It's Gemma time!Previous: >>223641274
Rob is definitely the phantom shitter right? The housemates know something we don't about him.
PREVIOUSLY:>The shopping task was train themed as they boarded the Big Brother express>They had to move everywhere by train>They failed it and are on an economy budget>Pauline and Catrin made up>Twinks and Pauline started flirting. Lezza arc? Is Pauline trying to save herself with a lesbian showmance?TONIGHT:>The housemates must share gossip for treats>Either Rob or Pauline will be evicted. Who goes? You decide!>https://www.itv.com/vote/bb>Gemma Collins enters the house
Battle stations!
>>223658155You shameless faggotsGo to the gym or something you're too old to watching this shit
>>223658399>It's a tranny tries to flex on 4chan episode
Made the mistake of going on the BBUK subreddit earlier. Fucking hell they're insufferable. Hundreds of Zelahs and Feyisolas talking about how amazing Twinks is. How "educated" she is compared to the other housemates who are "ignorant" and barbaric because she's a lefty wackjob. These people are like a cult and they love using this word "educate" because it implies they're deep and better thinkers for worshipping black women and gays. So fucking sanctimonious and insufferable. No not everybody thinks microaggressions are occuring to black people 24/7 and that doesn't make them evil barbaric people for thinking so.
>>223658426Same one every time probably
Good evening /bbuk/ fka /traitors/
The fucking STATE of the bedroom
Fat foot syndrome? You have fat everything syndrome you morbidly obese cunt.
>>223658555It's got women and black people in it, what do you expect?
P dot is gunna survive another eviction, deal with it.
>self-tanning foam on a economy budget of £250Fuck off with that shit.
>>223658507When a leftist says "educated" what they actually mean is "indoctrinated". Heretics that haven't been properly brainwashed by the insane far-left religious scriptures at an indoctrination centre like a university
>>223658625She might. Online reputation towards her was very negative after the fight. But its switched around now that there might be a lesbian showmance. People are saying that sounds more interesting than what Rob would bring. Even though I think P is doing it on purpose to stay in.
>>223658586Exactly what I was thinking lmao
>>223658675>PeopleUsing that word very liberally there.
>>223658625Hope notSick of her voice
>>223658642I find it so ironic the way these people operate like a religion/cult "the other housemates are ignorant they just need Twinks to spread her word like Jesus did across the lands. Spread our word please Twinks Christ" and then will act like they're so above religion and wise scientific saged thinkers. So pompous.
>Pau-leave signlol
>>223658746You don't enjoy her extensive soliloquies about how great she is delivered to herself and definitely not the camera?
>>223658762
>>223658778Based
Who we voting for lads? I really want Omar to survive as long as possible, I feel like Pauline wouldnt nominate him but Rob would, and I feel Rob has peaked, hes only been involved in 1 bit of drama since the start and it only lasted a few days,
kek dumbass
>pick n max (halal)
>>223658804I voted Pauline because I personally can't abide her on my tv. I swear it let me vote 6 times as well so wave bye bye.>>223658804
>>223658804I voted Pauline after the fight, but I would now switch to Rob. It was rage votes.
>>223658812Regular cola bottles have pork in them so Omar needs special pork-free ones.
Frankie's face change when Yasmin suggests Twinks spreads gossip about him
Twinks has caught Rob's monkeypox face. Too much Pauline arse licking.
>>223658812>they have a "halal fridge"Hate what they have done to this country
>people on the outside who are not witches but know how to protect mewhat did he mean by this?
Frankie's butt buddies vs. Twinks' witches.
>>223658764
>>223658906Gay Witches vs Women Witches time
>>223658155Rochelle is a classic boomer that gets angry and confused when people understand things they don't
I have to mute twinks, she's so fucking cringe
>tfw my Chat GPT edits of Charlotte with arms cause entire villages of Africans and Indians to die of thirst
/ourlad/ Sam is in
>>223658756Agreed>if you aren't fully observant of the lefty religious scriptures and doctrines, you are a heretic/infidel and will be cast out/excommunicated
First time a non-related woman has ever touched Sam's hand. Bet you he has a lob on after that.
