Characters who, unlike Neelix, are definitly not PDFiles edition.Previous thread: >>223655190
>>223686881star trek appropriately aged sex with Will Decker
>>223686881But that actor is, right?
>>223686904ALLEGED... Oh wait, he actually admitted to it.
>>223686889How?
>>223686986Like this.
do i want to watch star trek 5 and 6?
>>2236872086 yes, it's important stepping stone in Star Trek lore. 5 if you want to see something so bad its great.
>>2236872085 is great for lots of reasons but mostly you should be in awe of shat's ego. It's not even a bad movie, decent TOS episode with a ton of kino. 6 is amazing though, it's up there with wrath of khan.
I see...
>>223687435
>>223686917Even worst he told his therapist while his wife was taping it and exposed him
This gilf is pure
star trek sex with shran
Star trek sex with me
I want my own space winnebago.
>>223689299very same but a warp shuttle would be fine too
Hit me with some spoopy episodes to watch
>>223689494Danube-class runabouts have warp. I would hit the space road forever. You could just cruise around in safe Federation space. Get a holosuite on board and you're golden. Put it on cruise and larp until you hit your destination. I hate Jesus because Star Trek isn't real.
>>223689508schisms is #1
>>223687208Do not wait for the translation. Answer me now!
>>223689508The Haunting of Deck Twelve
>>223687697Seems extremely suspect… were he and his wife part of some cult or Scientology like scheme? What are the odds your own wife somehow manages to get a recording of you confessing to something like that without your knowledge?
>>223687180>Thats ma' boy
>>223689299these things are more overpowered than i thought
>>223689777very high. the wife almost certainly knew he was a pedo before she set out to record him.
>>223690148yep, they are full ass starships in mini form. lots of the design concepts of ds9 are>we lost everyone at wolf359>lets just make a swarm of little ships
>>223689508CatspawWolf in the Fold
Did you make this thread like 40 posts early or something, kek, or did schizo-san's posts getting deleted fuck things up again?
>>223690268Early
>>223689508Catspaw - Omnipotent aliens want to be left alone but Kirk can't take the hint so they dress up like witches and try to spook Starfleet awayNext Phase - Ro and Geordi get turned invisible and think they're ghostsSub Rosa - Bev 'Burning Bush' Crusher fucks a ghost that lives in a candle
>>223689508Your hot asian wife is suddenly 11 years old. The horror of that situation...
>>223690576>keiko survives>still my wifeyeah thats my nightmare
>>223690576>>223690591Neelix and Kes indicate that the Federation doesn't seem to have an age of consent.
>>223690563>Bev 'Burning Bush' Crusher
>>223690576Did it ever occur to anyone that maybe Keiko was the pervert there?
>>223691250I mean, she was flirting with Miles.
>mods just leave this thread upwell okay whatever i guess kek
>>223691250Imagine stage directions>Alright kid, you're a 30 year old woman trapped in a childs body, and you desperatly want to fuck this man
She just wanted to get her pussy crushed. Nothing wrong with that.
>>223691270Flirting?She was damned near demanding.
>>223691438>I had an eleven yo girl try to fuck me when I was 22You have a wild imagination, anon.
>>223691653The fact that you find that incredible tells me all I need to know about you.
>>223689508Where Silence Has Lease is fairly spoopy, I'd say.
star trek
>>223691723And black guy dies first, like they should in horrors.
Looking at some ancient threads>>130631198>Computer, edit every episode of Voyager with re-naming Paris as Locarno in every sceneWait, this could totally be done now
>>223692671>be criminal psychiatrist in 80s LA>notice statistics >stupid future robots keep annoying you>nope out and become god in a bubble universe
>>223691653I've had that stuff happen too. It's terrifying because they could legit get you locked up.
could we have a watch party?
>>223693289where?
how does he eat?
>>223694061Very carefully
>>223694061Through the back door.
>>223689508That's some generations lighting
>>223694061"Meep Morp"
>>223694061And what's his tax policy?
>>223694733I wonder if Dukat found this ironic.
>>223686881My vow of chastity is on file.
>>223695120YAAARRRRRRRRRRUUUUUG
>>223695816
>ds9 JonestownLook at how they did my boy Dukat. Absolutely tragic.
>>223696220If someone bought a small island for /trek/ and the only rules were to live trek and help the community, would there be a lot of people who'd want to help start the colony?
>>223694061What evolutionary sense does it make to have a flesh appendage that blocks your mouth? How did they even eat before silverware was invented?
>>223697332They evolved from coffee cups.
