suicide attack be how Leia goes out.
>>223647505Oh yeah I guess they just gave her a stern talking to then
>>223647574I just can't see Leia doing that or even condoning it. Her presence in the scene is the biggest hurdle to believability for me.
>>223647173heh I forgot how bullshit TWD could get
>>223647595i dunno i think it would have been really poignant if she screamed BANZAI before slamming her puny rebel vessel into the USS White Supremacy
>>223647283But why?
>>223647564You mean the movie where she can't have a relationship with Eric until she has legs? No tit jobs or oral sex there, let alone cloaca play.
>>223646412You must not know anything about mythology
>>223647640yes but you can see how it would work right?
>>223647579nta, you can't imagine something worse than a talking to that isn't rape? How would you feel if centaurs abducted you, took you through a forest with no end in sight and you had no idea if they would harm you or not? Umbridge already has a pronounced phobia for all non-humans so it isn't a stretch of the imagination to think a few hours of close proximity and subjugation to a centaur pack could have mindrbroken her.Rape doesn't happen in the books (besides Merope and other love potion/spells I guess), but even if it did the centaurs wouldn't dare for fear of the reprisal by wizards, they're barely tolerated and only there because Dumbledore allows it in the first place.
>>223647579Being grabbed and rushed through the woods, not knowing if they're going to kill you or who knows what, is traumatizing enough for some one as uptight as Umbridge.
>>223647710also centaurs only have normal human size penises
>>223647396>Would you bang a mermaid?Hell yea I would brother.
>>223647655Yes, but I think you're still focused on mechanics. Theoretically, you COULD put your penis between a half-fish woman's mammary glands, but WHY?
>>223647107Based
>>223647750wtf why? Shouldn't the penis be horse-sized since the bottom half is a horse? They got screwed, how do they even fuck lady centaurs if they can't reach their pussy? Horses don't do missionary.
>>223647710>>223647745I agree with you fellas that that's more than likely what happened in-universe, and probably the answer Rowling gives if asked, but centaurs are creatures of Greek mythology, an influence on Harry Potter, and we know what they did to abducted women, so it's very easy to draw the conclusion of rape
>>223647753N
>>223647800because she's hot and I'm a desperate sailor who's been out at sea for weeks, I like to think mermaids were just manatees that horny, near-sighted, delusional sailors would coom over at a distance. Like they'd spot one on their longsight and tug one out in the crow's nest while thinking of some broad back home. Then when someone tried to rat them out over their inter-species fetish they'd swear it was a woman out there.
>>223647811well why do you think they're abducting human women for?
>>223647107this was steve-os great grandfather. thats why he huffed a million duster canisters
>>223647816I mean I guess that's fair, nowhere in the actual text or in-story lore/tone does it indicate that it does happen but each reader is allowed their own interpretation. My main contention was that it wasn't evident in the text.
>>223647753Do you think any of the prefects ever masturbated to the mermaid painting right above their bath?
>>223637348Based nigga
>>223636386midge
>>223647842It all makes sense now, I've switched sides, Umbridge was raped for sure. Kek I can't help but imagine one of those tumblr erotica writers being abducted by a centaur and looking disappointed when he pops out his human-sized cock
>>223641151honestly how is SHE the badguy in this situation in the first place? >random ass centaurs show up in front of you>you place yourself between the childlren and the centaurs protecting the children>THEY take the first kill shot for no fucking reason>she's evil because......JUST BECAUSE!
>>223647868while moaning myrtle gave them a ghost blowjob, yea.
>>223647895The forest is their home, what Umbridge did is akin to some random bum strolling into a USA embassy abroad. Castle doctrine etc, I do no fault the centaurs for firing first as I would have.
>>223647922ghosts just feel a little cold in the HP universe iirc, it'd be like masturbating by shoving your dick in an icebox with a fan pointed at it.
>>223639786>Carrie Fisher just died>seeing TLJ opening weekend>emotions are high >Poe Dameron "yo momma" scene starts it off on an odd note>get to this scene>already getting misty-eyed, this is how they're gonna kill Leia>Kylo hesitated but his men fired the missiles, it's very tragic>she wakes up >starts flying through space>it looks like shit>audibly go "oh no...">can feel the vibe of the theater shift>a few nervous chuckles/muttered "...what?"s>this is the exact point everyone turned on the movie>didn't know it at that time, but Star Wars had just died>like a medical episode that leads to the discovery of a cancerous tumor, this was the exact moment the world of cinema changed and Star Wars was officially over
>>223640858It was kind of freeing, honestly TLJ and HBO Watchmen came out around the same time and both were so bad that the part of my brain that participated in "fandom" broke irreparably, in that moment I just stopped giving a shit about "a new [blank] movie/show!" coming out My default opinion went from "we'll let's give it a shot" to "it's probably shit, we're not wasting our time until someone I can trust says it's not shit, THEN maybe we'll give it a shot".In terms of sheer potential revenue destroyed there's an argument that TLJ is the most powerful piece of film ever made.
