A man has died after being attacked by a tiger at a zoo in Doncaster.He reportedly jumped into the enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park on Saturday afternoon, with witnesses telling local media that they had heard shots being fired and the tiger “had him by the neck”.Footage shared on social media showed the man, wearing a black jumper, sitting on the ground of the enclosure as the tiger bit his chest and attempted to claw at his legs.Emergency services attended the scene, but the victim was pronounced dead at the site. He has not yet been named.The park was evacuated shortly after the incident and the site will remain closed for at least the rest of the weekend. A black screen has been put up around the enclosure.South Yorkshire Police said it had received reports of a man entering the enclosure at 1.35pm, before being “subsequently attacked” by the tiger. The animal was uninjured and remained inside the pen after the incident.
currently looking for the full video of the death bite/munching him when hes deadwill make a new thread if found after tranny deletes this onehappy caturday!
OP is an Indian who got banned from /pol/ for spamming this thread over there too. The video is AI generated.
>>223678702It's real, faggot
>>223678678>jumped into the enclosurefor what purpose?
>*tiger busts out the MP Sauce*
>>223678780We don't sign our posts here
>>223678806i know you are but what am i
>>223678793fucking retards that have no sense and think the giant intelligent predator trapped in the enclosure surrounded by stares it can feel is going to purr at it like a kitten when one of the creatures that constantly taunts it and makes it feel trapped and uncomfortable is within claw's reach>>223678806fucking kek
>>223678699>>223678678Wow. Shocked it wasn't a jeet. That is very jeet coded actions.
>>223678699>currently looking for the full video of the death bite/munching him when hes dead>will make a new thread if found after tranny deletes this one>happy caturday!Imagine being this sad dude and trying this hard to find a video of a man dying horribly.
>>223678699obviously AI
>>223678829It's probably Pete Hegseth taking a break from gooning to troops.
>>223678678>>223678699Was it autism?
>>223678819FUCK FUCK FUCK I DONT HAVE A COUNTER FOR THIS ONE GODDAMNIT FORGIVE ME SENSEI
Getting eaten alive by a tiger would hurt
>>223678678>>223678699Kek wypipo be genociding themselves now
Story is real. Video looks off. Not sure about it. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/10/man-suffers-serious-injury-after-jumping-into-zoo-tiger-enclosure
>>223678854It wouldn't be Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
>>223678678>claw hand>that kicknigga's cervical vertebrae is already severedI really hope that they don't euthanize the tiger for this kind of thing.
>>223678829don't be such a pussy, anon
>>223678829>trying this hard to find a video of a man dying horriblyGo back to TikTok, zooming.
>>223678848apparently he had special needs so maybe. sad, if so
>>223678860Very Jeet coded. Wonder if he was a christian? Can anyone confirm if the videos are legit?
Why did the dumb bloke jump into the enclosure. Anyways reminds me how brits used to be some of the most soulful people on the planet
>>223678852>he's not proficient in "nani nani booboo" style
>>223678866Video doesn't look off at all, it's just shit quality
>>223678883it's not AI NEGROES just say that to things clearly not AI for the lulz
>>223678699I like how the finger wagging almost worked, the tiger reacted to it like a little kitty. Maybe he should have finger wagged more.But cats are totally fucked up. Even small ones. I once got my vein slashed across by a regular ass housecat, I still have a scar. Even a small housecat can kill you by slashing a vein and if you're retarded you'll bleed to death.
>>223678888>>223678883Possibly this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_in_the_lions'_den
>>223678868>I really hope that they don't euthanize the tiger for this kind of thing.This. It's just doing tiger things.
>dat tigah went TIGAH !
>>223678827Modern jeets owe their cultural identity to brits. >>223678829Wanting to see the video doesnt necessarily imply you are pleasured by visual scene of the man dying. Its interesting really like watching that mudslide in Tibet the other week
>>223678829>a man dying horribly.he was a retard and almost got the big kitty harambe'd with his retarded actions.
>>223678868>I really hope they don't euthanize the tigerWhen a zoo animal injuries or kills a human it's always euthanized per protocol. You can think it's wrong, but that's how it is.
>>223678909>>223678868Yes, I'm honestly giving the tiger a thumb's up for this. Once you enter their domain you're fair game. This would be like a mouse came into a domestic cat enclosure, and got right up in its face. To the tiger, we're just giant mice.
