Shitty cliffhanger resolution time!
>“I’ve just seen ‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist-pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be. And I can't wait for you to see it."
Who do we reckons getting voted out?
>>223640646Richard's fucked
>>223640608Shame she got the bucc surgery.
This show is losing its aura. This celebrity season and the next normie season will be the last time this is 'event' television.
Evening lads missed the threads last week glad to be with you
>>223640636I often wonder which parts he cheered at, which parts he fist pumped the air at. I wish he'd elaborate on this.
Cam on Richard
>>223640675Yeah its the same thing over and over. Celeb Season 1 and Season 4 was the peak, and now its past its peak.
Richard is thick as shit, isn't he? He's not just toffishly 'silly', he's actually dumb.
Woah, James
Surely they've made an agreement with maya about minimum screentime for her tits?Would be absolutely diabolical if she went through the whole series being a prude and plummeting viewing figures.
Richard will be a brilliant Traitor bros in shambles.
MAYA YOU BACKSTABBIMG CUNT
WorstTraitorEver
>>223640741Needed to, he had too much heat
Two cheeky bastards
Alright Ross chill out pal
>only kino celebrity >out firstNow what
>tfw no season of Richard E. Grant being a traitor
I genuinely feel for Hannah so muchShe’s a C list smart celeb and she has just herself absolutely fucked because she paired with a selfish old cunt ex A list American actress She is 100% going
>>223640790You could tell they built the season around him too. Bet you they were proper pissed that he fucked up right at the start.
I find Julie so deeply off-putting.
>>223640752Everyone was always like "Ohh he'd be a brilliant traitor" now look at him, only traitor in history to be first out kek
Hannah with a shield could genuinely solve this game in 4 episodes but she's guaranteed to be murdered tonight
Hopefully the producers lean on them to kill Jerry Hall, she's dead weight
Richard going first is just like Noel Edmonds going first on that one I'm a Celeb season. Whole season is now ruined.
Richard leaving has literally ruined the entire show lol
>they
>theyFfs world's gone mad
Good to see everyone getting Bella's pronouns right.And no, hannah isn't a genius just becuase she made a spreadsheet you 50IQ morons.
>>223640875Her argument at the end of last episode was about as logical as anyone's ever made in any series
>>223640875Watch her YouTube vid she's unironically smart
>>223640867>>223640870>>223640847The Real Traitorto The You Kay
>>223640875They did this with Stephen Fry last year "Ohh he's so smart because he uses big words and is well read!"The Traitors is not a game of logic and book smarts, its a social game of charisma and people skills. Thats why Alan won last year, thats why Civilian Rachel won who was the most charismatic, and Stephen won who was the most innocent looking and disarming.
>she has a youtube channel where she reads wikipedia pages bro!!! She's so hecking smart!!!
Well obviously Hannah or the American bitch are going now obviously
>8pm showtimesorry. Im not tolerating this woke rubbish. everyone at the BBC involved in this decision should have their bare bottoms whipped
Hannah is the new season's Stephen Fry, where all the thickos in the house think she's a muh fuckin galaxy brain big dog because none of them went past secondary school
Well obviously now suspicion was on her. Dumb choice for recruitment. Should have recruited someone else, then pinned it on Hannah.
>BUT WHAT ABOUT RICHARDkek based dementia patient
Isn’t this simple maths now and ruins the show? If they vote Jerry and she’s faithful then they will clearly vote Hannah.It’s statistically impossible for Hannah to win now, her only intelligent option was to refuse to be a traitor
>>223641004Yeah, a clear sacrifice but the thing is I don't think they recruited her with that intention just "She knows maths so she is smart"
>>223641004Apart from the fact that anyone can be recruited a traitor
>>223641004Its not just the ones up for murder who can be recruited.Hannah should have said there was an attempted recruitment but she turned it down.
Jerry is simply too based and socially provocative to survive that long. It's the kind of nail sticking out personality that makes normgroids seethe
>>223641017Yeah totally, it wouldn’t be strange for two people to be up for elimination and they both magically survive
>when someone isn't literally admitting to being a traitor it's back to vote out the darkies
>>223641029Did you even read what he posted?
>Ohh Hannah is soooo smart she knows that 2 + 2 = 4
>>223641029I don't know if you're agreeing me or being both sarcastic and dumb
If the contestants go back to the Big Dog Feery this season, who will be the 2 players picked for it?
Do the traitors have any incentive at all to recruit someone and help them instead of just setting the new person up to get fucked instead of them?Any time they lose a traitor don’t they just get to recruit a new traitor right after anyway anytime they lose any
MAYA'S TITS THREATENING TO GIVE US A PEAK LET'S GO!
Boring mission time. Time for a piss.
