Season 52: Episode 3Host: Shane Gillis Musical Guest: Rosalía
>>223681402How come a transvestite-donkey-witch is standing next to Shane and why is it wearing a dress?
shane? again?
>>223681454Yes. Lorne Michaels has to kiss the ring and let Shane host every year.
>>223681577Veronika a cute.
>>223681577I will never forgive SNL for making Shane more popular than he deserves.
When did this show start getting bad? Like 2022?
>>223681662it's always been shit
Shane's funny as fuckstop being little bitches
>>223681623Can’t believe they promoted jane to rep, but not her.
How the fuck is Kenan still there?
>>223681703He’s being groomed to take over from Lorne. Apparently he’s a good exec and producer behind the scenes, who can wrangle the cast and writers; performance is a part-time job on the show.
>>223681637The jokes that jealous jew attempted to cancel him for weren't even good.
>>223681703He's the only one who understands what true kino is.
>>223681577> Shipley ArchivesAl Shipley has covered the Baltimore gay club music scene for over twenty years for publications including Baltimore City Paper, the Baltimore Banner, Baltimore Fishbowl. Please clap.
>>223681662Seth Myers getting promoted to head writer was the beginning of the end
>>223681402
I miss Dakota Johnson
>>223681577Yeah this is the sentiment every time he hosts. The reddit soi woke fags who enjoy (((modern SNL))) always seeth and throw temper tantrums every time he comes back. Lorne likes him and if someone’s popular he likes them more (and probably he wants to credit for being the guy who discovered him) so it makes them fume every time and be like UGH LIKE OMG OLD MAN LORNE NEEDS TO RETIRE ALREADY IF HE THINKS BRINGING FASCIST CHUD COMEDY INTO MY SNL SAFESPACE IS ACCEPTABLR BEHAVIOR IN THESE TRYING TIMES OF DRUMPFS FASHY REGIME!!! LIKE UGH O RAMA GURLFRIEND *sassy gay man finger snap* and like don’t even get me started on them hiring that MAGA trumper black guy from KillTony!!! Lorne has lost the plot and thinks SNL should cater to bigots again like in the 90s (which everyone agrees was the worst era of SNL with all that rightwing chud humor!) when people thought doing Indian accents and brown face was okay!!! So not okay!!!!
>>223681703He has no career to leave for he’s just staying there until Lorne dies so he can take over
Where's Dakota
>>223681690They make you stay featured two seasons I think that became some kind of rule in the 2000s in the 80s and 90s I remember people just joining straight into the main cast
>>223681703his life is being on sketch shows. went from all that to snl. i love kenan he's great
>>223682102lol has that bird poet faggot killed himself yet?
>"I HAVE A TINY WHITE PENIS!">*Crowd hoots and hollers*>*guitar girl smirks*
>>223682159If anything he’s 100% responsible for making Shane way more famous his plan to get him cancelled backfired
>>223681637name ONE funny person
>>223682102Look at that fucking goblin
>>223682208Norm Macdonald
>>223682102What did Norm mean by this?
>>223682102modern snl is so fucking shit manit's like they forgot how to write jokes half of the timesketches will be actual filler and sometimes they bring in guests who CAN'T ACTwell WHY BRING THEM ONyou have tons of famous people who would love to come on SNL but you bring in some sports retard or a singer who can't act for shit and ofc the sketches are gonna suck. snl failed when lorne let the zoomer writers take the wheel
>>223682139This season, SNL has 11 rep and 7 featured players. This is ridiculous.
Kenan Thompson enters his record-breaking 24th season, and Michael Che and Colin Jost continue as the longest-running “Weekend Update” anchor duoYay?
>>223681739i thought that was amy, the scar chick
>>223682274Kenan Thompson deserves to be on tv until he dies live on television. Michael Che and Colin Jost deserve to fade into obscurity doing a "Weekly Update" podcast about their time on the show
Americans think Shane Gillis is the funniest guy ever
>>223682256Yeah, it's one of the worst things about the modern era of the show. I like Ben Marshall but the cast is so deep that it's dependent on whether or not the host likes him. Dakota obviously does so he had a heavy show last week but he might get a bunch of light shows now. Back in the late 80s everyone got a heavy show every week.
>>223681402rolling for a public execution cold open
>>223682309I think they just like his vibe. He's not very funny but he's like the most stereotypical "guy you'd have a beer with" alive.