Shame they'll probably have to put the tiger down because of some drunken retard
>>223678907True facts. Got a three year old kitty who Jason Vorheed'd my hand because I held him wrong. He's the sweetest cat ever, but he has to be held in a certain way or bloodshed happens.
>no visble blood or scratches This is obviously AI
>>223678880More like nothing of value was lost>>223678868Same, I dont mind euthanizing a wild predator that ambushes and kills a hiker that didnt provoke but a caged animal is different
>man kills himself by tiger>half the thread: THIS IS AI SLOP SAAAARS DO THE NEEDFUL>the other half: it was a CHRISTIAN and SOULFUL thing he did that man !!! I SAY !the fuck is wrong with you retards?
I'm thinking schizo, since he points his finger in anger and shouts at the tiger. A sane person would know it doesn't know English or verbal commands. He looks actually angry that tiger isn't playing along to whatever fantasy he had imagined.
>>223678939nah he's ok
>>223678678>>223678699oi m8, you got a loicense for maulin' me, huh?
>>223678928>To the tiger, we're just giant mice.Yup. And for house cats, they think we're also cats.That experiment revealed that kitties add cats ears to us in their minds.
>>223678953Schizos learn about something in the bible then try to play it out. It's why they incorporate satan and demons into their thought a lot.
>>223678969doesn't mean they won't do it later
>>223678944NEGRO the video is like what, 20 seconds?
>>223678868>>223678925>>223678939But why? It's a wild fucking animal doing wild animal things.
>>223678987That kid that jumped in the gorilla enclosure didnt read that in the Bible. He is just an idiot.
>>223678953First it is was the brownification of /pol/ then it was brownoid schizophrenics mindraping zoomers who are brown brained even when they're white.
>>223678969Imagine being a relative of a man so profoundly retarded that when he gets mauled to death, people just write it off as natural selection and are more concerned for the safety of the animal.
>>223678678europoors are so fuckin stupid
>>223679004Habituation to the taste of human flesh/losing fear of humans means it might go after zookeepers next
>>223678972Geg
>>223678944His behavior both seems real and fake im 50 50 on this>>223678953Sorry some of us admire the soulful a ts of humans
>>223678983Funny thing si that big cats do a lot of the same behaviors as small domestic cats, just scaled up.
>>223679025Fug 'em, they should have put him on a chain leash. Ironic.
>>223679004Because it has a taste for human meat now you dumb fuck
>>223679032But why don't they go for zookeepers in the first place then?
>>223678944Humans aren't just blood bags, and they don't immediately gib like in video games. The bites are to the back of the neck, rather than say his arteries. His spine got severed.
England is literally faggot capital of europe, it was 100% some furfag who looked at videos of women who own tigers snuggling up with them and his intrusive thoughts took over.
>>223678969Makes sense they wouldn't kill it since tigers are not exactly overpopulated and are a highly protected species, youd have way more people upset if you killed it actually
>>223679044Yeah if felis silvestris catus were considerably larger, they might kill a few. Or not, I mean, cheetahs kill no one except when they're stressed in captivity.
>>223679004Putting aside scientific shit for a moment, it's also for placating relatives of the deceased. If you leave it alive, the "problem isn't solved" and they'll bitch and moan and are more likely to take you to court.
>>223679031Bongs are a different breed from other Yrpoors as well. It's all all the worst yrpoor tendencies but also white trash retardation.
There was a retard recently who pushed a three year old into a crocodile enclosure. People really need to keep an eye on their retards or stop bringing them to zoos.
>>223679044No desire to be a dick to your comment but thats an interesting fact up to the age of maybe 14
>>223679062None of this makes sense.
>>223678678I'm in favor of animal, I've also been a vegetarian for 5 years, and I think the tiger should be shot.I mean, animals must be loved and protected but those that kill a human willingly must die.
>>223679076Yeah but at least they're white. other euros are brown as fuck and even dumber.
>>223679075It's stupid crap like that which will cause retarded bongs to fully imprison tigers in concrete cells.