>>223691250I got the impression Keiko wanted to take advantage of the situation and get cracked open like a coconut. Being married to Miles O'Dick Brian, she was probably looser than the prime directive at that point. Being the single good and honest man in Starfleet, he of course declined.
>>223688358star trek sex with wesley
>>223689281i star trek would if you're young and handsome
>>223696220uh, a miracle
>>223697982damn, that shit's wild
>Starfleet Academy is confirmed to return in March of 2027they finished fiming in Feb 2026why does post-prod take 13 months?good god I need my starfleet academy fix NOW
>>223698135Paramount is going to sneak the season onto P+ like you sneak a midnight poop at a sleepover.
>>223698234They're going to put Academy in my sleeping bag?
>>223698234>Kurtzman has been shitting in my sleeping bag for over a decadeat what pointwhat point exactlyis it, you know, justified to do what you have to do to make itstop
>>223698282Now Ellison can use the Skydance merger as an excuse to shitcan Kurtzman. Or it will be like Gunn where he’s given one pity year to look for a new gig before they fire him.
>>223698282Kurtzchad saved trek for another generation.
>>223698317*fucked trek for another generation
>>223695120Guess that makes the Tron Guy costume technically a crossover.
>OH N
>>223698577[goo'd]
>alt-Kira kissing alt-Ezrimuh dick
>>223698610SEX
>>223698636Do you think the intendant make mirror Ezri ride her nose ridges to completion?
sweethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgw_g62U384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYPS87ewHT8
Lower Decks a pretty fun show.
>>223690833Neelix and Kes are so fucking far from the federation that they don't even know what it is. >KesWhy the fuck do you even remind me of this charisma vacuum. I always skip her episodes, except the one where she finally fucks off.
You've just crash landed on the planet Angel One with no hope of rescue. Will you run away to the mountains and join the male resistance; or do you give up your sacred right to vote, put on a fairy boy outfit, and accept your place in a society where women rule?
>>223699779I do.
>>223690576Interesting wall art. Looks like two large folds opening up wide. I'm sure nothing subconscious was meant by it.
>>223686881is that the pedo dad from Jessica Biel tv series?
>>223690833Why do you think Neelix suddenly opted to stay in the Delta Quadrant when they were so close to Earth?
>>223699585>>223699779I had a feeling this guy was trans.
>>223700246>Deep Space 9>9Wtf
>>223700246Why are they talking about The Mask when the magazine is called SciFi universe? The Mask is a tribal voodoo thing or the emissary of Loki, depending on which interpretation you subscribe to.
>>223700494>emissaryHow differently would the Dominion War unfold if Sisko had The Mask?
>>223700565smokin
>>223700246
>>223700246>get the fuck back in your dying timeline, Riker
>>223701736>scan is fine>turns upside down when I upload itWhat the fuck
Belay that order.Photon Torpedos. Full Yield.
>>223701817Alright, I have no idea why the fuck it's doing that even after re-encoding it
>>223701736>>223701747>>223701817
>>223701834Thank you
>>223689540>I hate Jesus because Star Trek isn't real.take it easy, kiddo
>>223698594HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
>>223689299FVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRKKTHIS IS COZY /v/ROSSSS!!!!!I have to make a game where you are able to fly around in these and fight dragons.
>>223689508The Thaw. Voyager.
>>223689540Excellent Taste Anon.
>>223700388The real villain is Janeway. She turned a blind eye to Neelix’s perversions because she needed his knowledge of the delta quadrant.
>>223701904Also Coda
>>223686986YOU PUT THE DECKER UNIT IN THE ILIA HOLE AND BECOME ONE WITH THE VGER
Mirror, Mirror was another episode I caught from the H&I marathon. Bixby did the right thing by having Kirk & Bones immediately realize the situation so they could spend as much time as possible on Terran Empire shenanigans instead of gradually finding out what happened and where they are. Spock's beard being the first giveaway was genius too, but I do wonder why he decided to grow one in that timeline and not in ours.Marlena is such a great character, how is it that we've gotta go to the Mirror universe to get a woman who has her own agency without being inherently villainous. Like sure, she's a concubine to power, but the Power is the imperative here, and she's quite merciful as far as Imperials go, letting Kirk subdue M!Sulu on his own instead of also Tantalizing him. I skimmed the wiki article for this episode and found out that they planned on having the Device send people backwards in time so Shatner could show up in an ENT episode having been stranded on a planet for 30 years, prior to the timeline split. I would've assumed the split wasn't so literal and that it was just 2 parallel universes that were perfectly identical up until the divergence point. This is the 2nd cool idea for the show I've heard about being neglected due to its early cancellation. Where was I? Oh yeah, it's a shame they never do anything with Prime Universe Marlena after this episode's coda.The best moment of the episode is the finale, where Kirk save an entire universe in just under 3 minutes by convincing Mirror!Spock to become the prime mover for revolution. It didn't hit me the first time because I wasn't as good a Spock-reader as Jim yet, but that last line "I shall consider it" is delivered with such gumption that you can hear "It shall be done.">>223701656Hey, that's my phaser remote! Neat.>>223701834Oh man, I gotta find that Picard management book. Also, I wonder how effective that voiceprint software actually was.
