>the rest is just the same isn't it?how do you even recover from this
imma go fap to that ladies asymmetrical titties
You fuck Mozart's cute wife. At that point, you've won everything.
>>223681004I know she's short but in some scenes she appears to have genuine midget proportions, it's really jarring
>>223680963Tell Mozart he's a fucking retard and you deliberately composed a simple tune so even the emperor could play it.
>>223681004Her tits infuriated millions
>>223681003It wouldn't happen if the Chinese lady stayed in the picture.
>>223681031that doesn't really work, does it?
>>223681052Did they? Most people watched the original titles version.
>>223681004shes cute and a good wife minus the willingness to cuck her insane husband to save him from ruin. it was coming from a good place at least
>>223680963Pretend to be the ghost of his dad and make him work himself to death.
>>223681052And aroused billions
This movie had boobs? That can't be because I vividly remember watching it in class on a rainy day.
>>223680963IRL Salieri was practically a saint, he doesn't deserve this.
>>223680963slap the shit out of him
>>223681627he was a mediocrity
Salieri worked damn hard and I didn't deserve this shoddy treatment.
I would say"I wasn't writing an opera you dumb twit. It was a 30 second piece of music for your 30 second entrance to meet His Majesty."
>>223682313>I didn't deserve this shoddy treatment
>>223681264Directors cut only
>>223681031That would imply the emperor can't play anything but simple tunes. You wouldn't last a day at court anon
>>223682435mozart wrote a simple piece of entry music too, only it didn't suck ass
>>223680963>Yes, it was written for the kingThere, what's the problem?
>>223680963Yeah, it's a march it's supposed to be repetitive
"Yeah but just wait until the guitar and drums kick in."
Wait until the drop
>>223681627Did Falco write a song about Salieri? No, I don't think he did. Check and mate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
>>223683136>Wait until the drop
>>223683210Falco is a biased Austrian!
>>223681004WOLFYYYYYYY