Pauline knows. Get Omar out ASAP so Lynx can cuck him
>>223658939I hate the way Sam was making a good point and explaining it well to Rochelle and then Twinks butts the fuck in and starts lecturing, and that lost her.
Is GC gonna shake up the house more than Jedward?
>>223658999Depends on who stays I think. I think its why I want Pauline to stay it will bring more drama.
>>223658939Same here, mute or fast-forward her yapping
>>223658997Twinks is here to spread her reddit rhetoric to the ignorant peons. She must have her say.
>>223658947>sam getting lumped into the pauline/twinks/rob groupYikes, not a good look. Get away from them lad
PHWOAR!
>>223659033I hope it's a repeat of Jedward were they defied expectations and turned out to actually be based. Maybe Gemma will call Pauline a nigger.
Rochelle is hilarious
>>223659090and red pilled
Frankie the retard
>Twinks arse licks all the darkies to the extreme>they all think she wants to shag themHonestly revolting to witness
God Frankie really is gay hahaha
>P kisses Twinks and then has immediate gay panic>She has a breakdown and holds the house hostage >Sam has to work with Rob and Harry to save the others and take her down Die Hard style
lauren
hello friends
>>223659132I can't tell if most of the housemates are actual retards that believe witchcraft is real
>>223659064
it's amazing what's considered a high level intelligent conversation in the house>did you know when you use chatgpt it's like throwing away a glass of water?>just did a load of research about it yeahshut up they're repeating things they've heard and not fully understood from tiktok
I'd give it to Twinks hatefully
>it's givingFUCK YOU PAULINETHA
>>223659192same desu
>>223659192Right in her arse
>Gossiping isn't halalFlicking your bean isn't either.
>>223659147kek will start paying for itv premium or whatever if this happens
>>223659174they're religious and religious people tend to believe in that stuff, it's only a minority even historically that only believe in a strict canon and don't also go into ghosts and magic
>>223659192Hell yeah anon
>>223659192She looks like genderswapped Jeremy from Peep show
are they actually talking about frankie wankie
>>223659191Twinks literally spends all her time getting kettied up at festivals and shagging bare blacks the only research she can muster are Instagram stories from her bitch friends
Rhianna lookin hot recently, she too good for that sandnig.
frankie rage wank in the loos
AJ in the SS uniform is making me feel a kinda way...
sam is a little cuck boy that says mmm absolutely to everybody when they're complaining to him
>>223659246Fanny like a skydivers mouth
Based Sam secretly hates Pauline but is attaching to that group as he knows they'll go far.
thevoteisnowCLOSED
>>223659298He's playing both sides of the house well by cozying up to Rochelle now
>>223659192Catrin and Rihanna are far ahead of her in the queue for me
Genuinely can't call it.
>>223659249I said she's been thotting it up since Chelsey left.
Pauline 1/10 Rob 5/1
Phillip has been pretty quiet the last few days
>>223659352He's no longer favourite to win and he knows it
twinks finna shove that bottle up her vag
I want to be a girl so Twinks can stick that finger in my pussy.
I want Sam to become friends with Gemma Collins
Would you let Twinks dom you?
philip is playing rope a dope, saving his energy
Is there any explanation as to why Rob has nipple tassles with him?
>>223659414He's autistic
>>223659414zesty
>>223659401I'd let her piss on me
P is having alcohol so she can do lesbain shit and blame the booze
>>223659325>Rihanna>CatrinPOWER GAP>Twinks>RochellePOWER GAP>YasminPOWER CHASM>Pauline
omar is shit at apologising
>>223659249He's a dysgenic little rat who looks like something scraped off the back of a lorry. Shit, I'd rather have Lynx black her than that.