>>223647208How on earth would it be a satisfying ending that he walks into the mist and nothing happens?
>>223642475Endgame is a fun bit of overindulgent popcorn shlock but fuck me I have yet to meet an IRL woman who didn't feel totally insulted and condescended to by this scene, what a misfire>see Endgame opening night>full house>Captain Marvel shows up>one enormously fat guy tries to get a clap going, audience sandbags him>Scarlet Witch shows up>theater erupts in applause, gets louder when she almost solo's ThanosThey had their "strong female protagonist" right there the whole time, baffling that they still struggle to just make a decent woman character after nearly 2 decades of these things
>>223642570I remember crying laughing when Apocalypse and the Village People show up at Auschwitz>captcha was a star of david
>>223648016Not necessarily satisfying, but better than the movie ending.
>>223636386They should have made the tub bigger, not midge sized
>>223646344Saw this while working at a movie theater during the crew screening, "he raped The Joker" was like a magic code phrase to get anyone to break down crying laughing for like a month afterwards
>>223646344It's also implied he was Rape Meat in the first movie but somehow this piqued everyone's interest
>>223648042I need you to come up with at least one reason why it would be better, you can't leave it at "it'd be better", like it'd be more gooderer, or less gay. What narrative theme does it complement? What part of his character arc is completed?
>>223646629Rian Johnson is about the farthest thing from a Star Wars fan as you can get desu
>>223646966>saw this in Flashback>full theater>was the only one laughing at this partThe fuck
>>223646587Dude. How the fuck did a james bond movie from the 70's do this better?
>>223648087this his mother sexually abused him throughout his childhood iirc
>>223647353Kek'd
>>223647639It’s a big joke
>>223646845I don't know why you would reference the meme before posting it. It's on topic.
>>223648124Her boyfriend (Thomas Wayne). That movie was all kinds of retarded but no one noticed.
>>223646386Doesn't the redditor sprain his ankle trying to follow her or something? Peacemaker S1 was kino and that might be the least annoying example of a fat black bitch forced into a project I've seen. Shame S2 sucked.
>>223636386Is that a midget sized bathtub? Fucking lmao
>>223647922>>223647947Moaning Myrtle admits she spies on the prefects bathing, and in the movies, she pretty much sits in Harry's lap when he's naked. It's not too far fetched to suggest she might be sexual, even as a ghost.
>>223636386fuckin kek i thought he was going to repent for his sins or something
>>223647491>Leia dies in a FO attack because of her son>causes a schism in the Resistance>half of them want to say "fuck it, we're gonna lose, let's just kill as many of them as we can", go full jihad out of a sense of vengeance>other half want to keep fighting>Poe feels guilt because his hotshot pilot approach is what started the dogfight that got his mentor killed>his arc is learning to be more of a leader, becomes the new general>the battle isn't about exterminating your enemies, but about living to fight another day and protect the ones you love>lines up thematically with Rey's Jedi training>three protags become the new figureheads of the Resistance, incorporating Jedi spirituality with democracy, spearhead a new enlightenment against the brutal and oppressive First OrderIt was right there
>>223647283His sentence is execution. BY EXHILE>cuts to politicians walking across thin ice and falling inMy mom burst out laughing at that. Also the fucking cops fighting in the crowd is RIDICULOUS. Someone needs to teach Nolan choreography.
>>223636386I thought this was the crust bust scene in the thumbnail
>>223648175>she might be sexual, even as a ghost.she's bored out her mind being stuck in a bathroom, please be understanding
>>223648169Its a child's bath and a child's bed. Why would you think they make shit for midgets?
>>223648175they don't call her moaning myrtle for nothing. she's a total horn dog.https://youtu.be/VfUEdbveGYM?t=128
>>223648202ghosts in harry potter aren't stuck. she just prefers bathrooms because that's where the boys get their dongers out.
>>223646518They added way too many external elements to Fall 2. The extreme heights are enough to make it an uncomfortable watch, especially in the practical scenes. Mule, sister jealousy, the stolen identity, the retarded bar keeper.