after I finish Lower Decks, I am watching Picard.Then I am watching SNW.Then I will watch ENT.
star trek sex with david corwin
the person I want to watch Trek with;Tall Red Haired Woman with pale skin, fweckles, prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle.
>>223702019the mixed crew's shared hatred of neelix kept heat off her
someone at memory alpha is a DOOFUS who keeps giving alien species incorrect descriptions like "feline humanoid". M'Ress is not a cat. She is not feline. She is a Caitian from the planet Cait.
>>223703085>fweckleselmer mudd
>>223703176there's a pussy joke here but i'm too stupid to figure it out
>>223703176>>223703349"Pussy is pussy"
>>223696951Everybody would want to be Captain
Anyone have any recommendations for where I can buy a decent TNG uniform for Halloween?
>He's worse than dead, Jim. His funk is gone!
>>223699709I choose death by snu snu.
>>223700246Deanna, can you please shut the DOOR?
Which Star Trek ship do you think is most impressive to women?
>>223704589Big D?
>>223704584Kek
>>223704589
I recently watched Jawbreakers and Carol Kane was in it. She always sounds that way.
>>223705012yeah she does
>>223704700>impulse drive not in those flare-outs behind the nacelles
>>223704700where is the tubolift?
>>223704229you can find something passable on amazon for less than $50etsy will get you something good but takes some work and fortunate timing to find someone.
>>223703176all of those sites are run by the worst kinds of faggots. i dont even use MA anymore because nutrek shit it all up and they use googles trash webp file type because they are all jew sucking faggots
>>223704229Get yourself one of these bad boys and write DATA on it.
>>223705250It's actually pretty nice to have red alert indicators for an away team.
>>223705320>someone created that character and said, yep that's a good idea.
>>223705340Someone who hated star trek.
KIRA'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ONTHE PAH WRAITHS KNOW DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG
I miss Star Trek demotivators
>>223703176That fucking cat ruined so many people.
>>223706068Warp factor BASED
>>223704589The Phoenix. Zephram Cochrane knew that women like phallic ships, while Starfleet’s shios are too round and vaginal and makes women subconsciously jealous.
>>223706463Data’s fully functional, after all. And Lore was obviously a repressed homosexual.
>>223706731
>>223706797I wasn’t even thinking of NuTrek but holy shit.
is it true that women like it?
>>223704589I'm a woman and I like Groumall types
>>223686881
>>223706910Just be her dad from now on and go be a family man.
>>223706910was rascals the most uncomfy 'sode?
>That one time Shatner btfo Mike Stoklasa on twitter because he thought Nerd Crew was unironictfw your childhood icon shits on you on twitter lmao
>>223706841I'm a man I love sexual harassment.
>>223706941At least it wasn’t Patrick Stewart; the despair would’ve turned Mike into a fat alcoholic.
>>223691250>Cherry pop - the pre-sequel
>>223706941>he thinks William Shatner runs his own twitterBrent Spiner dispelled that myth years ago
>>223707099shatner is a liar.
>>223707195Sure thing Mr. Camuso. any good tweets about 4chan today?
>>223706797I don't exactly buy it as a Star Trek ship (or really a space ship at all) but I think it has a nice design, at the very least some thought for aesthetics went into it which is a lot more than can be said for most of nu-Trek
>Ralph McQuarrie design from back in the 70s>rejected because it was ugly>let's bring it back!
>>223707959You can tell it's Klingon space because it's orange.
>>223706797>>223707699
>>223706797>>223707699Also, I swear to God the Halo assault rifle is in Season 1 of Picard
most nu-trek ships are ugly and the opposite of aesthetic for some reasonit's so unlike all the books i read where dudes like herman zimmerman, rick sternbach, or andrew probert wanted a starship to look good from every angle
>>223706935it was the COMFIEST 'sode
>>223708154The TOS design and angles with TNG color scheme is fucking with my brain.