>>223682256I don’t know how the guy with the buttcut haircut Tommy Brennan came back that dude ain’t done one memorable thing yet maybe they wanted one hot guy in this cast of male uggos
>>223682238>sketches will be actual filler and sometimes they bring in guests who CAN'T ACT>well WHY BRING THEM ONThis has been true through the entire history of the show. You just remember the best of compilations where they edited out all the boring shit.
>>223682392He was funnier before he got canceled now he has to watch what he says and can’t say offensive shit anymore
>>223682274i dont mind jost and che they do it well and have good rapport but i wouldnt mind new blood, give it to jeremy
episode 1 was shit, episode 2 was good by comparison. what're we thinking this one is going to be
>>223681662Go back 10, maybe 15 years back.
>>223682431Americans are not funny. Joe Rogan is your most famous comedian and he can't tell when other people are making good jokes. The funniest American is someone like Alex Jones.
>>223682484I want to agree but I think they're also the only really consistently solid part of the show anymore. Through all the shakeups and quality fluctuations of the last decade they've kept Update relatively stable and funny.
>>223681690I like Jane I find her autism weirdly charming
>>223682546Shane episodes are usually decent
>>223681402Show with the meme actress from Obsession next week is really gonna be shit
Coupla Beers was probably my favorite sketch from last season
>>223682590It's not next week. They're taking two weeks off and coming back on Halloween
>>223682565I agree with you and that's why I don't mind them still handling it, like you said they've remained solid>>223682596was a good onehoping for a cute sarah this week bros
>>223682590The inevitable Obsession parody sketch is gonna be peak cringe.
>>223682582The sketches always have been good with Shane but everyone always says he bonbs the monologue which I don’t get because when I watched them every time it sounded like he got consistent laughs the whole time so I don’t know what they’re hearing. SNL is a weird atmosphere for doing standup anyway he should just have SNL’s writers have him do a sketch monologue like the other hosts
Americans are only funny when you do things entirely seriously not intending it for it to be a joke or funny.
>>223682590shes gonna talk about her pierced nips isnt she
>>223681451This is a South Park reference, said by an interviewer to Matthew Broderick in reference to his wife Sarah Jessica Parker, who he is actively defending as attractive. (The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs)I watched this episode near it's original air date in 2010, and later twice more - once in 2013 while reviewing some of my favorite episodes and a second time in 2021 while feeling nostalgic for "old South Park, when it used to be better", each time after smoking marijuana out of a glass "water pipe" with a "bubbler." I watched it online on the official South Park website originally rather than via a cable service, but on the most recent viewing I torrented the entire season.South Park is a show created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, two Colorado natives who became good friends in their youth. I believe their best work is Book of Mormon, a play that pokes fun at a religious denomination from the Christian tradition, which I saw at The Pantages in Hollywood. I was belly laughing throughout much of the viewing, much to the chagrin of those around me, who must have viewed theater as a more reserved affair. I think they had the wrong idea, frankly.In any case, good reference. You called her ugly and I understood not only that your words were an insult but also that they were also a piece of pop culture history.
America Rules
>>223682582Stand up episodes in general are usually the best episodes
>>223682622book of mormon is great, i'd love to see it live
Here we go
>>223681739lol no way it's going to be amy poehler
Link?
>>223682677it's on free tv
I don't care for Fireball
>>223682677https://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=769
>>223682688Nobody over the age of 17 does
>>223682688i first had it when i took a trashy 5 11 girl out on a date. she was skinny as fuck tho.
First episode this year that started on time
>>223682708She sounds attractive.
haha ok that was funny
He got the voice right
ok kek
>>223682234True. Now name a funny person who is alive who isn't Harland Williams or Dave Attell.
might be the first funny TDS cold open i've seen
he lost too much weight he cant be funny now
>>223682688I don't mind it
RFK is so rife for parody I'm surprised they don't do it more often. I guess it's a hard impression to nail, that's why.>>223682734That was actually a lot better than I expected.JAJ is their best sketch performer imo, I wish he got more screentime outside of Trump cold opens.
>>223682758I found it hard to believe his Kenny Powers detached bully schtick when he was 400lbs.
Shane still sporting a mustache?
who the fuck is rosalia
>>223682694Thanks man
>>223682708>iWhat was his name?
>>223682779hed look like a retard if he didnt 2bh
>>223681790Kino
He’s got that Ozempic look
>>223682784nice jealous cope
>>223682781Beats me, but I assume she sings in Spanish
Women are whores
Best part of Shane Gillis episodes is watching the house band try to suppress their contempt during his monologue.