>tv news explaining that they won't put down the tiger because he's from an almos extinct species with only 500 animals on the wildtop fucking kek, it can kill dozen of children if it wants to and get away with it
>>223679056They've got much better procedures for handling the animals, plus some of them have probably been around the animals since they were very little so they have a closer relationship than some random running up in their enclosure
>>223679093rare UK W
>>223678678The tiger is fucked now. They can't keep it in a zoo safely any more and its probably so used to being fed that it can't live in the wild.
>>223678829Original entertainment is tough to find these days. I often find myself seeking out degenerate content in my need to get experience something new.
>>223679089It's a fucking wild animal. Do you think other tigers don't eat you because they believe murder is immoral?
>>223679031Why do we Americans have to hate on euros and vice versa? Neither of us are perfect people and both of our leadership and governments and laws are deeply flawed but as a greater people we have a lot in common with our pursuits in life. We should stop jumping to hate and align in hating on most third worlders, Indians, Arabs, and a few gooks (most are okay)
>>223679093How very jew coded
>>223678699that tiger isn't even that big, I could easily take it in a fight
>>223678699>dazed after a finger wagso fake. only one video source too, as usual.
>>223678854For you.
>>223679062I would rather meet a tiger than a woman.
>>223679091That's mostly southern Europe. Other parts are overran with lal kinds of brownoid illegals but there's not that much intermixing going on, which is surprising considering that Euros are usually ten times ahead on everything liberal. But a "euromutt" us yet to materialize as a substantial group outside of Bongistan where there are actually plenty of those.
>>223679092It's the zoo's fault for not depositing it into one of the anonymous public tiger bins.
>>223678829It's actually important as a public service, like that dude who got thrown by the buffalo. People need to learn to admire nature from a fucking distance because it can and will fuck your shit up
>>223679093Holy based, human clitties leaking
>>223679093While tragic, it is of no fault of its own. Maybe make the enclosure more difficult and keep some bean bag shotgun rounds around.
>>223678854>>223679136>if i put you in that tiger enclosure would you die?>it would be extremely painful >you're a bong guy>FOR YOU
>>223679114>its probably so used to being fed that it can't live in the wildIt's a predator. If it can't survive unless it's literally handed already dead food, it dying is just evolution working as intended.
>>223679093Fair
>>223679121I know what tigers do but when the tiger actually does it, the tiger must die.Those are the rules.
>>223679148heh>Bin that toigah!
I like how it's impossible to tell if the guy is a protester, a retard or a junkie
>>223679207A zoomer
>>223678699Guy looks mentally ill. An in an actual schizophrenic
>>223679093Based beyond words. If I go to that zoo I'm going to salute that tiger for taking out the trash.
>>223678960The weirdest part is chastising the tiger seems to work, at least for a little while. It’s like >oh shit, sorry. I didn’t know
>>223678699He should have tried punching it. Some animals back off at the slighest pushback
It's like those assholes that kill themselves by jumping in front of trucks. You can't just kill yourself on your own? You need to involve others? Selfish twat.
>>223679261Cats dislike eye contact in those situations, they'd rather take you by surprise. Then other cats like mountain lions tend to attack when you're looking at them because they think "OH now I MUST kill!"Cats are weird, awesome creatures.
>>223679302Maybe the tiger liked his flesh
>>223679302He wasnt suicidal, he wanted a funny video. Hence the finger wagging trying to maintain a playful frame and demeanor despite his dangerous circumstance.
This is the final form of toxoplasmosis. In a similar fashion to cordyceps it takes control of your body and then leads to you to a place where you can be fed to the biggest cat around.
>>223678699That dumbass should have worn a AFA ( Animal fighting armor),once you protect your vulnerable parts ( Head, stomach, etc) You can kick any animal's ass.
>>223678678The live action Tigger movie is looking wild
Where’s the full video
>>223679346I remember max x had an episode about this guy. He gets hit by a log on a swing, right?
this just makes me appreciate tigers even more. cats (of all sizes) are so cool. yes, i do have toxoplasmosis... how did you possibly know?
>>223679093if those dozens of children violate the NAP then yes
Jesus fucking christimagine this happening to you
>>223678678The way he tries telling the the tiger off like he can talk it out of the attack reminds me of Treadwell. Similarly deluded
Many years ago, I had an orange cat, one of the best. One day he noticed that I was resting on my stomach because my back was ultra messed up, so he jumped on it and kneaded it for a while without using his claws, and he fixed my back.Love you, bro, wherever you are.(he died at home comfy)
>>223678678IMPORTANT NOTICE:NEVER. TURN. YOUR. BACK. ON. A. BIG. CAT.RULE NUMBER FUCKING 1 PEOPLE. IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY. REMEMBER IT.
