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You have to describe the plot and watch it. I'll start:
>Planet of the Rapes
In this film, 13% of the apes cause 50% of the rapes.
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bump
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>>223644221
Planes of the Apes. Apes fly planes, resulting in a rash of horrific crashes.
With no survivors.
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>>223644221
>ill Bill
It's like Kill Bill except Bill kept up Pai Mei's diet of only eating fish heads and rice. Because of this, he develops scurvy and constipation due to zero vitamin C and fiber, and sends his girls off to find a cure.
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>>223644286
>it would be extremely gainful
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>>223644221
Jannibal
A jannie on an internet forum board known as "tv" flees to Italy and eventually being pursued by a lone anon.
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>>223644905
Which letter are you swapping?
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The Hills Have Yes - a family gets lost in the desert and is terrorised by a progressive rock band
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>>223644221
that's adding a letter, not replacing one
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>>223644905
Dagger, you mean?
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>>223644948
Kek
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>>223644221
>The Batrix
Its like The Matrix except instead of guns and kung fu he is a master of porn and jacking off.
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>>223644905
Gigger?
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Mancock and it's a flying man sized penis
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JWAS - a movie about a dyslexic shark
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Guess I'll go with Dame of Thrones, it's the same but the male characters are genderswapped, including the rapey ones (Drogo, Meryn Trant, Ramsay, etc). Shame its not two letts because Bane of Thrones would be kino
>>223644948
would watch
>>223645000
OP said "change" not "replace," Mr. ESL. That means add, remove, or alter.
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>>223644905
>Rigger
Messi biopic
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>Stab Wars

It's a coming of age story about a BAME boy growing up in London
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Look Who's Stalking - A woman is pursued a by an obsessed stalker who then dies in a car crash. A few months later he is reincarnated as her neighbors newborn baby - and resumes his activities.
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>>223645036
>the Gatrix: a biopic on the Wachowski Brothers with their drug-dealing dominatrix.
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>LAWS
A beach community prosecutes a shark in a legal drama
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>>223645084
Change does not mean add, you retard. You're the one who doesn't speak english.
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>Raiders of the Lost Park
it's set in the Cretaceous period, Indiana Jones has to fight off dinosaurs in search of a secret recipe for Chili and Sea Bass
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>>223644948
>The Hills Come Out Of The Sky
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>Lord of the Bings
Chandler has to destroy his cocaine stash in the pool of Mt. Doom or it'll destroy him.
>Nord of the Rings
Legolas makes a convincing argument for elven racial superiority; he build a wall around Rivendell and his people prosper for eternity.
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>>223644221
>Snaks on a Plane
>Independence Dad
>Steven Samurai
>Jams
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>>223645199
You change a title by adding a letter.
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>Stephen King's Tit
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>>223644905
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>>223645309
OP literally says change one letter, dumbass.
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>>223645298
>Snow White and the Steven Dwarfs
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>Shriek
it's Shrek but with a horror element; Farquaad wins and hosts a battle royale between the magical creatures he captures
>>223645298
would watch Independence Dad and Steven Samurai, as long as it's not Steven Seagal
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>>223645365
Can the villain be Warwick Davis?
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>>223644905
Dinger?
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>>223644221
I know why you made this thread and tom cruise does not approve.
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Schindler's Lisp
After rescuing many political prisoners, Schindler constantly gets made fun of by them because of his lisp so he changes his mind and them all into a gas chamber.
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>>223644918
the first one
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The Nigger Movie
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>>223644905
Tigger?
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>>223645450
Seems like if there's a gas chamber involved, it'd be Schindler's Fist.
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>>223644221
>Rope
A family of black ranchers are harassed by a group of klansmen and mount a daring defense of their home.
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>>223644221
>The Hunt for Ded October
Jack Ryan is called into action when zombies take control of a Russian nuclear sub.
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>>223645590
>>223644905
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>>223645568
Maybe it's just a quirky indie comedy about an elevator attendant?