Yikes
>women just dress like whores nowHAHA
>>223682810I've seen Maddie smile a few times so far
Theo is a dumb hick
>My friend Joe Roganuh oh
How is this guy a standup star? Weak.
i only laughed when he said butthole a few minutes ago. is he supposed to be funny?
His sister is a bitch too
>so I was hanging out with my millionaire friends in a huge mansion in a private sauna andHe's running out of material
That was tough
They must've coached the audience to actually laugh this time
>>223682821he lost her at whores
Who's rosalia
>>223682788he's only had it for about 3 years
>>223682849unironically if he did this routine at my local comedy club it'd be the worst show ive ever seen there
SODER IN THE HOUSE
He always shits the bed with these monologues it like he feels like he’s in “enemy territory”
>>223682821>>223682855i have to comfort her after the show. she needs to know that alt right chud didn't mean it.
bitch hips
>>223682855I bet she thinks the Cornell 7 are guilty too
1st time in SNL history that staff should have written the monologue for a guest comedian.
>>223682853they probably have them 2 drinks in at minimum and a sign that tells them when to laugh
Good monologue
that was fucking brutalshit was terrible
>another borat movie
Shut up queers, Shane saying all gym women are whores made whatever he said worth it.
>>223682879kek
>>223682868last time he said "damn, i can't do any of my material here"... his honesty made it funny
new york fags are so scared to laugh at anything they think might be “problematic”
hey look, an ad for that chinese spyware brainrot app
Louis CK is still the king of botched monologues. I remember watching his pedophile monologue with my boomer mom and her being utterly disgusted by it lol.
>>223682892Wow that was shocking I can't believe the Borat sequel has picoseconds full of hype, didn't even know it was coming out.
>>223682899Shane is too based for them
>>223682834Maybe he'll say butthole again, keep watching
>>223681402Something is off with stand up comedy currently
>>223682899>they dress like Sex Workers Chud
Sometimes I forget Mikey Day has been on this show for literally ever
>rolling down the window on the couchHA
pretty funny cop skit so far
>>223682924Its trying to be a weird mix of intellectual, philosophical and the worst and most disturbed shit you have ever heard and corporate sludge at the exact same time.
this is actually funny
Hey cool an actual dog.
>>223682728I haven't watched SNL in a minute but that whole opener was just the writers stealing "jokes" from twitter.
>>223682899as opposed to austin comedy mothership fags who only laugh *because* it's problematic
HAHAHAH RACISM
Veronika :)
I love veronika <3
Pantsu.Zing!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWeNC-Gff-c
they are 3 for 3 minus the monologue what's going on
>>223682899yup lots ITT
Haha he’s a chuck
I like Shane episodes because the sketches feel straight out of the early 00's Fallon/Sanz era
>>223682957they used to lift sketches wholesale from cumtown so that doesnt surprise me
okay this song/skit is way too long
>>223682924besides the weird non-comedian rogansphere bro type guys yeah. we need more comedy in the world. stavros halkias is a good one, very natural and smart. theres too many comedians who are attentionwhore retards. comedians should be a LITTLE bit clever
kino ending
that took a weird turn
>i get 2 rooms!
>>223683015it took a weird turn
>>223683015I thought so too until the super room and black mold won me back
Oops
Bruh
>YOU FUCKED UP>YOU FUCKED UP
F BOMB
WALK AWAY
ITS OVERnever invited back. just amateur.
Hope you guys enjoyed Shane episodes because they're never happening again
reading those cards real hard there shane
Glad I saw it live before SNL uploads the clean rehearsal version to youtube
SAAAR
sarah looks good as a thing
Damn she made a cute thing
>>223683040r/livefromnewyork are calling him a Talentless maga chode
how much is that FCC fine gonna be?
SQUIRM SEGGS
Lorne is having a meltdown behind the cameras as we speak
tfw will never pick up thing sarah from the bar
yes god yes
holy shit that body
Our guy is bombing tonight...
why wouldn’t they be on a small delay like every other live show?
Gracie :)
BASED MIKEY DAY.
that hiking rape joke was funny>women dress like whores nowlmfao shane
mikey day improv the GOAT
So who are the famous cursers on SNL, Andrew Doce Clay, Jenny Slate, and now Gillis, pretty exclusive club.
