Why didn’t he get on the door
>>223680016The limitation wasn't space, it was buoyancy.
>>223680016it would have capsized, you stupid asshole
>>223680016Have you ever tried floating on one of those big styrofoam plaques on a swimming pool? One person (child, since they're made for kids) can float on it just fine but put two kids on top and it starts sinking a bit.>so what? both can just get a little wetIn probably sub-zero temperatures, staying wet constantly like that would give you frostbite. Both would literally freeze to death due to the water.>>223680115And it would have (probably) capsized.
>>223680016The real reason is that the narrative needed a way for the rich girl to not actually end up with the poor ghetto trash because it's not like she would have moved in with him or anything. She got to rebel against her family for a little bit and have fun with a charming poor person, but then it would be back to business afterwords.
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>>223680304did you just try to prove him wrong with an ai generated image
>>223680304Does this btfo every titanic thread every posted on 4chan?
>>223680322...wrong?
>>223680016Fucking bitch
>>223680304>>223680322Even in the sloppa image it shows how she would be at least partially submerged in the water and die of hypothermia like everyone else.
>>223680333>Does this btfo every titanic thread every posted on 4chan?its AI. a door that size wouldn't have enough buoyancy to carry two people. it also becomes incredibly difficult to balance on. and you have to do all of this in pitch darkness, while being in water so cold it is actively killing you.
>>223680016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVgkvaDHmtomythbusters did this>>223680304>ai slopretard kys
>>223680304kys bro
>>223680322Well I'm not about to take a door off the hinges and ride it in the pool just to be told it doesnt count because the density is different.
If you guys don't like it go buy the fuckin prop and take a swim assholes
Dicking around with positioning woulda led to Rose getting hypothermia faster, and they would both die. Jack lost by being a gambler.
>>223680016>Why didn’t he get on the doorBuoyancyBalanceNorth Atlantic water temperatures.
>>223680016Jack wanted to freeze to death, imagine having to live with rose for the rest of your life i'd choose being a popsicle over that bitch any time.
>>223680304You see how she’s out of the watcher by herself and they’re semi submerged together? That’s the point so that Rose would be drier out of the freezing sea water.
>>223680744then just stand on the door numbnuts
>>223680016Because the door would become so overly populated that it would tip over and capsize.
>>223680016why didn't they just get on the iceberg?
why didn't they just pick up the boat and push it somewhere else?
>>223680768I'm glad we live in a meritocracy and only the most intelligent lead us.
>>223680826it's a representative democracy so you gotta have some complete retards in there
>>223680822Better yet, why not just push the iceberg out of the way instead of hitting it?
>>223680875no that's a stupid ideamy idea will put hair on your chest
They tested it on Mythbusters, the door couldn’t hold two people above water unless you put floats under it
>>223680016It was in the script.
>>223680304>>223680322obvious samefag
>just hang out in waterlogged clothes in the middle of the ocean at night
>>223680970That's what Ruth did
>>223680068
why didn't they go through the door and leave the ocean
>>223681670>I'd rather be his door, than your window!
Anyway, here's Kate Winslet from Dark Season in 1991 when she was a real chubster
>>223680393>>223680402>>223680405>AI literally gets the physics right and proves him wrong>nooo it’s slopThis is what happens when you techbros fail basic high school physics. People already are naturally buoyant, that’s why you have to fucking weigh them down. When you add wood to the mix the system is even more buoyant. the problem was the ice water all along. Dumb faggot
>>223680304this guy is a fat fuck you retard.
wageslaves on the weekend make 4chan cringe
>>223680402them tying the life preserver under the door on mythbusters makes that whole test fucking stupid. Testing something that actually happened in the movie makes sense. Adding other variables that don't exist is stupid. It's the same as saying Jack could have just found other shit to grab onto, it's an outside variable that makes no sense for the test. It should only include 2 people and a door, nothing else.
>>223682778That's not very scientifically minded, and certainly bad television.
>>223680016why didnt he push off the whoreget on the dooreverybody walk the dinosaur
>>223682756What are you gonna do? Fire m
>>223682151Pretty little slam piggy
>>223680016He was thinking about the child support
>>223680016she should've paddled over to all the dead floating bodies so jack could tie them together and climb on top
>>223680016So Rose could marry her rich fiancee.
