Yeah I'm thinking we're back.
KINO
>>223674399Spider Noir died for this
Can't stand the cunt. Anyone liking him look at what he actually is, as seen in Rumble Fish.
>>223674399That's fucking based.
>>223674435Thank god. Boring shite
>>223674399This would be exciting if1. Nic Cage was still capable of giving a good performance instead of being elderly meme man2. Pizzalatte was actually a good writer and TD season 1 wasnt a complete fluke that was only good because of the plagiarism But I'll still watch it
>>223674436>RumblefishA scruffy chef?
It has to be better than season 4, right?
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT
>>223674466Does Pizza even have anything to do with new True Detective seasons?
>>223674488They pull me back IN!
>>223674466>2. Pizzalatte was actually a good writer and TD season 1 wasnt a complete fluke that was only good because of the plagiarismWhat he plagirarismed?
There's no way this could suck... r-right?
>>223674399It'll be a bait and switch with male leads coming back then be a pozzed shitshow like the last season. I just looked it up and its the same bitch who directed the last season...
>>223674399Dafoe should be his partner.
>>223674568I had hopes...Crazy how they ruined the entire show so much, that started so strong from S1.
>>223674466The truth redditors don't want to hear is that True Detective wasn't even that good. It was just original and a solid production and made people think it was actually good.
>>223674606It will be Pedro Pascal
>>223674606Crispin Glover.
>>223674399will wait to see how much involvement he has, but yeah I'm hyped
>>223674435Spider Noir died because Cage didn't sign an AI waiver for the show.
>>223674606no screen could handle that much kino.
>>223674773>hasn't seen Wild at Heart
>>223674606not enough contrast between the leads.
>>223674528Plagiarism is a stretch but the only really memorable aspects of S1 are the Thomas Ligotti esque speeches and Lovecraftian elements. Without those you get generic police procedural which is what all his other work is
>>223674399National Treasure 3 was also confirmed recently
>>223674399His partner will either be black or a woman
>>223674619Probably something to do with Pizzolatto wanting to work on other projects and the studio with the rights to it just saying "Well then we'll just get someone else to do it"
>>223674865Morgan Freeman
So how far in does this show get good?
>>223674911just skip the family parts if ur bored
>>223674813Depends on thr performance you get. They can swap being the straight man.
What if the showrunner is the same person who did Season 4 of True Detective?Untill we know who is the showrunner, who wrote it - i am skeptical.
>>223674850>lovecraftyou mean W. Chambers
>>223674911s02e01
>>223675423my nigga
>>223674399I know someone else whose schedule is free
>>223674399Hell yeah.
>>223675050I didn’t know Christopher eccelstom was in season 4, I love that guy
>>223674399Kino. I just hope they pair him with someone good.
>>223675531I could eat a peach for hours
>>223674419Kinolas cage
>>223674606M E L G I B S O NN O S B I G L E MM E L G I B S O NN O S B I G L E MM E L G I B S O NN O S B I G L E M
Extremely upsetting theyre giving the trash head of S4 another season and now were wasting Cages talents on her. Imagine of Pizzolato or the asian guy got to use someone like him. Travesty
>>223675670Yeah, KINOLESS Cage!
>>223674466How out of touch are you? Pizza hasn't been involved for since S3. Also Cage was excellent in The Surfer and solid in Pig
>>223675670based>>223675690cringe
>>223674399
>>223674633Truth is Star Wars wasn't even that good. It was just Original and a solid production and genre defining and a technological breakthrough that tricked people in to thinking it was good. Jurassic Park too.also Birth of a nation. Oh yeah JawsNigger it pretty much was the birth of prestige TV for the 2010s
>>223674486It probably will be but what's really annoying is itll be better and then Isa Lopez will get praise for making true detective better than ever when its really just slightly better than S4 and probably worse than S3 just because Cage carried it
>>223674606>>223674639you dont understand yetit will be laura linney
>>223674606>two gigahamlords chewing everything on sightTerrible idea
>>223674911S1 ep 1? Stays good until end of S3 but def drops off a bit each season
>>223675050Its already confirmed its her because she made the highest rated TD season of all time
>>223675708Jaws is the best of that bunch and all of those are in fact great theyre just bot film masterpieces but theyre still solid 7s or 8s.
>>223674606>nic cage as Dusty Mason>william defoe as Herr Loomingshadow
>>223674399Haven't watched beyond season 1 and never felt it was worth it, might give this a shot.
This better be good. The series as a whole has been disappointing since how great the first series was
>>223674466Season 2 and 3 are as good as season 1, but you, like most, didn’t understand 3.
>>223674568Yass queeenn! I hope this time Sabrina Carpenter sings the intro theme, calling all men niggers or something. And Cage gets the sweat glands in his armpits botoxed because the lynchpin of Issa's (pbuh) brilliant criticism of the first season was that it was sweaty and just ick, we can't have that here -- this is the nig country now
>>223674606That idea is so perfect that I'm furious you said it because it will never happen
>>223676089>highest ratedRated by whom? This is an important question because females cannot be entrusted with rating stuff before they can demonstrate their knowledge of numbers by solving a puzzle involving sorting randomly scrambled numbers from highest to lowest without consulting the consensus of their peers.
>>223677169>because it will never happenLynch made it happen 35 years ago, but an old timer reunion could work if the director is daring enough.
>>223674399Nick cage as a gay noir defective? No thanks, I already watched and hated spider-noir
>>223674568Nic Cage and his partner will get shot to death in the first episode and the rest of the show is about tattooed lesbian with a buzzcut cop investigating their murders. Something something uhhhhh corruption in ICE uhhhhh something something Tuttle datacenter
>>223677206>Is it future or is it pastNeed a light?
>>223676720season 2 is okaya bit disjointed but has its moments
>>223674399>True Detective s5>National Treasure 3: Searching for Epstein (not even memeing, he literally said that's what it would take for him to come back)I've never been more bullish about Cage stock
>>223674568And there goes my interest in the show. Assuming its true.-