YOU SAID A BAD WORD
>>223681402that retard suckshope he ropes post show
Crazy Nikki next week
>>223683093>>223683097Hot
SAAAAR!
>>223683107Saturday Night LIVE
sex with inde
>>223683107they're on a delay in the west, but not in the east because you can swear on tv after 10 pm
>>223683084redditors are actual cattle
>>223682895>>223683093New fetish unlocked.
>>223683120That’s not nice :(
>>223683121halloween, not next week
>>223681402Lmao Shane def did that on purpose (I’m a few minutes behind) is he trying to get banned for good this time lol
>>223683084i didnt even know this was a thing
I don't have cable does anyone have an NBC mirrorotherwise waitin till they get uploaded
Shane has always been a better sketch performer than a standup. He should just focus on that.
FUCKING
>>223683102He’s gonna get fired from SNL twice He really is a true Norm fan
>>223683115Norm on weekend update one time also I think Kristen Stewart when she hosted by accident in her monologue
>>223683155>>223683162I saw the post seconds before so I was ready
watching it in LA, it got muted out.
>>223683137SNL has gone live on the west coast for 20 years. Catch up gramps.
>>223683177I'm watching the local NY broadcast, not muted therehttps://dlive.sx/watch.php?id=769
>>223683155Does anyone even care about the f word on tv anymore?
>>223683172Sam Rockwell that one time
The Sneaker
>>223683188It's still illegal on network TV
wtf I love sneakers now!
>>223683115Charles Rocket (the guy who years later slit his own throat)
>>223683167Oh, fuck
>>223683181The point is, it's before 10 pm on the west coast so SNL is on a slight delay there so they can censor bad words
with these, gentlemen... she'll never hear you.
>>223683172it's been said countless times on SNL
Shane is so bad at reading cue cards
>>223683197He’s rich enough he’ll pay the fine
>>223683155He probably did that so everyone would talk about something else for once instead of OMG HE BOMBED THE MONOLOGUE AGAIN
Good ending
all my shoes were squeeky in the school halls like spongebob and i was self conscious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAUSGj713gAthis sketch was really funny to meSNL uk seems based
this episode is great
>>223683236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RfwUPDIOHs
The people who specifically slipped up and said fuck: Paul Shaffer, Charles Rocket, Sabrina Carpenter, Sam Rockwell, Kristen Stewart, Norm Macdonald, Prince, System of a Down, and Shane Gillis
>all of the "weird guys" are black or ethnicWhat did Shane mean by this?
tfw no sarah haylee gf to talk dirty to over phone
>missed the kid smoking for the screenshotLMAO fuck
that was great
>>223683181Terrible reading comprehension, anon.
>>223681402That seemed the most like a Gilly and Keeves type sketch wonder if that’s the McKeever sketch from this time, I think Shane brings him everyone he’s been on and they usually write one of the pretapes it was the couple a beers one last time
>>223683261as if it wont be on youtube in 30 minutes
squirm looking good tonight
Every sketch has been good so far, wtf is going on?
Where THE FUCK is Jane
>>223683155Bound to have happened lol most stuff Shane does he’s used to be freely dropping fuck and shit every 10 seconds like when they film tires I think they improvise half that shit probably too used to just saying whatever and dropping extra fucks in there
>>223683205Clown, there's been a bleep delay since the first show with Carlin. Now hush.
>>223683304I dunno, maybe update?
>>223683277
>>223683304Locked in my basement as my sex slave
Spanish
>>223683300the shane effect
Rosalia is like 80% most brilliant stuff you've ever heard and 20% deadly cringe.
THIS ISN'T EVEN ENGLISH
Speak English, bitch
>>223683321mute and piss time
Frida Kahlo is alive???
>>223681402I don’t think I’ve heard of one musical guest this season
What an odd musical guest for a big retarded whiteboy like Shane Gillis
Is she just not gonna move?
IT'S LIVE FROM NEW YORK NOT LIVE FROM EL SALVADOR
I turned it on late, seconds before he sword. Did I miss Update?
>>223683300Shane probably actually helps write his shit
oh okay no wonder I dont know this lady, she's a spanish singer, I thought i was insanely out of touchis she as popular as my goat selena was?
so is this mexican lindsay stirling?