>>223679447I've been on /gif/ enough to not underestimate any animal and/or especially humans.
>>223679493Based feline owner! Its easy for accidents to happen like with pokimane and her cat jumping off the balcony because the cleaners left the door open.
>>223679118Cenobite tentacles typed this
>>223679535I got a gray tabby who is three years old that uses an older orange tabby for a pillow/bed. He's always loved him. When he was a tiny kitten he saw the other cat and instantly bonded with him.
>>223679425
>>223679025>people just write it off as natural selection and are more concerned for the safety of the animal.That's the normal response.>>223679447It can't happen to since I'm not dumb enough to jump into a enclosure with tigers.
At the risk of getting banned again (despite never knowing the past thread had nothing to do with /tv/) I'll assume that tiger was avenging what happened to ANOTHER tiger in 2024.With that said carry on with your predictable jewish defensive patronizing...
how are they still designing zoo enclosures so kids and mentals can just hop on in there if they feel like it?
Was it a retard?
>>223679711>Why can't we suffocate tigers in concrete slabs?!
>Americans be livestreamin executions and Brits be throwing men into pits with lions
>>223679093tbf, the mong walked into *his* house.He broke the non aggression principle.Get off the tiger's back.
>>223679122I don't have shit in common with them, they're soulless walking corpses in expired cultures. I'm white but I feel more kinship and appreciation for locals anywhere in Asia compared to UK/France/Germany/Italy. Maybe the eastern yuros are OK I've never been.
>>223679494The whole indian subcontinent disagrees. I would trust them to know since, you know, they have lived with tigers forever
>>223679727Build a chain link fence. What difference does it make?
>>223678793What, was it meowing or something?
>>223678699It doesn't even seem that interested in killing him, it had him dead to rights with the very first bite but it semeed more like probing. He definitely has some damage, it'a still a fucking tiger, but I don't think what's in the video is what killed him. He can still move his body pretty well, while if that tiger did a proper bite he would have his neck crushed right then and there.It's probably extremely confused as to why there is a guy sitting in his territory doing some really fucking weird things and because he kept acting weird it eventually killed him because weird things are dangerous.
>>223679777Chain link? You don't have a cat, do you?It'd climb on out.
>>223678987There's no tigers in the Bible retard.
>>223679789The animals are presumably in some kind of pit. The fence would be to stop retards jumping in.
Reminds me of that Stanhope joke about sea worldKiller Closer
>>223679806Tigers can jump more than 20ft high. Vertically.
>>223679745>that one guy fighting the giraffe while everyone else is getting ripped apart by lions and gorillas.
>>223679826So how are the not jumping over the waist high barrier, that a human being is able to vault over?Think.
>>223678699poor zoomer bastard probably saw picture related a few times and thought it would work in real life
>>223678678>>223678699I would've heemed that thing.
>>223679842>So how are the not jumping over the waist high barrier, that a human being is able to vault over?Grok, what does this riddle mean?
there's a weird pattern in the yookay beginning to form
>>223678678Would the tiger even know to snap his neck like a wild one would? They probably just throw a pile of meat in it's cage every day.
>>223679860literally look at the footage.The tigers are down below, and people are able to see them over a waist high barrier.
>>223679867Its genetic memory. Its how cubs learn by playing.
>>223679862unironically, the fact that it happened twice is weird, and I wonder if it's ritualistic.
>>223679867No, it's playing with him like a kitten. Seems young as well. It's not trying to kill him. If it were a wild tiger, he'd be dead in less than a second.
>>223679791>There's no tigers in the Bible retard.You're not thinking like a schizo would. They wouldn't see the distinction.
>>223679133i literally heard it announced on the radio earlier todayvideo looks real too
>A witness claimed the man, who had a mobile phone and was wearing Apple Airpods, appeared to “psyche himself up” by doing a “dance” in the spectator area before entering the enclosure.>https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40643938/tiger-mauls-man-death-families-wildlife-park/
>>223679867They throw a live goat in with the tiger every couple of days.
