Part 2
Jellyroll
>>223683643tfw no sexy sherm nurse fwb
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
this shit still going?
Pretty fucking good Jellyroll parody.
Why is "bearded white guys with face tattoos that sing like black guys" a genre now?
Rosalia
sex with rosalia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOaORljAK4U
>>223683678¡ai papi!
is a new bread necessary?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrPpC-HLZPs>WERE TURNING YOUR BEDROOM BACK INTO THE COMPUTER ROOM
ROSALIAS ACCENT MAKE ME CUMMM!
>>223683700yes, because I made it
pretty funnyrosalia is kinda lame and her music is tryhard so anything her here is meh
Wew lad the booty shorts on that girl
>>223683695This one was good because I really thought it feels close to reality, it made me want to look up the real history and see how close it was.
reminds me of anime music
>>223683708>rosaliahow old is she? because she's gonna hit the wall at 24
k-hole music
This girl is lucky she's cute and I wanna violently jam my tongue up her asshole because her boring music ain't keeping me around.
>>223683745cute cute CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!
I don't understand a goddamn word of this, but it sounds beautiful
>>223683643that O’Leary impersonation was incredibly on point
>>223683676Jelly Roll songs like a black guy? Either way, apparently you haven’t noticed black trash culture and white trash culture have steadily morphed into one pile of shit.
That should be my cum raining on her
>>223683745I want to tongue punch Ashley's fartbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JiLHWFJKc
>>223683754She's 34 bro
>>223683754She already survived the crash a while ago.
I used to hear music like this at my weird hippy aunt's house in Miami.
no way that's her real nose
This is gonna go so hard in my Spike Spiegel AMV
>>223683787>>223683788she's got on a mountain of makeup
Could be the best voice in the world right now.Drink this episode in boys this could be the best SNL ever is again.
>>223683786>they muted itNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>223683786Oh yeah, I'm gonna watch that one!I SAID YEAH I THINK I'M GONNA WATCH THHAATT SKETCH!
>>223683794I never had a weird hippie aunt, just a straight-laced Philly cop aunt
>>223683786Shane ruined his career on a green eggs and ham sketch because he couldn't not say fuck for 5 minutes.
>>223683807This is just 4chan science BS like look into it there are more beautiful 50+ year old Latinas than Whites probably.
>>223683745she’s cute yet an absolute comedic vacuum
GET DAT HORSE INVOLVED
HE SAID A BAD WORD!
really pushing the new fat chick tonight
>jane wick in the corner of the framejane bros... we're gonna eat good
JANE
>>223683807Yeah but I’ve seen her delicious legs so now I must have herBesides she’s on a stage, she’d have a ton of makeup either way
Jane
JANE FINALLY
>>223683815https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXSqu3OewTQfor me it's the breaking character and waving to the camera after
Would titty fuck the shit out of the disapproving woman in the red shirt in the back
Yuck
She's not as hideously obese as I thought
>>223683643Jane is so cute when they put her in a wig. So that other snob was lying when he said she was pulling a Nora Dunn when Dice hosted and boycotting Shane then
god is show gonna be whale watching from now on
So many ashamed horny anons right now
>>223683643Grace the new fat chick lucked out with Shane hosting tonight she getting more airtime than usual since she looks related to him
>>223683870She seems hotter now, but I am very drunk
I think this new fat girl is funny.
>>223683643This new fat chick gonna be the new star of the show by next season, being a funny fat on SNL is always instant gold
Fuck I sneezed and shit myself, thank god the show is almost over.
I actually thought that was destiny for a sec
>>223683871people lie about that shit every timeeven Bowen did Chappelle after the entire LGBT community turned on him
Don't mean to be mean but you guys that watch present day SNL need to think. Unless you're female, gay, POC or all of those, everyone at the show hates you. If you just simping, I can at least understand that, though those painfully intentionally quirky witches don't like you either. Lastly, it's not at all funny. I've watched old SNL when it was supposed to be bad, and it was still a little humorous. Now it's just propaganda and no laughs.
>>223683898
>>223683905It took a year or two for Aidy Bryant to grow on me
>>223683912lol I just realized it said “other snob” I meant other anon but it autocorrected
>>223683905Plus a willingness to commit to the bit. The only thing holding back the last fat girl. This girl is a wild card.
>>223683916I don't care what actors I'll never meet think of me.
>>223683916What made you like this?
>>223683912Yeah I don’t think anyone would do that again either after Lorne fired Nora for pulling that shit
>>223683916I’m literally only here for the big dawg.
Guitar Girl sighted.
Squirm wearing a juggalo jersey. I love her.
>>223683916nothing wrong with some harmless simping. some of the snl girls are kinda hot. for me its sara sherman
>>223683932Yeha the last two fat girls (Lauren holy and molly Kearney) were like Aidy knockoffs but without the funny
Lol Shane stop apologizing the people love accidental swearsOr is he talking about all the rape in his monologue
Rosalina is sexy as hell.This will probably be the best episode of the season. All downhill from here.
Kek no one's hugging Marcello, then he tries to hug Shane and he brushes him off.
>>223683916I agree that modern snl sucks but this ep is pretty good. they have funny sketches from time to time but it's not as consistently wild as it was in the 90s
>>223683916maybe everyone else isn't as obsessed with identity politics and hating the other side as you?
>>223683969She's quirk chungus like the Cornell Train Hoe.
>>223683939Intelligence, critical thinking skills and sincere concern for my fellow human beings. Give them a try sometime.
>>223683779>Either way, apparently you haven’t noticed black trash culture and white trash culture have steadily morphed into one pile of shit.It's the same thing. Read Thomas Sowell.