I've never seen Star Wars and everything I know about the movies comes from cultural osmosis and 50 hour reviews. But I do think it's pretty fucked up to reveal that Leia had the Force the entire time and only chose now to activate it ONCE. Wasn't she getting fucked by a slug? That wasn't the time?
>>223648089Removing the contrivance of the military arriving and the mist clearing up less than a minute after he kills everyone is merit enough.But, him walking into the mist and the movie ending ties into the theme of mystery and the unknown.They were stuck in a grocery store with giant glass windows, in the day, and they still couldn't see past the mist. They didn't know where it came from, what in it, and so forth.The movie would end on the same note, we don't know where the mist ends, we don't know what will happen.Just as the characters can't see past the mist, we can't see what will happen past the ending.
>>223636386This is from an action comedy tho. It's meant to be funny. Also the dude throwing him is Brendan Fraser, I didn't even recognize him at first.>>223642875Yea, it is. The show is called Brothers.
>>223646330That little girl was incredibly pretty. I wonder how she looks now
This hd supposed to be a thread about serious scenes that play as funny. How the FUCK did we start arguing about whether a centaur would tit fuck a mermaid while Harry Potter jerks off to a ghost?!
>>22364108577 y.o. man that looks 17
>>223637348rofl
>>223648290Kek that's a /tv/ thread in a nutshell
>>223648285Raffey Cassidy in Tomorrowland. It's again, contrary to the OP request, meant to be intentionally comedic because her character is a robot and unharmed by being hit by the truck; the movie itself is a Disney action adventure comedy. She's 24 today, and sadly the curse of her bong genetics has already manifested.
I love these movies but there was one point in which the bad guy starts monologueing to Ceasar and the absurdity of the situation took me out. I was like "you're talking to a fucking Chimpanzee about Philosophy". And then he decides to mke an example of Ceasar by crucifying him. I love these films but I'll be honest Ceasar being mostly silent took me out when it came to scenes like that.
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>>223648369Damn. At least she has a nice jaw on her, make strong sons
>>223636386Why was the bath already filled?
when the retard in hereditary gets decapitated while driving kek
>>223647705No seriously why did they do this, are both of their egos that high?
>>223647257The Mist is a surface monster flick that tries to impress depth with a hamfisted betrayal of audience faith at the end. Its a cop out ending but worse, it makes the audience feel like they wasted their time.
>>223646330crazy how she turned into a fully grown man wearing a completely different outfit after getting blindsided by the truck.
>>223647705The rock looks like a hobbit in this.
>>223648632>it makes the audience feel like they wasted their time.i'm not sure what else you expected from a stephen king story. and horror is an inherently shallow genre. the only thing "deep" about the horror genre is the dicking that women get afterwards from their partners because the whole point of the genre is to get them horned up; fear and arousal share the same brain pathways, and the response is notoriously strong in women.
>>223648526>are both of their egos that high?well, yea. their careers are based entirely on being hyper macho. dwayne johnson literally has a clause in his contract that specifies that he can't be depicted losing a fight. vin diesel has a similar clause stipulating that he can't be shown taking too many punches or being excessively injured in fights. many "protagonist" action stars have clauses like these.
>>223646412a man who just knows?
>>223647705The pebble
>>223646477>>All six of them looked around. Professor Umbridge was lying in a bed opposite them, gazing up at the ceiling. Dumbledore had strode alone into the forest to rescue her from the centaurs. How he had done it — how he had emerged from the trees supporting Professor Umbridge without so much as a scratch on him — nobody knew, and Umbridge was certainly not telling. Since she had returned to the castle she had not, as far as any of them knew, uttered a single word. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her either. Her usually neat mousy hair was very untidy and there were bits of twig and leaf in it, but otherwise she seemed to be quite unscathed.>>“Madam Pomfrey says she’s just in shock,” whispered Hermione.holy shit, they raped her.
>>223641107This the documentary about the pedo who fucks the mum and dad too?
>>223647710Are you an actual child? You have to be 18 or older to use this site
>>223647036I have such fond memories of that. I remember downloading it to a flash drive and watching it on a school computer while I was doing TV Production and Web Development since they were both in the same classroom.And using the school's network to distribute pirated Warcraft 3 and having a few LAN games.
>>223648224>Radcliffe was 15 during that scene>Shirley Henderson was 39
>>223636373>But of course, the PIECE D'RESISTANCE is when the protagonist I witnesses the horrors of war & crimes against humanity, destroying his innocence & naivete. Especially when he tries to convey his abject horror by making LE SILLY GOOFY FACE!!! Do Criterion slop fags really?