>Indian Tiger>kills english timmy Art.
>>223678969Harambe didn't die for nothing.
>>223679867It probably has an intuitive idea that's what it's supposed to do, just like humans generally realize their throats are a weak spot and need to be protected, hence the intuitive defense position is being curled up with hands covering your head. Practical application might have mixed results though as it probably never had an occassion to do it itself so it's basically it's first hunt aside from play. That might explain why it seems to be so confused and unsure as to what to do.
>>223679903oh man, it's even dumber than imagined: some kind of social media prank? He thought he was gonna get the epic upboats for tiktok?
>>223679862if i remember correctly that was a local retard who escaped his handlers and tossed the kid inbased on this guy's use of hand gestures >>223678699 it looks like he's trying to do makaton (a form of sign language for the mentally challenged). so i'd pin it on retards
>>223679871Your post was not English, saar.
>>223679903>The animal is not set to be put down. >Altai was born in Norwegian zoo Dyreparken and arrived in Yorkshire aged three last February as part of the European Endangered Species Programme.>He was brought to the park to mate with their only other tiger, a female Siberian called Tschuna. >Charlotte MacDonald, director of animals, said at the time of Altai’s arrival: “We are thrilled to welcome Altai. He is a beautiful, huge cat and very calm and receptive.”>Altai’s previous keeper, Even Grønnerø, said: “Altai is a nice and calm tiger. He loves his training, eating and especially enjoys playing in the water outside.”IT'S NOT PUT DOWN BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO FUCK AND BREED
I'm frankly surprised there is still a country called England.
>>223679920It was a Siberian tiger that was born in Norway. You lose again poo poo man.
>>223678678>>223678699Wait, are tigers really this weak? Lmao. I actually lift unlike this beta euro faggot. I could easily overpower one of this animal niggers.
>>223679949There was a minor typo. It's obviously supposed to say "they" and not "the".Moron.
>>223679959It's not actually fighting him.
>>223679959Its playing with him. There is literally a video on gif of one picking up an Indian and taking him away.
>>223679959Go there next weekend and prove it, fucking pussy. They won't be expecting someone to do it again so their guard will be down and you should be able to get over the fence no problem.
>>223679967>I made a mess of a post that was a sentence fragment>this is YOUR faultYour neighbors must love you.
Zoomers are mindbroken by AI. Vid is obviously real. For the many retards confused by his and the tiger's behavior, he's trying to get it to back down by standing his ground and asserting dominance. Same thing you're supposed to do against black bears. It's working for a moment because the tiger was only halfheartedly mauling him, possibly playing, and because he did manage to confuse it.
>>223678678>jumped into the enclosureRetard, the only tragedy here is that they probably killed the tiger.
>>223679346>>223679389Troy Hurbutroise, an internet legend. he unfortunately died a few years ago, but he was known about since the 90s.he funded his experiments himself, putting hundreds of thousands into them, convinced he could change bear studying and later made a military armour suit a bit like in halo.he also developed bomb/fire-protective pads for use on military vehicles, and an strange kind of xray machine.keep in mind he was just a dude in rural canada.
>>223678868The reason they euthanize the animals is because, at least for predators, once they've tasted a human, they'll keep wanting to eat humans. Which is obviously super dangerous for the handlers.
>>223679785>It's probably extremely confused as to why there is a guy sitting in his territory doing some really fucking weird things and because he kept acting weird it eventually killed him because weird things are dangerous.Dieses^
tigers aren't native to england. perhaps it was a quail?
>>223679992If you had a high IQ, you would have been able to figure it out.
>>223678960talk to it like a dog, show confidence and it can stop some animals.
>>223679118you should probably take steps to control your intrusive thoughts before you end up dead or in jail.
>>223679997I wonder what his survival chances were. If he was able to stand up, get big and loud, and back off, maybe that would've bought enough time
>>223680055>my gibberish is actually word-kinohaha!
>>223678678>black screen has been put up around the enclosure.Damn, where can I get screen that big?
>>223680012Rip, Troy. He walked the walk. Some for of portable sphere that could be carried in a backpack would be useful.
>>223680089you're quite upset about this
>>223678829>man dying horribly.He didn't die, he killed himself.
>>223679955Russia finally attacked.
>>223680108HAHA!