Schindler's Lift
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>>223645502
:)
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>>223645650
No, it's obviously about a man on a deserted island: Schindler's LOST
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>>223645329
me on the right
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John Dick
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A Clear and Present Dagger
French bailiff Jacques le Rien investigates the murder of a prominent nobleman; found dead with a knife in his back in the middle of a busy town square.
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The Search for Spork: A shitty 'historical drama' about the invention of the spork in the style of Air/Tetris/The Founder.
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>>223644905
>Bigger
The pornographic sequel to the Tom Hanks classic "Big"?
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The Cunt for Gollum
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>>223645790
NOOOO
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>>223645979
American Ninja 3: Blood Cunt
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>>223645979
What's the plot? Gollum transitions into Gollette? He finds a girlfriend? Or is the cunt just someone evil who wants him to succeed?
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>>223646009
The cunt is bait for a man who hasn't tasted "bread" for 300 years
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>>223646050
>We ain't had nothing but maggoty cunt for THREE STINKIN' LAYS!
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>>223644221
>The Thang
A group of white supremecists creating a truely Aryan community in the Antartic must deal with the relization that at least one of them may have African Ancestry.
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>>223646559
>childs trying to hide his bootleg hand
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>>223646559
>The Thong
A raucous comedy about a group of guys couped up in an Antarctic research station. Somebody finds a thong left in a pile of common laundry and everyone starts obsessing over trying to figure out whose it is while also trying to convince everyone else that it's not theirs. This eventually turns into paranoia, anger, people breaking into factions, and violence.
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>>223644888
Fucking fund it.
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Space Jim
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>>223646910
Spice Jam
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>>223646964
Space Ham
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>>223646910
not that faggot from the Office I hope?
>Bone with the Wind
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn if you consent," it's a porn parody.
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>>223646972
Spade Jam
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>Tar Wars
it's like star wars but they're all black, everyone's fighting over Spice and Death Sticks, the Empire wants the rebels to pay child support and fill out job applications.
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Dord Of The Rings, it's the same movie but it's from an alternate timeline where the word dord means a lord
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Lord of the Kings
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The Empire Strikes Black
>it's exactly what you think it is, they targets diggers throughout the galaxy
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Bloodspurt
Frank Dux catches a gnarly STD and needs to find rare treatment to train for the next kumite in time
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Mancunt
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Yogi Fear
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>>223646559
>The Ching
One of them is suspected to be Asian.
Plot twist: it's all of them
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Piss Congeniality
Peed
Hobocop
Mark Attacks
The Men Who Stare at Oats
The Girl With the Dagon Tattoo
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Snakes on a Plank
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The Chink Syndrome
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>>223644306
One rule and you fucked it up
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American Weewolf in London
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Stop, or My Mop Will Shoot
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>>223645967
no Bigger is a Pierce Brosnan film
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The Director's Cum
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Lord of the Rinos
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Lord of the Rings: The Two Towels
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>>223644905
Ligger :DDd
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Dunston checks it
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Jurassic Pork
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Top Gum
Biopic of a mysterious chewing gum tycoon.
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>>223645365
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>Hacksaw Midge
A group of 4chan users meet Warwick Davies
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>>223645674
Wrong again
It's Schindler's Lisp
The joke is he's gay
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>>223644221
the Nigger starring Tom Cruise
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>Move actually
an american turns 18
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>>223650192
Lol
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>>223648332
I watched the one where Van Damme was a Cajun shopkeeper desperately paddling around New Orleans in an inflatable trying to spin kick rampant niggers holding looting contests back into the muddy waters during Katrina in Floodsport, I'll give it a watch thanks for the rec.
I've seen a trailer where he dips his dick into some sticky stuff like tiger balm and then into broken glass, was it in this movie or was it the Dickboxer?
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Homo with a Shotgun
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>>223644221
You fucked up already, retard esl. You didn't change a letter, you added a whole new one. How the fuck can you fail to follow your own rules. You fucking chose them
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>>223644918
N <spoiler> instead of G to get Dinner because I'm not a racist piece of shit </spoiler>
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>Monty Python and the Holy Trail
Eric Idle and John Cleese attempt a religious pilgrimage but Michael Palin refuses to let them look at the map and they all end up at his mother's house for brunch
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Socky
It's about a severely autistic man whose only friend is a sock puppet he wears on his hand that convinces him to try out boxing. The sock then helps him win and it's basically ratatouille but with a sock and boxing. I can't remember how that ended but in the end of this, the autistic dude realizes the power to beat the fuck out of people was inside him all along.
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>Gone with the Mind
>>223650354
biopic
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My Dinger with Andre
Hall of Famer Andre Dawson coaches Wallace Shawn until he is able to hit a single home run
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>Pain man
Tom cruise discovers that he has a brother that can kick the shit out of basically anything
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Ann of green gables
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>>223644221
The 4 Year Old Virgin
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>The lion, the Bitch and the wardrobe
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The Bane Mutiny
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Harry potter & the philosophers stoner
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>The Rice Guys
two vietnamese farmers uncover a conspiracy involving a tuk-tuk maker
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>>223644888
>>223644888
digits confirm
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>>223644221
The odissey
The myst
Deuce bigalow european jigolo
Little shop of horroz

Haha
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>28 Lays Later
a day of a life of Bonnie Blue
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>>223644221
>Manpunter
FBI agents tries out for an NFL team and becomes one of the greatest kickers of all time. Suffers psychological problems during the process.



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