>>223706898They're ribbed for her pleasure
>>223707959>>223707959>>223707959I honestly like the design, Im just not a big fan of the color. Most of the other federation ships look like they flew into a cloud of Mass Effect greebles and the Klingon ship really give away how the show was changed from an original ip into Trek late in production. I just can't believe that the show was always going to be Star Trek, nothing about it looks or feels anything like Trek at all. At least it got retconed into a weird alternative reality so we can just ignore it like pretty much all of nu Trek. Id like an Eaglemoss miniature or something if it came in a different paint scheme.
>Bajor untouched by the Dominion War>Cardassians are fucked up and weakened>Joined the Federation>Wormhole makes you the gateway to the Gamma Quadrant>Ferengi Grand Negus is married to a Bajoran, who can tell the Negus what to do.Bajor won.
>>223708278The design just explicity belongs in the TMP era. They really should have just kept it as the Titan.In hindsight it's obvious the whole contrived refit/design change happened purely for the sake of this particular desigb ending up the Enterprise-G. Matalas's audacity kinda disgusts me
>>2236872085 should be watched once, for several reasons1) learn why you never let shatner direct himself2) not a terrible premise if done right3) some good quotes6 is solid and part of my yearly re-watch
>meticulously model your own ship>christen it with a name like your cat just walked across your keyboardWhy
>>223708736Google says that’s the Nez Perce name for themselves. The name’s stupid but Star Trek has used Indian terms like that before.
>>223708772name 3
>>223708736Also, I don’t like that bright-blue coloring near the back of the saucer, it makes the ship look incomplete or like parts of the saucer section broke off and the blue is what’s underneath.
Love me a good starship
>>223708802>it makes the ship look incompleteI mean a disk that arbitrarily has a chunk cut out of it will be doing that anyway
>>223708793USS Crazy HorseUSS AhwahneeUSS LakotaUSS CheyenneThe Cheyenne class of ships>>223708837True, but the blue draws attention to that. They could’ve colored a different section blue.
>>223708804Oh that's a lot lower quality than I realised
>>223708804>We could’ve had this>Instead, we’re gonna shove the Discovery up your ass
For me, it's the USS Intercourse with Shran
>>223708973>Not ribbed for his pleasure
>>223708294dissum star wars shit
>>223709031You’re not wrong.
>>223709031The non-Federation ships often have a bit of Star Wars in them
>>223708804>The Enterprise - E but different
>>223709364Both series’ ships were potentially bashed together from some of the same scale models.
>>223709460There’s some Voyager influence.
Oh nice, Die Hard's on the telly
star trek sex with tom and harry
>>223710045Star trek sex with (You)
star trek sex with with, uhh... forget I said anything...
geordi on the holodeck
>>223710316Awkward post made more awkward by forgetting my webm
>>223686881Patrick Stewart is a rapists faggot that likes to fuck baby deer.
>>223710328This is /trek/, awkward is just the beginning.
>>223710323Ĺeah Brahms on the holodeck
>>223710328Imagine the possibilities, if she kept changing while riding your dick
>>223710546Depends what she changes into
>>223710510anon looking away
>>223709997Man, Picard really just straight up murders people in this episode
>>223711144Burden of command.
>>223711144Including Tuvok long lost human brother.
>>223711144>Make it so, motherfucker
>>223708278That's 90% of Star Trek Online ships basically. Absolutely disgusting
>>223711082
>>223710126star trek thank you
>Radiation makes everyone but T’Pol retarded because Vulcans are immune somehow
This new Star Trek show that is not what you expect
>>223698577>>223698594Explodo
>tpol turns into a crackhead because the vulcans were too ashamed of their vulnerability to trellium D raditation to tell starfleet about it before archer charged into the expanse to save the galaxy.
>>223709364I love how sleek and clean the Federation ships are, but Star Wars is way more fun to roll up your sleeves and work on. The hero model for the Millennium Falcon had copyrighted parts from Porsche and Ferrari kits glued to the side that they can't legally reproduce so there are entire lines of car kits kept alive just because Falcon purists need to buy them to glue an engine part to the side of their screen-accurate model.If you stray too much from the Enterprise A and D then things start looking daft so Trek is fun because it's about precision, it's about the skill to land an arrow in the center of the bullseye not just once or twice, but every single time. Star Wars lets you kind of just get drunk and high and start fucking shit up and no matter where the road takes you, it'll end up looking like something from Star Wars.