Harry of colour
>>223659467So would she
Rob will have an autistic freakout when he's voted out
Who the fuck is wrecking their vocal chords in the crowd like that
>>223659443I'd swap Yasmin and Pauline cos at least Pauline isn't a morbidly obese lump of somali shit.
ROB
>>223659352>>223659406He wasn't even on the show tonight
Lesbo storyline didnt save herGood attempt Pauline
third time lucky
>>223659489Pauline is for all intents and purposes a man
>>223659467Rhianna wants Lynx, i'm sure of it.
What would be worse for Rob, back door eviction or leaving to all-out boos?
Kek was favourite to win week 1, then she masked off.
she looks like she's in the matrix
>>223659531Chelsey is for all intents and purposes Jabba the Hutt
>>223659538This is why I want Omar out. I wanna see if Rhianna will fuck over her friend Chelsey.
Pauline is going full Mickey Rourke on AJ
>>223659574Why not secretly do it while Omar's still in the house?
>>223659540Leaving to boos definitely. He wouldn't be able to handle it and the interview
Feel bad for her ngl, she has issues, is deffo autistic and obviously bi, probably has to repress a lot of shit either because of her mum or the black community around herRob better give us some entertainment, hes been an annoying freak since day dot
Remember anon your obesity is not your fault
>>223659516>>223659527Get rekt, get off my TVThis year's BB just got a bit more bearable
>>223659621Rob and Pauline are prime examples of Asperger Syndrome even if they aren't outright diagnosed
CATRIN BIG TITTIES
Cor... Catrin is looking like a fine piece of crumpet tonite!
Come here anon.
P's mum looks disapproving kek
>>223659648Imagine how many black mens' anuses that finger's been up
She's acting like she's waited for this moment her entire life
Did Pauline just make a motherfucking Urkel reference!?
Who's screaming their head off?
Rob is actually straight, he's just autistic
>>223659655doesn't like the lesbian arc
>she's actually takenIs she not aware the boyfriend is a gigacuck?
>>223659732get p onboard for matrix 5
>johanne out last week>pauline out this week
screaming lunatics in the audience need to be investigated
>>223659693Browsing latest bbuk posts on X for reddit seethe but this is all anyone is talking about
>>223659769GET HER IN
>>223659732Yeah she said that two eps or so, she's "polyamorous" which we know what that means.
AJ got her fisting gloves on
Its gonna be>She enters>Show ends so we dont see the reaction>No live feed to tune into
Wooooah, Mr Vegas! Ungh!
House of Power Bottoms
Omar and Phillip got a combined 3 minutes of airtime tonight
BACK FOR MORE PISS
UNIT
why do they do thisI don't want to watch famous people
Fat cunt could barely walk up those stairs.
>>223659938THIS is Big Brother, would Rhianna please go to the hot tub, there is a whale that needs to be urinated on
>>223659969she's going in to take Sam's virginity
She looks like she's doped up on drugs
why the fuck are jedward and gc watching big brother together do they exist in some pod with other freaks and get pulled out when they need the live audience to wet themselves
Rochelle hooters
djoo noh wot
>>223659642I do love a slut in a suit.
ROChELLE NOT my WInnER
Yasmin with the annoying pointless noise as usual
>>223659969They were obviously scared for this series, it was on the chopping block, they scrapped the live stream, late and live, they were left to rot. And then the series actually turned out to be good and didnt need the celebs to bring in viewers.
>>223659969Due to ITV's current shitty funding they had to scrap the celeb version this year which was gonna be an All Stars version, so they're using the ones that agreed to it in this series.
>>223660059back to basics, hope they pull her out soon
Miss chilling with the livestreams in /bbuk/ even if they were mostly birdsong. The first ITV series was fun to watch on here since it had the most livestream
>>223660103This would be the first livestream since the Jordan series that I'd actually be interested in tuning into.