>>223679162>dude who got thrown by the buffaloThat one was hillarious though, guy was playing peekaboo and then joined space program for a while. He was ultimately unharmed which is impressive for man of his age.
So what’s the protocol when faced with a tiger? Try and remain upright and punch and kick it? Scream in its face and make yourself look big?
>>223680059Maybe if he'd managed to smack it really hard with a rock or something it might've gotten spooked enough to back down. Don't see any other way he could've bought enough time to escape.
>>223680162Don't turn your back, get large and yell. If it attacks, go for its eyes, if you're fast enough, then pray that real man with a gun and good aim is nearby. Protip: most people aren't fast enough.
>>223680162Generally with ambush predators like big cats yeah, get big, be loud, and throw things. If it gets the idea you're not a sure kill it'll probably leave you alone but that's kind of difficult in an enclosure where it would feel cornered
Every tiger/lion zoo enclosure that I've seen is a large cage with bars over the top. I'm guessing this because >1. Tigers can jump really fucking high and>2. People can be suicidal/retardedWhat are you bongs doing over there?
>>223680058>you'll end up dead or in jail if you watch death videos You're just an absolute retard.
>>223680162Jump around and scream. No idea if that would do anything but you might as well try, considering the alternative is dying.
>>223678699>"bro! Bro, stop! Broooo what the fuck!"Webms you can hear
>>223679093Based tiger.
>>223678678Tiger vs people kino coming through:https://youtu.be/76Ygxcjnoxk
>>223678972>oh why, good sir, I actually do>oh
>>223680234>>223680162Jump on its back and hold on. It cant bite what it cant reach!
>>223679004Because now it can consider humans to be prey. Retard made it 100x worse for caretakers at best, and at worst he killed endangered tiger.
>>223679091Is that tiktok supposed to trigger some dogwhistle?
>>223680255The zookeeper running around and finally leap-crawling over a fence because it angered a cassowary is funnier.
>>223678699>>223678678based. kek what a fucking retard
>>223679997>because he did manage to confuse ityea hand then the tiger was like>what's this fool doing?>actually idgaf>OMNOMNOM
>>223678969>nnNNNNNOOOOOOO*voicecrack* don't share the footage!retards deserve to be laughed at.
>>223679187There's a big difference between being able to take out a genetic failure human stupid enough to climb into an enclosure with a tiger unarmed and being able to stalk, ambush and kill a wild deer
>>223679949>zoomer reads something missing one letter and loses all ability to comprehend what he's reading
>>223680162Puff out your chest, jump around, scream as much as you can, get naked and throw your feces.Not sure it will help, but it will make great webms.
>>223680162backflip whilst shooting it with a pair of uzis
>>223678972WATCHIT Tigger
>>223680162Dance off
>>223679758People in India who go into country where they know tigers to be will wear sunglasses or masks on the back of their head to discourage tiger attacks because they prefer surprise ambushes.
>>223680288Works on crocodiles
>>223680350I feel so bad for you.
>>223680399it really wasn't that hard of an idea to comprehend. The enclosure should probably have a fence to stop people climbing in.
>>223678678Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I don't feel the least bit of pity for this retard, I honestly laughed as it gave him everything he asked for and deserved.
>>223679122I don't hate Euros. I don't think of yall at all until I'm reminded of your existence from videos like this. If anything I think it all stems from how offended and touchy yall get over us trying to stay connected to our ancestry. Yall need to understand that when we say "I'm German" it means "my ancestry hails from Germany" maybe save that anger for the millions of African/ Muslim migrants who show up in all of your countries and now tell you that you're not real English/ French/ German, etc
>>223679447I imagined I performed a triple german suplex on the tiger. And after that, he tapped out and we became fast friends. And we'd cruise around town drinking and picking up chicks and screaming at bums. He was a total bro.
>>223680255River was a selfish idiot who got a wonderful creature killed. That retard cop should have taken that extra time he was taking to shoot the tiger in its legsDumb bastards all around. Fuck.
>>223680462The confused party is you, bud. Just, walk away. Go watch some kinos. I know more about animals than most zookeepers.
>>223678678He wanted to die but dragged a tiger into? Limp wristed hand talking to an ANIMAL. Was he jabbed up? Kino for UK these days, but not replacing Grizzly Man.