>>223683980What’d he do I thought he was supposed to be their next poster boy
>>223684003>tfw ywn 7 man sarah while she makes quirky jokes and laughs the entire timewtf
Good episode. Glad I remembered to watch
>>223683976He’s probably worried Lorne will be mad at him and have him destroyed (Lorne still have any power in the world of showbiz? He seems like he’s on deaths door these days lol)
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM
fucking great ep
>>223684028ANON SAID A BAD WORD
>>223683916What’s it like to have woke living rent free in your head 24/7? Is it in the room with you right now?
>>223684076It's with me right now in the same way a loving partner is with you right now - meaning it's not.
>>223683970i get it - she's got a nice figure but as i said she hates you
>>223684028Only good episodes these days are either when Shane or Mulaney host (I think Mulaney more recent ones haven’t been as good though) should get more standup hosts
>>223684028It was better than most. Shane was the worst part, didn’t bring anything that wouldn’t have been done better by cast.
>>223683993As per usual, you misunderstood what you read. I don't hate them, they hate me because I'm not in those categories. Best of luck.
>>223683916sure, there were periods during the 2020s when the sketches would get a little weird but maybe that was the writers barely disguised fetish sneaking in. ( sketches of nerdy white dudes getting cucked and thats the punchline)but SNL is ran by a bunch of 30 something dorks, it's not a politically divisive show that wants to challenge people. its just there to make you laugh.SNL parodied presidents and politicians since the beginning, if you think that's too woke to do then just don't watch it man. you have to be a snowflake to find snl offensive
>it's over
>>223684005You left out the indoctrination.
>>223684106>she hates youbro you need to touch grass man not everything is so black and white.also even if she did hate white guys, i'd let sarah beat me up or do whatever to me i dont care shes hot
>>223684156The you’re gay or you’re Hitler joke was funny but of course the crowd sandbags him again. They were playing along until he mentioned Rogan then they didn’t give him shit for five minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLlAK7I8H20really funny cut for time sketch from last week
>>223684156Gaydolph Hitler was a running joke in 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqqoo1IgIrU
>>223684229He really should not have mentioned Rogan. I know he wanted to get to the part where he makes fun of Theo, but it was at a cost.
>>223684156it just wasn't good. i've watched tons of stand up in person so i dont get why he did this. maybe he was just trying a brand new routine
>>223684244damn she got a set of pipes on her
>>223684267Nice.
>>223684288it's like he was trying to do an intentionally edgy set cause he's on SNL but a lot of it didn't land. it was ok but a bit off. >when you're alone on a hike don't look like a rapist>theo von said i look like an egg in the saunai've heard better material from him
>>223684156Every MSM article says he bombed the monologue every time no matter what. Notice no articles said this when Nikki Glaser bombed his dreadful monologue last season, instead it was NIKKI SLAYS YAS QWEEN! I would say of the 3 this one was probably the weakest material he had. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard him admit he thinks a lot of his most recent material isn’t that good which is why he’s been putting off releasing another special.
sneakers sketch and the f bomb was funny
>>223684272he mentioning being friends with Rogan in that audience might as well be like admitting you’re friends with hitler lol
>>223684330>i've heard better material from himive heard better material from female comedians who just make bad pussy jokes
>>223683643Shane’s episodes are always good because it’s the one time SNL brings back the sophomoric bro humor of the 90s whereas modern SNL is usually a show filled with mostly chick humor / gay guy humor
>>223684128except joe biden
>>223684288an edgy comic did an edgy set...
>>223684386you already know that's wrong
>>223684288It was old material.
>>223684402nope, post a biden sketch
>>223684386they did a bittheres not much to say about the guyhe's sleepy and old? ehI always heard people make the same critique of south park and I just never knew what chuds really wanted from these shows. Biden just wasn't that crazy of a president
>>223684386bait
pretty good ep
>>223684430He sniffed little girls' hair and pinched one's nipples in public.
>>223684477fjb
>>223684477they actually did reference creepy joe in 2019thanks googleI forgot sudekis also played joe
I can never tell if it’s a good episode, or if it’s just my buzz.
>>223684363>f bombanyone got the vid?
>this guy is mentioned in the epstein files like 30,000 times!
>>223684495FUCKIN JOE BASED
>I havent been in the gym for so long I didnt know women dress like whores nowyou sure know your audience shane
>my friend joe roganhe is doing it on purpose
>>223684538its on youtube
>>223684544screenshot the evidence that he did something illegal
monologue wasnt that bad, his previous snl monologues were hard to watch, this one went pretty smooth
>>223684128you display a lack of understanding that's remarkable. you can like or dislike the show, but what I said is well known and undeniable.>>223684170Correct we're not talking about you>>223684386precisely this. gentle ribbing at most. >>223684459lie
>>223684580> trump isn't a pedo because I like himfuck off retard he was best friends with epsteini dont have to prove shit to you, go read the files dumbasshe said on howard stern his age limit was 12
well it was a good thread for a while, snl bros. the retarded /pol/fags have arrived. see ya
>>223684581That one time he trolled his dad on national television, as a way to get his dad on national television, was pretty based
decent episode
skits I saw were kind of bummers
>>223684580Release the files … 3 million are still withheld despite a law, passed by Congress, mandating full disclosure. What is he hiding? Oh yeah, the guy in charge of it at DOJ was trumps personal lawyer, and now AG. That’s not a conflict at all. Whitewash and coverup much?
>>223684737>>223684629>didnt post screenshot
>>223684580It’s heavily censored
It's over. Shane has been ostracized by the cast. He left early and is never coming back.
hold on, Teddy Swims is gonna be there?
>>223684770so? post a screenshot of ANYTHING
>>223684833That's kind of a dickhead move on his part
>>223684833I lol'd
>>223684833someday....i will be a guest star on SNL