Hannah is fucked simple as
>>223641071Richard was the Big Dog Traitor, and Michael Sheen for Big Dog Faithful.
She has a PHD in maths, she's smart bro
These players are simply too old. At least to of the selection have had dementia. Old people should be banned from taking part in things.
>>223641074>Maya and James just recruit the player with the most suspicion on them going into the next round table every single night so they never have to kill someone that was onto them and flag themselvesDevilish
Does the shield stop you from being voted out or does it include being killed?
>>223641074The big dog thing is astute and factual judging from who got picked to be a traitor this year. Contestants should just realise Maya is ratings coombait who the producers didn't want randomly killed off by a traitor and vote her out on principle.
Myha'la arse
>>223641074Nope. That was Rachel and Stephen's plan last season. Just throw other traitors to the wolves.
>>223641167Are you unwilling or unable to google it?
>>223641167Just killed. They've done "super shields" before that also include banishments.
Why are there so many retards in this thread?And I swear this thread is dead, in previous series the /traitor/ threads been heaving.
Fuck, Marry, Kill GO
Fuck giving your shield up for the prize fund
Noice, bit of Maya cleavage.
>>223641188Are you unwilling to lose weight you fat ugly cunt?
>>223641074>>223641175Its pretty much>Really famous person to bring in ratings>Comedian for comic relief>Woman
>>223641206Celeb one has always had less interest, its less cut throat and more "Lets play Traitors!"
>>223641218Hopefully her clothes get less and less as the game goes on.
Last Season: Shit Faithfuls, good TraitorsThis Season: Good Faithfuls, shit Traitors
>cliffhanger again
Hannah is going without a doubt>Least famous >was put in a 50/50 with an A list celeb It’s gg
>>223641228>>Comedian for comic reliefI don't think Acaster will make it nearly as far as Alan because he's a snarky knob and will end up annoying someone enough to vote for him
Bella is Tom Holland playing an annoying troon
I know she's got the meme pronouns but I'm finding that Bella is a likeable young lass after having shitposted about her on this board for years
>>223641311That's a man
>>223641311i'm the captain now
>>223640608Bonnie Brown
Hannah is ruthless.
The faif'fuls feories are utterly incomprehensible this season i'm afraid
YES Get the old cunts and the blacks out, no more voting out white people
Mispellings are back
>>223641027Called it lmao
Hakuna myha'la
BAMEsisters...
YANKS OUT YANKS OUT
>>223641418Nothing compared to last series. Kate Garroway the most incompetent faithful ever
>>223641474shouldn't be allowed on the programme in the first place
>the only person with any clue is fucking Miranda
Unfortunately theories will never work and Maya is just going to high school popular stacy her way into getting everyone on her side like Rachel did last season until she wins
>blunt in the showerWas not ready for that image
SEXY JAMES
>>223641548Good. I want her tits in it for as long as possible.
It’s kind of shit that this show had been worked out already and has a meta>original traitors>pick the most suspicious person from the faithfuls >set them up to be voted out >rinse and repeat until you reach the final
Do we have any official documentation on the female tit size?Who has confirmed big tits and who has confirmed tiny tits
>>223641576Celebrities have the extra meta too. There's obviously gonna be a really famous one, and obviously gonna be a comedian.
James Blunt and Jane are MVPs
Hannah is this season's Stephen. Book smart person who everyone halo theories into thinking is Dr. Manhattan tier omniscient but is clueless and retarded outside the specific area of expertiseMiranda is this season's Marler. So much of a normie that she has a social spider sense go off every time a traitor acts strange.
I fear the series will lose steam quick without Richard, who they were clearly banking on as the Alan Carr this series.
>>223641576sure someone got recruited and won before
i don't really think richard fucked up that bad desu it's the kind of joke he would've made if he was a faithful and would have gotten voted out anyway
As someone new to the show I really do think the producers should have found a way to keep Richard in the show by meddling.He literally would have 3x the entertainment value of the show and getting him out right away has ruined the hype
If you are recruited as a traitor are you allowed to hint at the fact or mention a traitor being a traitor?
>>223641209Fuck & marry Hannah. Kill the other two. Fuck your rules, proper love Hannah me. Fitter than Maya.
>>223641622I'm sure people have gotten away with that joke, I think alan carr didThey probably avoided it on the first day before people dig themselves into their stupid schizo theories and once they get to know who jokes around like thatAnd richard didn't seem to have a convincing out when it was taken too seriously, he didn't even seem to say it was a joke about the stupid question, the obvious way out
>>223641649I would recommend watching Celebrity Series 1 or Civilain Series 4 instead>>223641709Yes. Series 4 had a full on Tratior betrayal it was kino
Why did no one tell me top gilf Frankie was on traitors uncloaked?
>tfw no tiny mixed race gf wife