I'm thinking of doing a regular non-upscaled laserdisc rip of DS9 and voyager but it's gonna be super high bitrate relative to the resolution. Like 1+ GB per episode. There is just so much grain detail in the source that gets chopped to shit when you cheap out on bitrate. It will look way better than the DVDs though.
>>223712121Are you authorized to do so?
>>223712167Yes. I paid donated $100 to my findom goddess and asked her about it and she said yes.
>>223712121I authorize this scheme. Let us know if you need help.
>>223711948The Star Wars models were way easier to build than the Federation ships for the star trek movies. The Refit Enterprise model for the Motion Picture took forever because it had to be perfectly smooth for filming the close-up spacedock scene, and the paintjob they put on it was a nightmare to film because it was so reflective, they had to film it in low light to avoid the reflections, which is why it looks greyish silver in the movie, when the model in person looks white.
>It was all Hoshi’s transporter dream so lol nothing matters and we won’t learn about the aliens on the surface who disappeared Season 2 was doing okay until now.
>>223712233They repainted it for Wrath of Khan despite also recycling a lot of Motion Picture footage in the same movie
>>223712233Yeah they also used pearlescent paints in different intensities and patterns so when the light shimmers across the surface it looks like there are panels. I find the way light bends and reflects fascinating so I'm like a retarded baby looking at jingling car keys when I see shiny paint, I just sway back and forth laying out trajectory lines the light is traveling in my head.There's a company in Spain that makes the best color shift paints in the world, Green Stuff World. The application is so thin and can be used either by brush or airbrush, and the basecoat underneath dramatically changes how it shimmers.A light grey base coat with a layer of Pinky Blue would be like perfect Federation colors.https://www.greenstuffworld.com/en/153-chameleon-acrylic-paints
>character overcomes fear of new transportation technology that converts you to energy and instantly transports you across spaceent is so fucking good it makes ds9 look like a lazy B5 ripoff
>>223712233its really a shame about the unions
>>223694061That joint on his nose is actually a hinge, and he lifts it up like a door knocker.
Starfleet Academy got a season 2.
>>223713711We all knew that, it was birthed into existence with 2 seasons commissioned
>>223713785You'll watch the promotional material for it.
>Aliens essentially used an oil slick to escape the NX-01HUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcBH6MCAst8
>>223714515They play evil guys
>>223714515fuck > kill > marry
>>223714515Is that Casey Biggs in the middle?>>223714892No surprises from you, Kira.
>Crash land on Dagobah with Padma Lakshmi>Fuck herNiiiiice, Trip.
>>223712184>my findom goddessmore fin than dom
star trek sex with malcolm and hayes
>>223716269*between Malcom and Hayes
>>223715179no woman alive can resist a florida man in the swamp
>>223716420>because of them thar implications
>have to take shuttle into the shop four times in one month and this week is supposed to be my starship helmsman exam
>>223716689How many people fit on those warbirds anyway? They are leviathan. If it's 1,000 on the Ent D, gotta be what, 5,000 on a warbird?
>it's a t'pol refuses to report that she was graped by minority because condoning prejudice is wrong episode
>>223716310star trek yes please
>>223716728According to Memory Alpha (quoting the DS9 tech manual) they have a complement of 1500. The crew density of Galaxy class ships is already crazy low, a D'deridex must be almost entirely uninhabited.
>>223716728>>223717038Some amount of space is just cargo storage, really huge equipment, and so on. There's also probably a ton of unused space to be filled in by refits later, or used by Romulan marines, colonists, refugees, whatever. But yeah, they're pretty big.
>>223717038>Romulan backrooms
>>223717719That's where you go if you fall into the black hole that powers the ship. Which incidentally probably takes up a good bit of the internal volume.
who did the season ending cliffhanger better?TNG best of both worlds or Sopranos made in america?
>>223705242>i dont even use MA anymoreIs there anything better? Something that excludes the nutrek stuff, or at least compartmentalizes it.
>>223712121I'd like it. I like laserdisc ripsMy copy of voyager is kinda shit... If I see a DVD copy of it in a thrift store I should probably go for it anyway...
>>223712121Do eet. I will buy extra hard drives for this
>>223716689
>>223716420Enterprise needs to be remade with Tripp in full Florida-Man mode.
>>223718771kek is this your gimmick? first WoW and now BG3? accidentally crossposting? interesting
>>223717719The Tal Shiar throws Romulans into the backrooms as part of interrogations.
>>2237167281000, a large number of which will be sleeping at any one time. Parts of the Enterprise would be a ghost town.