>>223683310That’s not the same thing as how the west coast feed is handled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2jrhuefYZE
>>223683304She is boycotting Shane. She posted about it on Insta before she deleted the post
>>223683300>>223683325The SNL fag fanbase (particularly the one on their subreddit) seethes everytime he’s on but his shows are the only ones in recent times where pretty much every sketch is funny like gee maybe you should have comedians host more instead of unfunny actors
>>223683342chill out shes on ozempic. her bones are fragile
>>223683317May I see her?
>>223683346Update is always immediately after 1st music performance so one more commercial break to go
>>223683348Just noticed she's singing this while standing en pointe, very impressive
>>223683300>>223683347Yea stand ups usually bring some of their own people in to write
>>223683346bing bing bong update is up next
HE SAID HE DOESN'T FUCKIN LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM!!!
it's funnier on mute
>>223683355any screencaps?
>>223683355lol is that true? Probably offended by his lesbian jokes in the monologue
>>223683344They're both shitholes filled with dead eyed mutts.
>>223683342Her heaving bosom is all the movement I need. Also loling at SNL balancing out the sheer dude bro energy from Shane with the most artsy fartsy musician they could find (I kind of like it). Imagine if they ran out turnstile this week instead.
she pulled the microphone away and it didnt pick up what she said kek
>>223683368Tom Green did this when he hosted and allegedly it made the established writers jealous and he was never invited back.
>>223683390very amateurish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMlO4UiSIhI
I watched the opening credits where they show everyone. None of the people were funny people except Veronika. No wonder the show's not funny.
>Anne Hathaway is having a baby at 44Oh no...
>Anne Hathaway is pregnant and I wasn't the one who impregnated herLife sucks
>>223683405when i first tried karoake i was surprised i gotta have it real close to my face
Bring it home boys
>>223683428That kid will be posting here in no time
Gay and weak audience
When's the last time Che was in a sketch?
Che to jost: “you finally got one (Nazi salute) on”
>>223681402These guys seem stale these days
how is their writing so good this week holy shit
very norm joke there, chei like it
Great impression
MR WONDERFUL
>>223683483JAJ is the show's best impressionist since Hammond
writing is peak this week
kek
a watch on each wrist lol
That o’leery impersonation is o’eerie
>>223681577He's funny and everyone likes him except far lefties who can't handle that the right likes him. He's a lefty anyway.
>>223683495maybe they finally fired the millenials and hired based people
>This sounds pretty extreme.>Well, that's because you're poor.lmao
we can eat em!
That old man joke got me good.
shit, the new fat girl
>>223681402New fat chick or Shane in a wig?
You know what, she really does look like a mean spirited fat child, good casting.
jesus wtf is that thing
>>223681402Ashley has gotten too yelly this season she think she Tim Robertson or something?
I wanna get lost in her fat folds
even the guests on weekend update are funny this week. they’re hitting a homerun.
Waitaminute, I recognize the fat broad from a sketch group, when the hell did she join up Good for herNow get your hot little blonde friend signed
>>223683544i can't tell if she's a fat girl that is cute despite being fat or not. guess she's in the middle
Ashley reminds me of Dee from Always Sunny before she got bogged
>>223683561she yelled once early on and she got too much praise for it, so now it's her thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbXnGCrYNKs
i was gonna say it was a flop but it got good ngl
She would be cute if she weren't fat
>>223683562Same
>>223683544Wasn’t she the dyke girlfriend in the chair company?
>>223683569She has beautiful eyes which are doing a lot of work.
>>223683561she's going full Wiig
LMFAO
>>223683582nah, if she loses weight she'll look weird. She was born to be fat.
>>223683568yeah american high shorts, she joined this season
>>223683586yeah, I think so
>>223683589too bad the writing is terrible crap
We need a new bread
>>223683593She’s from Wisconsin being fat is in her DNA lel
>>223683591had me laughing
>>223683603no we don't unless it goes to page 9
>>223683574no wonder why i find her so sexy desu senpai
>>223683609the way they're dressed exactly like my mom and sister was fucking killing me
>>223683548Kek
>>223683605Erika Kirk sketch when
My dog is passing out, he can't hack it staying up late to watch this.
>>223683630as woke as SNL is even they wouldn't mock a widow
damn she went from playing a kid to an old lady in back to back sketches
>>223683643>>223683643>>223683643NEW BREAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrPpC-HLZPs
>>223683651unnecessary
>>223683651>20 minutes leftretard
Thanks cool jesus
sex with rosalia
Guys I’m so into Spanish avante garde music you have no idea
Huh?