>>223680525>shoot the tiger in its legsThey'd have put him down after that. Also, I think the cop felt bad after shooting it.
>>223680542So why isn't there a fence?
I came here to see the following two posts and I didn't see them:>if I was in that enclosure on that day, lets just say it wouldn't have gone down that wayAND>I wouldn't say a single word to the tiger. I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what no one did.
>>223678678>>223678699vaxx status?
Dawww he jus playin
>>223680570You want to start over? Fine.There is a fence, if you'd look. Honestly, you have a good one.
>>223680570It does have a fence. He climbed in via a viewing platform above the enclosure. You can see it in the Sun article somebody posted further up the page.
>>223680560Fuck that retard cop. A tiger can easily survive a 9mm bullet to its legs. There's a reason why hunters don't hunt with 9mm Glock pieces of crap.
>>223680288Cats have a floating collarbone and can twist around, that won't help you.
>>223680089>gibberish>word-kinoThere's that zoomerbrain in action. Stay away from zoos
>>223680496>Yall need to understand that when we say "I'm German" it means "my ancestry hails from Germany"Literally no one but Americans does this. When anyone else says "I'm XYZ" then they're referring to the country they grew up in, and even then, when some Turk says they're from Germany, people will see them as Turkish German, and not fully German. You won't see a German, whose great great grandfather was Chinese, go "I'm Chinese". You're just larping so you can feel better. It's this weird US-exclusive logic where you people will simultaneously go "USA! USA! USA! like Homer Simpson, but also claim you're 1000% Prussian. Stop it. You're American. Always will be.
>>223678678Climate freaks are just letting people die because of their obsession with animal worship
>>223680647Love you too, projecting retard. :)At least you preserved your izzat.
>>223680612yeah, but why isn't there a fence to stop people jumping in? The people are on an elevated platform.
>>223680661boo hoo some idiot dies by tiger boo hoo
>>223680681Oddly enough, the entire planet isn't retard-proofed. And if it was, smarter people would not be able to see and enjoy the tiger.I suppose bulletproof glass might be called for.
>>223680679that's another guy, btw.
>>223679114Its England not USA. They let Muslims and literal Africans in to take over.
>>223680696A lunatic threw a kid to some crocodiles a few months ago. It's a legitimate question. Why isn't there a fence?
>>223680695Is that why you guys killed Charlie Kirk in front of the world ?
>>223680715Two people have already replied and informed you that there is, in fact, a fence, Prandeep.I'm being trolled aren't I?
>>223680660Cope from people who don't have genetics to be proud of.
>>223680721Charlie's assassin was a confirmed RWer
>>223680661>>223680721rope yourself already falseflagging troon
>>223680732why isn't there a fence to stop people throwing kids in?I honestly don't know why you're struggling with this as an idea.
>>223680752Charlie was killed by the gay lover of a transfreak named Tyler Robinson.
>>223680774You mean a NET? The words you need to use are "net" or "cage."
>>223680752Removed Wiener?
>>223678678So a white man doesn't get to live but the black kid does? Why didn't they shoot the tiger? Climate freaks are putting animals over people.
>>223680808literally any of those things.
>>223680821The answer is that when they designed the zoo, the architects had no idea people would become so stupid as to hop a tiger fence. Bulletproof glass is another option.
>comfy caturday mauling thread>turns into politicsRangeban all jeets and IP ban all redditors from the site, please. Thank you hiroshimoot.
>>223680847I think these exchanges were rather mild, anon.Cute kitty!
>>223680679>Love you too,A real live girl on 4chan?
>>223680878haha no just someone who isn't angry.
>>223678699That squinting his eyes look he's doing at the end here, I can only assume it's in reaction to the smell of his piss and shit filling his pants. That's probably the only reason the tiger hesitates there for a moment.
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>>223680942lol
>>223678837i thought so as well, but check news sites, its real. (or the news sites fell for it)
>>223678908No wonder he was unharmed, he was thrown into a den of gay lions... or at least some weird polycule...I think that one in the left background might be a girl.
>>223678678Is it one of those vorefreaks? That was the first thing that came to my mind when I read that he jumped into the enclosure.
>Jamie, pull that shit up>you know if you think about it we’re not that different from tigers
>>223680162Tame it and ride it like He-Man
>>223680721lolwut?