>>223680304Is this that SUPER INTELLIGENCE that needs entire rivers diverted to its multimile long cpu centers to stop it drom overheating that I've been hearing so much about?
>>223682716So is the woman.
>>223684717that water becomes steam, which then powers turbines, which power the computers. It's like INFINITE energy! We did it! We found a way! UNLIMITED POWER!!
>>223680016I would've shot them both
>>223680016On the real Titanic the survivors launched their boats early when they were only at like half their rated capacity. And when people tried to swim over to their boats they beat them with oars until they drowned.One lifeboat went back for survivors after transferring most of its passengers to the other half-empty boats, but by the time it went back everyone was already dying of hypothermia.The boats were rated to hold 1,178 people, a conservative estimate, they could have held more. Only 711 actually survived.2 of the 20 boats failed to launch at all because they were too busy dividing everyone into women and children first and then struggling to get the fucking women and children to actually get on the boats because they were too scared to step onto boats hovering 90 ft in the air.
>>223680016>>223680304Pointless excersise when they could just have found another door and avoided this problem completely
>>223680926myth blobbed
They literally reenacted it with freezing cold water and James Cameron watchingThe conclusion was that they'd have to both kneel on itBut the water was so cold that the probability they'd work this out between them and then survive is quite low
>>223680034It's the dumbest meme ever because everyone pretends they didn't watch the scene or maybe they were all on their phones
>>223680322>>223680402>>223680405>>223684717and here I thought /tv/ wasn't invaded by trannies
What about water?
>>223688156shut the fuck up shitskin
>>223680304Even the AI knew they'd sink. Just look at the water levels.
Most of these arguments forgot to mention that he was soaking wet and the temperature was almost freezing.
>>223680304Those people are fat though, early 20th c euros were skinny
>>223682151I preferred her fat than skinny with deflated tits.
I once told a woman(friend's GF) that I think "women and children first" is a meme and that it should be "children first then draw lots" and she looked at me like I'd just proposed raping her. >>223688233So was she, dipshit. Which is what cretinous no-nothings like >>223688198 >>223680744 can't seem to grasp - once you're wet in those conditions you're done for, whether you're in the water or out of it, you're not going to get dry again in the open ocean, the clock started running the moment you got soaked and you either get rescued or you don't. The point of getting up onto something with buoyancy is so that it will allow you to float even once the hypothermia fully sets in and you can't counteract your waterlogged clothing with active swimming anymore.There is no scenario misandrist holes can device in which Rose isn't a selfish cunt hogging something that could have saved them both. Her status as a selfish cunt is further cemented by choosing to throw the jewel into the ocean rather than leave it to her children, and the fact she drifts off imaging the dumb smelly working class potatonigger who once shagged her on a holiday instead of her literal husband of decades or even her own children.
>>223680322super intelligence*
>>223681670this man is seeing past the veil
>>223680016Have you ever tried getting back into a boat after going over?Now imagine it's a wooden plank and you're shuddering to death.
>>223680402>picUgly spic
>>223680374Are you... citing an image model's understanding of buoyancy? Y-Y-Yikes! 4chan does that now? Oh yeah, 4chan does that now.
>>223690098He's saying even the AI agrees with that was depicted in the movie
>>223690669what if it showed them floating above the water
>>223690726I don't need to imagine what-ifs. Some retard tried to refute something and was dumb enough to share what strengthens his opponent's argument instead.
>>223680016because it's a movie you little faggot, not real life
>>223680304>not in the freezing water>in the freezing water ( x3 )
>>223690798what if you did imagine though
>>223690953I'd rather imagine dragons
>>223690976I'm waking up, to ash and dustI wipe my ass and I slap my nuts
>>223682778They did that to see how it could work. They already tested earlier in the episode that the door was not buoyant enough. They always do that, they will test the myth and if it's busted they try to see what would be needed for it to be plausible.
>>223688682>she looked at me like I'd just proposed raping her.I read that as "I'd just prolapsed raped her" so I had a different look in my mind
>>223688682Feminism is dropped real quick when a ship is sinking
>>223682716This, Jack was a twink who was actually lighter than Rose so him getting on with her would've made the whole thing lighter and float better. Checkmate, jeets.
