HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>AHHH i forgot to mark a credit for every debit im going INSAAANE
>>223639691I dress like this
>>223639750Unroll those sleeves. This is a place of business
>>223639691TO WATCH J-LO GET FUCKED IN HER ASS
>>223639691Looks like a young senator Armstrong
>>223639691I can't believe how shit the sequel was.From an autist to millenial quirk chungus.
>>223639691I'm applying for accounting jobs right now and it is so tempting to be a jo and start asking questions about The Accountant in interviews.
>mfw the financial statements are not GAAP compliant
>>223640165The best part of the first movie was showcasing his autism, and how he used it to solve problems, avoid getting captured, and fight against enemies. Not to mention the negative aspect of dealing with his autism. The sequel had none of that nuance and just turned him into a generic action hero.
>>223639691>here’s that socially awkward incel I was telling you about
>>223639691To play the shitty games that suck ass
>>223639691>I need to finishkek
Doug won
>>223639691Back to the past, Samurai Jack.
>>223639691>I account
NANOMACHINES, SON.
>>223640165I watched the sequel first and preferred it.
it would have been more impressive if he was an actuary
>>223639691>HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST
>>223639691can't believe this nigga was batman that same year
>>223643147Yeah the "prestige" of being Snyders Batman was really super high
>>223640686I drink like this
I WANNA BE SEDATED BY THE GAME BOY!!!
>>223639750do you also have three different coloured pens in your shirt pocket?
>>223639691AVGN MovieStarring Ben Affleck as James RolfeJon Bernthal as Mike Matei
>>223644817>Jon Bernthal as Mike MateiThat fag isn't cool enough to play FilmBrain let alone Mike(Mateii)
SOVL vs
>>223643759Good morning saar
Whenever I need to destroy one of you queers with a witty reply I blow on the tips of my fingers and then tap the keyboard on my phone just like The Accountant
>>223645105same
>>223645081There's always a bigger shit.
>>223639691
ASS!
>>223644817Who plays Kyle?
>>223646191The power glove is a cold embraceAs tears of frustration roll down his faceThe cartridges glitch, the screens turn to grayLike the words that we both forgot to sayHe rages at Jekyll, he curses at GhostBut it's the ghosts of our past that haunt him the most
>>223643759It was though.
>>223640700Watch watch out
>>223639691>1st movie was math serial killer kino>2nd movie turned him into an incel autist who just occasionally quippedwhy? Why did they do this?
>>223639691It's kinda fucked up how a side point of the second one was he needed to find a woman and he ignored his handler who also was a retard and would be perfect for him
The most insulting part of this movie was when the glow in the dark CIA fed was accusing HIM of going too far when him and his autismo gang just hacked a woman's computer for a picture and that's it.
>>223647514those generation age brackets invalidate that retarded shit
>>223639772not him but im tall so sleeves are never long enough even though the rest of the shirt is the right size so i always have to roll up long sleeve shirts and i would just tell your boomer ass to fuck off and quit if you wanted to make a big issue about it
>>223640165Yea I hate it so much
>>223647809Gotta MCU-ify everything so investors are happy
>>223646191Casey Affleck
>>223639772Those are the perks of owning your own business, you can make your own sleeve rules.>>223640165Yeah it was weak.
>>223639691The big 3 accounting firms want him dead. He has to team up with Bourne Identity to properly review and audit financial statements while the goons at at Deloitte and Ernst & Young try to take them out. The setting takes place in Boston.