>>223646344>>223646360>>223646414>>223646496They laugh at you but then look at this scene and go "yep, rape"
>>223643102>She has something you don't have>What's that?>A big veiny cock!
>>223646330This scene would be so satisfying if Warwick Davis was playing the little girl.
>>223648129For you.
>>223649467Lmfao
>>223646477>hours alone with a train of angry horse-cocked centaurs that view her as an inferior piece of meat>completely traumatized to the point of unresponsiveness despite no external physical injury>hair messed up and has twigs and leaves from the ground in ityou're delulu if you don't see the obvious rape subtext.
>>223649467lmao what the fuck
>>223636373>I AM A FUCKING ARCHITECT
>>223636373Your weeding night video
>>223641151She’s back in the next movie like nothing happened.She probably drained thier balls so good they just let her go while they were smoking
>>223649118The first guy to see it out of our circle of friends thought it was a bootleg of the finished movie. He stopped it halfway through can called me laughing his ass off and begging me to come watch it. God, we laughed so fucking hard.
>>223648240kek, yeah but the sequel teaser at the end is so cheesy and nonsensical that they have to be leaning into it, it can't possibly be unintentional. I was just disappointed in how little of a survival movie it was but then again 1 was no different. The challenges they face in this one were just boring imo, the character flashbacks and shit were bad already (who the fuck does a close-up on their child to see their reaction at being rejected by a sibling lmao) but here not even the action made up for it.At least the protag got her sweater off in the latter half.
>>223648280>Brothersi thought that was with woody harrelson and that other guy
>>223649063Am I a child for having read a children's book without projecting my centaur rape fanfics on it? hm, good question
>>223649622why would centaurs go for humans when they have sweet, delicious horse pussy lying around? Why do you think they never show female centaurs on screen? Too hot for a PG-13 rating!I was looking for a funny female centaur image for this post and it's astounding how much porn there is of this
the majority of the new Wuthering Heights movie.i watched it in the cinema with my wife and most of us were laughing
>>223645013Reminds me of the fourth(?) dirty harry movie where harry's dog kept changing size, shape, and sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qy6Gg6CaH0
>>223642141She doesn't even fucking die here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjme5hh_bYYMandatory Wicker Man compilation, the entire movie is unintentional comedy of the highest order
>>223647705It's crazy how badly this backfired for the rock. He legit looks 4 foot tall, tops
>>223636373I didn't find this funny, it was creepy. I have that a lot with modern Disney. Something is always off or weird.
>>223646189He probably forced her to learn how it work in case of, you know, if his house get bombed again
>>223649842>weeding night
>>223647595better than to introduce a brand new character, have her act like a cunt to everyone, then pretend her sacrifice was clever, brave, and tragic.
>>223650771their remakes are totally soulless man. corporate products with no aura. actively making film worse as an artform to make a quick buck. disney is a LARGE part of the problem if you really think about it. mcu and star wars is disney too.....
>>223641909>movie for 12 year old boys>we need a woke HR lady in thisI really wonder about this choice.
>>223646687>shadman
>>223650806It's not for 12 year old boys, it's for 35 year old manchildren to drag their kids to
>>223646586>The PTA has disbanded!
>>223646496What other possible way could there be?She has no family present they killed.
>>223646189It's to protect her.Not for her to use in combat.Unless the situation calls for it, of course.
>>223648023Wanda isn't a strong female protagonist though, she is just a strong protagonist.They needed to make a point about gender politics, so they did. It had to be about being a woman, not a woman being strong.
>>223642971I'm sure he was glad he got off that sinking ship.
>>223642475every manchild*
>>223651045wouldn't it be more effective if used on complete AI-pilot? I don't read the comics but isn't Pepper just an ordinary businesswoman?Actually it might have been on autopilot during Endgame as well for all I know but then what's the point of her actually being in the suit.
>>223646344That was it? I never saw it, but I thought they actually showed a rape the way people talked about it.
>>223648526>>223648678>>223648835>>223650762It's crazy how there are still people here who think this is meant to be a forced perspective shot.It's not. They are meant to be standing side by side. You can see it in the next frame.
>>223649467there's no fucking was that was unintentionally funny
>>223649467>HOW DARE YOU TO POO THE SHIT COLORED AS MY PEOPLE IN MY FACE IMSOGAAAY
>>223649467>THWARTED BY A PIECE OF SHIT NOOOOO
>>223651125And that explains why the Rock suddenly grows 3 inches to match Vin Diesel?
