>>223677887
No, it’s way less depressing and much more cool and fun irl

when he wakes up with the shakes and runs to the fridge to chug vodka, i've been in that exact scenario and it sucks. But im sober now (almost 12 hours).

Alcohol won't kill you that fast sadly
Weed will tho

>>223678968
Another good one is where he’s too shaky and uncoordinated to sign a cheque at the bank or whatever it is, so he has to run off to a bar to get his fix. Alcohol withdrawal means even basic actions like writing become impossible.

>OnlyLoseMeLegs

>>223680528
>OnlyLoseMeLife

>>223680310
Fuck the devil's lettuce

boring F stream tonight. we're not getting that content from other night

>>223680310
Wrong.

>>223681907
he at least realizes how utterly fucked up those nights were and is trying not to repeat them.

>>223682017
smug mode

Drinking seems like a shit drug to kill yourself with. At least go for stimulants or opioids if you already decided you don't want to live

Yeah when it comes to destroying your life alcohol seems like a pretty fast way to do it.

>>223680310
>Weed will tho
Lol how does weed kill.?

I miss my sober son

>figure it out
>you're poor
>Becs tacos are fire food
>I'm awesome
>I'm dry food
>I didn't say it
>die in a fire
What are the other catch phrases? I'm struggling

>>223682517
it's okay to die a little bit

give me beef jerky or some shit

>>223682536
Oh, and I didn't want to list the n-person word and all the variants he says because of the you know whats. But the n-person spamming has to be on the list. He used to say
>6 foot 7 foot 8 foot NWORD
a lot and it was always funny because of the absurdity

dont die dood i didnt say nigger niger

>>223680310
kek

I'm sober now after being a massive alcoholic for like 15+ years.

That said my life in a precarious position right now and if things dont work out his movie is my Plan B.
I can have plenty of fun with $80k and drink myself to death.

>>223680310
ive been smoking weed every day for the last 11 years and I am still a functioning and employeed adult. I also have a very large penis which helps me to feel good about myself and when im high on weed I stick my penis in my gfs vagina and it feels amazing. Drunks wouldn't be able to get hard and would just piss themselves and pass out but I get to slip my baddie a fatty (penis).

i have to get my hips replaced because of alcohol, learned this in a hospital after i nearly starved to death earlier this year thanks to norovirus or something and got some significant nerve damage in my fingers, i can't really play guitar but its slowly improving. in that time i somehow lost the ability to walk, i use a walker atm but was in a wheelchair for a few months

to all the alckies out there, vitamins and nutrients are critical
all of this happened to me in the span of like a few weeks, i was drinking for almost a solid decade though
luckily my liver is fine and i should recover my finger dexterity, very slowly

you'll be functional and relatively healthy until all of a sudden you're not. i'm lucky i had friends who gave enough of a shit to get me to a hospital otherwise i wouldve gone full wet brain (they caught me early enough to where the damage wasn't permanent)

i'm impressed blade is still going, never did i think i'd be sober before blade was lol

>>223682297
This. Methamphetamine is the best drug to abuse and kill yourself with. If you do it long term it WILL give you a heart attack in your 40s. You will not see old age. But the amount of things you can accomplish on methamphetamine will be worth 10 lifetimes of accomplishments.

>>223682517
>nword

alcoholics always astound me, i stole one of my dads beers when i was a kid, took one sip, and spat that shit out. I have no idea how anyone can get addicted to that bitter crap