>>223648175It doesn't help that the actress was like 45 at the time.
>>223651050I feel like they could have put emphasis on her lover being dead and her desire to be a mom if they wanted toPeople shit on them making her turn evil but idk it was pretty obvious she got possessed by an evil book, they could really focus that character if they wanted to
>>223642475My theater had audible groaning
>>223642875Yep
>>223646386AWW HELL NAW
>>223636373I saw this movie in Japan so everyone in the theater remained silent as they do with every scene in every movie they watch in public.
Soul vs SOULLESS
>>223641655>purses lips>"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?"
>>223650715The fucking stock crunch sound effect sent my sides into Jupiter's orbit
I think I am too late to the thread, but this scene is arguably the worst scene I have ever watched and also pretty funny, when it came on the screen I did a 360 and watched it again
>>223649467THIS IS SPARTASS!
>>223646386I mean, honestly, the issue here is that it breaks immersionBut if fat people see this and start exercising is that not worth a "bad story"?If that actress keeps that up and eventually loses weight and shit, isn't that good?Well, no. It's not. Modern humans emotionally thrive on the "crabs in a bucket" mentality, so the answer is obvious
>>223648277Well alright, I'll accept that, and thank you for giving a serious response. I'd still say>being a cynical know-it-all estranged from everyone>bad end because you couldn't have just a little faith in a happy endingthat's pretty good. Aside from the visceral emotional hit of the ending, I thought the mom had the right idea and was happy to see her have a good ending. I'm not usually big on "Have a little faith ;)" morals, but I thought it worked very well, and in the end the mist is just full of weird animals, the real monster was man. That works for me. It left me thinking and got me something to chew on, and honestly what I'm left with now years later is that you shouldn't give up hope. If he had just walked into the mist I don't think I'd be thinking about the movie still.
>>223648016Not that Anon butThematically it underscores that man has no real eminence over nature or reality. The mist can easily be a stand-in for an unknown territory. Humans think they're hot shit but when it comes down to it, they're nothing but a blip. After they die off an life resurge, I hope that somehow future species find a way to turn human based fossil fuels into something undignified.
>>223652102Na, humans are based, but we should be humbled by having spiders hatching in us from time to time. Thomas Jefferson said that.
>>223652042This new season of Power Rangers looks neat
>>223646477>Dumbledore had strode alone into the forest to rescue her from the centaursYou just know that wrinkly old fuck got in on the action too
>>223647895>she's evil because......JUST BECAUSE!She's evil for all the stuff she did.
>>223647862It's as evident as it can be in a fucking children's book m8. You'r only argument is>they didn't out right state itNo shit, it's called subtext
>>223648516For me, it's the son just driving home and going to bed afterwards. I know, I know, trauma and shock and whatever, but it's like, one traffic stop away from being a Scary Movie bit.
>>223651095First day on /tv/? People always exaggerate everything here.
>>223636373Pretty much every part of The Odyssey that wasn't just plain dull, but the part with Circe felt exceptionally ridiculous. Matt Damon's expressionless acting faced against the witch's pseudo-feminist rant that segues into a passive-agressive lecture about how he's actually an innocent good boy who dindu nuffin'. It was just hilariously baffling.There's also that one part where Calypso is trying to get him to stop eating the lotus flowers, when Odysseus says that he loves it in the tone that a toddler would use talking about his favorite animal. Such a stupid movie, straight-up impossible to parody.
>>223652023Prequel fights are blatant choreographed shit with all the goofy ballerina twirls and obvious aiming for the opponent's blade rather than their body.
>>223641151Harry Potter is such a retarded franchise. The books are genuinely stupid. Instead of fucking learning shit like math, science, literature etc like normal, the students study combat, potion making and other retarded shit. It would make more sense if Hogwarts was sort of a military training school, instead of a damn high school. Their “studies” also makes them functionally illiterate.
>>223652444nigger you have no arguments besides 'oh she's a bit ruffled, that HAS to be rape because centaurs in 100bc fairy tales', don't pretend this is some obvious thing I'm disregarding in favor of some childish view. Also 'you'r' ? wtf you can't just split it halfway because you can't decide which spelling is right
>>223653463I always assumed they had regular academic classes that just weren't mentioned because they're boring and not relevant, just like every character's sleep, eating, and bathroom habits aren't mentioned unless it's directly relevant to the story.
>>223641863Who hates midgets and why
>>223646957Women have sex with horses all the time
>>223646388Without physical trauma? Did they tell her a scary story?
